A/N: Hey guys! I can update more frequently now that i have a bunch of time on my hands. This is going to be a fairly short chapter only told by Dave, just a few aftermath things, then there's going to be a transition into more serious drama stuff.

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Sorry this author's note is so long i just needed to give a bit of information, but if you don't care that fine too! Enjoy the next chapter!

You are Dave Strider and there's something about waking up at 7:00 pm, naked, and with your girlfriend that just feels like complete and utter bliss.

You look over to Jade to see that she is still sleeping soundly with an arm and a leg wrapped around you. She has the cutest snores that you've ever heard in your ironic life.

You move her leg and her arm off of you as gently as possible to not wake her up. LOL who are you kidding, this girl sleeps like a bear. You could throw her off the bed completely and she's still be sound asleep. But, you treat her gently anyway. You know she loves it when you do. You grab your pant and underwear from the floor and slip them on. You don't even bother putting your shirt or your shades on, it feels like a shirtless and shade less kind of night.

You grab your phone which resides under Jade's pillow because you know it won't wake her up. Unlike Jade, your sleep is as fragile as glass. Anything can wake you up and after nothing can put you back to sleep. that's just the way it is. That's just the way it's always has been.

You immediately notice the shit ton of text saying "congrats" or "finally" on your phone. You are just absolutely baffled. You also noticed that you received a SHIT TON of snapchats, you take the 300 seconds to watch all of them. Once again, most of them say "congrats" or "finally." A few of them are videos of some girls, that go to the club you work at, crying or pouting. And then a few that just say "Nice Story." You scroll over to your story to see the picture that caused your phone to blow up.

There it is in all its glory. Jade trying to imitate your signature smirk and wearing your shades, with you knocked out in the back ground. You chuckle at it. She is definitely Egderp's little sister. This is definitely something only someone from that gene pool would do.

You exit chapsnat. It's time to address the real reason why you went on your phone. You head over to the living room while you dial the number into your phone. A number that you call so frequently that the it's permanently etched into your brain. You press the phone to your ear as it rings.

"Hello?" John answers from the other line.

"John, put my sister on the phone."

"Okay!" You can hear him stand up and walk towards your sister. You can also hear his voice faintly yelling,"Wow, Rose! You totally called it! Dave is on the phone right now!"

You can hear Rose's voice faintly say, "I know, now give me the phone."

"Hey so how was it?" John said putting the phone back to his ear.

"How was what?" You answer irritably. You just want to talk to Rose.

"You know," his voice got very suggestive, "the fun time you had with my- HEY!"

"Hello my brother dearest, I've been expecting a call," god you can feel her smirk from the other side of the phone call.

"I bet," You don't even know where to start. You both just sit on the phone silently. You can just picture that stupid shit spitting grin on her face. The same shit spitting grin that haunts your childhood.

"My, I guess I'll go first," She said suddenly out of the blue, "You're welcome."

"Just how," I asked, "How did you even manage to do it?"

"You don't sound very thankful Dave, I did you a favor," she said smugly, the image of that smile irritating you, "now you owe me a favor," Ohh god, you hate doing favors for her. They usually end up embarrassing you or hurting you.

"You know I could have persuaded her on my own, right?" You say calming down a little bit.

"Yeah, I just decided to act as a bit of a catalyst. That's all."

You sigh, "Thanks, Sis," as much as you hate to admit it, but she just got you laid. So, there's really no room to be mad at her.

"You are very welcome, my brother dearest," God, you hate it when she calls you that.

"By the way, thank you, for lending those condoms to John," So, that's why Jade wasn't mad at you earlier. She probably called Rose, told her about it, and from that point forward rose had the upper hand.

"No problem," You say, "Anything for my sister dearest."

"That's just plain disgusting," Rose sneered in a serious tone, "leave the pet name to me."

"Haha, alright."

"I'll talk to you later," she yawns, "I'm going to go back to sleep."

"Alright then. See you later ugly."

"Whatever, loser." she hangs up the phone and you toss you're on to the sofa. You make your way back to the bedroom to see Jade searching for you in the sheets.

"Daaaaaave," she groaned sleepily.

"I'm right here, Jade," You crawl back into bed, and she immediately wraps herself around you.

"Where did you go?" Jade said half awake as she snuggled her head under your chin.

"Made a quick phone call," You tell her while playing with her hair.

"Did you order pizza?" she asked falling back to sleep.

"No."

"Can you order pizza?" you laugh at her lightly and pull her closer against you.

"I will in an hour."

You close your eyes and you both fall soundly back to sleep.