Hello there, and welcome to... another Orange's Halloween F- well, not so much anymore now, but WELCOME to Orange's Halloween Extraordinaire... The 'Oh Rhonda' edition! (pause) No song? Okay then...

Anyway, this is the episode 'Arnold's Halloween'... or 'Operation: Arnold's Halloween', according to the DVD I have. The last one sounds like a Codename Kids Next Door title, doesn't it? Well, this is only Part One of the episode, as I'm still going to write another part after this! So, keep your eyes peeled as we go into Part 1 of the finale of Arc 2 of 'Oh Rhonda'! Anyway, enjoy!

October 30th. A time to prepare the costumes, to get the tricks, to get the treats... naturally, over at my house, me, Nadine and Phoebe were excited as we were looking over our small costumes, Phoebe humming a little song.

"I suggest we stay indoors tonight, I suggest we lock ourselves in tight..." Phoebe sung a little.

"What's with the singing?" Nadine asked.

"I guess I'm just excited about Halloween!" Phoebe said. "It only comes around once a year..."

"I know!" I smiled. "I'm just glad my mother and father are letting me do this for another year! It really has me pumped."

My father, who just happened to be passing by my room, peeked in and called, "Remember sweetheart, once you're done, come right home so we can have a ration on your sweet intakes."

"Yes, daddy..." I sighed as my father went out. I turned to my friends. "The downside is that my parents usually do this whenever I go trick-or-treating..."

"Personally, I don't blame them." Nadine said. "We've seen you on a sugar rush, Rhonda. Multiple times..."

I frowned. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

"And this is a video of you in a sugar rush when we were having that chocolate shake drinking contest." Phoebe said as we were in the television room, watching some old home movies.

I watched a younger me from second grade onscreen running around Slausen's, wide-eyed and happy as younger me was talking fast. "Oh-my-gosh-oh-my-gosh-I-feel-so-great-I-feel-like-conquering-the-world-today-come-on-girls-let's-fly!"

"Wha- Rhonda, no!" a younger Nadine from offscreen yelped as younger me grabbed the camera and turned it off.

Nadine groaned as she rubbed her hair. "It took my a while to find a new hair clip after that."

"I said I was sorry!" I groaned. "Why do you keep bringing that up?"

"What we're saying here is that you can't take a certain amount of sugar in your system!" Phoebe explained.

I shrugged. "So I can't take a lot of sugar in my system. So what? You girls don't do it."

"We know when to control our rations." Nadine explained. "You don't."

"Science has tried to prove there's no such thing as a sugar rush." Phoebe sighed. "You're not helping the cause."

I sighed. "Oh, does it really matter? Come on, girls, let's take a break and we'll go somewhere. Phoebe, your turn to pick."

Phoebe smiled eagerly as she said, "Library, please."

"Of course you'd pick that." I shrugged as me, Nadine and Phoebe started to head for the library.

As me, Nadine and Phoebe entered in the library, naturally, I started getting my headache again. I looked around to see... yep, there was Olga, sitting in her chair, doing a report. I smiled as I went over to Olga, Nadine and Phoebe curiously following.

"Hey, Olga." I smiled.

"Oh, hello, Rhonda." Olga smiled as she looked up. "And you brought your friends too."

"What are you doing?" I asked.

"Oh, I'm just doing a quick chemistry report." Olga explained as she started writing something down. "It's a little complicated, though, I don't think you would really understand it."

"I probably wouldn't." I said. "So, Olga, what are your Halloween plans?"

"My what plans?" Olga asked as she looked up.

"Your Halloween plans. You know, Halloween?" I said.

Olga just raised an eyebrow in confusion.

"The holiday where people dress up in ridiculous costumes." Phoebe explained. "October 31st?"

"Oh, that day!" Olga said as she looked down. "Oh yeah, I don't celebrate it."

Me, Nadine and Phoebe stared with wide-eyes as I said, "Never?"

"No, never." Olga said. "I never really found time for Halloween. My parents insisted I'd study all the time."

"You never went to a Halloween event? Never tried on a costume?" I said. "You never even went trick-or-treating?"

"Nope, never did so, and don't know what that is, but I never did it." Olga explained. "Oh, Sharlene tried to invite me over to some Halloween events, but I was just so busy, I didn't find time..."

