HEEEY! NEW FIC!
Disclaimer: I secretly own Teen Titans. I am also queen of the underground dust bunny kingdom and blackmarket.
It was a day like any other in Jump City.
That is, chaotic.
The Teen Titans were battling one super-sleazy Adonis, who was trying to steal booze when he'd been impolitely interrupted. Every time Starfire or Raven damaged his suit, he yelled degrading pick-up lines, which eventually became more and more... Well, degrading.
"The human body has 206 bones in it. Do you want another one in you?" Adonis called out to Raven. She seethed, and lashed out with her powers. The darkness overwhelmed him, and the towering robot body toppled, the casing cracking everywhere. It completely fell off, leaving a skinny, pale 20-some-year-old. Adonis was unconscious for a minute, and when he was conscious, he couldn't move. Robin pulled electrified handcuffs out of his handy Robin-belt (he was still experimenting with names). The cops arrived to haul Adonis away.
"...And I would've gotten away, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids!" Adonis yelled from the truck. It sped away, leaving the Titans in the wreckage.
"So, anyone up for pizza?"
When the Titans finished their typical after-battle-pizzas, they returned to the tower.
Cyborg and Beast Boy were going at it on the GameStation.
"Hey, we haven't seen Titans East or some honorary Titans for a while. We should invite 'em over sometime." Beast Boy chatted with Cyborg. "We should totally have a party! With, like, booze and stuff!"
Inspiration struck Cyborg. "I think you're on to something! We could have, like, a kick-ass party, and not ANY party, man! Dude, we could totally have, like, a pick-up line battle!" Beast Boy brightened immediately at the possibility of practicing hitting on girls without being screeched at.
"Yo, that's a bitching idea! We could totally invite, like, Titans West, and, like, Red X and Kitten to see Robin's face! Ooh! And we could, like, totally get Kid Flash and Jinx down here! This has been your best idea yet, Cyborg!" BB replied, the excitement picking up in the room.
Cyborg beamed."And we could totally, like, pitch Robin against Kitten! And Red X against Rae! Ooh, this is gonna be so GOOD!" The pair were now completely disregarding the video game- or at least, BB and the human half of Cyborg- and jumping up and down.
"I'mma go make some calls!" BB squealed.
"And I'll go draw up a chart for the competitors! And BOOYAH! I just handed your ASS to you!"
"Oh, no, you didn't, you big cheater! Double or nothing!" Beast Boy replied, slightly confused as to the meaning of the term he'd just used. The pair finished a second round before they went to start making arrangements for their brain-child.
Starfire was currently holding make-up and a stretchy, sparkly foot of fabric that looked like a 'scarf'.
"You want me to do WHAT?! Trigon's balls! Why would you EVER come to me to ask me to do that?!" Raven yelled at Starfire. Starfire teared up, and Raven sighed and put her hand on Starfire's shoulder to calm her down. "I'm sorry, Star, it's just... I can't wear that. It goes against my ethics."
"But... I thought that you wanted to be the be-YOU-ty-full for Friend Robin. Is that not what females that are also teenagers are clothed in when their beloved is with them? Or is it males that are also teenagers that wear this? Is that why you can not be clothed in this wonderful attire?" Starfire responded, slightly confused about the Earthen cultural affairs she had watched on the TEE-VEE.
"Let me explain something to you, Starfire. Only a... certain TYPE of earthen girl-or boy- wears these... 'clothes'. And Robin isn't my 'beloved'. It's just some temporary teenaged crush. You got that? By the way, what have you been watching?" Raven replied. Starfire just gave her an evil smile and she floated away. Raven was truly afraid for anyone that came in her way.
A few minutes later, Beast Boy screamed and ran by the living room with the 'clothes' and makeup on.
Then again, maybe she didn't feel so bad.
I feel accomplished! Longest chapter in one sitting! Hell yeah!