Dipper V.S. Jungle girl ch.3

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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The girl rolled her eyes in annoyance. "Again with the Man-itours! Seriously, I don't like the multi-bears music either. But to kill him for it!? That's just cruel!" Dipper looked at her confused. "Music? What are you talking about?" Wendy tsked. "Let me guess, they didn't tell you? They only want him dead because he likes BABA!"

Dippers eyes widened. "Disco girls?" He asked, then cursed to himself. Realizing what he just revealed. The girl smiled. Yes...how did you know?...you like the girly song too 'little' boy?" She teased. "Wha? No! Of course not! It was just...a lucky guess?" Lied Dipper lamely. The girl giggled.

"I don't believe you...in fact I want you to sing it to me!" Dipper refused...Or tried to refuse...which was hard to do when someone bigger than you was holding you down and tickling you-

"No! (Ha!) Stop! (Giggle!) No more! (Snort!) I'm going to pee!"...and pee he did! The girl made sure she'd positioned herself right, so she wouldn't be hit...and get a birds eye view of everything! She laughed. "I see it, yet I still don't understand how it's possible for pee to come out of a wang that tiny!" She teased. Dipper was beyond mortified! Not only had he peed in front of a girl, but all that tickling had made his wang even smaller than it already was! After teasing about finding a way to make it smaller...Dipper sang the whole thing..

Dipper was crying now. What did it matter? All chance of him becoming a man had pretty went up in smoke. "(sniff) Why? Why are you doing this to me?" The girl gave him a 'are you kidding me' look. "You came here to murder me and my best friend just to make yourself look cool to a bunch of jerks!" Dipper paled...but then gave a resigned sigh. "Fair enough." He admitted miserably. Wendy smiled. "But I'll call it even...in exchange for one chest hair." Dipper looked at her confused then looked down...he had a hair! Finally! He- Then he paled...this was the only shred of masculinity he had left...and she wanted to take it...

Dipper blubbered...but steeled himself...he was in the wrong here...he deserved it! "Take it! Just make it quick!" pluck. A quick thing of pain and it was gone...not that Dipper actually minded...he was too busy making out. The girl smiled. "I'm Wendy by the way, Queen of the jungle!...and FYI...I think owning up to a mistake is very man...ish? Yeah, let's go with that!" She then smiled mischievously. "Now want to watch me get revenge on those jerks?" Dipper, still dumbstruck by the kiss...just nodded simply.

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"Hey guy's! I bet your not man enough to jump off this cliff!" Shouted Wendy to the Man-itours. Suddenly there was a massive stampede off the cliff. Wendy laughed! "My mistake!" Shouted Wendy mockingly to the groaning mass of bodies below. Dipper looked on both amazed and disturbed...while also coming to the realization that there's such a thing as 'too manly'...

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