"You know, you're missing out!" Sharlene said as she was carrying a book.

"Hi, Sharlene. What are you doing here?" I asked. "Usually, you're working at the clothing store in the mall."

"Hey, Rhonda. Hey, girls." Sharlene said as she cracked open her book. "I have the weekend off, so I thought I'd spend some time with my favorite friend."

"Oh, Sharlene, you know we don't play favorites here." Olga smiled.

"Regardless, girl, you've never had any fun." Sharlene said. "I'm just asking, for once in your life, take a break from the work side of life! Let loose!"

Olga sighed as she turned to Sharlene. "Sharlene, I'm a grown woman. It's too late for me to do Halloween..."

"No it isn't." Phoebe said.

"Huh?" Olga turned to Phoebe in confusion.

"Most adults can still have fun on Halloween. There are some that still do trick-or-treating as well. They're pretty rare, and some of them mostly are parents with their kids, but regardless, it's never too late to have fun and kick loose..."

Olga looked at me as I nodded. "It's true, Olga. I have seen a few adults actually trick-or-treat at times."

Olga paused as she looked at her report. "You really think I can still have one fun Halloween?"

"It's all you, girlfriend." Sharlene said in a soft voice.

Olga paused as she looked up. "Hmmm..."

"Why don't you just hang with us?" Nadine smiled. "We'll be doing trick-or-treating with the other kids... trust me, just give one Halloween a shot!"

Olga paused. "Well, Daddy will be looking out the window with his alien obsession and Mom's going to be doing... well, her thing I guess..."

Olga smiled. "They'll be fine. Actually..."

Olga snapped her fingers as she turned. "Rhonda, Nadine, Phoebe, I'm calling a meeting! Could you get your club shirts, your other friend and a couple people who might be interested in the trick-or-treating business and come meet me over at the mall?"

Knowing what she was talking about, me, Nadine and Phoebe nodded as Nadine said, "We'll do that. Meet you there."

In the afternoon, me, Nadine and Phoebe, along with a few students from PS 118 (along with Sheena, I had Harold, Sid, Eugene and... oh God forbid, Curly... at least Arnold and Gerald were here, though) were sitting alongside the siblings of the older kids that Olga knew as she looked around, every one of us was wearing our 'N.O.P.E.O.P.L.E.' shirt.

Olga, wearing her shirt, came up as she banged the gavel as we came to attention. "Order, order please."

Olga smiled. "Thank you. Now, the meeting of NO PEOPLE, the National Organization for People's Earnesty Over People's Love for Engorgement, will now come to order! Brother Carver will now read the minutes of our last meeting!"

Carver nodded as he got up and coughed, and smiled. "10:01, 10:02, 10:03, 10:04..."

Most of the kids laughed as me, Phoebe and Nadine groaned. Most of the adults did as well.

"Carver, it's always the same da-" Jackie paused as she looked at the kids. "-aaarn joke each time you do this!"

"Well, come on! The kids find it funny!" Carver smiled.

"We don't." Nadine, Phoebe and I muttered.

"Carver, we're trying to be serious here." Olga said. "Please, be real."

"Okay, okay..." Carver muttered as he read the meeting. "Last meeting, we talked about health benefits for our kids. We drank juice, we played pin the tail on Carver. I didn't find it at all amusing. The kids suggested paper crowns along with our suits... however, the majority, including three kids decided against it."

Vecipia, the girl on the right, kicked my shin as I groaned, muttering.

"We drank some more juice, we complained about cruelty of animals. I asked our leader a simple question, which proved our leader was hostile." Carver read.

Olga frowned as she said, "Carver, you asked me to go with you out on the town, which I said No to you... at least for the hundredth time. I don't see what's so hostile about saying no on a date..." Olga frowned. "Now be serious!"

"Okay, okay..." Carver said. "Finally, we concluded the meeting with our own pledge."

Everyone applauded as Carver sat down.

"Thank you, Brother Carver." Olga smiled. "Let's move on to old business. As you all know, a new member, my old friend from school, Sharlene, is being initiated. Constable George, if you could bring in the newbie?"

George nodded as he opened the door, letting Sharlene, who was wearing a white shirt with the words 'NO PEOPLE Girl in Training' with a blue beanie on her head walked in. The kids, even me and my friends, laughed.

