A/N: Thanks to the people who reviewed. I'm always happy to see them even if there is only 3 of them. I haven't been updating lately due to school and such but now i'm on summer vacation and TAAAADAAAA new chapter. It's a little lemony look out ;3

You are Jade Harley, and you cannot stand the pounding feeling going through your head. Your body is so warm that it's suffocating you. You open your eyes to get a face full of a nice creamy skin color. You look up to see a very exhausted looking Dave sleeping with his shades on. Oh, it's just a shirtless Dave... wait a minute... IT'S A SHIRTLESS DAVE.

There you see him. You noticed his arm was around you and his other arm was under your head so you could use it like a pillow. Your head was spinning and you noticed that you were wearing one of Dave's many red long sleeved, broken record shirts which was awfully way too big for you. Where was your dress from last night? What had even happened last night? You don't remember anything after Dave kissed you. Had anything more happened last night? You don't even know. But what you do know is that this very attractive shirtless man in front of you is very much turning you on.

You shift your body a bit to make yourself level to his face. You are very careful not to wake him up. Your lips are leaning closer and closer to his, and you gently press yours against his. Not to your surprise he woke up. He was always a light sleeper. He pulled away from you and looked you in the eyes.

"Jade?"

You are now Dave Strider, and is currently being straddled by what seems to be a very horny Jade. You don't know weather this is a good thing or a bad thing. Fuck, you don't even know if anything Jade related is a good or bad thing at this point. She just causes trouble in the best of ways. one of the ways was this. Is the good thing is she wants you so bad that she attacked you in your sleep. The bad thing... well... she's dominating you right now.

You sit up so you both are head to head, and she was sitting on your lap. Her eyes full of lust, heavy breathing, and she looked like she was going to eat you. Which now that you think of it, wouldn't be such a bad thing knowing how bad you wanted it yourself. Your lips crash into hers. They were so soft and melted into yours. She bit your lip you opened your mouth and granted her access in. Your tongue dominated hers as she struggled with breathing. You pull away to give her air but she ricochets back to you. She kissed your neck and slid her cold hand up your torso. You put your hand up the shirt you put her in when she K.O.'ed last night. you could feel the back of her strapless bra that, luckily for you, had the hooks in the back, so you wouldn't have to push it off of her. Just so it keeps things more comfortable for her. Your bro taught you how to get bra's off faster then your cool irony can set into people, and that shit is pretty fucking quick. The hooks unlatch and you feel the piece of cloth fall down her slim body. You can tell she's embarrassed. Her face was bright red and she stopped kissing you. For gog's sake why the fuck did she stop.

Your hands can't help but slowly inch forward to one of the swells. You let your finger brush one of her nipples and she moaned softly. She enjoyed it, and that's all that really mattered to you.

You are now Jade, and ever so slowly you are easing back to your senses. This is wrong, you can't just attack someone in their sleep and hope they'd go along with your sex shenanigans.

As much as you were enjoying Dave's big warm hands cradling your breasts, it time to stop...

Like now...

No, right now...

How about now?...

Uhhhhhhgggggg. He's just so good at this. What's this he's using his mouth now? Well, it seems as if you are trapped now.

"...Dave..." you manage at least a coherent start to put this sexual tomfoolery to an end.

He looked up at you, his ruby eyes lock with yours though his dark shades, "Yes?"

"More..." No idiot, not more. He grinned and presumed what he was doing but rougher and more pleasing. You have to put an end to this, "...No..." Dave stopped and looked up at you again, but looked concerned.

"What's wrong?" he seemed down, "Do you... not like-"

You cut him off as soon as you realized what he was saying, "No... it's not that. It's just... I don't think I'm ready."

"But you were the one that started it." he said kind of upset.

"On an impulse," you tell him, "If we are going to do this I want it to be something that just happens on a whim, and honestly, I'm kind of scared," you giggled. Dave adjusted his glasses and hugged you tightly.

"Sorry, I didn't know," he kissed your forehead, and put your bra back on you.

"Sorry Dave... do you need me to umm... take care of this for you?" you say embarrassed, and referring to his now tenting black skinny jeans.

"Nah Jade, I think that would make this situation worse for me," he warned you getting out from under you and walked towards the door.

"Then how are you going to..."

"Dead dogs and my grandma, dead dogs and my grandma, dead dogs and my grandma," He turned back and gave you a cool guy smirk and walked out the door.

You are now Dave and that "Dead dogs and my grandma" shit ain't working.

As much times as you fucking say that, dead dogs and your grandma (who ironically isn't even dead yet) won't calm this beast of a boner tightening your pants right now. Right in the middle. Of course right in the middle of things she has to cut off at the best part. Just like the shit title ironically suggests. I'm fucking stuck in the middle of this girls crazy shit-happenings... and oddly enough I'm okay with it...