This chapter is dedicated to .Mistress.92, who gave me the beautiful idea of the party. Thanks Missy!

Grell: OOOOOH! I love parties!

William: Oh, no!

Ai-chan: Maybe I should go hide...

Chapter 9

"Ronald! I'm so glad you're here! I was beginning to get bored," Grell exclaimed, as Ronald Knox, self-proclaimed ladies' man, walked through the door of William's apartment.

"Well, who wouldn't be bored all alone at our uptight superior's place? Poor Grell, all alone with no one to party with," Ronald proclaimed.

"So, let's get this party started!" Grell exclaimed happily.

Ronald began decorating the place, while Grell put away any valuables. Then, he went to the kitchen to set up the drinks and snacks. They were putting up the finishing touches, when the doorbell rang. Grell ran to open the door for Eric. He came in with a 12-pack of booze and set it in the kitchen.

"Can't have a party without the booze!" he exclaimed as he came back into the living room.

Alan arrived afterward, muttering something about being hacked to death. Grell was about to close the door, when he heard a chilling laugh.

"Kufufufufu!"

"Undertaker~!" Grell exclaimed, with a schoolgirl squeal. He opened the door again to let his idol in, "Glad you could make it."

Everything was going smoothly, well, as smoothly as it could get with crazy shinigami. Eric had managed to get Alan drunk, and they were currently making out on the recliner. Ronald was speaking to someone on his phone, and Undertaker was making little towers of Cheetos. The doorbell rang for the fourth time that night, and before Grell could get up to open it, Ronald was already there.

Grell didn't have time to register what happened next. One moment, he was getting up to get the door, and the next, he was surrounded by girls asking about his hair. Ronald had apparently called some people to make things more interesting. Eric and Alan were still making out, surrounded by squeeling girls. Undertaker was still building his towers, while some girls, who were brave enough to sneak a peek of his face, fainted. Ronald, of course, was fully enjoying himself. Grell was being bombarded with questions about his hair.

"Yes, it is naturally red, my dears. No, I don't straighten it. I don't use just any shampoo, and I don't trust just anyone with my hair."

"Ohhhh Ronald~!" An unmistakable voice cut through the air. Grell looked in Ronald's direction, after the shinigami didn't answer. Ronald was blushing mad like a virgin. The girl who had called out to him was whispering in his ear. 'So much for being a ladies' man,' Grell thought as he watched the display. Many of the girls who were crowding him were giggling. Ronald began to stutter, which was highly uncommon.

"I..I d-don't kn-know."

"Aw, come on little Ronald. Don't you know girls love that sort of thing?" (A/N: I don't even know what they're talking about..and I'M THE AUTHOR!)

"Th-they d-do?" Ronald blushed even more, if it were possible.

"Mhmm," the girl hummed before winking at Ronald.

Grell P.O.V.

As much as I love seeing Ronald blush like mad, I had the nagging feeling that I knew the girl from somewhere. She looked strangely familiar, but I couldn't quite put my finger on where I'd seen her before.

"Grell? Is that you? It's me, Missy. Remember middle school?"

Missy…Missy…Oh wait! I know who she is now. A little nerdy shinigami Will and I went to class with. No wonder she looked familiar. She ditched the nerd outfit and glasses for short skirts and sexy nerdy glasses.

"Missy? Wow, you look be~a~oo~tiful! You've even gotten little Ronnie to blush redder than a tomato," I said, giving her a full-fledged smile. It's been so long since then.

"Yup, I'm doing Special Ops missions now. All that studying really paid off. Say, where's William? Didn't you have a thing for him?"

"I did, and I still do. This is his apartment."

"Oh, good to know. Say, is there anyone here that won't blush like a virgin easily? It was fun to tease Knox and all, but it isn't much of a challenge. I eat boys like him for breakfast," she stated with a menacing smile. The only person here who could possibly give her a hard time would be Undertaker, but even I can't pass up a good chance for entertainment.

"You could try Undertaker. He rarely blushes. I don't think I've actually seen him blush, ever."

"Thanks sweetie. I'll go try my luck."

Five minutes. That was all it took for Missy to get Undertaker to blush like mad. I will never forget the look on Ronald's face when he saw he'd been one upped. It was priceless. The look of victory on Missy's face was scary. I will never test that woman…EVER.

William P.O.V.

For some strange reason, everyone in my division was absent today. I had to do all of the paperwork, and I never even made a dent in the huge stack. I'm giving everyone overtime for this. It never crossed my mind this would be related to Grell in any way, until I got home.

The very first thing I noticed was the loud music coming from MY apartment. I walked briskly down the hall and practically tore the door off its hinges. Everything stopped when I came in. Every single one of my subordinates was there, and Grell was in the middle of it all with a shocked expression. Before I could say anything, I heard a very disturbing comment.

"William's got a nice ass! Squak!" A parrot. There was a parrot in his apartment, and there was only one way to explain it.

"Grell! What the hell is a parrot doing in MY apartment?"

"William's got a pretty Ekans! Squak!"

"W-will, darling, you see…I got nothing. Sorry for trashing the place. I was really bored. I'll clean up right away," Grell looked down, as everyone left. Everyone, except for two shinigami who were in their own world.

"Undertaker?" I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Undertaker was blushing like a schoolgirl.

"Kufufufufu! I feel so young!" He said, as he finally came back to reality and left, giggling like a madman. The only people left were Grell and another girl, whom I swear I had met before.

"William! It's been so long!" she exclaimed.

"Who are you?"

"It's me, Missy. From middle school? Remember, I used to be really nerdy?" Ah. That explains why she looked familiar.

"What the hell did you do to Undertaker? I've never seen him like that before."

"That's my little secret," she said, putting a finger to her lips and winking. Of course she would turn out like this. She spent most of her time around Grell and Eric. I mentally face-palmed.

"Well, I'll start cleaning up," Grell stated a bit dejected. I hate seeing Grell like this, but I couldn't help my OCD ways. The only thing I can really do to apologize is help.

"I'll help you out, Grell."

"Really?" His eyes lit right back up, "Thank you Will!"

"I'll help, too."

The three of us cleaned the apartment quickly, before sitting down to enjoy some tea and catch up. I found myself actually missing the days when the three of us hung out.

"EH?! You two are together now? That's so sweet! I knew you would come around Will," Missy exclaimed happily.

Scratch that, I don't miss those days at all.

Ai-Chan: Ta-Da!

Grell: Lovely! *wipes fake tears*

William: What. The. Hell? *twitch*

Ai-Chan: Ummm...Imma go write some other stuff...

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