Hey guys how you been? Good, ok so this chapter will be introducing Lynn and Al. Just with Nicknames. Also I have gotten the names from a story called Beauty Of Dauntless. It really good and I liked the names so I stole them. SORRY -Lyn
Disclaimer: Do you really think if I owned the books, the coolest people would have died? No they won't and Uri would be my boyfriend but that didn't happen soooo…. NOT OWNER/NOT VR
Last time
"sure, I better go upstairs and get ready. Don't want people see me like I killed someone. But here my number text me the time." With that I walk upstairs to get ready
Tris POV
About 5 minutes later I'm dressed in a white crop top, jeans, a leather jacket, and my boots. Its only been 5 minutes and the party has started and I start wondering till I hear a though drift in. Really Lady Assface you get a drink instead of find tris."
OMFG I didn't just hear Lady Assface….YEAH! that mean the best vampire friends are here. Lord Dipshit and Lady Assface. Really just Lynn and Al. Lynn is 40 but only 17, she has everything I have but instead of reading minds she can read and comment. Al is also 40 and just really fast and reads minds. Then I see them by the drink table and ran over.
"LORD DIPSHIT! LADY ASSFACE!" I hug them tight "I though you weren't getting back till next month?"
"Well someone got in a fight with their boyfriend and need to be cheer up." Lynn tells me (AN: Al is Gay)
"Thanks, Assface. You had to tell her, anyway, how are you? Any boyfriends?" AL asks I deadpan and I can tell Lynn is try to read my mind
"No, no one. Al you were gone for 1 year with Lynn. You really think anyone at our wimpy school would be brave enough to ask me? I'm the Badass Tris and anyway if they did I would most likely say no." I tell them and Lynn chuckles. I just don't want to tell anyone about me going on a date with four
"Girl have you gotten better at blocking us out? And where your drink" Lynn asks
"I don't know I haven't had anyone to practice with, only get on my brother's nerves. I have gotten faster though. But I just got down here so I need a Beer." I tell them walking over to the cooler taking one. "Anyway how wa-" I was cut off by Zeke
"ANYONE WHOS IS NOT TRIS, WILL, URI, FOUR, MAL, SHAUNA, CHRIS, OR ANYOTHER OF TRIS'S FRIENDS PLEASE LEAVE." Zeke yells and they leave but the group, Lynn, and Al. with that we ran down to the basement and everyone one stares but my brothers
"Hey guys meet Lynn and Al, Lynn and Al meet. Shauna, Chris, Mal, and Four. You know the stupid heads and smarty" I introduce them point to each one and there a row of hi and heys. Then Al points at Chris
"Chris right?" she nods "I LOVE YOUR SHOES! Where did you get them at" With that they start a conversation till Will interrupts
"Who's going first?" Will asks and I cringe
"I WILL" Zeke and Uri yell at the same time. They start fighting for a good 5 minutes.
"Tris you pick out of your cool brothers who goes first" Uri asks
"Well let see, Will your cool but too good with pranks, Zeke also cool but too revenge like with prank" Uri lights up at this "Uri I love you brother. But any time you go first I get pick and I'm too lazy to move and don't feel like a truth so I'm going with neither. Al here gets to go cause he thinking so loud people in Mexico could hear him. Otherwise known as stop thinking so loud it no wonder Lynn hasn't hurt you yet it so loud." I was going to go on but was interrupted by Four
"Wait, Al and Lynn are vampires as well" I nod and Al goes
"Mal, Truth or Dare?"
"Dare" Al evil Grins
"You seem like a nice girl…hmmmm, I dare you to go outside and first boy you see, you have to kiss." Al says Uri turns red and Mal looks at him and walks outside. She come back 5 minutes later with a smirk and a grinning Uri
"What you do to burst Uri ego through the roof? He has enough as it is." I ask them
"You see Al here didn't say I had to kiss the guy on the lips. It was an old guy who had to cross the street so I help he and give him a kiss on the cheek. Uri just happy it wasn't someone he didn't have to beat up. Now Chris Truth or Dare." Mal says
"truth" Chris says
"PANSYCAKE" Uri yells and Four looks confused
"What doe-" Four starts
"Don't start Four or you can forget about what I agreed on. Uri will go full out crazy and I don't need it." I tell him he shuts up and Al and Lynn shot me a look. I can hear Lynn in the back of my head did you really agree to a date
"Anyway, Chris rate the boys in here from 1 to 10. Ten be the hottest 1 being ugly"
"Will 10, Four 9, Zeke 7, Uri 7, Al 8" Chris say and Will got the biggest grin "Zeke, I dare you to let Tris Prank you any time she wants for the next week" Zeke goes pale while I plot pranks
"A-any time" he asks but doesn't take his shirt off just nods he'll do it.
