Note: This is the conclusion of Half 1 in the fanfic. I'm planning to create more than 4 halves through the course of the few years. This chapter is also Christmas oriented. It's New Year's Eve, so it'll be the start of 2017 soon! Enjoy.
To the creators of Mighty No. 9,
Your game was neither Mighty or 9th on anybody's list, thank you for making the entire concept of kickstarting a game, an actual fucking joke. For my Christmas wish, can you please go fuck yourselves?
Sincerely, Iago.
Dear Gamestop,
I was going to write and ask for a refund for your game No Man's Sky for Christmas, but Steam did that already. Unfortunately, Tinker Bell gifted me this copy of the Playstation 4 version of the game, which is not refundable. For Christmas, could you do me a favour? Could you try to fit it sideways up your ass?
Sincerely, Iago.
Dear Mountain Dew,
I just wanted to let you guys know I still enjoy the delicious taste of a cold refreshing Mountain Dew while I play video games. I was just wondering, could you guys help me pay my taxes?
Sincerely, Iago.
Dear Nintendo,
What a wonderful year you guys had was a lot of great products and great games. And I'm patiently waiting for the Nintendo Switch when it's released in 2017. For my Christmas wish, could you guys start printing more than four copies of things, so that I have a chance to buy it off of someone, who isn't a GODDAMN RESELLER?
Sincerely, Iago.
Dear Ghostbusters reboot team,
Could you not? Seriously, could you just not?
Sincerely, Iago.
Dear Youtube,
I was going to fly in and ask for my Christmas wish of being in the Youtube Rewind of 2017, instead though, do you think maybe we could rewind the algorithm, and the website, to sometime back, in 2013, WHEN THEIR WEBSITE STILL FUCKING WORKED!?-?!
Sincerely, Iago...