Told you I would be switching around episodes, because... next episode, which strangely enough, IS a Helga episode, but since she doesn't exist in this timeline, how will I do 'Helga's Makeover'? Well... no worries, folks, for this episode will be diverging into something different! Anyway, enjoy!


Phoebe, Nadine and I had just finished up our little shopping trip as we were now at my house, preparing for our sleepover for tonight.

"Okay, let's go through the list one more time." I said as Phoebe pulled out a notepad. "Lipstick?"

"Check, we got the lipstick." Phoebe said, checking off the list.

"Facial cream?" I said.

"Double check. We got facial cream." Phoebe smiled, putting two checks on the facial cream.

"Mud?" I asked.

Phoebe was about to put a check, but then stopped as she shook her head. "No, we didn't get that."

"Well, no matter. We don't need mud. Cucumber slices?" I asked.

"We got plenty of cucumbers." Phoebe nodded.

"Say, Rhonda. Not that I'm not complaining, but is it all necessary to have this stuff?" Nadine asked. "I mean, we don't need all of it, and all the high heels... while they look great on our shoes... we're already taller than all the boys... except for maybe Stinky."

"I know, but I want to make this sleepover "special"." I said. "This is the first slumber party I ever hosted, and I want to make this a good one! I invited every girl, including you two, to this slumber party, and I don't want to waste any opportunity!"

It was indeed true. This was the first slumber party I ever had, and not only was this a good time to do a little girl stuff for ourselves, this party would provide ample timing to catch up with ourselves, maybe talk about our personal lives... maybe reveal some personal secrets... maybe I can coach some girls to reveal if they have crushes on any boys... I'm a bit worried that I could reveal my crush on Arnold, but I'd rather pick DARE than TRUTH, after all.

"Well, we only have an hour until our party, so why don't we set up?" I asked my girls.

Nadine and Phoebe smiled. "Okay."


Pretty soon, most, if not all, of the girls I invited to the slumber party had arrived.

"Everyone, I just want to say, thank you all for coming." I smiled as I sat down amongst the middle of the other girls as we had the meeting in my room. "You all have no idea how much this means to me. I normally wouldn't do this slumber party with a FEW girls I know, BUT this is all-girls, meaning ANYBODY, regardless of their status, are welcome here!"

The girls applauded politely (though some of the geeks that were here were a little skeptical, but they still applauded regardless).

"Thank you, thank you." I smiled as I pulled out the list. "Now, we're all here to have fun, so let's get started on some of our activities! We can talk about ourselves and what we each think of the boys in our class, since they're not here."

I put the list aside as I sat down. "All right, let's get ourselves started, and have fun, okay?"

All the girls cheered wildly as I smiled. "Great! Let's see, what should we do first?"


The beginning of our slumber party was starting out great! I was really doing good impressing everybody with my impressions of most of the students of PS 118 (or at least, as good of imitations as I can do), but of course, it was mostly out of fun.

"Do Harold, do Harold!" Some of the girls called.

"Oh, sure, sure, I can definitely do Harold!" I smiled as I took a deep breath and started walking around all tough, trying to do Harold's voice. "Oh, I'm so tough and mean, but I'm really a pushover and panicky when it comes to something beyond my control! MOMMY!"

All the girls laughed as I joined them, saying, "Man, this voice is just so easy to do!"

"Just don't do it in front of Harold." Phoebe chuckled.

"Right." I nodded. Last thing I wanted was for Harold to get ticked at me... or even funnier, crying at random will for his mother. I don't know what it is with Harold, he can be really random at times.

Nadine and Phoebe stared at each other before giving a smirk. "Oh, Rhonda. We have someone you can try to impersonate."

"Oh really? Lay it on me." I smiled, not realizing those twos' intentions.

"Try... Arnold."

My face fell as all the girls went 'oooohhh'. I glared at Nadine and Phoebe as I whispered, "You traitors, whose side are you on?"

Nadine and Phoebe just gave a smug smile.

I gave a positive smile. "Sure, I can totally do him! Walk in the park!"

I stood up and coughed as I was trying to do Arnold's voice. "I'm Arnold and... I..."

I paused, trying to think. Should I REALLY do it? Would I really insult the boy who I loved behind my back, in front of these other girls. I tried to find some qualities of Arnold I could exploit. "I... I hardly pay attention to what I'm doing some of the time... I'm in my own little la-la land!"

Nadine and Phoebe stared at me in shock as every girl applauded and laughed. I smiled a bit as I said, "But seriously, Arnold is a really good guy, though."

