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"So you can come? Good, good. By the way... Do you by any chance know X's number? No? Okay, just asking. No, I'm not becoming a Sith lord. C'mon, Wally, I am NOT the Terminator! Ok, I'm hanging up on you, whether you're done making stupid references or not. Buh-bye." Cyborg sighed. He was high on adrenaline when he agreed to join Gar in the plotting of the battle. Of course, it was up to little ol' Cyborg to make all of the plans while BB drunk his ass off.

"Yo Cy! You done yet?" BB called from his perch on the bathroom sink. He was currently trying to get over the painful hangover he had drunk his way into while Cyborg was fixing everything up.

Cyborg just grumbled and flipped BB off. BB just approached the table that Cy was sitting at. "Well EXCUSE me, Mr. Pissy. Someone must be on their period!" Cyborg just waved him off, trying to figure out what Red X's email would be. Beast Boy complied, just to find himself retching over the toilet again.

Cyborg just sighed again and started emailing the Titans and invitees the time and date for the battle.

Well, Friend Raven is very much of the pretty... She must wear very short clothing to attract Robin's attention... Also must be very much of the 'lacy'...

Starfire was playing matchmaker for the two recluses of the Tower.

The shower could quite possibly run out of cloths to dry... The door could become unlocked... "Yes! That is it! They shall meet in the bathroom!" Starfire exclaimed out loud. This merited a glance from Silkie, proving that she was quite possibly mad.

"I must call Boyfriend Red Star to tell him about my enlightening plan! Oh yes, oh yes! This shall work!"

Starfire picked up the phone, then mashed a few numbers in. She then proceeded to call the wrong number 857 times until she reached Red Star's number. "Boyfriend Red Star! I have made the most EFFECTIVE plan to bring together Friend Robin and Friend Raven! This shall be good!" She talked on and on about multiple subjects, no discluding mustard or Silkie, until she was out of breath.

"I wish you farewell, Boyfriend Red Star!" She then hung up the phone and turned to Silkie with an evil grin. Starfire rubbed her hands together quite evilly and laughed.

"They shall not see what has clobbered them, dearest!" She hugged Silkie, laughing maniacally.

This shall be entertaining...

Mama, just killed a man

Put a gun against his head,

Pulled the trigger, now he's dead...

Listening to Mercury's voice confessing to murder was oddly therapeutic. Raven was surfing the web, reading articles about an assortment of things. The device pinged, meaning that she had received an email.

Raven checked her email inbox, just to find an invitation to a party.

Ugh... more stupid fanboys found my email... I need to change it soon...

And then she looked at the sender info and face palmed.

Should've known better.

Stupid BB.

He stared into my eyes, and I saw how light his eyes were, lighter than I'd ever seen them, golden butterscotch...

There was a knock at Robin's door, and quickly he hid Twilight under his covers. The door slid open and Raven burst in.

"Did you know tha- Is that- Uh..." She eyed the dog-eared copy of Twilight poorly hidden under her leader's covers.

"Yes? Robin prompted.

"Uhh... Party... BB... East... Never mind. I gotta go!" In her state of shock, Raven slammed into the doorframe and, then, clutching her head with one hand, slammed into the wall. She cursed under her breath and ran into several more walls.

Robin just shrugged and wondered about what Raven was going to tell him. After a few seconds of pondering, he came to the conclusion that BB had invited Titans East over for a party. He then promptly pulled out Twilight, and started to read.

Now... Where was I? Oh yes...

Twilight belongs to Stephanie Meyer. Bohemian Rhapsody belongs to Queen.