Dipper v.s. Jungle Girl ch. 5
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Mable was ecstatic! The party would be starting soon! She took one last look around...good friends, good music, good food, good decorations, good- GAH! why was Dipper almost naked!?
Mable suppressed her gag reflex as she walked up to a loincloth-clad Dipper. "Uh...hey Bro-Bro...couldn't help but notice your wearing...THAT." "Yep." Said an annoyed Dipper irritably.
There was a long awkward pause. Mable coughed nervously. "Right...uh...Why exactly are you wearing that?"
Dipper glares at her. "You really want to know? To invite the girl you blackmailed me into going back to...I had to agree to dress like this!" He shouts nastily!
Mable looked at him confused. "What!? That can't be right! ...Are you sure you didn't misunderstand her? You know your not great with girls."
It took all of Dippers restraint not to strangle his sister, "Well, why don't you ask her yourself? There she is right now!" He irritably points suddenly.
Mable excitedly turns to see her brothers new love interest...and is flustered to see a leopard-skin bikini clad teenager.
"Oh...well...she's 'exotic'." She said finally. "You don't know the half of it." Stated Dipper with a sigh.
Mable quickly runs up to Wendy. "Hey, I'm Mable. Dippers sister." "Yo." Greeted Wendy with a smile. "Right, back at you! Hate to bother you; but Dipper seems to have gotten it into his head that you forced him to wear a loincloth-
"Yep, that's what I did." Interrupted Wendy happily. Mable blanched "Wait, what!?" She shouted. "Yeah, also I couldn't be here sooner...I was busy breaking into Dippers room to hide his clothes so he couldn't chicken out."
Mable double-taked. "Again; wait, what?" Wendy ruffled her hair. "Yeah, really appreciate you blackmailing him to do this- dang if this ain't going to be a fun night!" She shouts as she goes and helps herself to some snacks.
A very put-out and confused Mable nervously turns to an increasingly furious Dipper. Mable chuckled nervously. "Wow...she's really- You got- You have..." Finally she just gave up in resignation. "I am so very sorry Dipper, I'll go look for your clothes...and I swear I'll make it up to you after this..."
"Just find my clothes." Responds Dipper coldly. He goes to keep Wendy busy while Mable dose that.
As the party guests arrives...Dipper becomes increasingly aware of the stares, whispering, and giggling...mostly from the girls. Dippers face went red.
He tried to ignore them...but every so often he felt someone slap or pinch his exposed rear...finally Dipper had enough and tried to just leave.
But 'someone' pulled him back by the scruff of his loincloth. "Not so fast, hot stuff." Teased Wendy as she let the fabric slap back into place, causing Dipper to give out a whimper of pain. "Pretty sure you owe me a dance."
Dipper groaned...but complied...and surprisingly had a great time! The music/sound effects were really easy to get lost in, and Wendy was a really good dancer! even the playful knocking him over with a hip-bump was more playful, then mean.
Huh...maybe I was wrong about her. Thought Dipper to himself as he picked himself again. I'm actually having a fun time...maybe I was being too hard on her...so she's a bit weird, I'm not really in a position to judge. Maybe we could...
And that's when dipper realized it...the music was gone...and in it's place...laughter! Dipper flustered as he saw that that last bump had knocked his loincloth clean off! And he had a suspicion it hadn't been an accident...
"Wow! Bring in a telescope! I found the 'little' Dipper!...on second thought; make that a microscope!" Teased Wendy out loud-
And that's when it happened. One second Dipper was furious and humiliated...the next he was standing over Wendy with a bloody fist above her bloody nose...the whole room was deathly silent.
Dipper was horrified! "I- Oh, man! I'm so sorry! I don't know what-
CRACK!
Dipper found himself on the ground in pain. He looked up in terror as Wendy eagerly popped her knuckles, a maniac grin plastered on her face...
NOW IT'S A PARTY!
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