"Oh, definitely." Sheena said. "He may be a person who goes into a trance, but he can be very helpful."

"Okay, girls, take five. I believe our pizza's about to arrive." I said as the girls started to go out into the kitchen.

Nadine and Phoebe came up to me as Phoebe said, "Wow... I didn't think you'd actually make fun of your crush."

"News flash, I didn't think I would do it either." I said.

"Still, pretty impressive work." Nadine said.

"It comes with practice." I said. "Come on, let's get some pizza."


After dinner, we've decided to spend our time singing some songs, nothing too loud, nothing too dirty, but some good songs we can all sing along to. I have to say, this slumber party was starting to become a success!

"Hey, Phoebe, join me on this song." I said as Phoebe went over to the stage with me.

"Sure, Rhonda!" Phoebe smiled as I put the song in as everyone started bobbing along to the tune.

(To the tune of 'There Must Be Something More' from 'Charlotte's Web')

(Rhonda)

We are the bestest of friends, oh yes

We're the best.

I know we are so different, but we are...

good, no jest!

(Phoebe)

We've always stuck together in the past,

We have.

But I'm sure no matter what,

We're a halve!

Everyone silently watched as me and Phoebe were singing to our hearts' content.

We always stick together no matter,

What the cause!

We may have our little own side effects,

Or our flaws!

(Rhonda)

I'm not sure if I should be really, well,

Offended,

(Rhonda and Phoebe)

But we're still friends, and it could always be

Amended.

Nadine turned off the music player as all the girls applauded. I smiled to Phoebe. "You sing well."

"You too, Rhonda." She smiled as we both hugged.


We were all pretty much in our nightgowns, my purple nightgown was so stylish as always, but all the other girls' nightgowns were cute too. It was about that time for us to finally try out the make-up... I know it won't make us feel like grown-ups, but we all think it'll be fun regardless.

We were having a little fun, we were doing make-up, brushing our hair... when we heard the doorbell ring.

I was a little curious. Every girl I knew and didn't know from my class was here... and we already had our pizza guy come in... so... who ELSE could be arriving?

I got up and went towards the door. Standing behind the door as I opened it stood a black haired girl-like figure with a red bow on the side, red blush on the figures cheeks, and what seemed to be a yellow sundress size-13. I would have believed that it was a new girl who was late to the party... if the glasses didn't give away who it was.

I stared with a blank face, rolling my eyes. Who does Curly think he's trying to fool? Of course, I can't blame the guy, either. When I was handing the invitations to the slumber party, he would try to sneak onto somebody's desk to get the invitation. Ugh, it's so like him!

"Hello, y'all."

Oh God, EVEN his voice was fake. Well, at least he went through all that trouble. "Excuse me a second, would you miss?"

I shut the door and quickly called out the girls. "Girls, I was afraid this would come to this, but a spy is just coming in to our house to spy on our party."

"Let me guess... Curly?" Nadine asked.

"You got it. Play along, though..." I smirked. "We're going to show him exactly WHAT little girls are made of... and it ain't sugar, spice and everything nice!"

I walked back towards the door and smiled at Curly, who was so obviously in disguise, and had a bad female voice, as I said, "Why, I don't believe we've met before."

"Why, yes, dahling." Curly's voice said as he walked inside. "My name is Regetta Bolivia, and I meant to come sooner, but I had a slight delay."

"More like Curly needed time to perfect the blush." Phoebe whispered to me as I giggled.

"Why, sure." I smiled. "Regetta, come on in. We were just discussing our favorite topics."

I quickly caught the little perverted smile that Curly would make before he retained himself. "Of course, sweethearts. I wouldn't want to miss this!"

Me and the girls gave a smirk. Oh ho, this is going to be fun... I can taste it now...


By now we were in the kitchen where we had all put a little facial cream on ourselves as Curly was making up fake stories about his 'Regetta' life. This was just so good as I uttered some, "That's nice, dear" and "What an interesting story."

I nodded as I turned to the girls, "Oh, "Regetta"..."

"Yes?" Curly said in the fake voice.

"Since you've arrived fashionably late, there's something you should know about 'fashionably late' people. Usually, when they're late..." I gave a smirk and wink to the girls. "...they have to do something embarrassing that is between us and us alone."

"Oh, sure. I'll do anything, dahling." Curly said with a smile. "What do I need to do."

"Well... mostly, you'd have to strip down... and take ALL your clothes off... so we can put the facial cream everywhere on your body." I smiled.