"The other kids don't need to go through an initiation, but I do?" Sharlene muttered. "Where's the justice?"

"The kids that Rhonda and her friends brought are just guests. We treat them with the same respect, Sharlene." Olga said as she smiled. "Now, Sharlene, you have survived the other initiation rights... replacing a McDonalds hamburger with a turkey sandwich in broad daylight without anybody seeing you... and attending a PETA meeting whilst wearing a 'Be Kind To Animals' T-Shirt with the back of the shirt being a picture of a cat and dog hugging each other... are you ready for your third and final challenge?"

"Hey... anything to get in on the action!" Sharlene nodded.

"Okay, Constable George, please escort Sharlene to the movie thea-" Olga shook her head. "I mean... the Chamber of Doom, and purchase a ticket for... the big one! And make sure she does NOT leave under any circumstances. Remember, Sharlene... no matter what, you have to watch ten minutes of the movie... eating nothing but healthy treats that we put in your purse. Understand?"

Sharlene nodded. "I'm ready."

"Great!" Olga smiled. "Constable George, if you may?"

Constable George nodded as he took Sharlene over to the west. I raised my hand as Olga smiled. "Yes, Sister Rhonda?"

"What movie is Sharlene seeing, exactly?" I asked, out of curiosity.

"Master of Disguise." Olga just shrugged.

"OH GOD, NO! DON'T MAKE ME WATCH THIS! DANA CARVEY ISN'T FUNNY! HELP!" We heard Sharlene screaming in the background.

Olga smiled. "She'll make it."

Olga then banged the gavel. "Onto new business. It is about the holiday that is known as Halloween."

We heard some of the kids groaning as Jackie looked up. "Olga, you're not going to have us band against a kids' holiday, are you?"

"Why would I?" Olga said in confusion. "It's just Halloween. You can't stop that type of tradition..."

"Yet, we tried to stop a traditional eating contest..." Phoebe rolled her eyes, muttering.

"No, I figure... as members of NO PEOPLE, we should all have Halloween to be ourselves... give in to the temptations of sweets... just for that day. Try on the best costumes and just have fun." Olga explained. "We may be against bad eating habits, but we don't want to stop Halloween. Of course, we'll be back to being ourselves again, but..."

"Olga, are you suggesting this now because you never celebrated Halloween and now you want to celebrate it?" Jackie asked.

"Pretty... much." Olga nodded. "Yes."

Jackie smiled. "Heck, count me in! I haven't put on a good costume in a while!"

The kids cheered as some of the PS 118 kids smiled.

"Great, great..." Olga nodded towards all of us. "Glad we can all agree on this... anyway, the theme for our Halloween... I have not decided as of yet, but if you guys have any good ideas..."

"How about piratess?" Curly raised his hand.

"Hmmm... possible..." Olga wrote it down.

"Vikings, Vikings!" Harold smiled.

"Hmmm... not a bad thought." Olga wrote it down on her note pad.

"I wouldn't mind clowns... they scare me." Terry, Jackie's youngest brother, said, nervously.

Jackie just frowned. "Terry, you're thirteen."

"I know..." Terry squeaked.

I smiled as I raised my hands. "How about aliens?"

Olga paused. "Hmmm... my dad is always obsessive about aliens, AND I always listened to his stories..."

Olga smiled. "Okay, sure, I think aliens is a great choice, Sister Rhonda!"

I beamed as Olga circled aliens. "Anybody else agree with aliens?"

We all nodded as everyone voiced their agreements.

"Okay, good enough." Olga smiled. "Aliens it is."

"Are we dressing as the same aliens, OR are we dressing up as different aliens?" Carver asked. "Because dressing as the same alien... would be kind of awkward."

"No, no, we'll dress up as different aliens." Olga said. "It has to be a terrifying alien, though, so we'll make it count."

Everyone nodded as we cheered. Olga smiled. "Great! So, come back around five o'clock, and we will do the aliens. And..." Olga looked at her watch. "I think Sharlene has... yep, she made it..."

We all turned to see George pulling a traumatized Sharlene as he said, "She has been initiated."

"Welcome to the club, Sister Sharlene!" Olga smiled. "Meeting adjourned..."

"Okay, here's the deal!" I said as I was now talking to the class of PS 118. "Any aliens you think is scary... go as that!"

