This is the third chapter of The Angrybirds Movie.

Pairings: Red/Chuck, Phillip/Cyrus, Mime/Leonard, Peckinpah/Cyrus, Red/Zak (Slash)

Rated: K

The sun was rising and Red awoken, streaching when he noticed that Chuck was on the floor "Chuck, what're you doing on the floor? He asked yawning while looking at his best friend's back. The Canary mumbled "I find this more comfortable.

"Well, you'll have to get up" He sat on the edge. "Help me" He mumbled again. Red sighed "Okay, here I come" He jump off and pulled him up by putting has hands around his waist.

Bomb woke up to the sound of grunting and opened one eyes, looking at the two acting in a way that they really shouldn't. "Aww, that's nice" The black bird said. Red finally got his friend up on his feet.

"Thanks" he turned to him "So, what do we do now? He asked. "Let's see" he put both hands on his hips "We could either go visit Matilda and Terence or just go see Mighty Eagle. "I vote to go see Mighty Eagle" Chick said.

"Wait for me" Bomb said as he tried to get off the hammock but failed and fell.

Chuck jumped up into Red's arms in fear that he could get shushed. The Canary was tempted to touch him like before and maybe kiss him on the cheek but he kept his urges at bay for now though he just had to tell someone, a very close friend.


Phillip woke up hoping to find his husband beside him but when he felt around, there was nothing.

He sat up with the covers sitting on his lower half "Cyrus, he looked around the room then got out of bed and sat on the edge. He rubbed his chin down "He wouldn't just leave without telling me" He said to himself.

He fully got out of bed and walked around, wondering why he would just leave, was he a bad husband or something. That is until he saw the note on the table so he walked to it.

It was sneezed on while he was writing of course but Phillip had no problem picking it up and reading it:

Dear Phillip, I have to leave forever cause I simply can't have you taking care of me anymore since you have other things to do in life but there is a owl who is going to cater to me and I was such a fool so I'm going back to him.

He puts the letter down back on the table and sighed in depression but smiled "I'm proud of you" He said to himself again then the phone rang so he walked to pick it up.

"Hello" He said but there was no answer, it was just an apple.


Leonard had already woken up and scratched his belly "Aww, shoot and I was having a sweet dream about enjoying those succulent eggs" He licked his lips while rubbing his stomach.

He heard snoring beside him, it was one of those birds, he sniffed him all over "He can't be one of them, he's different" he smelled him again " and cute" He said softly as he pulled slowly away.

Just then, Ross, his right-hand pig approached him and greeted the leader. "Leonard, what is this bird going in your bed? He asked. "He's not an ordinary bird, he's one of a kind" He looked at the Mime and stroked his cheek before giving him a kiss.

"Well, we already set a plot with your plan" Ross said until Mime greasily woke up, he smacked his lips but let out a yawn which was silent. He was stunned to see that Leonard was staring at him.

Pretty soon, the whole pig army thought that their leader was bring attack. "Let's get the spy" One said and they all got their plungers then charged at the remains of the tower but when they got close, Leonard halted them then turned around followed by crossing his arms with a evil smile upon his face.

"Oh my gosh" Mime gasped as he shockingly got out of bed to find that all eyes were on him. "It's okay boys, nothing to see here" The leader pig walked slowly to him after clearing the area.

Mime was going to faint but Leonard had caught him in his arms. "How'd you get here? He demanded.

He acted out the scenes that happened but his hands were shaking. "So, you were spying on me while I was sleeping. He moved close to his face causing Mime to nod quickly.

The pig smiled again "Perhaps you could be my wingbird" He said smoothly. Mime blushed and took out his hand. "I see that your a mime" he took his hand and they shook hands the parted "well, you already know who we are" He said with both hands on his hips.

The pig turned around and started to walk down the remaining stairs but turned his head "I'll give ya a tour, not much though" He said and landed a chuckle then the Mime walked by his side and took his hand.

Leonard took one more glance at him "He's a cute little birdy" He thought before the pig showed his around.


Peckinpah and Cyrus were getting ready for work "I love this job but not as much as I love you, Cyrus" The owl walked to the edge of his perch and jumped down on his head with his robe covering this white bird.

"I feel the exact same way" He peeked out with one eye until he felt a sneeze coming on so quickly shut himself up but his sneeze blew through the robe. "Bless you" Peckinpah said.

"Thank you, sir" He replied after sniffing and they walked on.


Yeah, so...Peckinpah doesn't really mind the sick bird, he loves what's on the inside and out though some birds way disagree but what about Phillip? The only reason I paired Phillip was that he wouldn't be lonely all the time.