This is a Naruto Fan Fiction only.
I gathered chakra of all my elements in my mouth and as I opened it a ball of swirling energy began to be created right in front of my mouth, as soon as the ball was large enough. I simply exhaled and the ball went flying towards the resurrected second Hokage. He must have felt it was nothing to worry about since he didn't even bother dodging or even countering it.
The ball hit him square on the chest and sure enough, his body began to crack and in a matter of seconds, he was gone in a puff of ashes. I looked at the foolish Orochimaru who was just standing there with a look of shock and his mouth open like he saw something he never expected.
"There is no frigging way that was real, it's can't be! The fourth Hokage killed you! How can you be alive? And why are you helping me?" I looked at the old man and smiled at him, he never expected me to help him it seems.
"First off I am not the one that attacked the village, I was born in this village after all. If anything I am the one this village is always attacking in one way or another. As a loyal ninja of the leaf, why wouldn't I help my Hokage? And last but not least I never even met the Fourth Hokage, he was dead before I was even born."
Orochimaru looked like he finally realized the error he made, "Don't just stand there! You fought the nine tails before, kill this thing before it ruins my plans." Boy I know I should not be so surprised that Orochimaru bought that lie, but in truth, the First Hokage was actually good friends with my mom.
It was only due to Madara placing her in a genjutsu that they fought at all. "So tell me child how is Kurama doing these days? I would think your mother is very proud of you." I smiled at him and nodded my head. I told him my mother often spoke of him and the chats she, Mito and him had.
"Well son of my old friend, I am sorry but this fool resurrected me, and thus I am forced to obey him due to the scroll on me. You dealt with my brother, so I imagine you will be able to defend yourself. Give my best wishes to your mother next time you see her."
As soon as he said that he tried to attack me, but I was already gathering chakra while I talked with him, the beast ball hit him dead on and he too burst into a cloud of ashes. I looked at Orochimaru and he looked like he finally understood what I said before. He frantically tried to break through the cage of chakra he foolishly had made.
He kept on banging his fist against it, screaming to some people I could not see to turn it off. The four idiots must have been very focused or very busy to actually do that however. As he pounded his fists against it I leaped and caught both of his arms in my mouth, I ripped them both off at the elbows and spit them down on the floor.
That had to be the single most disgusting thing I ever tasted in my entire life. The taste was so slimy, so utterly disgusting I couldn't even think of swallowing. That was at least a thousand time worse than Sayomi's first attempt at cooking. I better make a mental note and apologize to her about that.
"MY ARMS! YOU BITE MY ARMS OFF! YOU FILTHY MONSTER!" I saw the Hokage laughing his head off as he heard his former student screaming like that with tears flowing down his pasty face.
"I SAID TURN THIS DAMN THING OFF AND LET ME OUT OF HERE! ARE YOU FOUR IDIOTS DEAF? OR ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TRYING TO GET ME KILLED." I was gathering more chakra in my mouth as another beast ball began to form the cage came undone and he ran away for dear life. He tried many times to get his arms to regenerate but nothing he did was going to work.
In my beast form I could not only bite the physical body but also part of his spiritual one as well. "I don't see why he is complaining about, he always wanted to be a snake. Snakes don't have arms, he should really thank you for helping him be closer to the real thing."
"SOUND NINJA, RETREAT!" All the people with the sound symbol on their headbands turned around and began to follow their crying and scared leader. I began to slowly turned towards the Hokage as my body began to grow less hairy and smaller as I breathed out a sigh of relief that this incident had ended.
The real Kazekage was discovered a few miles away from us, he was stuck in a cocoon that nobody could break and he looked like he was in a coma. This left our village with the responsibility of taking care of his three kids, his village and finding a way to heal the man.
As I stood with Shikamaru and the still pretending to be a guy Sayomi, we waited to hear what Hirunzen Sarutobi wanted to tell us. "You three are probably wondering why you have been called here. I am very sad to tell you that from our village only you three have managed to impress enough to be considered for promotion."
"Shikamaru, you're tactical thinking and help to the village was what kept all the kids in the Academy from being killed by the enemy, Sasuke your skills are without one of the best of your clan, and Naruto for your defense of myself and the village I thank you. You three have now been promoted to the rank of Chuunin, and as such you three shall be part of a new team. My own son seems to be interested in leading said team."
I looked at Sayomi who was all smiles as we both reached what all the hidden villages would consider adulthood. "Well, Teme don't you think we should let them in on our little secret or do you actually enjoy pretending to be a dude?"
A large cloud of smoke was released as soon as I said that, "I don't like it and you know it! Boy am I glad that I can stop pretending to be a guy." I saw the lovely figure of my soon to be bride and I couldn't help but to smile as she looked at me.
