A/N: As promised a more recent update. Like always i have school and stuff so, didn't update the day after, but i was letting the ideas brew in my mind. So hopefully this chapter will be as good as the last one i wrote.

If you haven't noticed i changed all the chapter names. They are all pretty funny and i'm pretty proud of them and they all relate to their respective chapters, so yeah. check them out for a laugh.

As for the content of this chapter, you could probably see where it's going based on the end of the last chapter. when life gives you lemons, am i right?

You are Rose Lalonde and you are pretty proud of yourself.

"Why are you smiling so much Rose," John asked. You turn you're attention from the book you were reading to face him.

"Ohh it's nothing really," You can barely contain a giggle. You close the book and set it on the night stand, "I'm going to take a nap, care to join?"

"I can't, sorry Rose," He kisses you lightly and pulls away, leaving a smile on your lips, "I have a report to write for my boss that's due in a few hours."

"Fair enough," You lay down on the bed and John pulls the covers over you, "If my brother calls in a few hours, wake me up."

"Why would he call you in a few hours?" He is right, it is not very often you get a call from brother dearest. The memory of your master plan once again put a smile on you're face.

"Just wake me up when he calls, John," He kissed you one last time on the cheek and you fall asleep.

You are now Jade Harley and Dave is just staring at you.

Why is he just staring at you?

If Rose's plan even going to work? Because it's not working right now.

He's just staring and you have no idea what to do...

You are now Dave Strider and holy fuck is this really happening.

Is what you're seeing even real right now? Because you could definitely be seeing things from your walk outside in the blistering sun. Maybe its heat stroke, you don't even fucking know.

Did she just say meow? You feel your pants tighten form the thought of it. Holy fuck you really don't know what to do at this point.

"D... Do you like it?" she asked very unsure of herself. You just stare at her, why are you just staring at her? Fucking do something already.

You gulp. Really? That's all you can fucking do right now? And, are you sweating? that's fucking gross.

"Dave?" she had tears brimming her eyes behind her cute round glasses.

"Oh fuck it..."

You are Jade Harley and Dave is kissing you rather roughly, and is definitely being the dominate one right now. That was not in Rose's plan.

He's pushing you slightly into the room, but you turn around so it's you who's pushing him inside. You push him hard enough for him to take steps back, and when you both got close enough, you shoved him down on the bed and straddle his lap.

He sits up to kiss you again. Oh god, every time he does that you can just feel yourself melt. He's undid you're neatly tied pony tail and combing the tangles out of you're hair. God that feels so good. Now he's pulling you're hair.

You tilt you head back and wrap you're arms around him as he kissed down you're neck. A soft moan escapes you're lips.

You guess Rose's plan worked after all.

You are now Dave Strider and you are no longer in control of your actions.

Hair pulling, that's a new thing for you. It's like you're inner sex demon woke up from the depths of your shitty ironic soul.

You feel like you're doing the wrong thing, but her moans are telling you otherwise. Your hands move from her hair and to her back to undo her bra and... where the fuck is the clamp? You feel around for it but it's not fucking there! What the actual fuck. You groan in dissatisfaction.

After a good 5 seconds of looking for the god damn thing you just give up and push her bra off her shoulders. Your hands immediately find her breast, massaging them as you nip at her collar bones. She removes her arms from around you and unhooks the clamp that's actually located in the front of the bra. Great job genius. This is why you're not a porn star.

You cover her nipple with her mouth, sucking and biting. Her moans are getting louder now and shes pulling you're hair. You swear you can feel you're dick poking our of you're pants at this point. She pulls away and you just look up at her.

"Jade?" as you say that she pushes you down onto the bed and starts to lick and bite on you're neck.

You are Jade Harley and it's you're turn to assert your dominance.

You lick and bite his neck, because you know that's something he loves. He groans as you move downward. You pull up his shirt and he allows you to take it off of him and you kiss down his body. It taste a bit salty, he must of been sweaty. That's kind of gross, but you dismiss it and continue to kiss you're way down to the waist band of his pants.

You can see his... thing poking out of his pants. You take this opportunity to kiss and lick around it.

"Ohh god, Jade," he moans your name. You smile satisfied by you're success and continue your actions.

"Really, Jade," he groans, "Jade, don't do this please." he's basically begging you. You have him wrapped around you're little finger and you smile in satisfaction.

"Are you begging Mr. Strider?" You ask, flashing your devious smile in his direction.

He groans, "No I'm not begging. Cool kids don't beg, Harls."

"Well, I guess we are done here," You stand up teasingly and slowly walk towards the door.

"Oh god, no. Yes, I'm begging you, Jade Harley. My love, my Aphrodite, my everything. Please, don't do that and just come back here," He's sits up and grabs your wrist before you are out of reach. You twirl around on your feet and kneel in front of him.

"That's not a very cool kid thing to say, Mr. Strider," You purr at him, playing with the waistband of his pants. He moans softly.

"I can't be cool if you're teasing me into submission here, Harls," He basically moans as you draw circles around the bulge in his pants.

"Fair enough," You say unbuttoning his pants and pulling down his cute black boxers briefs. You can see a pool of wetness staining them. His Member stands at full length before you, just a breath away. And you know Dave can feel that breath, his little moans tell you that, "What's the magic word?"

"Now."

You are Dave Strider and you are growing painfully impatient with this girl.

You tangle your finger in her hair, and pull her face closer to poor little Dave Jr. who has been patiently waiting for it's make out session with the hottest girl you know. By little Dave Jr. you mean big Dave Jr. because your penis is pretty large. Not to brag, or anything. You just have a big dick.

She looks up with you with her big green eyes before stroking you once with her soft tongue. Your entire body shivers ans she continues to stroke you with her mouth.

"Jesus, Jade," You huff as she take the head of your dick in her mouth. You can feel her twirling her tongue around you as she puts you in deeper. She bobs her head slightly and your whole body shutters. God she is so good at this... waaaaayyyy too good at this, "Where did you learn to do this?"

To your dissatisfaction she releases you, "You leave the web browser open on the laptop," she smiles up at you before continuing her previous activity.

"Holy shit, the greatest mistake I've ever made," you moan pushing her head down you're length until she takes it all in. You can feel her gag a bit so you let go feeling slightly less apologetic than you should pulls out of her mouth and straddles your lap forcing a kiss on your lips. She is so unbelievably hot and you don't even know what to do with her right now.

She pulls away from your lips to kiss your neck. You can feel her grinding her hips on you and you moan in response, "Dave..." She moaned.

"Yeah?"

"Suit up, and let's have sex."

A/N: Before you get but hurt about the ending hear me out, there will be hot DaveJade sex. It'll be in the next chapter i promise!