I do NOT own Link, Dark Link, Malon or any official Legend of Zelda characters. I did create Kleaug and he is my personal character. Any other character isn't mine. I did NOT make the Legend of Zelda series.

Last Time

I don't ever want to go back there again but I don't want to forget that. Those 7 years were important to me. It made me into the man I am today.

"But I want something. Something to remember." I kept crying as I held on tightly to Link's chest.

"You want to remember those horrible times Dark?" He grabbed my chin and tilted it up to meet his gaze. I stared at his beautiful blue eyes. It reminded me of the Water in that room.

"It was horrible but Link... I grew up there."

"I understand. I hated being a Kokiri but I still grew up there." I sighed. I took deep breaths to try and calm my shaking body. I loosened my grip on Link's chest and blushed. I remembered the Lube I got... and Link and I were both half naked and cuddling on a bed together.

"Dark, we should get ready for bed." Link slowly untangled my body from his and I panicked. I grabbed onto him again and wrapped my arms around him again; This time more tightly.

"No Link! Please don't leave me!" I cried out.

"I won't! Dark I won't leave you. I'm right here. Don't worry." He whispered to me calming me down. I cried again but slowly regained myself. I listened to the steady beat of Link's heart as it pounded against my chest. He caressed my hair, entangling his fingers in the dark ringlets. He combed through my black tendrils twirling it into curls and then straightening it out. I fell asleep that night to warmth. Not only from the warm body next to me... but from my heart

Link's POV

Dark and I lay together on the green and gold bed. My left hand was wrapped around his waist and my right is playing with his luscious locks. I twirl his black hair in my fingers and let go. I chuckle silently to myself when Dark's hair is all curly and twisted. I massage his scalp as I drag my fingers through his hair. I gently tug and brush on his hair straightening out the curls. Then I repeat the same process until I hear Dark's sobbing stop.

I look down at the sleeping man in front of me. His face had a calm and serene expression in it, though it had tear stains running down his cheek. I gently use my fingers to wipe away the tear stains and drag my finger up and around his chin, lifting it slightly. He mumbles something in his sleep and shifts closer to me. His hand grabs onto mine and he squeezes lightly. I return the squeeze back. As I continue petting his hair, I stare up at the ceiling and ponder about our previous conversation. Dark... misses that place? That place sounded like... hell.

I mean... I understand. Kokiri Forest was a horrible place for me. I got bullied physically and verbally. I was called names and such by the other Kokiri; but Kokiri Forest is special to me. I was born there! I grew up there! I have friends and foes there. There is just too much that time can't erase. Though the memories were bad, they were still memories... still part of my life. This must be how Dark felt. But he was hurt there... A LOT. Physically and emotionally. But he did grow up there. He was stuck in that room for 7 years and yes he did get tortured but those were all memories.

Yes he was hurt there, but everything that happened in the Room of Illusions, helped create the man he was today. That room was the place of his first kiss, his first toy, when he lost his virginity and where he trained for years. You can't just leave all of that and forget it. 'I don't ever want to go back there again but I don't want to forget that'. I should help him. He sounded so serious when he said that. I should go back. I should... and I will. I slowly climbed out of the bed making sure not to wake Dark. He shivered slightly from the cold and I pulled the blankets around him. I tucked him in like a mother would and rubbed his arm to warm his up. His shivering seized and he exhaled and cuddled into a cradle position. I felt bad to leave him but when he wakes up he will be happy.

I walked around the bed towards my stuff lying around the room. I picked up my shirt. I could faintly tell it was green but it was hard to see since the room was so dark. It was around 9 at night and the rule of Kakariko is to turn off lights at 8 unless it's an emergency. I looked around for my pouch and saw one laying down near the foot of the bed. I picked It up and strapped it to my waist. It felt lighter but maybe I was imagining things. I put on my boots and hat and equipped the mater sword. I finished the temple today so I don't think there will be any monsters. Plus if I am in danger, I can warp out.

I slowly moved towards the door, careful not to make too much noise. I looked towards Dark again and saw a small smile on his lips. I sighed and opened the door to our room. I walked out of our room and locked the door after me. I headed towards the stair trying hard not to make any noise; I didn't want to disturb other guests. I walked down and was met with a dark room. I made out the door in the dark and headed towards that until I heard a noise from the right. I put my hand on the handle of my sword and stood in the ready stance.