I then noticed Arnold and Gerald were coming out of the mall, with some wire. "Uh, Arnold, Gerald, what are you doing? This part of your costume?"

"Actually, Rhonda, we're going to skip trick-or-treating today. We're planning a prank tomorrow night." Arnold said as he then smiled. "Actually, since you all plan on going as aliens, after you guys are done with the trick-or-treating, could you come over to the boarding house at eight PM... we'll be having a party!"

We all cheered as I said, "Cool!"

I paused. "Wait, are we just being part of the prank you're thinking about?"

"Maybe?" Arnold said, nervously.

I frowned, then shrugged. "Count me in!"

Everyone nodded as they all cheered.

Arnold smiled. "Great! Remember, eight PM!"

We all nodded as we started to go off.

Inside the clothing shop of the mall, me, Nadine and Phoebe entered inside as we saw Sharlene waiting as we sat down next to her. "What's up, Sharlene?"

"Olga's trying on her alien costume for the little trick-or-treat excursion." Sharlene explained. "You girls want to see it?"

We nodded.

"I'm ready, Sharlene!" Olga called. "Turn around!"

Sharlene nodded as she turned around, we did too. "Okay, me, and Rhonda, Nadine and Phoebe have turned around?"

"They're here too? Great! I want a second opinion on my alien costume anyway!" Olga's voice said as we heard footsteps. "Okay, turn around..."

Sharlene, Nadine, Phoebe and I slowly turned around... as we stared wide-eyed at Olga's costume.

She seemed to be wearing a blue hedgehog suit with white gloves and red shoes. Olga smiled. "Terrifying alien, am I right?"

"NO!" All four of us said.

"That's Sonic the Hedgehog!" Sharlene frowned.

"Why are you dressed as a hedgehog?" Nadine asked.

"Sonic scares me." Olga said, simply. "I want to prove that to everybody..."

"Olga, nobody is freaking afraid of Sonic the Hedgehog! Why are you afraid of Sonic the Hedgehog? He's not an alien!" I said.

"Of course he is. He comes from a planet that's not Earth." Olga explained. "Also, Sonic is a speedster and destroys protective shells from animals! And then he destroys a scientist's inventions? Dead rude!"

"Olga, put on another costume!" Nadine groaned as we nodded.

Olga sighed. "Okay, fine, I'll find another alien that terrifies me."

Olga muttered as she went back in the dressing rooms.

"I'm ready..."

Sharlene, Nadine, Phoebe and I turned around... and once again, we stared wide-eyed...

We saw Olga dressed up in a white leotard, a blue skirt, red boots, her blonde hair done in dodongos, a red bow on both her front and back side, and a tiara around her forehead. Olga smiled. "I'm the scariest alien ever, right?"

"...Sailor Moon." Phoebe said, blankly. "You are afraid of Sailor Moon?"

"She's a princess from the moon, that when she threw a temper in the future, she completely destroyed all of mankind and rebuilt it on the moon with a monarchy!" Olga explained. "How is she not a creepy alien?"

"Go get another one!" I groaned.

Olga groaned as she went back in.

Nadine just face-palmed as me and Phoebe shook our heads. Olga was now dressed like Santa Claus. "Come on, there are sources that says Santa Claus is an alien!"

"Next!" Sharlene rolled her eyes.

Olga was now dressed as a turtle with a purple eyeband and holding a Bo Staff. "I'm a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle from space!"

"They don't come from space!" Nadine, Phoebe and I yelled.

"Next." Sharlene said.

Olga was now dressed as a brown furry alien with a long nose. "I'm Gordon Shumway, also known as ALF."

"NEXT!" We all frowned.

Olga was now dressed in a black suit with sunglasses. "Agent K from Men in Black."

"Not an alien." Sharlene, Nadine, Phoebe and I said.

"Are you sure?" Olga asked.

"Yes." We nodded.

"Because, there was sort of a..." Olga tried to explained.

"Next costume." We said.

Me, Sharlene, Nadine and Phoebe just groaned as we saw Olga holding a picture of the Doctor in front of her face, speaking in a British accent. "I am Doctor Who, and I am here to help..."

"You come up with a good terrifying alien, or I'm calling your father and telling him about your latest boyfriend!" Sharlene threatened.

