So last time Charles got the wind handed to him by Air Bud and then he went to Dom's house to get some Downy ok now your all caught up
[initiate textual conersation]
Buddha: State your business
Billy: Hi Dom
Billy: Um…
Billy: I need you to do me another solid
Buddha: What now
Billy: Ok so I need
Charles ducked as a jug filled to the brim of detergent came flying through Dom's Window©. He picked it up, and the creepy silhouette gave Charles a thumbs up.
Buddha: Are we done here
Billy: Uh yeah
Billy Ok thx
[deinitiate textual conversation]
The gate reopened and Charles swifted out of it, eager to get away from this creepy dude. He had the Downy, and that's all that mattered.
Charles got home and set the Downy on his chemistry tableau. He measured the 5 cups of detergent nessesary for the serum, and poured it into the bowl. With a spork, Charles mixed the whole thing together while Air Bud watched with his stupid, punchable face. What was he doing while Charles was gone?(nother rhetorical q btw) Popping popcorn?
The serum was complete, and I realized I never explained what the turnip serum did. Anything you pour it on turns into a turnip, except the bowl. Yeah that's pretty much it
It was time for Charles to put it to the test. He poured on the chair and…
Nope
He poured it on Air Bud and… (please turn into a tunipr he thought)
Nope
Huh said Charles. Why wasn't it working? Charles took a long, hard look at it and…
KNIVES STARTED LAUNCHING OUT OF THE BOWL RIGHT AT HIM OH GOSH HE TOOK OFF HIS KEVLAR VEST OH NO THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE
Charles (for once in his life) looked at Air Bud for assistance, but he was just watching the whole thing play out while eating popcorn what the heck Air Bud!
Charles thought his last thought and Air Bud started to lick the blood off of his corpse as his life drifted away…
Geoffry read the front page of the newspaper. Looks like some kid got mutilated by knives. And though the news was rather sad, well he just had to laugh, because he saw the photograph. I mean did you see that dog in the pic?
Wait hold up. He was getting a textual message from his best friend.
[initiate textual conversation]
Rosebud; What's up Geoff?
B-Dawg: Nothin much
to be continuned