"Link? Is that you?" a man whispered to me. Oh it was Kleaug. His voice was just above a whisper and hoarse. He sounded tired.

"Oh! It's you! Sorry for that I was just startled." I chuckled and walked towards the large glob in front of me which I believe is Kleaug. He walked away and sat down on his strained chair. He turned around and lit a candle, placing it on his desk. It lightened up his face and I saw his expression was sly. I walked up to him and leaned myself on his desk.

"Where are you going." he asked, raising an eyebrow at me.

"Just out. I need to get something..."

"Can you tell me what?"

"I don't know. I think I'd rather not." I feel as though if I tell him he will think I'm stupid. I'm going to a very dangerous place just because my friend is homesick.

"Oh, I think I know what you mean." He grinned and reached down and opened his drawer. He took out something small and placed it In my hand. I looked at it quizzically, not being able to make it out in the dark. I shrugged my shoulders and placed it in my pouch.

"This wasn't what I was looking for but thanks..." I chuckled and walked away towards the door. I took off my hat and reached inside for my Ocarina. I keep it In there to make sure it's safe. My pouch has ripped multiple times. I reached down and touched around where the sewing should be. I couldn't feel it... oh well. Once I reached the outdoors I played a song and everything turned blue again. I closed my eyes and let the power of warping take place. I opened my eyes again and was at Lake Hylia.

I stared at the beautiful moon which reflected against the water. I looked down at the entrance of the Water Temple.

"Hello Link." a male voice came from behind. I jumped at the sudden noise and turned around frantically and there stood Sheik. He stood behind me with a questioning look on his face. Sheik was the protector of Zelda. I was kind of jealous of him since he got to spend basically everyday with Zelda... but I guess I should be thankful since he protects her. Sheik has golden hair kind of like mine and eyes like rubies. His mouth is covered but somehow his voice always sounds clear and strong. He wears a tight blue body suit, showing off every curve of his body, yet stays very modest. Modest is Hottest... as some say.

"Hi... Sheik..." we stood there awkwardly. He waited for an explanation but I pretended that I didn't know he wanted one. I smiled and turned back around.

"What are you doing?" he came up beside me... too close for my likes and I took a step away nonchalantly as if to show him something. I pointed at the temple doors underneath me.

"Just going to go back there for a few minutes, I need to get …." I froze and stared at the water. I can't tell Sheik can I? He'll kill Dark if he finds out he's with me... Dark's an evil being. He can't be found out or he can get in serious trouble!

"You need to get..."

"something." I quickly replied. He looked saddened at the idea of me not telling. But knowing Sheik, he probably will find out sooner or later. He isn't one to not know anything.

"Sorry. I just... I REALLY need to go now so I can get out faster. I'll tell you later though. K?" I smiled warmly and dove into the water before he could stop me. I swam to the bottom and went through the open doors. I emerged from the surface and climbed up onto the platform. The familiar horrid music played again and I walked through the halls. All the monsters were gone, and all the doors unlocked. The place doesn't seem that bad anymore. I dove into the water and swam around the building in front of me. I dove down and swam towards the area I found Dark.

As I swam, I thought over what I would do when I got back in the room. What can I get that Dark will like? There isn't much in the "Room of Illusions." There's the sand... I don't think he wants plain sand. There's water... he wouldn't like just water either. There's the tree... I can't just take the whole tree to him. THAT'S IT! I'll cut off a branch from it. I smiled as I opened the doors to the Room of Illusions. I walked in and the Tree still stood there. I walked towards it happy that the mist is now gone. I put my hand on it and rub the wood gently. The bark of the tree looks hard and rough but it's actually very smooth. I looked around the tree trying to find a suitable branch to take back.

As I walked around the tree a small fairy flew in. It sung and flew around the tree. I gazed at it confused. How in the name of Farore did that fairy get In here?! It can't... swim through water and if it did how did it open the doors? I stared at it again and it sung a song again. It landed gracefully on a branch and looked at me. This fairy was different from Navi or a healing fairy. This one shone bright yellow and wore a sparkly goddess like dress, unlike Navi who wore a summer like dress. The Fairies eyes were black which creep me out. How can a Yellow glowing fairy with platinum hair and pale body have... extremely dark eyes.

