This is a Naruto Fan Fiction only.

Alright time to act casual and not draw any conclusions without proper evidence. I just sat down and ordered the food I often order when I celebrate things. I ordered a miso ramen plate, with plenty of menma, I need the fiber.

"Teuchi a plate of your finest miso ramen, and don't skip out on the menma. I need plenty of fiber." Teuchi was happy to hear that I was including menma to my diet. I guess mom's often advice to try and inclue it more in my diet finally sinked in.

"Be ready in a second Naruto, Ayame bring him a cup of tea. Mizuki your chicken ramen, and your pork cutlet ramen for your lady friend. Be back in a little bit need to get a miso ramen to a frequent customer."

This made both Anko and Mizuki turn and see that I was seated a few feet from them. "I didn't even hear you order. Why is my little brother being so antisocial? Your becoming an emo and you don't even notice."

I thanked Ayame for the tea, "I just didn't want to interrupt your date. It looks like Anko is going to be joining the family. So Anko do you have a wedding day planned? And am I even invited or should I not attend to lessen the possible chances of a riot."

Anko laughed and smiled at Mizuki. "I am too busy with the coming exams to even plan our wedding. As for a riot I think just the fact that someone is willing to marry me is reason enough for a riot. You better attend the wedding or I am sending a few dozen snakes to drag you there."

I guess somethings happened during my mission to Wave. I know Anko was starting to date Mizuki before my team left for that mission, but even I was caught by surprise by this declaration.

"Guess I really don't have much of a choice in that matter. True some of your snakes are good friends of mine, but some others are a bit sour about something. They never even bothered explaining to me what I did wrong to upset them so much."

I saw Anko laugh and she leaned on Mizuki as she whispered something in his right ear, he nodded his head as soon as she was done. "Actually little brother it's quite simple. They kind of hoped that you would sign their contract, but instead you signed the panther contract. This is the reason they are so upset."

Anko nodded her head in affirmation of this, "Think about it Naruto, aside from me who else is a snake summoner? Orochimaru, that's who. Manda is too proud to cancel his signature, but they aren't too proud of him after everything he has done."

My miso ramen finally got to me, I really missed the taste of this when in Wave, I was told that they can't have it since vegetables were so expensive due to Gato controlling trade. I secretly hoped that they would be eating something as good as I was.

"Since I am going to be in the Exams, I guess you can't give me a hint what the exams are going to be. I will not ask you, since you probably were sworn into secrecy. You guys better sleep early today. The Exams are tomorrow and I think as a proctor you are going to need your sleep."

I finished my ramen and jumped from rooftop to rooftop till I was back home. I took a shower and just as I was lathering my hair, I felt someone behind me. I felt a pair of nipples pressing against my back and a pair of hands on my hair.

"Sayomi if you wanted to take a shower, why didn't you when I was off training the pinkete?" She put her arms around me letting me feel even more of her pressing against me.

"Oh, I definitely wanted to take a shower, and I could take one then. The only problem is that even though I wanted to take a shower, I rather take it with you. So come on lover, hand me that soap and I will wash your back. Maybe you can wash mine next, and maybe even my front too."

I guess Sayomi pretty much had me figured out. I guess I will just have to live with the ninja of this village calling me a whipped husband for the rest of my days. I am already whipped and I haven't even married her.

I had no choice but to accept her proposal and let's face it. Most guys only saw an emo guy in ninja gear, but right now I was looking at her and what I looking at was really was causing me a much different reaction.

I know that I really shouldn't stare, but when a beautiful woman, with a body as attractive as that stands near me and with the water dripping down her skin, I can't help to think Sayomi would put most models of my friend's porn magazines to shame.

I grabbed the sponge and began to latter her body from her toes, and slowly worked my way up I guess I as having an effect on her since sometimes she would let out these little heated moans.

When I got to her shoulders, I wrapped my arms around her waist pulled her closer just so that I could kiss her. The blushing look on her face was priceless, which I could take a picture but I guess I just need to make sure I don't forget this moment.

I saw her turn around as I let go of her. I washed her back and was washing her hair by the time she finally said something that caught my attention as I was washing her long hair.

"Now it's my turn, don't move till I tell you. Let's see how you like being on the receiving end."

I just didn't understand what she was talking about. She got on her knees and began to wash my front front my toes up, except that when she got to my manhood, she used the soap suds on her breast to do something I never expected.

She put my dick right between her breast and began to latter it with her breast. This caught me completely by surprise and sure enough I was as hard as a diamond down there, and my pulse was going so fast I think I could have set a new pulse speed record.

She continued to do this working her way up using her breasts as a sponge. If I had no intention of sleeping with her after this particular erotic shower, thanks to this that idea went down in flames. I as she got done covering my front with soap suds, I had every intention of spending the night screwing the living daylights out of her.