"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? THE LAST UCHIHA WAS A GIRL ALL ALONG!" I guess the Hokage's advisers finally realized something that was so plainly obvious. Sayomi simply looked at them with her eyes active and stare them down.
"I am the last of the Uchiha Elite on this village you fools. I always been a girl since the day I was born. My name is Sayomi Uchiha, or should I say that one day I will be Sayomi Uzumaki! Since my ever considerate lover over there is going to be my husband." She was pointing at me and blushing while she did it.
"Well I guess we can finally stop pretending to hate each other's guts. It's nice to be able to see you like you really are. Speaking of which Sayomi do you have anything to take this awful taste from my mouth? I can't seem to get rid of this awful taste, no matter how hard I try."
She walked over to me and wrapped her arm around mine, "Sure thing lover boy, I will take care of that as soon as we get home. Boy am I happy that I no longer have to keep that Jutsu active anymore, pretending to be a guy was a major drain on my chakra reserves."
Shikamaru kept looking at her and then at me with his mouth open. He even looked at her chest and couldn't believe that was hidden behind a henge all along. "Shikamaru I know that you are my friend and all, but if you keep looking at my future wife like that, I might get angry with you. You saw what happened to Orochimaru and I was not even that angry with him, you can imagine what I would do if I really was angry."
That pretty much made the genius faint and drop on the ground unconscious. "You don't need to worry about that, my fox lover, I am one spoken for little vixen and I got only one mate, and that is you."
I heard the Hokage clear his throat or at least pretend to clear it, "Well now that that is taken care off why don't you two join me at Ichiraku's for some ramen. I certainly think this is worthy of a celebration. I mean I can't very well assign you your next mission with your team leader, not present and one of your teammates down like that."
As soon as we three walked out of the office both me and Sayomi saw Sakura and Ino in the waiting area, they were clearly waiting for someone and we both knew exactly who they were waiting for. Sayomi smiled and as we walked holding hands they both looked at us. The look on their faces screamed who the hell was the woman holding my hand?
"Sakura, Ino, sorry to tell you that this is my beloved mate, Sayomi. Sayomi you know these two, your official stalkers. Come on, why are you looking at her like that?"
Sayomi walked over to them and in a puff of smoke, she turned into Sasuke for a brief second and then she turned to her real form. "Like I told you both many times, I was not interested in dating either one of you, now do you get it! I have been a girl all along, and both of you idiots have been asking me out on dates all this time!"
Two more people today had the shock of a lifetime and they much like Ino fell unconscious as they realized why exactly did Sasuke Uchiha always turned them down for so many requests to go out on a date, it was worse for Sakura since she often believed that my supposed lover was imaginary.
We walked to Ichiraku and boy did Sayomi get quite a few stares from quite a few people. I know she said that I shouldn't worry, but for some reason it still made me feel more than a little upset. When one man actually tried to grab her rear that was it, I grabbed the idiot's arm and broke it in three places.
I saw the man crying as with his still intact hand he handed me her purse. "Look man, sorry that I tried to steal her purse, a guy named Danzo paid me a lot of money to get something that had both her DNA and some proof that it belonged to her."
I looked at him and saw that he was not telling any lies. I walked over to him and with a healing Jutsu, I made sure his arm was healed. "If you don't want me to make sure you lose that arm you will go to the Hokage and tell him everything that man told you or let's just say the next time I see you, the beasts of the Forest of Death are going to have you for their next meal."
I walked back to Sayomi and she was looking at me with a smile on her face, "Guess you want to make everyone know that I got an overprotective lover, you know I can take care of myself. I do appreciate it, now come on, I know you want to eat some ramen, I don't let you eat as much as you did but I will make an exception today."
I looked at Sakura and Ino, "I am looking forward to eating a few bowls of it, but I somehow don't think I will be able to eat that much. My love, you have noticed the sour look on your official stalkers' faces now have you?" She did look away from me and noticed the same thing I was.
"So you think those two will cause trouble?" I looked at her and without even waiting a second I pulled her closer and kissed her on her lips, that made the two I mentioned before practically begin grinding their teeth.
I placed my head near her ear, most people thought that I was whispering something romantic, they simply don't understand how practical we are as a couple. "Of course I expect them to cause a big stink, this is Sakura and Ino who we are talking about. I expect them to either make a scene at the ramen stand, or spread a rumor that we are in a gay relationship."
She laughed as I felt her grip on my hand, "Like I care what the infamous gossip network says about us, we know the truth and that is all that matters to me. I would like to see how they explain away the fact that one day I will be pregnant with our kids, and I do mean kids Naruto. I was not joking when I said I wanted to rebuild my clan."
As we reached the stand, I looked at her and smiled, "That also counts for me, I have to rebuild the Uzumaki Clan too you know. But you don't need to worry we will figure this out together dattebayo."