"So," started the seemingly energetic canine. "See any good movies lately?"
Lord Air Bud glared in reply to King, grunting and continuing on. The bud brothers were on a small, dodecahedronic planet with a green sky and blue grass. The entire planet was basically a wasteland, and all in all, it fucking sucked.
But, if King's calculations were correct, they would find the newborn bud on this planet. Lord Air Bud gripped the silver key that they designed to open the bud's cell with an intense death grip, his eyes sparked with Paroxysm gigawatts. "I'm going to ask one more god damn time." the bud said. "Why, the FUCK, are you here?"
King Air Bud smiled. "I just wanna hang out with my bro, you know?"
Lord looked at King with so much malice, King felt like he was going to drop dead. The yellow-eyed bud frustratingly turned around. "We're here."
King looked up, seeing a Roman architecture esque building with a large door and a silver lock. "Whoa, that's pretty rad man!" spouted King, trying to play the whole spy thing cool.
Stepping up the marble steps, Lord Air Bud placed his front left paw on the door to balance himself as he unlocked the door with his other front paw. With a satisfying click, the key dissolved, and the door creaked open with ease.
The two buds cautiously entered the room, seeing a white, glowing ball of pure energy. "So that's it?" King asked, despite expecting no answer. "That's a bud embryo?"
The energy suddenly zipped past the buds and out the door, and when the ball made contact with the grass, the bud brothers heard a thud. Lord air Bud dashed out of the door, stumbling to see the newborn bud. What he saw was a small golden retriever with green eyes and blue-tinted fur.
"Aww, how cute!" King excitingly spouted after seeing the new bud.
Lord stared into the bud's eyes with growing intensity. Picking him up, the yellow-eyed bud went completely silent, right before CRUSHING THE SMALL PUP IN HIS PAWS AND SLAMMING THE BUD ONTO THE GROUND, BRIGHT RED BLOOD GUSHING OUT OF EVERY CREVICE!
"BRO!" King exclaimed with fear. Lord Air Bud turned to face his brother, his yellow eyes burning with anger, quite literally. King noticed a small crack in his brother's right eye, a common sign of a bud outbreak.
"Bro?" King pleaded as Lord towered over him. In an outbreak, a bud lets out their true potential, fueled by their emotions. This usually leads to disaster, especially for a Paroxysm bud such as Lord Air Bud. The canine dashed toward his brother, flinging 12 dirking devices straight into King's aorta. Coughing up blood, the verdant-eyed canine was devastated by an insane gigawatt-charged uppercut by his brother, sending him flying out the atmosphere and into the dark depths of the universe.
"B-brother..." King let out his final words as his spirit started to escape his body and search for a new object to inhabit.
Lord Air Bud, fueled by rage, looked down upon the bloody pulp of a bud. Crushing his brain with his paw, Lord dashed to the teleporter on one of the planet's twelve sides. With a few clicks, he returned to his office.
As if on cue, Lord heard slamming on his office door.
"BY ORDER OF PRESIDENT LICORICE BUD, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST!"
Lord rushed to the Megadrive, selecting one of the many universes he created (fittingly named the FUCK universe) and dragged the time slider up a few billion years. Setting the teleporter for the FUCK universe, Lord jumped through the portal as the two bulls he had been acquainted with all those years ago rushed in. As they charged into the teleporter, the portal suddenly vanished.
With another well-executed uppercut, Lord demolished the teleporter on the other side, closing the portal in his office. He had escaped. He could rest.
Lord Air Bud gazed at the universe around him. He saw a bright sun, a red planet, a couple ringed planets. But most interestingly, he noticed a planet with a single moon, that looked very similar to his home planet. The green land, surrounded by entire oceans of blue...
He made a mental note to check it out in the morning. But, for the time being, as his yellow fires went out, he decided to get some rest...