Firestar lounged on his patch of moss in the leader's den, crying. The love of his life, Tigerstar, just broke up with him. Tigerstar said he had a new mate, named something 'Phone'. Firestar hated this so called phone. He wandered out of his den, looking around at the clan. No one was out and about. Firestar figured they were going hunting or something, so he decided to check in the warriors den. To his surprise, all of his warriors were lounging around with these metal flat things in their paws. "Uh, guys?" the leader asked. No one looked up. "Firestar?" Greystripe asked. "Yes, Greystripe?" Firestar replied. "What's your Facebook account?" Greystripe questioned. "Wut?" Firestar muttered. "Facebook. You know, Facebook? The place where you post all of your cool stuff?" Firestar shook his head, obviously clueless. "He probably uses Pinterest or Twitter instead." Mousefur meowed to the deputy. Greystripe nodded, like he knew the answer to everything, like he knew the meaning of life it self. He didn't, but if he did, he'd agree that the meaning of life is 42. "So, what's your account on the thing you use?" Greystripe asked. Firestar stared at his deputy skeptically. "Do you not have a phone?" Greystripe asked. "I hate phones! They steal your mates!" Firestar howled. Mousefur shoved a phone in his face, ignoring his yowl. Firestar looked at it. It was a sparkly pink phone, with a kitty face and the words "Kittypets Rule" on it. Firestar turned it on somehow, and instantly fell in love. Bluestar smiled. "Fase 1 of plan phone status:" she mowed. "Complete!" Runningwind finished her sentence. The two StarClan cats high pawed.
Don't worry, more will be coming! Also, I just assumed, since its so small, that I don't need to tab, but if it burns you eyes out or something, please tell me, I will fix it. But yeah, Firestar just got a phone. I'm so proud of mah boi! *sniff* Well, anyways, Chapter 3 will be coming soon. I had pre-made it, but then I deleted it... yeah. Ivyclaw out!