[initiate auditorial conversation]
Don: so this is the place?
Abigail; yep
The phase 3 operation bud agents stood outside the abode of the now deceased Charles. They were given the kind of breakfast you would expect from a military base and sent out to confront Air Bud and retrieve the stone sphere thing. Without actually getting proper weapons, which was pretty stupid. Abigail carried an array of weapons in her compactable back pack, Spencer had his knives and Debra had her eagle, but other than that, they were probably fucked.
Slowly and cautiously, Abigail cracked open the front door. Seeing that the coast was clear, the crew filed inside, finding a run down house with bloodstains everywhere. Spencer, of course, was already stooping down to snatch up the various knives on the ground as well.
Spencer: hey, these feel just like mine
Spencer spun the knives around and holstered them like they were an old friend. Speaking of old friends, Charles's lifeless corpse was lying there as well, the green tint in his eyes lacking in energy and emotion. The group silently moved past his body respectfully, with the exception of Spencer, who reacted in a way similar to realizing that you left a stash of 50 hot pockets in your pocket.
As they moved past, they started to hear a slow growl, a snore of sorts. Air bud must be nearby. Abigail creaked open the door to revealing air bud snooZing peacefully.
Abigail: ok here's the plan
Abigail: Josh you're going to grab the stone
Abigail: and then were gonna run away
Abigail: that's pretty much it
Josh : why do I have to grab it?
Abigail: I thought you loved air bud
Josh: yeah but I'd hate to disturb his sleep
Abigail: shut up and just do it
Josh: fine
Josh slowly approached the sleeping dog and reached into his fluffy golden fur, as pure as the pickle on a turkey bacon club. His hand hit something cold and hard (don't laugh) and he retrieved a neon yellow spherical stone.
Josh: aight I got it
Abigail: k let's bounce
So they were stealthing away and the mission would've been a success if it weren't for that DINGUS Spencer who tripped on a salad and screamed SHIT on the way out. The loud exclamation awoke the golden retriever, who realized that his stone was gone, and in a blast of rage exploded the door and faced to see the group of teenagers that theived off with his property.
It was time to play some rummikub. Rummikub was what the cool kids called a turn based fight with more than two players, unlike Scrabble. Anywho, the battle Bagan. Air Bud got a speed bonus so he attacked first he used his madden middle and KO'd Josh in one hit.
Don: Josh!
Abigail: stand back, I got this.
Abigail used her summon and summoned Jeff Goldblum, who came in a spaceship and shot Air Bus like 50 times. Air Bud took 5 damage out of his like 10000 health, so basically they were all fucked.
Air Bud charged up again, and KO'd Spencer with a loud FUCK
Debra: leave it to me!
Debra used her special move; AVIAN AIRSTRIKE. Reosir, her eagle, created a whirlwind of wind and jabbed at Air Bud with her razor sharp beak! Air Bus took 79 damage.
Air Bud charged up thrice as much, and KO'd Abigail, Debra, and Don! Now they didn't have any weapon users anymore! Ballz!
Geoff: welp
Geoff: nows a good a time as any to test these out.
Geoff: Dom! Take my hand
Dom grapes on to Geoffs hand and Geoff grapped everybody else too. Geoff then leaped into the air, activating his gun soaps using the buttons under the toes. The metal sheet slid out from under the heel and a gun barrel was revealed. Geoff shot like a million bullets out of his soaps, hitting Air Bud for 40 damage! Before Air Bud could attack again, the crew fled using the rocket component on Geoff's soaps. Geoof carried everybody out of there, the stone in tow, and rocketed away back to the base.
Geoff: hey Dom
Dom: yeah
Geoff: you didn't really do anything this chapter
Dom: yeah I guess not
Dom: welp
Dom: I don't even care
Geoff: sick dude
Then Dom gave Geoff a three millisecond kiss on the cheek just kidding I just wanted to put that in to make Kenny mad
To be continued