This is a Naruto Fan Fiction only.

I was seated on the rooftop waiting for our instructor for over an hour. At least that was where Mizuki told me my supposed team was going to meet. The only pleasant thing about it was two things actually. The first was the look of shock to hear Iruka was dead, he was killed because he broke a law and became a traitor to the village.

Then they learned I was allowed to graduate because I was the one that killed him. The second thing was that I was on team seven with Sasuke and Sakura. I currently was seated on the rooftop with Sasuke and Sakura I guess she was still climbing up the stairs. We both jumped out the window and ran up the side of the building.

"Sasuke mind checking the back of my head? I think someone threw a rock at me during our team assignment class." She stood up and did as I asked, since it was a perfect excuse to have a private chat.

"Sayomi when are you going to stop pretending to be a guy?" I asked her as soon as she entered my mind. She was smiling till she was once again seating with me.

"Can't do it till I am a chuunin, the council could pretty much force me to marry multiple men before I am one. They pretty much can decide the lives of all of us orphans till we become adults, and chuunin is considered an adult regardless of age."

"Besides you don't want unwanted competition for my affections now do you? If I told show them my real looks you know how these horn dogs would be after me."

I had to admit that I never thought much about it, but she was right. "Well you got those nice tits, slender waist and nice hips. Sakura would be crying if she knew the raven haired guy she tried so hard seducing is a raven haired beauty that is better looking than most waitresses in this village."

She laughed as she leaned close to me. "The bodies of my clan were often thought to be perfect, guess it's good I got my looks from my mom. But be honest with me Naruto why do you want me to drop my disguise. I had it for years, why you ask now lover boy?"

That was when mom decided to say it was maybe because every friend her son had was trying to set him up on blind dates and he was sick of turning them down.

Now Sayomi was angry but at least she didn't shout. That really would make me have a headache. "So your friends are trying to find you a girlfriend? You haven't cheated on me have you lover boy? You know what I would do if you did that?"

I flat out told her I would never hurt her like that. I even joked that I had no desire to find out how a brick feels in the oven.

We both exited my mind and Sasuke told me it was just a pebble that Sakura threw more than likely to keep me from napping during the meeting.

Sakura finally got to where we were and the first thing that came from her mouth was an insult. "Sasuke what are you doing touching that thing's head!" I just knew life was going to be hell in this team when I heard that.

I looked at her with a smile and then at the tree branch nearby. "You know Sakura I can just feel the love in your voice. I had no idea you cared so much about us. Teacher just how long do you plan on watching us from up there?" Sakura came by and tried to punch me on my head. I of course evaded her punch like it was nothing, because it was nothing.

"Naruto our team instructor is not even here yet, and I only care about Sasuke! You can die and do this village a favor any time you feel like it! The sooner the better." That was when Kakashi decided to jump down from the tree branch I was looking at.

"That is not a very nice thing to say to a teammate Sakura. I expected better from the daughter of a council member. Mind telling me how you knew I was up on that tree branch Naruto." I looked at him and simply reminded him that I could smell that cheap shaving lotion anywhere on this village, specially when he was that close to us.

I saw him sit down and told Sakura and Sasuke to sit by my side. Sakura sat by Sasuke and Sakuke sat next to me. "Since this is our first team meeting introductions are necessary. I will go first so listen carefully."

"My name is Kakashi Hakate, I like many things, dislike even more and my goals and dreams aren't any of your business. You go next Naruto, then the emo and finally the banshee."

I smiled at the nickname he gave to Sakura, but I would go more for screeching howler monkey personally. "I am Naruto Uzumaki. I like training, learning from my mom and my beautiful, sweet and tender lover Sayomi. I dislike discrimination, slackers, criminals and traitors. My dream is to one day marry Sayomi and have a family, but if that doesn't happen become head of the hunter ninja division."

Sasuke was glaring at me, but somehow I could tell she was also blushing. "I am Sasuke Uchiha. I like training and getting stronger. I hate a certain person and my goal is to avenge my family and find someone special to help me rebuild my clan."

Sakura was last and I truly didn't expect much from her. "My name is Sakura Haruno. I like (stares at Sasuke), I dislike (glares at me), and my dream is (blushes and drools a little while looking at Sasuke)"

I guess I was right on the money on my expectations on her introduction. I decided to get this going a little faster and decided to ask a question that must caught everyone by surprise.

