Note: Two new Disney main and memorable characters in the oneshots are introduced from the Lion King, Zazu and Rafiki.
Waking up in the middle of the night, Zazu leaves the bedroom where he was with Tinker Bell, and then sees Iago, his parrot buddy, raging while playing Super Mario Maker.
"Iago!", the blue toucan said.
The red parrot asks, whilst playing on the Wii U for the game Super Mario Maker, "Yeah?"
"What the...what the fuck are you doing?", asks Zazu.
Iago explains as he plays a very hard level, "I'm playing Mario Maker, I'm trying to finish this level so I can upload the fucking thing."
"It's...4:00 in the goddamn morning! Why are you yelling?", the blue avian told the red avian.
Iago then says, "I'm trying to beat a goddamn Mario level in 4:00 in the morning! I wanna go to bed, Zazu. I want to go to fucking bed, but I can't until I beat this fucking level, goddamn it...", before when playing the hard level, he dies in the game as he says, "Goddamn it, Zazu! ...You're ruining my fucking concentration right now. Where were you- Ugh. Where's Tinker Bell at?"
"She's asleep, she has stuff to do in the morning! You're in here yelling and waking us up.", excused Zazu.
The parrot argues, "I'm not waking you up, you're used to this kind of noise, Zazu. It's not a big...fucking deal- Goddamn it!", before becoming angry after seeing him die in the game again.
"It doesn't look that hard, just beat it already!", the toucan told him.
Iago then said, "Oh, let me see you fucking beat it, let me see you fucking beat it, Zazu. This is one of the hardest levels ever fucking created, okay? This is harder, than that one level that the Chinese guy made...the Panda Wing or whatever the fuck they called that one, the one that went viral, I'm trying to beat a level that goes viral, Zazu."
"So, did you make this then?", Zazu asks.
The bird answers, "I didn't fu- I beat my levels! He made it."
"Who?"
"He did, he did!", Iago says as he pointed to the wise Rafiki.
Zazu groans, "He did not make this."
"Yes, Zazu, he's been working on it all night, he's been working on it since midnight, Zazu.", the parrot said.
The toucan wonders, "He's basically meditating.", seeing Rafiki, silent with his eyes open.
"No, he's also a goddamn genius, okay? He's practically thinking of another hard level, okay? They let you fucking know about video games! I know video games, he knows video games better than you, he knows video games better than the others, fuck you, Zazu.", says Iago.
Zazu then plans, "Let me see you- Just beat the level already, and go the fuck to bed-"
"It's good that you're filming this because it'll go viral, Zazu. And that's why you always tell me, you want to leave this house because I'm annoying you at times, you want to fucking move out or on your own, that's why I trying to do a fucking viral video, and viral fucking level, so I might have the money for you to move the fuck out of here maybe, so you won't have to deal with my fucking bullshit, Zazu. And you should talk to me one more time, to put crackers in your goddamn coffee again, so shut the fuck up!", explains Iago.
Zazu asks, "Wha-what do you mean again?"
"Yeah, that's right, fuck you, Zazu. Goddamn it...", sighs Iago, before noticing his character dying for the dozenth time in the game. "GOD-DAMN IT!", he yells, before turning to the now-meditating Rafiki, "Seriously, like what is with this fucking level? Like why do you think anybody's gonna fucking beat this? Nobody else can beat this level, until I can fucking beat it- So you get started again... Get started...play... Beat the- You get fucking start- Here's your stylus...here's your fucking stylus...", he says as Rafiki does so, abrupting his meditation, before the parrot yells, "REBUILD THE LEVEL! REBUILD THE LEVEL! Rebuild the fucking level!", as Rafiki was shocked, before Iago threw several Amiibo packages around, causing Rafiki to facepalm. "START OVER YOU PIECE OF SHIT! Fucking FIX IT!"
Zazu calms, "Iago! Calm the fuck down!"
"What?", the parrot asks between Zazu's exclaims. He then says, "What, I'm calm! I'm fucking calm, Zazu! WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO BED, ZAZU!? Why don't you go the fuck back to bed?", yelling this as he threw one more Amiibo packages at Zazu. "I'm sick of your shit. I will go to bed when we beat the fucking level!"
The toucan firmly said, "You need to shut up. Stop yelling. We're trying to sleep. This is unacceptable."
"Zazu...Zazu, I'm trying...", Iago calms and then plans, coming towards Zazu. "Just go to bed, okay? Make sure Tinker Bell's happy."
"You know what, if you don't stop yelling, I'm gonna go in there...and I'm gonna have the loudest sex with her I possibly can. Because you keep us awake all night.", warns Zazu.
"Aah, oh, you're fucking Tinker Bell, Zazu, you're fucking- WE ALREADY KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING TINKER BELL, ZAZU! YEAH, WE CAN SMELL IT FROM HERE! GO THE FUCK TO BED, ZAZU! Go to fuck the bed!", yells Iago.
Zazu sighs once more, "I'm sick of this shit...", going back to bed, while Iago gets a chance to beat the level Rafiki made.