Ok, so we've introduced Charles, Pepper, Spencer, Debra, Josh, Geoff, and Don. That just leaves...
Rosebud: me?
Oh.
Ok, so you probably have no idea what is happening. Basically I'm just trying to do my job of checking each character off of my little checklist here and in the process Abigail here decided to break the fourth wall and this is a big problem.
Rosebud: what wall?
Oh, uhh nothing
Rosebud: you have quite a bit of explaining to do
Just tell us a bit about yourself
Rosebud: who's us? Who are you?
Please, introduce yourself.
Rosebud: my name is Abigail
Rosebud: is that all you want?
Give us your whole life story here
Rosebud: no
Rosebud: fuck no
Excuse me?
Rosebud: I'm not going to answer any of your question until you answer mine.
Rosebud: Who
Rosebud: the fuck
Rosebud: are you
That will come later Abigail
Right now I just need you to tell me about you.
Rosebud: I'VE LIVED IN A FUCKING CELL IN A GOVERNMENT FACILITY LYING IN THE CENTER OF THE EARTH FOR 15 FUCKING YEARS WATCHING ALL MY FRIENDS THROUGH CAMERAS WAITING FOR WHEN WE GET TO KILL A FUCKING PSYCHOTIC MAGIC DOG!
Rosebud: IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT YOU LITTLE FUCKER?
That's perfect Abigail
Now we can move on.
Rosebud: OH NO YOU DONT YOU LITTLE PRICK!
Rosebud: NOT UNTIL YOU GIVE ME SOME FUCKING ANSWE-
Oh, sorry, we're you still listening to her? I just hit the mute button so we didn't have to hear her anymore.
Now, who's next?