That faltered Curly a bit as he uttered in his normal voice, "Wh-wha-"

He quickly changed back to his female voice, "I mean, isn't this a little excessive?"

"Of course not." I smiled. "Come on, Regetta, we're all friends here, we know what our bodies look like. Strip down and we can put the cream on you."

"I-I can't strip. I'm very modest." Curly said, nervously.

I gave a smirk to the girls.

"Come on, you have to do it." I smiled as Nadine and Phoebe grabbed Curly.

"Hey, let go of me!" Curly said, still in the fake female voice.

"Come along, girls, let's show Regetta a good time..." I smirked as we dragged Curly to the bathroom.

In the bathroom, once we set everything up, I gave a smile as I asked, "What should we start with? Shoes or your fabulous dress?"

Curly was looking around nervously.

"I think we should start with the shoes... and work slowly..." Phoebe smiled.

"Oh, good idea..." I smiled to Phoebe as I turned to Nadine. "You heard her."

Nadine smiled as she took off Curly's shoes. Curly was now nervous as I applied the cream on Curly's feet. "And now... the dress."

"Okay, okay, stop! I can't take it!" Curly said, back in his regular voice.

I smirked. "I knew you'd break, Curly."

I turned to Sheena. "Sheena, help me apply the facial cream on his face."

"Right..." Sheena nodded.

"Wait, wait, before you do anything, it wasn't ALL my plan! I was set up!" Curly begged. "The other boys are here too, and they're spying on you so that once they see you, they'd make you scream bloody murder! They're overhearing through the kitchen window."

"You'd think we believe THAT?" I rolled my eyes... until we heard the sounds of trash cans from outside the house being moved.

All of us turned towards the window where the curtains were closed as Curly whispered, "I told you!"

I paused. "Every boy?"

"Yes... Harold, Gerald, Stinky, Sid... Arnold too." Curly said, nervously.

"Even Arnold? That's... surprisingly out of character, even for him." I said as everyone nodded. I turned towards the girls. "Well, girls, looks like we have MORE than one spy here... shall we give them the works?"

The girls smirked as I turned to Curly. "Oh, Curly, we'll spare you if you give us the boys."

Curly said nervously, "D-deal!"

I smirked. Curly may be a wild card, but when it's on our side, it's good for a laugh.


Thanks to some quick thinking by Phoebe, we had a cage all set by the door as the girls and I hid behind the wall. I nodded to Curly, who gulped.

"Remember our deal." I whispered hastily as I hid back behind the wall.

I heard the door opening as I heard Curly whisper, "Guys, I need you to come in the house for a minute! Something juicy is going on!"

We waited a few seconds before we heard the sounds of footsteps coming into the house, Harold saying, "What is going on, Curl-"

"Now!" I whispered as we all let go of the rope.

We heard a few yelps as the cage fell down on them.

The girls and I hummed a little bit as we walked inside. Looks like every boy from my grade that was here, and to my surprise, even Arnold, was in that cage.

Phoebe gave a smirk as she said, "Awww, how cute. The boys are curious about what we girls are doing."

"Guess we'll have to show them what we do." I smiled.

"You traitor!" Harold yelled at Curly.

"Hey, it was this, or get stripped!" Curly yelped.

"Shall we do them one at a time, or do we each take a boy?" I asked.

Everyone cheered, "Each take one, each take one!"

I nodded. "All right. Everybody, take a boy, and apply the works!"

All the boys looked and gulped as I gleefully took Arnold. This was going to be fun.


I smiled as Arnold was now wearing the facial cream, his hair was done in braids, and his eyelashes were showing off tremendously. Arnold sighed as he said, "Okay, okay, I'm sorry. I never wanted to join, I just wanted to be part of the crowd."

"Oh, I know you do." I said, patting his hair. In the background, I heard all the boys screaming for help as I chuckled. "Oh Phoebe, could you pass the lipstick over?"

"Sure thing, Rhonda." Phoebe smiled as she gave the lipstick to me so I could apply it to Arnold.

"Oh boy..." Arnold yelped.

All in all, this was a good slumber party... even if it was my first one. We eventually let the boys go... but we forced them out into the streets in the make-up we made for them. I had to laugh at this moment. Plus... it's good to have a little fun with Arnold... I love the guy, but seeing him in that make-up... it's just a scream!


And there is the sixth episode! How do you like it?

The song being parodied here is 'There Must Be Something More' from 'Charlotte's Web' from 1972. Anyway, read, review, criticize and suggest, folks!