It's All In The Name


Author's Note: Originally published on January 13, 2009


Ron lay on his bed with his eyes closed as the afternoon sun shone in through his window. He was deep in thought about everything that had happened at the end of the school year. His recollections were interrupted by the spastic flurry of activity taking place in the small cage on the other side of the room.

"Shut it, you ruddy git," he stated loudly. He cursed Sirius under his breath for the exuberant bird which had taken an instant liking to him. As he thought about how quiet his last pet had been, he was filled with disgust, anger, and sadness. Just then, Ginny burst into his room to alert him that lunch was ready.

"Bloody hell- ever heard of knocking?" He screamed.

His sister gaped at his sudden outburst. "What's your problem?"

The tiny owl let out a series of hoots which managed to annoy Ron even more.

Ron turned to his side and whispered. "Sodding animals."

It was then that Ginny realized how hurt her brother was at what transpired with Scabbers. She tried frantically to think of something to cheer him up.

"Have you named him yet?" She asked.

"No."

"Can I? Please?"

He sighed in defeat. "If you want."

"How about Ronald Jr.?"

He turned and glared at her.

"Sparks?"

"Pass."

"Arnold?"

"That's just stupid."

"Mr. Fluffypants?"

He let out a quiet laugh and shook his head.

"Pigwidgeon?"

He let out a louder laugh and faced his sister.

"Is that even a real name?"

"Yes, I think it's cute." She nodded her head with finality.

The small owl hooted in agreement.

Ron snorted. "Fine, but I'm calling him Pig."