Separation Anxiety ch. 4
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Fortunately, Dipper woke immediately up. Moka was very apologetic...and attentive.
CHOMP!
GAH!
"I'm sorry! Your blood is just so tasty!" Screamed Moka.
CHOMP!
So much tastier then the blood transfusion packets I usually have!
CHOMP!
I swear! I'm not usually this type of girl!
CHOMP!
This is my first time!
CHOMP!
"I can't stop!"
...later...
Eventually a now slightly anemic Dipper managed to give her the slip. He looked all over himself, he was covered in bite marks. It is NOT okay that a part of me enjoyed that. Thought Dipper annoyed with himself.
Then he noticed something...his backpack was gone! Dipper groaned, "Great! On top of everything I don't even-
"Here you go!" Shouts a normal looking man as he tosses Dipper his backpack. "Wouldn't want you to get a 'bag of spilling' as it were." He chuckles playfully.
Dipper frowns as he stares at the man. "Uh...don't I know you?" "Nope." Said the man as he snapped his fingers. Dipper's eyes glazed over. "Oh...right, I guess I don't." Said a slightly confused Dipper as he walks off to class.
Slenderman ditches his disguise and turns to the readers. Let me guess: 'Why did you do that? With all that stuff he'll be ridiculously overpowered! You'll ruin cannon.' Said Slenderman in a mocking voice.
He shook his head annoyed. First of all; cannon can eat it. This is my world now and I'll do as I please! Second; here's a crazy idea: worried about overpowering your hero's? How about overpowering the enemies/conflicts too?...just saying! He says that last part sarcastically.
He gestures around, For example: I've made Dipper's blood the equivalent of cocaine/steroids to all vampires. I've made some 'tweaks' to the Rosario while Moka wasn't looking. That chemical I slipped into Dippers bus candy should be kicking in already...and finally... He trails off as he turns into an invisible shadow and shoops away...
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"Hey pint-size! I think your lost! The kindergarten is down the street!" Dipper ignored the teasing by the other students as their homeroom teacher Mrs. Shizuka explained the purpose of Yokai academy.
-At this academy we teach monsters how to co-exist with humans!" Explained the teacher oblivious to the shadow that was entering her...
"All the- All the s-s-staff and students are-are m -Monsters!" Stuttered the teacher to everyone's confusion, especially when she got malevolent glint in her eyes.
-At least...until today." She points at Dipper. "Ladies and gentleman, allow me to introduce Dipper Pines! Yokai Academy's first and only human student! The defeater of Bill Cipher himself!"
Dipper turned deathly pale as the monsters started to look at him hungrily.
-On an unrelated note; I'm quitting teaching and life!"
CRACK!
In one fluid motion she turned her neck a full 360 degree angle, killing her instantly. The monsters payed no heed as their teachers corpse flopped to the floor...they were too busy focusing on their newest chew toy!
An invisible Slenderman watched the whole thing, he then turned to the reader. Like I said...Cannon can eat it! He laughed...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
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