I looked at fairy and then at the branch it perched on. It stood out sharply from the tree and at weird right angle. If I placed it up right it would stand completely up. The tree branch had 2 different twigs sticking out of it. One was slightly curved inwards and the other stuck out facing down. It looked weird but I decided it would be perfect. The fairy sat upon the curved part swinging her legs. She smiled and hummed the tune again.

"Hi. What's your name." I asked taking a step forward. She didn't move and still looked at me smiling. She started humming the song again.

"Can you speak?" I asked hesitantly. Why wasn't she talking?

"You are very pretty..." I tried again. Girls like compliments right? The little fairy scoffed, turned slightly pink but continued with her song.

"That's a nice song. What is it?" Her eyes lit up as if I said the right words. She flew up and around the tree. She left a trail of white sparkles as she circled the tree creating a bubble. White and gold sparkles erupted around her. The room glowed and sparkled. The water turned to gold and the room looked like a palace. I then heard a wonderful voice singing. The voice sounded like the goddess in a little body. It was high pitched yet while she sang it didn't sharp. The voice began singing to the tune the little fairy was humming.

Up and down

Round and round

The cat and mouse chase

1,2,3

little tree

2 in just one base

Black and white

Out of sight

hidden in despair

intertwined

connecting lines

a hidden, passionate care

A little song

sing it long

The world will then be clear

Open eyes

no more lies

"Please don't shed a tear."

She continued humming the beat as if there were more words to it. I sang the song back to her. It was pretty easy since I was so use to memorizing songs. She smiled and circled around the branch she sat on. I took that as a sign. I reached over to the branch and touched it. The magic sparked from my touch and I felt a surge of energy flow through me. I reached into my pouch to find a knife to park the area I will need to cut. I felt around the pouch and touched the one object. It felt like a bottle... but I didn't carry any bottle with me at the time. I left all my bottled up fairies at the room. I took out the bottle and stared at it. My mouth formed an O shape.

"Lubricant?" I gasped the name. I looked down at the pouch and noticed it was black. This is Dark's pouch? And he has... Lubricant? I blushed deeply at the thought of Dark and I. Maybe it is for something else... Maybe it's used to ease entrance... for his sword.. into.. something. Dark is innocent. He wouldn't carry Lubricant. How can he even have some? I didn't buy any... and I don't think Dark did either. I sighed and reached in again, trying to forget the bottle. My hand grazed the thing Kleaug gave me. I found my self wanting to know what it was so I took it out of Dark's pouch. I smiled and then the smile faded as I read the name.

'Condom'

…..

I felt my face heat and I threw the condom on the water floor. I stomped on it with fury and embarrassment. I then blew hair out of my face and hit my head against the tree.

Dark can't have Lubricant. He couldn't he? He didn't buy anything and I don't think he stole anything...If Kleaug had condoms... could he also have Lubricant? Did Kleaug think Dark and I were going to have... sex? I pushed the thought away and got my sword out. I don't need to mark the damn tree... I'll just cut it. I angled my sword and cut the tree straight down. It made a small cut but not big enough. I listened to the forgotten presence of the yellow fairy as she sang the song again. The lyrics sound weird and I felt as though they had a meaning. Wait a minute. Why is this fairy here? Why did she sing? Why is this tree glowing? Oh well... I have faced many peculiar things and this isn't the weirdest. I sang along with her until I struck the branch one final time.

It fell in the water with a plop and I picked it up. The branch was as black as night. It kinda reminded me of Dark... I looked around again and the fairy nodded and disappeared. I looked after her until she faded away. The room returned to normal and I stood there alone with the branch in my hand. I gently grabbed my Ocarina again and was about to play the song out of this temple when I spotted something floating off near by... the condom.

I walked over to it and picked it up. Maybe I will need it sometime. I turned bright red but put it back in Dark's pouch. I played the song and left the water temple yet again.

Sorry it's taking me long. So I'll make up for it for 2 chapters this week. One now and one on sunday. This was an important part in the story. I finished my outline for the fan Fiction and I calculated about 24 more chapters but who knows what will happen (: The outline is CRAZY and later on the story is going to be... like... AMAZING sooo don't leave! LOL I would also like to thank 1esor2 for her review. It was REALLY sweet and made my day3 I couldn't thank you personally because you commented as a guest but that really made my day. I'm happy you are enjoying this fanfic.