What? Leslie thinks Damon's hot? Well what a surprise. ;) I credit my best friend Antonia for all of the sarcastic comebacks for Leslie. Some are mine, but the majority are hers. I just want everyone to know that Leslie's attitude is based on the way my little sister is. She hasn't fallen in love or anything and she would never say sorry to our father, but the sarcastic attitude and violent nature definitely her. LOL. Elena's attitude is more made up, I don't think I know anyone like that. Anyway here's chapter 5 for all of you to enjoy. :)

Disclaimer: I own nothing. Okay I own Leslie and a couple of new characters that you will see soon, but that's it.

Chapter 5

(Damon's POV)

I drove into the school parking lot and parked right in front of the cafeteria. I got out of my car and saw Leslie through the cafeteria glass window sitting with Elena, Stefan, and a couple of other girls laughing. So, I decided to go talk to her and finally get her to tell me why she was mad at me.

Why did I care that she was mad at me? That was still a mystery to me. There were a lot of people that had been, and still were mad at me, including my little brother. For some reason, I couldn't stand the thought of her being angry with me. Maybe it was because she didn't react the same way as the other girls did. Maybe because she was independent, outgoing, and wasn't afraid to say what she had in mind. I simply couldn't get her out of my head. Not only her personally, but her scent, the scent of her blood, was maddening. How could Stefan sit by her and be so relaxed, so calm? I was still outside and her scent was just as strong as the day I first saw her. It was the most lovely scent I had ever smelled in all of my one hundred plus years. Her blood smelled like... I couldn't even think of anything that smelled as good as her. It was intoxicating... it was... addicting. I simply wanted to hold her, drink from her, and never let her go.

She thought I was hot, a lot of girls thought that. But for some reason for her to think that, it made me feel... great. Her opinion and thoughts actually mattered to me. All last night I had been thinking about the words that she had said to me when I asked her if she thought I was hot. Yes I do, but you're a jerk and I don't want anything to do with you. Now leave before I come out and hit you where it hurts. I had laughed at what I assumed was a simple threat, but when she unlocked the window, I saw she was serious. She was willing to open her window to a complete stranger, to simply go out and give him a good hit. She was tough, brave, violent, and I wanted her. Not only that, but she had a sense of humor and she was also a challenge. A challenge that I was happily willing to take. She would be mine one way or another.

As soon as I walked in the cafeteria a couple of girls turned and smiled. I also noticed how their heartbeats began to increase and also how the comments about my good looks began to stir. I smirked in their direction and turned to Leslie to see her with an annoyed look on her face. Whether it was at me or at the girls, I didn't know, instead she just rolled her eyes and turned away. When I started to walk towards Leslie I saw Stefan glare at me, but I didn't give a damn what he thought. I was on a mission here, and he couldn't do anything about it. He was sitting very comfortably between the two twins, but leaning more closely to Leslie's sister. I was really surprised when a pang of pure jealousy surged through me. I didn't care about Elena, even though I followed her car in order to figure out where they lived, all I cared about was Leslie. How I wished she would laugh with me and be comfortable around me like Stefan. Before I could reach them, Stefan got up and walked over to me. He glared at me and said angrily.

"What do you want Damon?"

I smirked at him and said.

"And hello to you too. I only came here to take you out to lunch, so we could do some family bonding, little brother."

"Leave."

I glared at him and said coldly.

"By now you should know that I don't take orders from anyone."

"What are you doing here?"

"I'm on a mission."

"What kind of mission?"

"Well that's for me to know and for you to dot dot dot."

"Stay away from them, Damon."

"I take that as an invitation."

"I'm serious, I wont let you hurt them."

"Who says I'm after both of them, although now that I think of it... that would be rather hot."

He stared at me blankly, clearly confused.

"Oh come on, think about it, two twins, every mans dream."

"You're sick."

"No I just have a better imagination."

I smirked and tried to pass him, but he instantly stepped in front of me. I glared at him and said menacingly.

"Move out of my way or throats will be torn and blood will be spilled."

He stared at me curiously and then said

"You wouldn't do that."

I smirked and said

"Watch me."

With that I turned to the closest girl near me and smiled at her. She wasn't beautiful like Leslie and her sister, but she was alright, in a cute kind of way. She instantly blushed and smiled back at me. I was about to compel her to come to me when I heard her voice come behind Stefan and say.

"Stefan is there a problem? Cuz if there is..."

She stepped beside him and clearly glaring at me said.

"... I can easily fix it."

He instantly looked at her and said.

"No, Damon was just leaving."

"You're lying."

Stefan and I immediately looked at her and said.

"What?"

"I'm not an idiot, I know what you guys are."

What? How was that possible? She couldn't know, we hadn't even been talking that loud. I was certain that not even the girl closest to us had been able to hear. Besides we had never said what we were. I had merely made a threat that I was sure she couldn't have heard. She had been in the far table of the lunchroom, while we were in the center. What the hell? She couldn't know, she didn't know. Stefan instantly panicked and said.

"I don't know what you're talking about."

She merely rolled her eyes and said sarcastically.

"Ha, of course you don't. Why did I even think that you would be honest and straight up with me? All of you immortals are the same. You're always deny, deny, deny."

