A/N: im on an updating roll right now! So enjoy these very hard lemons c:

You are Dave Strider and you are now taking a very cold shower, which, in all honesty, is NOT helping you at all.

Your boner is harder then steel, and this cold water is probably doing the exact opposite of working.

You lean you're back against the back wall of the shower and let the cold water run around you. You look up to the shower head and feel the cold water beat on your shades. Its not abnormal for you to shower with your shades on but its not something you do on the regular. You sigh as you trace your hand down your abdomen and to your waist line. This is when you realize you just hopped into the shower with your fucking pants on you retard. The fuck is your problem?

That's right, Harley is your problem. She made you so desperate for an escape that you took off your shirt, but forgot to take off your fucking pants. You sigh again, and unzip you new very damp black jeans. You reach your hand into your boxers to grab your member. Your stroke yourself slowly at first as you close your eyes.

These are the things Harley makes you do. Its fucking ridiculous. You haven't done something like this since puberty, and here you are now. A 21 year old man, with a girlfriend, has to get himself off in the bathroom. Why is she doing this to you? What did you do to deserve to be teased like this?

You grunt, as you feel your hand stroking yourself a little faster. You imagine Jade in that dress she wore to your night club. It hugged her every curve perfectly. You can imagine your hands on her waist pulling her on top of you. You can feel her trail kisses down your neck, you chest, and to the waist band of your pants. She strokes you slowly, but surely, and applies pressure to random spots.

You feel your hand mimicking the actions you can imagine Harley doing.

You gasp, and moan as you stroke yourself to climax, "Jade."

You are now Jade Harley and you didn't mean to eavesdrop.

Don't worry it's not your fault. You're sure anyone would be shocked if you could hear Mr. Cool-Pants moans and grunts over running water.

You sit and listen to all the groans Dave is giving of in the bathroom. Did you really do this to him? Your starting to feel bad, but its kind of turning you on.

No, you can't think that. You can't be turned on by this.

"Jade"

Well... that one got you. You know what. You'll retreat to Dave's room and just sleep this off a bit.

A/n: I'm sorry if this was terrible. Thank you for the reviews! They really inspire me c: