Dipper v.s Jungle Girl ch. 4

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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Dipper was still reeling...he'd kissed a girl!...a girl that also humiliated, demasculated, and dominated him at every turn... It is NOT okay that, that turns me on... Thought a flustered Dipper to himself...he hadn't told anyone about what had happened...for obvious reasons...and he'd already decided it was best not to see her again...

Unfortunately, Mable had somewhat guessed what had happend...and caught him sneaking back to the shack...

...Couple days ago when Dipper first met Wendy...

GAH! DIPPER! COVER YOURSELF! NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT!

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"Come on Dipper! Tell me about her! No use denying that you like someone! I've known you long enough to know when my Bro-Bro is in love!"

Dipper flustered. "Look Mable it's- It's complicated okay!" Mable rolled her eyes. "It's only complicated if you make it complicated Dipper...like you usually do."

Dipper groaned. "Mable for ONCE the situation is complicated enough without me!"

Looking back on this, Mable Deeply regretted what she did next:

"Dipper I'm sick of you doing to yourself! Constantly sabotaging your own happiness! Now; here's a very SIMPLE plan for you: Bring your girl to the upcoming shack party, or I share your internet history with everyone at school!"

After, the party/episode...Mable extinguished her life savings buying her Bro ice cream sandwiches...it was the least she could do...

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Dipper sighed as he entered the Multi-bears cave and tried to think positive thoughts. Okay Dipper...last time she humiliated you...but last time you were being a jerk, you earned it. This time is different, this time you won't be pushed around, this time I'm going to do this with dignity!

Which of course was Wendy's cue to pounce on him and obliterate his clothes. A flustered Dipper sighed in resignation. This should surprise me...but who are we kidding...we ALL saw that coming...

Wendy laughed. "Wow, how is this even possible!? Dude, your junk is even limper and smaller than last time!" "It's a medical condition!" Pleaded a mortified Dipper.

It took a couple hours...but Wendy finally took a time out from her 'playtime' for Dipper to ask her to go to the dance.

What is wrong with me? She humiliates and belittles me and I want to go with her even more...I'm- I'm sick...there's no other explanation...

Thought Dipper to himself as Wendy considered Dipper's invitation...

"Okay, I'll go...on one condition: you wear nothing but a loincloth." She said with a smirk.

Dipper grew even more Red. "Can't I at least wear underwear beneath it-

"Nope, you gotta freeball it." Dipper groaned. "Okay, but you gotta promise you won't strip me...theirs going to be other girls at the party- Girls my AGE. And I don't want them to see me naked.

Wendy shrugged. "Fine, I promise I won't untie your loincloth." Dipper nodded and thanked him as Wendy saw him out.

"Your going to make me walk home naked again, aren't you?" "Pretty much." Said Wendy as she closed the cave behind him.

Wendy smirked." Poor gullible dipper...there's more than one way to strip a dude." She laughs...

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Dipper frantically tried to fashion a modesty skirt out of leaves...oblivious that he was being watched...A blonde girl his age, wearing an elegant leopard skin dress watched it all with a smirk.

"So...this is to be your next conquest, huh Wendy?...not if I claim him first...then we'll see who's the true Queen!"

She laughs as she waves a wand and sets Dippers modesty skirt on fire...once more exposing himself much to her delight...until she realizes she'd set her own clothes on fire!

"GAH!" Cried Pacifica in pain as she was forced to run naked in front of a very appreciative Dipper...

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