A/N: Here is the rewrite of chapter 2 also the question is still out should I rewrite the story or parts of the story if so which chapters.
"Well Shit" - Japanese
"Well Shit" - English
Me and Sagara were walking with the Oda army we were marching on a dirt road and surrounding us was farmland. There are some workers working in the rice fields some of them stopping to watch the army march by. But that was a minority, most of them were tending to their crops that said something, it meant that these people were used to the sight of armies marching past them.
From what I know there are around 3000 to 5000 men in this army. I was talking to Sagara in English...Yes he knows how to speak English you see a month after we met he helped me learn Japanese and in return I helped him learn English. Why we were talking in English it was so that no one could understand what we were saying.
"This is weird I mean we went back in time like over 1,500 years or so how is that possible!" We were talking about what we're going to do now I don't really have any reason to go back except for my friends back home I really don't have a family to return to... I am also the kind of guy that goes with the flow what happens happens and there is no way to stop it when it happens.
"I don't know, but i'm glad we got sent back I mean we get to relive history and I am a major fan of Nobunaga's Ambition!" He was excited I could tell by his expression I simply just let out a sigh.
"Well it would be Nobuna's Ambition now man, It look like almost every major person here in this 'Timeline' is a girl." He does not get discouraged he still is exited.
" That might be true but that means that there are so many hot women to meet I mean have you seem Katsuie Shibata!" He points at the woman on horseback who is now looking at us "I mean look at her she has the biggest pair of boobs I've ever seen on a woman!" I looked at her she looked at me... I look back at Sagara and nod "And in our history she is supposed to be a bearded old man!" She was looking at us confused on why we said her name.
I looked back at her her hair was actually a chocolate-brown she had it in a high ponytail with a long red ribbon, fair skin and sharp blue eyes. She still had a confused look on her face looking at us while we were walking. I simply sigh and punch Sagara in the stomach. His eyes widen and he began to cough hard as he fell to the ground on his hands and knees.
Why did I punch him you ask well you see I try to help Sagara with his problems sexually harassing girls on impulse. I mean almost every day he makes a comment that counts as sexual harassment and I've tried a lot of things to make him stop. It's so bad that I began to punch him every time he said something like that. It hurts but it really does not help him... I punch him because its fun, im a great friend.
Everyone around us was looking at us weirdly while we were talking and now they were looking at us even more weirdly at the fact I just punched Sagara with my gloved hand. "Why, you *cough* did not have to punch me that hard" I hear the sound of hooves as Katsuie get close to us. I just look at her she had an eyebrow raised at me then looks at Sagara on the floor.
"Why did you punch your companion?" She asks me she had a stern look on her face as I look right into her eyes I opened my mouth to answer her but was interrupted by Sagara who got up on his feet still coughing a bit from my punch. I was a bit sorry for him I punched pretty hard but not as hard as I could have if I did he would still be on the ground and I got distracted didn't I? Sorry i'll try to not run off in the middle of something.
"Because I said something about how big your tits were *cough*" Her eyes widen in shock then anger as she pulls her sword out of her sheath.
"How dare you!" as the sword came down I jumped in front of Sagara the sword hit the shoulder of my vest not going through. But if it was a stab it might of but that does not mean it didn't hurt. I let out a grunt as Katsuie's eyes widen expecting her sword to go right through to her looked like cloth.
"Riku stop if it means anything they saved my life" The girl who was clad in the black armor who we know now is Oda Nobuna lord or princess, of the Oda clan. She recovers lets out a 'hump' sheaths her sword and trots away on her horse. I simply shake my head and continue walking and check what gear I have on me. 5 Magazines for my rifle in my vest, 9 for my 1911, K-bar, canteen, flask full of whisky, compass, and my watch. I decided to look what was in my backpack when we get to where ever were going.
