Separation Anxiety ch. 5

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Dipper panicked as the monsters surrounded him. What do I do!? What do I do!? He groans to himself.

Slenderman slapped his forehead. Oh, for the love of- I hate this plothole! He snapped his fingers and suddenly Dipper remembered his 'minitour' training, and beating up the Multi-bear.

Wait, what am I doing? Thinks Dipper as he starts to fight back.

Slenderman turns to the audience. Relax, balance will be restored. He says simply as he summons a lightning bolt from the heavens to kill one Ginei Morioka in the Newspaper club room...it also burns down the newspaper club room...

Meanwhile; Dipper was ripping off the horn of a chimera and stabbing it into the eye of a Cyclops.

Now Dipper wasn't an idiot, he knew that skilled or not he was still out-numbered, out-sized and out-strengthed by these creatures...but he was also smart enough to know how to use that to his advantage.

The classroom; for example was moderately sized. Which was great for a normal sized human...not so great for a bunch of giant monsters. There was no room for them to maneuver. By ducking, dodging, weaving, and taunting. The much smaller Dipper more or less got the monsters to do damage to each other!

Of course, Dipper put in some potshots of his own. Using the Shrink stone to make certain parts of their bodies grow, making it harder for them to move. Using the memory gun to make them forget how to walk or breathe, to add more confusion. Using the magnate gun to summons pieces of metal to him, or repulse them. Further damaging the creatures.

Finally, Dipper panted triumphantly over the mangled bodies of the lot...sadly, a couple of the smaller ones jumped out the window...so soon the whole school would know...

It's like I never left Gravity Falls... Thought Dipper with a smirk, then frowned. Wait, why didn't I use these monster fighting skills to fight Robbie instead of using Rummble? He thought confused...the shrugged it off. He'd wonder about that later...

Quickly he looted the corpses for various odds and ends. Then left the classroom-

CHOMP!

Dipper sighed. "Hello Moka."

After convincing the tardy Moka that class was 'canceled', they decided to take a walk on the grounds together...

And Dipper was having a good time! True, she bit and sucked his blood at every chance she got...but she was so easy-going and full of life and happiness!(plus she felt terrible about the whole 'biting' thing and bought him a lot of snacks and drinks)

In any case, Dipper realized that most of the school was currently preoccupied with the strange blaze that had popped up on the other side of the school...but eventually word would spread to Moka about him being human.

So Dipper decided to test the waters first, maybe it wouldn't be so bad?

"Uh...say Moka...what do you...what do you think about humans?" He asked cautiously.

"Oh, humans are the worst! I once went to a human school and they mocked and ridiculed me simply for insisting I was a vampire!" Said Moka flatly.

Well...so much for that... Dipper sighed and turned to Moka. "Okay, Moka...there's no easy way to say this...but I'm a human."

Moka just looked at him stunned. "What?" She asked confused.

"Yeah, I don't know how I got past the barrier...I suspect someone sent me here with a sinister ulterior purpose...so here I am." Admitted Dipper awkwardly.

Moka...had no idea how to feel about this...she knew that she should be way more uncomfortable about this...buuut, it was hard to fear someone who was younger then her(Even harder when you'd been chewing him up like a wolverine in heat the whole day).

"But you are right...humans CAN be jerks." Admitted Dipper. "Wait, what?" Asked a now even more confused Moka.

Dipper nodded. "Yeah, I've been mocked and ridiculed by other humans...all because I believed in supernatural creatures."

And so began one of the weirdest forms of bonding that's probably ever been...swapping stories of mistreatment and bullying.

"Wait, so you never got ANY Valentines?" Asked Moka surprised. Dipper shrugged. "Except for my sister...but yeah."

Moka coughed nervously. "Well...I'd give you a Valentine." She admitted flustered. Dipper looked her in disbelief...he didn't know what to say. "I-

CRACK!

Suddenly, Dipper found himself flying to the other side of path in pain.

"That's what you get for messing with me, human!" Shouts Saizou.

Moka would've been horrified by this...if she wasn't too preoccupied by the fact that Dipper just plucked of her Rosario!

POOF!

"HA! HA! I'm free again!" Shouts outer Moka! She turns to Saizou. "Now feel the wraith of your superior!" She shouts as she jumps into the air...only to fall flat on her face.

Moka's eyes widened. "Wha...my powers...what happened to them!?" She shouts in disbelief.

CRACK!

"I don't know...but I think I'm about to become a legend." Said a now very happy Saizou as he continued to plume a helpless Moka.

Slenderman sipped human blood as he watched the haughty break(literally, he just broke her arm). Ah...looks like those 'adjustments' I made to her Rosario are kicking in...which means that 'tweak' I added to Dippers blood should be activating...3...2...1...now...

Dipper was back up...and he was pissed...

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