Abigail arrived at a large gate atop the clouds, emitting a heavenly light unlike any she had seen before. A figure descended gracefully, landing on the condensation. Abigail gazed in awe at the figure.
[initiate blessed conversation]
Abigail: God?
Abigail: is that you?
The figure stepped out from the shadows and revealed himself.
Black Snata: Nope it's just me black Santa
Abigail: oh
Abigail: still pretty cool though
A burst of white light blinded Abigail, and she suddenly shot open her eyes to see an operating room. All of her friends were standing around her as well.
Dom: oh hey you're awake
Abigail: what happened?
Geoff: we got the stone and stuff and then Air Bud like knocked all you guys out except me and Dom and then we flew off into the sunset
Geoff: and then you healed up and what ever
Abigail: how long was I out?
Geoff: couple hours
Abigail: ok
Dom: yeah we should probably report to Pepper about our mission and all that jazz
So the DK crew wandered out of the infirmary and went up the elevator to Pepper's office. Once they arrived, pepper swiveled around to face the team, grinning both pridefully and creepily.
Geoff: so yeah we got the stone or whatever
Spencer: no thanks to YOU, PEPPER!
Pepper: spectacular work, agents. This stone is vital to our plan. Please, give it to me.
Geoff handed the stone to Pepper and he held it as if it would solve all his problems. Standing up, he began to make a speech to the crew.
Pepper: you're probably all thinking, "what do we do now?" Well originally, we were going to send you on a huge multidimensional quest to find more stones and then complete the sacred rainbow and take Air Bud out using the power of love, but there's been a change of plans. As you have most likely already seen, this stone contains unbelievable amounts of energy. Consider what would happen if it were to break.
Debra: the entire earth would explode?
Pepper: perhaps, but that's not important. We must get rid of air bud by fighting fire with fire. That's why I developed the KILLAIRBUDINATOR!
Pepper pulled down an over head thingy that displayed a diagram of some sort of crazy mechanical conundrum. Everybody was perplexed by it except Geoff who stared at it in awe.
Pepper: basically I made a weapon that will create a huge burst of energy that will destroy the stone which will create a greater burst of energy that will probably kill Air Bud.
Pepper: it also doubles as a moon base which is my dream so yeah
Abigail: but wait what about all my training?
Josh; plus the fact that you're probably going to kill everbody on earth
Pepper: that doesn't matter anymore. I must kill air bud to AVENGE MY SECOND COUSIN WHO WAS ACTUALLY NEIL ARMSTrong!
What a twist. His cousin was actually buzz aldrin and also that explains why he always wanted to work in a moon base
Pepper suddenly pressed a button on his desk and a secret door opened to reveal an escape pod. Before any of them could protest, Pepper slid into the room and lifted off into the earths orbit
Spencer: WELL FUCK
Spencer: WERE ALL GOING TO DIE
Don was panicking in the corner while Josh tried to comfort him with a sympathy rub. Debra looked mildly disappointed, while Geoff continued to adore the intricate mechanics of the KILLAIRBUDINATOR. Dom didn't looked surprised by any of this, as expected, and Abigail quickly tried to form a plan.
Abigail: well, maybe we can-
Spencer: WHAT? WE CAN WHAT? IVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH THIS FUCKING AIR BUD BULLSHIT. I ACTUALLY KIND OF ENJOYED BEING ALIVE BUT THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN WE HAVE TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM AN ARMY OF FUCKING CANINES! THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT, ABIGAIL. FUCK YOU, DIE, KILL YOURSELF, NO ONE LIKES YOU, FUCK!
The room went suddenly quiet from Spencer's unexpected outburst. He took a deep breath, followed by a deep exhale.
Spencer: ok, im good now
Abigail: ok... Well...
Abigail: I'm super experienced in stealth sniping and rifles and stuff
Abigail: I bet I could shoot Pepper before he kills us all.
Dom: you're going to shoot him from the ground.
Abigail: yep
Dom: while he's in space
Abigail: yep
Dom: alrighty then
Abigail unpacked a crazy looking sniper rifle from her compactable backpack.
Abigail: don't worry, this gun has like an 6.02 x 10^23 magnification. I bet I can get him. While I'm gone, we need to think of an escape plan.
Josh: escape plan from what?
Abigail: trust me, I know air bud enough to know he doesn't give up. He's going to track us down and we need somewhere to go.
Josh: what about the portal Willow was working on?
Abigail: alright, worst case scenario, use the portal.
Dom: good luck on shooting pepper
Abigail gripped her rifle and walked towards the door.
Abigail: I don't need luck, kid.
To be concluded