"What so bad Tris's pranks that you are scared Zeke" Four asks and I evil Grin
"Would you like to find out number boy? I mean there more than a chance you're staying here tonight." He just shrugs
"Oh boy you don't know what you just got yourself into boy" Al says I grin and Zeke starts
"Tris I know that evil mind of yours is in force just go easy on me please. Now Four T or D"
"Dare, and please Tris can't be that bad." Four says and I can just think of how many pranks he will be had on him.
"Well four that is your death and you have to let Tris sit on your lap and kiss her for 1 minutes" Zeke says and Four look at me for approve I just get up and sit on his lap and he kiss me. The kiss is sweet and slow and go one till we have a pillow throw at our heads by Uri.
"You guys were supposed to stop 2 minutes ago" Zeke says Grin from ear to ear, I blush a throw the pillow at him. Looks like Four blushing to.
"Shauna Truth or Dare" Four ask
"Truth"
"what your worst fear" Four asks and Shauna takes off her shirt
"Tris truth or dare." She asks me
"Shauna, Dare me"
"I dare you to tell us what you agree to with Four"….great (Note Sarcasm) I just take my shirt off and Four stares at my chest
"Let see, Lady Assface you haven't want." I ask her and everyone looks confused
"Who's Lady Assface?" Four asks and Lynn and Al stand up along with me.
"Introducing Lady Assface" I point at Lynn she bows "And Lord Dipshit" I point at Al and we sit back, me of course in Four lap down but these time with my beer.
"Why?" Shauna asks
"They were arguing like normal and so when they were calling either names Assface and Dipshit stuck. Now we have Lady Assface and Lord Dipshit. Who not only are my best friends. But super badass vampire next to me. Anyway, Lady Assface.
"I'll go with Dare, but if I have to kiss Lord Dipshit I will chain you up and shot you with Rosemary." Everyone who's a vampire looks afraid but me I just smirk
"Now Lady Assface You know very well I would never do that, Robert did that because he could and he didn't know what Dipshit was. Anyway, Drink Contest to end the game? Normal amount or enough to get us drunk?" She looks pleased when I say this and I get up once again.
"Well Tris, I say let end the game tipsy. Just enough for a hungover. Also Dipshit and Will is referee" I nod.
"Ok, Zeke, Uri Get 25 beer each. Will whoever is done first wins so keep track on mine, Al hers. Now Miss Lynn are we using our speed or no?" I look at Lynn and she shots me a look
"Speed it is. Four, Chris, Mar, Shauna you can do whatever, and sorry if any of you have a headache after this" they nods while Zeke and Uri set up our game
"Ready….Set…." Zeke yells
"GO" Uri finishes. I start up with my first drink and fling my arms like crazy one after the next after the next. Lynns on her 20 while I'm on my 23. Two more, once I reach 25 I'm Tipsy
"Tris Wins" and Lynn runs to the bathroom and when she done comes back out
"Dang girl, Forgot how fast you were. Good thing we did do the Drunken one." She turns to Al and I turn to Four is staring.
"Yes Four?" I asks
"How do you drink so fast? And how are you not drunk?"
"I have some practice, I mean living with Uri and Zeke you learn to hold down your beer without getting drunk. The speed part comes with being a Vamp." I tell him
"Ok, so me and Uri have come up with the Sleeping arrangement. Shauna and me in my room, Uri and Mar in his, Will and Chris in Wills, Lynn in the living room on one couch, Al on the other, Tris and Four in Tris room" Zeke says, of course Fours in my room but we all go to bed and Four throws a pillow and blanket on the floor.
"Four what are you doing?" I asks him
"Will I'm sleeping on the floor I don't wanna make you uncomfortable or anything" he says
"nonsense Four, get up here" so he does
"Good night Four"
"Good night Tris" with that we fall asleep
Hello, next chapter in 2 days love you - lyn