With a splash of lime static electricity, an alligator appeard above a seemingly calm planet, dry and seeping with sand. The alligator reached in her back pocket and produced a small walkie talkie. She clicked the button with a beep, and spoke to her accomplice.

"This is Glucose Bud. Awaiting directions, over."

"You do realize that there's only two of us, right? No need to be all formal"

"Punctuate your sentences and close all communication with over, over."

"Whatever, dude. Head to the sandy planet and find the Crimson pyramid, it should be hard to miss"

"Affirmative, over."

"Uggh, over."

"See, now you get it, over!"

Whoa whoa wait I hear you all say. That was an auditorial conversation, right? You should have bracketed the section to initiate and deinitiate the conversation! Well first of all, I'll do whatever the frick I want, because you frickin fricks ruined Air Bud for all of us! Also, 4th dimensional beings like Glucose Bud and whoever the heck this other person is have transcended beyond the realm of conversation as we know it. They just talk, without announcing how they're talking! It's beyond me!

Glucose Bud used her jet propulsion device and started plummeting through the atmosphere of the sandy planet with no name. Dust was swept by the wind as the alligator hit the sedimentary ground. This planet was much more windy than Glucose Bud had expected, but never mind that. She was here on a mission.

The alligator slowly approached the crimson pyramid, placing her claw or foot or whatever you want to call it on the door. Reaching into her pocket, Glucose Bud retrieved a light silver key and carefully inserted it into the lock. The door slid ajar to reveal a large chamber. Glucose bud scuttled up the staircase and searched for signs of life.

The wind swept into the chamber and Glucose Bud could hear a loud thud. Turning around, she saw a small golden retriever with yellow eyes and a mischievous grin. The alligator picked up the young canine, its fur waving in the air.

"I found the bud, over."

"What bud type is it?"

"It seems to be a Paroxysm bud, judging by the yellow eyes."

"Paroxysm is pretty cool. What element?"

"I didn't see what reacted with it, but judging by the windiness of the planet, I would assume it's Air."

"Huh. Well, you should probably head back to the teleporter"

"Affirmative, over."

Glucose Bud turned to leave with the golden retriever, when another loud thud was heard. She turned back around, only to find another golden retriever with lime green eyes and a somber, melancholy look.

Scooping him up, Glucose Bud wore a shocked look on her face, and reached for her walkie talkie. Before she could contact that other bud though, CYBERNETIC ARACHNIDS burst into the chamber!

Glucose Bud used her scouter tool, to find that their gigawatts were over 200000000000! Glucose Bud charged her Paroxysm energy to unleash a powerful attack on the arachnids, but unfortunately, Glucose is a horrible element and she didn't give them a scratch.

So then she swiftly evaded them as she fled the pyramid, taking flight with her propulsion mechanism. She could see the portal in front of her, growing closer, but she turned to see the arachnids following her! In an act of desperation, she flung the terrified canines into the portal, seconds before being ripped apart by arachnids.

"Glucose? Hello?"

Graphite Bud spoke into her walkie talkie, receiving only blank silence.

"Dude? Cmon man! Answer me!"

Suddenly, two golden retriever's rolled out of the portal to Graphite Bud's left. The walkie talkie also started to make noise, and Glucose Bud was responding!

"AAAGHJHHJHAJFKFNHRHCKSHHDHJ"

*and more screaming ensued*

The connection went blank, as the walkie talkie on the other end was destroyed by arachnids. Glucose Bud was dead.

"Dang it." said Graphite Bud at the death of her best friend. She shrugged it off and stooped down to retrieve the buds. She suddenly hesitated, seeing that there were two buds instead of the usual two.

"What the hell?" Graphite Bud observed the two buds playing with each other, twins of different bud types.

She lifted them up, and the two dogs faced each other. One with a dark, sinister grin, another with a somber, tired smile. It was the birth of two buds of the same bud, and while it seemed like an average day in the BUd polyverse, the Air Buds were going to change everything.