Dipper V.S. Jungle girl

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Dipper cried out as the Girl brought both blades down on his genitals!

SLASH!

Dipper watched as his loincloth fell to pieces. The girl smirked. "Did I kill off all the "Men" that they had to send a "little" boy to face me." The girl teased.

Embarrassed Dipper covered himself. "S-Shut up! Don't judge me! I'm 12!...And it's cold!"

"It's sixty degree's." Said the amused girl flatly as she pointed to a nearby thermostat. Feeling more humiliated with each passing second Dipper decided to call it a day and just slink away in defeat.

Unfortunately, the girl was having none of that! She had a new toy and she wanted to play with it! She pounced on the boy, forcibly pulled his hands away exposing him, and pinned him to the ground.

She leaned down and whispered warmly into his ear. "Now you explain to me what your doing here...and maybe I won't eat your testicles...unless your into that of course." The girl smirked.

Interesting, how being pinned by a voluptuous, scantily clad girl can suddenly make a boy more talkative?...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

Could someone please explain to me why they're aren't more AU's that put Wendy in this episode?

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