It's been a couple of hours me and Sagara were in a wooden room within the castle Sagara was on the ground on his hands and knees while I was just standing there. Everyone was looking at me Katsuie I believe was looking at me with an angry look. "Show some respect!" She demands me to get on my knees.
"I already am." I say in a calm voice with my orange tinted sunglasses on. I still had all my equipment with me including my backpack. I gave a quick look around the room there were two other people currently a woman or young adult. With a fan in her hands there was also a little girl and from what I could guess might be 13 or 16. Nobuna looks intrigued
"What do you mean you already are?"
I simply say to them "You are not my superior, even then we do not have to get on our hands a knees for our commanders, Heck we don't even have to to our 'King' us Americans believe that all were created equal we don't have a sense of commoner or noble only people. We only follow people if we choose to, we don't follow people because we have to. I'm showing you respect by thinking of you as an equal and not below or above me and plus. It helps to not have to worry about what the people 'bellow' you think or those 'above'" I state like it was nothing but at this time this was a 'new' way of thinking
"An interesting way of thought, but dangerous 85 points." The woman in purple said I swear she had a smile behind that fan of hers. Katsuie was giving me a death glare for my apparent disrespect and the little girl Maeda I think had no expression on her face ever since we entered. Nobuna simply still had an indifferent look on her face "Riku stand down."
"But my la-" Katsuie makes to protest but is cut off.
"Riku." Nobuna gives *ahem* Riku and glare and she stands down. "I have a question for you what is your name and where do you come from?" She currently has her eyebrow raised.
"My name is Private First Class. Salvador Jr Elacion of the United States Army,well Ex Private First Class" I say simply everyone expect Sagara looked at me confused "You can say i'm from the so called West as you Japanese like to call it." Nobuna and everyone else looks a lot more interested now.
"What do you mean by Ex Private First Class?" I expected Nobuna to ask that but I was surprised that Katsuie asked.
"Well due to some unfortunate conditions I won't be able to regroup with the Army for a very long time probably for the rest of my life" The lady in the purple Kimono? I'm not sure gives me a questioning look.
"What might be those unfortunate conditions?" She asked
"I'd rather not say..." I told her making everyone become a bit more suspicious of me more than they already were.
"Hmm... interesting I have a question though what was that gun you used against the Imagawa forces?" Nobuna asked me.
I simply pull out my side arm with its safety on and eject the magazine out of the gun. "This is a Colt pistol it fires a 9mm round and holds 9 rounds, it is a semi-automatic so it fires as fast as I can pull the trigger." Then I insert the mag back into my Colt with a click and holster it.
"What about your musket?" She asks.
I unsling my M4 Carbine "This gun has a 30 round magazine, it fires a 5.56 round it has a auto and semi-auto feature also a burst that fires 3 rounds at a time." Nobuna looks extremely fascinated by my weapons but she regains her composure, I re-sling my rifle.
"Do you pledge you services to the Oda Clan?" She gives me a questioning look.
I simply let out a chuckle making everyone look confused "It's not like I have anywhere to go now is it?" I simply say making everyone look at me "I mean I can't return home so I will pledge my services to the Oda clan but remember I will not be used like some pawn I will do what I want unless it is a matter of great importance or if I choose to do it so please remember that but don't worry I won't betray you if you're worried about that do you accept by services I will gladly leave if you don't."
Everyone looks at me in shock and interest Nobuna simply smiles "I will accept your services even if it is unusual." I simply smile.
"Then I shall take my leave." I simply turn around and walk out of the room leaving Sagara to introduce himself.
Later when he came out with a bruise on his face when I asked him about what happened I laughed my ass off on what he did and what happened to him.
A/N: Hello everyone it's been awhile what like a couple of weeks heh...heh...heh anyway thanks for all the support guys I love it also don't expect chapter 12 to be out for a long time as well I made this while I was bored out of my mind at home with nothing to do so yeah sorry for the long wait guys but who knows anyway see you next time... if I do make a new chapter...