"So Instructor Hakate when do we get our team test?" Sakura called me an idiot and said we just graduated so we already passed all our tests. Sasuke just waited to hear the answer from Kakashi.

"Your team test will be tomorrow at training field seven. Actually Sakura the last test was just to see if you had the skills necessary for the actual test which as I said will happen tomorrow morning. Don't eat anything before the exam or you will throw up."

To me it was pretty obvious that I should eat a healthy breakfast, and get plenty of sleep. By the way Sasuke didn't say a word I got the feeling she got the same idea as I did. I again don't expect much from Sakura.

"So Instructor Hakate, does this mean you are actually going to be on time next morning or should I show up tardy to everything including your funeral like you? You are the one that is supposed to set an example to us."

To say that I did not expect that comment from Sakura is an obvious understatement. I guess she is as upset with me as is the rest of the self serving council. All she was saying was that if he was late she would have to spend more time with me waiting.

"Actually I prefer if you call me by my first name. As for being late I was here long before Naruto and Sasuke even arrived. So in truth the only one that was late was you Sakura. Did those stairs tire you out? Is that why you are in such a bad mood?"

For a second I wanted to high five Dog for saying that, but just for a second.

"See you tomorrow on the field no later than eight in the morning. Now do you have any question? Cause if you don't I think I can smell a bowl of ramen with my name on it." I decided to put my hand up.

"Since you are our instructor Kakashi, does this mean you still haven't found my cat? And does that mean I need to find me a new guard dog? Without one all my things will be burned to ashes by the kind and considerate people of this hell hole, I mean village."

I saw him scratch the back of his head and Sasuke looked at me with a surprised look on his face. "You mean to tell me you are still looking for Torah? You been looking for that cat for years Naruto. She is more than likely dead by now."

I got up and as I was leaving I told them I wouldn't believe that my cat is dead till I had her corpse for me to bury.

I made it home and I was met by a cat masked ANBU. She for obvious reasons was not happy to either be there or in my presence. "I didn't appreciate the guard dog comment, but be assured that the Hokage has no intention of disregarding your safety."

I walked over to my kitchen and she followed me. I took a glass and served myself some lemonade. I looked at her and offered her one but she was still upset by what she heard me say.

I took a sip and looked at her as seriously as I could. "Maybe Guard Dog was a bit insensitive and could be seen or thought off as me being ungrateful. If that is the case I apologize, but I guess saying prison guard or jailor would also not be to your liking."

"It is no secret that most of this place hate my guts, I can't leave it and they can't stand me being alive, much less living in this village. I think I can count on one hand the number of people that don't wish I die."

I took a sip and began to cook dinner. She just kept looking at me work. "As such I never and I mean never expect warm, kind, or caring actions or words from the people of this a place I know as a hell hole."

She sat down and took a glass, she then served herself a glass and took a glass straw from a glass container on my table. "If that is the case Naruto tell me who provided you with a dwelling? Where did you buy the food you are cooking? Who gave you the furniture and clothes in this place? Not everyone hate you I would say."

I finished cooking and placed a dish of food in front of her and one for myself, and sat down. "My Den in the forest is about a thousand times more comfortable and safer, the things the Hokage so kindly bought for me was as I said burned to ashes. I got most my clothes off the bodies of dead bandits, and rogue ninja. I can sow so I modified them to make these clothes."

"I also built the furniture, and no food store will ever sell me any type of groceries ever. The spices, the vegetable, the fish and even the oil I got in the forest that scares most people. You know the one me and Anko love to spend time in."

I began to eat to let her realize that I was by no means a naïve child. I spoke bluntly and to the point when needed.

"Naruto if what you say is true, why haven't you told anyone? I am sure the Hokage could have done something on your behalf." I saw her begin eating her food. I decided to finish my meal before I answered her question. Everyone deserves a hot home cooked meal.

As I saw her finish I summoned a shadow clone who took all the dishes and utensils to clean them. "The Hokage is one of the people that don't wish for my death, but he has to think on the big picture, not just me. He has to think what is good for everyone in the village, and some sacrifices are not unexpected."

"The Hokage knows everything about my situation. He has known for years. The fact that he has not done anything about it means one of two things. Either he can't do it because it would be used against him, or doing so would cause the village as a whole harm. Sometimes for the greater good some must suffer."