Separation Anxiety ch.2
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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After banging on the door and shouting didn't work, Dipper went to confront the driver...But turns out he's on one of those' new' automatic robot bus that are programed not to deviate from their schedule no matter what-
"ROBOT BUSES!? WHEN DID THEY START MAKING ROBOT BUSES!?" "Yesterday" Beeped the computer helpfully...
Then Dipper figured he'd just get off at the next stop and hike home, unfortunately-
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WERE NOT STOPPING!?"
"This vehicle is the latest in long-term, all-terrain, alternative energy powered travel; we have a bathroom, Satellite TV, Stereo, Library, bed, all expense paid jumbo-fridge, we have it all! So sit back, relax and enjoy our non-stop week-long trip to your destination!" Chirped the computer happily as Dipper began to bang his head frustrated...
Then Dipper tried to call Mable to at least comfort her-
"OH, COME ON! SERIOUSLY!?" Shouted Dipper as all his telecommunication devices were sucked up into robotic tubes.
"We apologize for the inconvenience! But there is a 37% chance that your devices might interfere with my systems experimental circuitry! Rest assured, your devices will be returned at the conclusion of this trip." Chirped the computer happily as dipper tried to smash it...
Attempts to smash or destroy the bus to get it to let him go also proved impossible...it was THAT high-tech.
An exhausted Dipper finally gave up in defeat and fell asleep...while Waddles tried to eat his hat...
...One week later...
Dipper officially had no idea where he was; one day he could've sworn he saw the Eiffel tower! But finally the computer had given him a one hour warning of approaching their final destination.
Dipper quickly emptied the fridge of what was left. Half he put in his backpack, the rest he gave to Waddles.
"Alright Waddles, this food is going to have to last you until you get back to the bus company, at which point they'll use your I.D. tag to send you back to Mable...I will also put this note in your collar that'll hopefully make her feel better...I know this is a long shot, but one of us needs to get back to Mable and I have a feeling that the computer won't leave until I'm off the bus..."
Waddles said nothing as he ate the snacks. "Annnnd I'm talking to a pig..." Said a resigned Dipper as he took his luggage off the bus, a mechanical arm gave him back his devices and a map before the doors closed.
"Thank you for traveling with us! We hope your trip was pleasant! Please get to a safe distance as I self-destruct and have a nice day!" Chirped the computer happily.
"WAIT, WHAT!?" Shouted Dipper.
BOOM!
Dipper was knocked off his feet as the bus disintegrated into flames! Dipper watched it all turn to ash in horror. "M-maybe he got out?"-
CRACK!
Waddles severed head landing near him killed that hope cold.
Dipper sighed. "It says something about my life that this isn't the weirdest or most horrifying thing I've seen." He then takes out his phone. "Let me guess; No signal- YEP, no signal...great, just great."
He then pulls out his map. "Now let's see what this school is actually called...Yokai academy?...as in Japanese demon?...great, that's not ominous or anything." Said Dipper sarcastically...the he gives a resigned sigh.
"Okay...let's just get this over with..." And with that he walks toward his next 'great' adventure...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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