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I do own it, by the way. I also own the word 'react' (SUCK IT, FINEBROS!).

The day began with Titans East arriving at the Tower.

Five minutes later, the alarms were blaring and the Tower underwent a level 4 lockdown. The lights blew out, then turned back on.

"Hey, you two. Cut it out."

"Oh, you're so MUSCULAR! Just like Robbie-poo!"

"Don't you DARE compare me to that-"

"Ohh BABY, we can-"

"SHUT-"

"Ew, what is that? Robbi-"

"I am NOT ROBIN-"

The doors leading to the living room slid open. The Teen Titans walked out, a spectrum of emotions across their faces. Robin just turned to Beast Boy and massaged his temples.

"Beast Boy, why are Titans East, Kid Flash, Jinx, Red X, and Kitten here? Is this your idea of a joke?" Beast Boy just whimpered and crawled behind Cyborg, who looked exasperated.

"No, man, it's his idea of hilarious. Honestly, I'm not real sure why I ended up helping him. Well, too late now." Cyborg just shrugged and started setting up a long table.

A few minutes later, when everybody was situated, Beast Boy clambered on top of the table. "RULES! Rules, rules, rules... Oh YEAH! That's right, yo, there are none!"

Raven just looked at him with a mixture of disdain, disgust, and annoyance. "Well, what do you expect us to do? What is the whole point of this in the first place, anyways?" Beast Boy rubbed his arm and flushed. "You forgot, didn't you?"

"Uh... N-Yeah. "

Cyborg decided that he would save Beast Boy from the wrath of Raven, even if he didn't especially want to. "A pick-up line battle. That's why you're all here."

Everybody just groaned, with the exception of Beast Boy, who brightened. "Oh, yeah! That's right! And also, if you try to leave, you WILL get stuck in Raven's mind mirror." Raven face-palmed. So that's where her mirror was.

"Please promise me that you'll give it back to me at the end."

"Oh, I WILL, Mama. I don't want that thing in my closet for any loner than it has to be. "

Red-X rubbed his hands together and laughed evilly, bringing the attention to him. "C'mon, let's start!"

"So, the first pairing to go is... Drumroll, please... Raven versus ME!" Beast Boy grinned, and a beer (that mysteriously appeared in his clutches) sloshed all over his clothes.

On the couch, Jinx was sitting on Kid Flash's lap, and they were having a full on make-out session. Robin would tell them to get a room if he could, but they were all entrapped until the battle was won. Next to the couple sat Red-X, and Kitten was sandwiched between X and Robin. Speedy was making a move on Starfire, and Aqualad just stared off into the distance. Raven got up begrudgingly to fight BB to the death.

They sat at opposite ends of the table. "Now, remember, kids, no repeats, and keep it in your pants. Not that there'll be any IT to KEEP." Cyborg winked at Raven, who smirked. "Round One begins in three...two...one... Go!"

Raven cracked her knuckles while BB shivered. This wouldn't take long.

"I should sue you because you've stolen my heart."

"Uh... If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!"

"Are you the Doctor? Because I want to be your companion."

"Uh... What? What is that fr-"

"BEEP! BB, you have been DISQUALIFIED! Nice job, by the way, Rae. I didn't know you had it in you." Raven just shrugged and sat on the floor.

Cyborg pulled out a whiteboard with a bracket drawn on it and crossed out Beast Boy's name and wrote in Raven's on the next line. He put it down on the table.

"And now, the second pairing..."