Note: This doesn't count as the beginning of Half 2. However, it celebrates New Year of 2017! Happy New Year! In memoriam for those celebrities that died in 2016. May they rest in peace.

Iago starts off the discussion, "Hey, guys. What's up? It's me, Iago. And everybody over the past couple days have been saying, 'Hey Iago, where's your report of saying goodbye to 2016? Where's your report?' You want me to write it, then fine! Fuck you, 2016!"

Iago continues and starts his complaints of why he hates 2016,

"2016, a shit. 2016 is shit. 2016 is the fucking dog turd of the year, and the dog turd that got...shit out by the...fucking hell to hell! 2016 is the fucking No Man's Sky of fucking years, okay, and it's also the year that gave us No Man's Sky, so think about that! 2016, is the definitive proof that time travel is never invented, because if it was, they would've come back to this year, to fix this shit! 'Hey, Iago? Why was the year so bad? Why is it not like any other year?' Let me fucking tell ya."

He then says about the problems in 2016,

"Yeah, sure, celebrities die every year, but these were pretty fucking important celebrities, okay? Fucking Prince? Uh, fucking David Bowie? Gene Wilder, the fuck- Willy Wonka, the Candyman? Do you think I like candy? And Princess...fucking Leia! Carrie Fisher was the woman I've always admired, okay? When I was a chick and I watched Star Wars, I admired her because of the...film, and as an adult parrot, I admired her because she's...crazy like me! And she beat the fucking odds! And then she's fucking gone!"

After crying for a bit for memorial of Carrie Fisher, the parrot then says more,

"And by the way, for those of you who don't understand...", Iago says, mocking a comment that was sent to him and ranted, in sadness for why he hates 2016. "And then as an American and Disney character everyday, I had to hear about this election- My life was consumed by this election, I couldn't be more fucking sick of it! And then on election day, those sexes have filled pieces of shit, and went down and voted! And half of them voted for Trump, and half of them voted for Clinton! That's just the light-hearted stuff, that's the stuff I don't mind making fun of. There's all kinds of shit here so dark, I can't talk about it, and the terrorist attacks and the bad fucking shootings! And the Youtuber that lost her life because one of her fans fucking killed her?! And a robbed bank, for fuck's sakes, for robbed bank!"

The red bird explains,

"And then there's all these people are saying, 'New year, new me, 2017's gonna be different, it's gonna be better!' No, it's still happening in the same fucking world! In the same fucking place, the same shit- that happened last year is gonna affect 2017! Change doesn't happen, because if the calendar rolls over, the change doesn't happen because you add one to the year, it's still the same world, it's still the same shit show! Change starts here!", he says as he points at his heart, then to his head, saying, "Change starts here! Change starts in here with you...sons of bitches, and you prove to me in 2017, none of us are willing to change!"

Iago taunts,

"'We're all fucking happy on our little fucking circle jerk communities on Twitter and Reddit and Facebook, jerking each other off, making each other good because we agree with each other!' And someone dare comes along and disagrees with us, and challenges with our worldview, instead of trying to grow a little bit?! We fucking screwed that person, we tried to make him feel like shit, so we can feel good all over again!"

He then tells the point,

"Look, I'm not being the bad bird here, I want 2017 to be better too, and I believe that it can be, the problem is, for it to be better, WE have to be better, and I don't think that's gonna fucking happen. For this New Year's Day instead of being filled with hope, is that are being filled with hope for change and for something better... I'm gonna do something different... I'm getting torn the fuck up."

He finishes up by drinking a bit of the classical edition of Mountain Dew, sighing,

"Goddamn it!"

HAPPY NEW YEAR!