Olga groaned. "Aw, come on, girls. The only thing left is Klingons from Star Trek..."

I smiled. "A Klingon, that's perfect!"

"Yeah, we can do a Klingon!" Sharlene smiled.

"But... they're not even scary at all." Olga sighed. "They have, like, the cheapest effects ever!"

"Just do it!" I groaned.

"Okay, okay..." Olga sighed as she went back in the dressing room. "If you think they're scary..."

"Okay, turn around... I'm ready..."

Me, Sharlene, Nadine and Phoebe turned around, eager to see her...

Olga was back to wearing the Sonic costume. "Are you girls SURE you don't want to go with the hedgehog?"

Sharlene pulled out her cell phone and started dialing a number. She waited as she breathed. "Hello, Big Bob Pataki? This is Sharlene, Olga's friend. I want to let you know something about Olga..."

"Okay, okay, I'll do the Klingon!" Olga said, running back in.

"She is a perfect obedient angel. Yes, that's about it, Mr. Pataki. Good-bye." Sharlene said as she hung up the phone. "Gets her everytime..."

"A little cruel though..." I said.

"Oh, Olga's my friend. She understands." Sharlene smiled.

"Hmmm..." Phoebe said as we were starting to walk around the mall, having left Sharlene and Olga to hang out.

"What is it, Phoebe?" I asked.

"I don't know... but I just have an odd feeling. I don't know what it is, yet... but..." Phoebe sighed.

"Hey, girls, look..." Nadine said as she pointed into the window. "Isn't that that crack alien guy, Douglas Cain?"

Me and Phoebe looked inside as we saw Douglas Cain inside a small coffee shop in the mall. I nodded. "Oh yeah, I guess it is. Wonder what he's doing in the mall."

As me, Phoebe and Nadine settled inside the little coffee shop (just to get a hot chocolate... it was getting near that time...) we watched Douglas Cain a bit as we saw somebody approaching him. "Here you go, Mr. Douglas Brain... we got a good visual report."

"Excellent, Pinky. This'll be useful for my next broadcast... hopefully, it'll be the talk of the town after this..." Douglas Cain smiled as he looked it over

"Narf." The short intern, known as Pinky, smiled. "Brilliant, Mr. Douglas Brain!"

"Now, leave, Pinky. I'm trying to memorize my next broadcast. So far, we've gotten a lot of viewers believing the tripe I throw at them." Douglas smiled. "Hmmm... Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"

"Well, I think so, Brain, but how can you have a Shark Tank show if there are no sharks?" Pinky asked.

Douglas Cain just groaned. "No, Pinky, we have our next broadcast to convince people aliens have existed."

"Oh..." Pinky said.

I didn't want to hear the rest of the conversation as I shook my head to them. "TV stars... heh."

"Yeah..." Nadine said. "They'd really go through a lot of trouble to make people believe anything..."

"Yeah..." Phoebe said as we got our hot chocolate, with Douglas Cain and his intern leaving. "Well, I'm pretty sure Halloween is going to be a blast!"

"What could possibly go wrong?" I smiled as I drank my hot chocolate.

The next night, Halloween. I was eagerly excited as I dressed myself up as a green alien with a red shirt, and had a white backpack. My costume looked pretty good as I turned to Nadine and Phoebe. Nadine was wearing an alien costume with a bulbous head, and Phoebe had on a black alien suit with huge teeth. I nodded to my friends as I said, "We are so ready to go!"

As me, Nadine and Phoebe walked outside, I turned to the door. "Bye mom, bye dad!"

"Bye, kids!" My mother called. "Hurry back, Rhonda! Give us a call if something comes up!"

"I will!" I said as we went out to the streets where I saw Olga (in her Klingon costume) and Sharlene (wearing a green alien costume with blue robotic armor and a blue sash) smiling as Sharlene said, "You ready to go?"

We nodded as Olga smiled. "Okay! Jackie told us she and the other kids will be waiting at 1st Street!"

We nodded as we started to go around, trick-or-treating as we joined up with the other kids. Throughout the night, Olga found herself having plenty of fun. She had never had the experience to trick-or-treat before, but personally, she was really enjoying it, having a nice time. Of course, when we were going to the street where Olga's house was...

"Let's just skip this street." Olga said as she walked past it. The kids that were with us were confused as to why, but the ones that understood (me and Sharlene, pretty much) nodded. And thus, we continued on as we were trick-or-treating.

