Dipper v.s. Jungle Girl ch. 6
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Wendy laughed in anticipation as the little naked boy ran. She turns to Soos. "Yo! DJ! Put on some chase music!" "Y-yes mam!" Shouted Soos terrified...
(music starts)
Wendy began to sing along as she watches Dipper try to open a locked door, she takes a nearby brick and bounces it up and done in her hand-
At the bar and getting drunk now
Hold you drink up
Skull the bitch down
With one mighty throw she hits Dipper betwixt his legs. He grasps his junk and cries out in pain...he then tries to run off once more
Pour another one
Don't be shy son
Where's your balls gone?
Where's the bastard gone?
Wendy brings down her foot so hard it cracks the wood lined floor...more importantly it cause one of the wooden boards to swing upwards-
CRACK!
-Right into Dippers junk.
Look for your balls now
That damn bastard
Go get him!
Look for your balls now
Find them now Yeah.
Dipper couldn't take it, he was in too much pain! All he could was clutch his junk. while nearby girls whispered how impressed they were that Wendy could hit such a 'small' target.
Unfortunately, this left his rear up in the air-
CLAMP!
Just as Wendy snapped a bear trap down on his right butt cheek and then ripped it off with a mighty jerk.
Hey you there!
What you looking at?
Fuck you, Yeah!
Just drink that!
Don't talking too much
Just drink this drink
Dipper tried to crawl away in agony-
CLAMP!
And their went his left cheek...
You wanna drink with me? You little bastard!
Laughs Wendy as she pauses to drink some booze.
Put you fist up in the air and Stick this down your glob damn throat!
She shouts as she spits out the booze onto a match, sending a stream of fire towards dippers privates-
BANG!
But Dipper had had enough at that point, reaching under the punch table he'd found one of his Grunkle Stans gun spots...
Just drink this
Don't talk too much
It's all right
Looks like you've found your balls!
Now it was an all out fight between the two of them! Dipper shot wildly(the pain prevented him from aiming accurately). While Wendy tried to flambe him!
Drink up, Yeah!
One more son.
Keep'em coming, Yeah!
You son of a gun!
Dipper grappled as the crazy girls just laughed-
BOOM!
They were flying through the air!
Don't give up
Just fight on
Gods are bastards
Must find your balls!
CRASH!
appropriately they both landed on and destroyed Soos's DJ machine just as the song ended..
While dipper moaned at once more getting whacked in the junk, Wendy looked over to who made the whole in the wall...
"Tonight we settle the score Wendy!" Shouts Pacifica...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: The song was a parody of 'Drank Dead' by 'D4 : Dark Dreams Don't Die Original Soundtrack -David Young Disc'
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