In ALASKA
Luan was shaken awake. Her head felt like exploding. "Where AM I?"
"C.O.W.W. Academy," a rather short and grousome looking lady.
Luan contemplated this. Then she said the only thing that she could do, "You must have had a COW when you heard that acronym!"
Luan was immediately slapped on the cheek. The slap was so forceful, it could've been thunder. She would have retaliated if two beefy, armed men weren't behind the lady. She looked at her in shock, while holding her pained cheek.
"Do not talk to Miss Sinistre with such ignorance," The woman growled, "REPEAT IT!"
When Luan hesitated, a guard pinned her to the wall. The other cracked his knuckles.
Luan repeated it.
She was dropped down, along with her conscience, after she was clubbed on the head.
In ROYAL WOODS, MICHIGAN
Ding Dong
The Loud family fought their way to the door. Clyde arrived at the door, in a full One-Eyed Jack costume. His eyes looked naked, like he was missing something. Lisa was the first to notice.
"Where are your optical enhancers?" Lisa questioned.
"I just got contact lenses!" He shouted.
At the top of the steps, Lucy was motioned to the bottom by Lori. She appeared behind Clyde, frightening eight sisters and Clyde.
"She who must not be named says you look like an idiot,"
Clyde, embarrassed, quickly changed out of his clothes.
"Let's stop fooling around guys, we have a sister to save!" Lincoln exclaimed aggravatedly, "And I know just who to interrogate first!"
The eleven children rushed out the door.