It wasn't until eight when we were getting near Vine, where the Sunset Arms apartment building was. Olga nodded as she said, "Okay, last street, and we can all go home..."

We nodded as we started to go to the door to Arnold's apartment building. I managed to sneak a glance into the top of the building as we see Arnold and Gerald doing something up there. I don't know what it was, maybe it was part of their set-up for their prank. Well, either way, we came over and knocked on the door, Olga and Sharlene stood aside with the other three people... as we knocked on the door. We saw Arnold's grandfather dressed as the Crypt Keeper, answering the door...

"Trick-or-Treat!" We all said.

"AHHH, it's the aliens!" Arnold's grandfather screamed as Mr. Potts held a hammer, threatening us.

"I'll clobber 'em!" Mr. Potts yelped as we screamed, running off, Olga and Sharlene just sweatdropped in confusion as they started to chase after us. Little did we realize that we had just ran past a cameraman on a nearby van...

As soon as we stopped running, we panted as Olga sighed. "Well, that was a thrill. What say we meet up at my community college in the lounge room and talk."

We only nodded as we followed Olga and Sharlene.

Pretty soon, we all reached a safe place over at Olga's community college, down in the lounge room as Olga said, "Well, welcome to the lounge of my community college, boys and girls. It's not much, but I like it."

"What the heck was that back there?" Phoebe asked as we were all taking off our costumes.

"I have no idea... and I don't know what is going on... but I know who was responsible for this... and when we find him, we're going to wring his neck." I frowned.

Carver sighed as he turned on the TV. "Well, at least the trick-or-treating part is done..."

"Indeed..." Olga sighed. "I'm glad I got this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity."

"Hey, Rhonda..." Nadine groaned as she was trying to get the tinfoil off. "Think you can get that?"

"Sure..." I said as I turned to the PS 118 kids. "You guys okay?"

"We're fine..." Eugene said.

"Peachy..." Harold frowned.

"Most fun I've had in years!" Curly laughed. "We should try that again sometime!"

"Please don't..." Vecipia groaned.

Carver blinked. "Uh, fellas, you may want to see this?"

We all turned to the television to see Douglas Cain on TV.

"Ladies and gentlemen, I have grave news. Radio transmissions were picked up tonight in the east side neighborhood, below Wells Ridge, reporting that aliens have landed. Before we lost contact with our reporter at the scene, we have received this video fragment..."

The TV switched on as we saw... ourselves in a dark light running towards the camera. Olga smiled. "Just a misunderstanding, nothing to worry about."

"I think the meaning of this footage is self-evident! Aliens have indeed landed among us. They intend to take no prisoners, and their goal is to ultimately enslave the human race!" Douglas Cain said.

"Just a little exaggeration..." Olga said as we all started to look worried, except for Olga.

"Just a moment, I'm receiving a radio transmission from the scene!" Douglas Cain said as a radio transmission was picked up... with...

Me, Nadine and Phoebe facepalmed. It was Gerald's little deep voice he tend to use when he put a little microphone near him. Phoebe whispered, "I like to wring the neck of his accomplice, if that's all right."

"Be my guest." I nodded.

"Probably just a prank, nothing to worry about!" Olga smiled.

All of a sudden, the lights went off as we all looked outside to see a big spaceship outside... but from the look of things, it was just the water tower lit up. The lights in the community college came back on as we heard a power generator inside. Olga was still smiling. "See? A prank! Nothing to worry about!"

"We have just receieved word that the aliens have been last spotted taking refuge in the Hillwood Community College." Douglas Cain reported from the TV that came back on. "Police cars are now surrounding the premises as we speak."

Olga laughed as we all gasped. "Nothing to panic about..."

"COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP, ALIENS! WE WILL SHOOT YOU AT WILL! NO MISTAKE!" We heard the police said.

Olga, still with that calm smile, looked at us. "Okay, now we can panic."

Everyone screamed as we all looked around nervously. We were all trapped in a community college lounge... we had nowhere to go... we were trapped...

...If I ever find Arnold, I am so going to make him pay for that stupid prank...

And here is part one of episode eighty! How do you like it? The next part is coming up, so don't miss it! Anyway, read, review, criticize and suggest, folks!