All of us immortals? Did she just call us immortals? Damn it to hell! She knows! How would we get out of this one? If I weren't as interested in her. Then I would have instantly dragged her outside and snapped her neck, but something inside me wouldn't let me do it. I couldn't hurt her, I just couldn't. Hopefully Stefan would use his goody goody niceness and convince her not to say anything. Just like I thought, Stefan instantly began.

"Leslie..., I...I... let me explain.."

Don't freaking stutter! Say something before she runs off yelling vampires and we get staked! I was about to intervene when she said.

"Hey chilax, I'm no snitch. I really don't care, as long as you're cool and don't try to eat me, we're cool."

WTF! We both turned to her and said.

"What?"

"I've met others like you before, some of them are even my friends. You aren't my first, well actually you guys are the first that haven't tried to kill me yet. And if you do, let me give you a heads up by saying that you WILL lose."

She already knew about vampires and some of them were friends of hers! What the hell was up with this girl? Instead of feeling angry with her for threatening me, I found it quite amusing. It only made me want her even more. Then a thought occurred to me, she seemed very certain that she could take us out. Why was that? Had she killed other vampires before or was she simply trying to scare us? What was she or was she even something? She looked absolutely human and smelled absolutely human. I had to admit that she had a very strong lovely scent. I had never smelled a scent so mouthwatering as hers, not even Katherine could compete with her. That didn't make her non human, right? I knew she wasn't a vampire. So if she were something else what was it? Not many humans knew about vampires, and yet she did. Not only that, but she seemed very comfortable standing right there with us. Not a single look of fear on her face. Stefan took me out of my thoughts when he instantly replied.

"Leslie, I would never hurt you two. I care very much for your sister. She's a nice, beautiful, and magnificent person."

She raised a questioning eyebrow. Then he immediately added.

"And you too, of course. You're like a little sister to me. Even though we only met yesterday I've grown very fond of you. You're really funny and you know how to deal with things that make you mad."

He smiled and laughed lightly, and then she laughed. I could easily tell that she wasn't laughing at him. She was laughing with him.

"Well it seems like cupid is trying to make up for not showing up in February."

He blushed, what an idiot. She smiled kindly at him. Damn it! Why couldn't she do that to me? Well if she was right, then I truly hoped cupid had a very special arrow with her name on it. And if not then I would just have to do things the old fashioned way. Then she immediately added.

"I just don't want Elena to know any of this, got it? She doesn't know about... well you guys know what you are. Anyway, she would freak, and I don't want that. We're trying to live as normally and as peacefully as possible, so don't say anything to her."

Stefan instantly nodded in agreement as did I. She smiled and then said.

"Thanks."

Then she got a very serious and determined look on her face and she said.

"Stefan I like you too, but if you hurt my sister, and I don't care if it's physically or emotionally..."

Why did everyone always have to like Stefan? I fought the urge to punch something when I saw her turn. She stared directly at him and what she said next made me smile. She looked at him coldly and said menacingly.

"...I WILL kill you and not think twice about it."

He stared at her and nodded his head understandingly. Then she turned to me and said.

"Oh yeah and Damon?"

Did my heart just beat? No it can't beat, I'm dead. I stared right back at her with a smile still on my face and said.

"Yeah."

She smirked at me and said.

"You're a nasty perv. Cochino."

Then she laughed and walked back to her table. We stood there in the middle of the lunch room staring at her. She simply ignored us and continued talking to her friends. I frowned, why did she call me a perv and pig? Could she have heard what I had said about twins being every mans dream? I instantly knew the answer, yes she had heard. That's how she had figured out what we were. She had heard my threat and it didn't take a genius to put two and two together. Especially since she already knew about vampires. I sighed, oh well, my bad... I turned to Stefan and said sarcastically.

"So how about that lunch?"

He glared at me and said.

"Are you happy now?"

I smirked an said sarcastically.

"I don't know, what do you think?"

He turned, and as he began to walk away, I called after him.

"Don't you turn your back on me young man."

He ignored me and went and sat between them again. I saw Elena turn towards me and give me a murderous glare. I merely smirked at her and turned to see Leslie laughing lightly. She turned to me and muttered in a voice only me and Stefan could hear.

"Jerk."

She knew I could hear her and she didn't seem to care. I stared directly at her and then said quite loudly.

"Beautiful"

I instantly noticed how all of the girls turned to give her death glares. She merely smirked at them and then to my surprise she blew me kiss and winked. Then she turned away to talk to a girl sitting next to her. Stefan and Elena had seen everything and I could instantly tell that they were not happy. I merely laughed at them and walked outside to my car. When I was inside I listened intently to the other girls conversations and what I heard made me smirk.

"How could he be interested in her? She's not even that pretty."

"Ugh, I know."

"He's like sooo hot and he talks to that?"

"Who the hell does she thinks she is?"

"She barely got here and she already has all the guys after her."

"I feel kinda sorry for him. I thought that he would be smarter than that."

"She blew him a kiss, what a skank."

"She doesn't even know him and she's already flirting with him."

I knew that, what I was waiting for would happen real soon. I just had to be patient.

"Ugh, I bet she wants to do both of them at the same time, what a whore."

"I feel kinda bad for her sister though."

"Why? Look at how she's dressed. I bet she's a cheap slut just like her."

Then I heard I Elena say.

"Leslie, where are you going?"

"This won't take a minute."

"Huh?"

"Just stay here."

Wait for it... Wait for it... Crash!

"Leslie! STOP! Stefan do something!"