Ai-Chan: WOOT! GO William! Beat some demon arse!

Sebastian: Excuse me? *gives death glare*

Ai-Chan: Ummm...I mean...um...Oh! is that Agni calling? Gotta go! *runs off*

Sebastian: I still don't approve of this piece of...literature? I can't say it can be called literature.

Ai-Chan: *runs back* I forgot to say that I don't own these crazy mofoes...I mean, I don't own Kuroshitsuji or the characters. And this is LITERATURE, Sebastian! *runs off again before Sebastian can make a move*

"Grell, may I ask what you are doing here with this…Demon?" William seethed, walking over to their table.

"Will! I didn't know you were here, and don't call Bassy a demon. He's a gentleman."

"Is that so? Then what about all those times you've come back because 'Bastian' here has beaten you to a pulp? And what about all of your complaining that he doesn't respect you, or acknowledge you, for that matter?"

"Spears, Grell and I were just enjoying a nice cup of tea. I see this won't be getting better if I stay here, so I will take my leave," Sebastian left after kissing Grell's hand.

"Good-bye Bassy," Grell blew Sebastian a kiss before turning back to face William, "William, what the hell? I was enjoying myself."

"Grell, he's never done anything good for you, and he treats you like dirt."

"He treats me like dirt? HE treats ME like dirt? Listen to yourself, Will. When have you ever treated me like an equal? At least HE goes on dates with me."

Grell ran out of the café crying before William could redeem himself.

~ Grell P.O.V. ~

I ran out of the café before Will could say anything more. He's such a jerk. I can't believe I thought this would work. I knew I shouldn't have let myself get carried away, but I fell for him. Hard. I'm at the bottom of a loveless pit with no way out. Maybe it's time for me to wake up. Maybe I should just give up on him.

"Grell!"

I didn't hear the footsteps behind me as I ran back to the office.

You know the drill. I need five, cinco, cinq...whatever, reviews to bring forth...THE LAST CHAPTER!

I'm too lazy to add closing arguments at the end cause I'm in a hurry to clean my room and get it ready for my exchange student, plus, I kind of lost sight of everyone. I'm alone! NOOOOOO!

Grell: I'm here Ai-Chan.

Ai-Chan: Oh! Grell! I thought I was going to be alone forever!

Will: What is going on here?

Ai-Chan: Uh-Oh. Gotta go, bye!