As she got done with my back, I heard her open the shower and try to wash the suds off us. I turned around and pinned her against the wall. "Well someone sure got in the mood quicker than I figure. What do you plan to do with that thing rubbing against my thigh?"

I looked at her and put my face right next to her ear. "Why I plan to screw you till you can't walk straight, so I will carry you to bed and keep going there. I guess I could say that you shouldn't heat the bath water if you don't plan to take a bath, or do you have any objections?"

She decided grab hold of me and give me one sizzling hot passionate kiss. "I am all for it, so how about more screwing and less talking. Ride me Naruto, Ride me like an Inuzuka bitch in heat!"

After some of the most passionate sex I had to date I fell asleep right next to her. I could barely feel my hands, and she had her head resting on my chest. I could still see and hear her breathing heavy.

We went from the shower, to the living room, and then finally the bed. We didn't stop at a single moment. We kept at it even as I basically carried her from one room to the next.

I looked at her messed up hair and she had a smile that said she was one happy little lady. I could not keep my eyes open anymore, and the fatigue of the entire thing finally hit me. I fell asleep without a worry in the world.

The next morning we were pretty much entangled with each other, and I had to use a substitution technique just to be able to get out of bed. Good thing I had large pillows near by.

I got dressed and decided to go to the forest and hunt me some breakfast. I had the idea of surprising my sleeping lover with breakfast in bed. It's the very least I could do after the best sex in my entire life. I think she will actually be sore in a few places when she wakes up.

As I made my way back from my hunt, guess having a group of panthers help me sure made my grocery shopping in the forest a lot easier.

As I walked I saw practically the only kid who actually was always nice to me. Go figure it would be the Hokage's own grandson. Konahamaru was a nice kid, and the fact he loved pranks made him feel like he was my kid brother.

I saw him walk towards me until he unintentionally ran into a guy wearing facial paint, and a blonde woman who was not afraid to wear something that showed off her figure. If that suit was more revealing I would be able to tell if she is an actual blonde or she just colors her hair that way.

My curiosity ended as he grabbed Konahamaru by the throat and pulled him off the ground. The next thing that cause me to run towards them was the feeling of a person with chakra like mine hiding behind on one of the tree branches near them.

I got there and pulled my blade at the face paint wearing guy, he had a massive bundle tied to his back. 'Great, just what I needed. A puppeteer from Suna. Chances are the bundle is the real guy and what is holding Konahamaru is the puppet. If that is the case I better be careful before he springs his poison built in weapons.'

I looked at the blonde woman who had shifted her clothes to a much more demure looking armor, it made me realize the previous form was a transformation.

"I highly suggest you let the boy down easy and let him go. You might not know this but that is the grandson of our Hokage. I highly doubt your village wants to have an incident just cause a kid didn't see where he was running."

Konahamaru apologized saying that he was sorry, but seeing me after so long made him real excited to chat with me. He was let down and the kid went off to meet with his friends, probably to tell them all about it.

I walked towards the tree branch and walked right beneath the one the guy with similar chakra to my own was seated. "Just how long do you plan to sit up there? You could at the very least say hello Brother!"

The guy jumped down next to me. He had a tattoo with the symbol for love tattooed to his forehead and had a massive gourd on his back. "I was just waiting for the situation to clear, don't want our little family reunion to be ruined. Mother sends her regards by the way, how is your mother doing the moment."

I knew exactly how Kurama was feeling, she was upset that her youngest brother was so rude. She was even screaming inside my mind about how rude the raccoon dog was to us.

"She is angry that you hide up there instead of helping me out. I am the son of the nine tails, Naruto Uzumaki. I guess you three are here for the exams. You need to keep better control of your brother's temper or your stay in the village could cause trouble."

The blonde woman looked at me and walked towards me. "The one with the gourd is my brother Gaara, the freak with the face paint is Kankuro, and I am Temari. We are the children of the Kazekage. What kind of trouble do you mean?"

After a brief handshake I smiled at them. "This village doesn't like Biju, they down right hate us in fact. So I would try to not give them any reason to try and do something nasty to you if I was you."

Temari laughed as I said that, Kankuro actually nodded his head. "You are not the only jinchuriki who has expressed that they had rough treatment from their village. We are very well aware that Biju are hated. Our village is no different in that regard. I highly doubt they will be much challenge to Gaara or anyone like him."

"Since we are having such a friendly get together mind telling us where the hotel your village is providing lodging in?" I told her it was the big one in the middle of the village. Gaara did something that caught them by surprise, he thanked me and he and his siblings took off towards the hotel I told them off.