"Welcome back to Total Drama World Tour. Last time, fifteen returnees and two newbies boarded our plane on a journey to one million dollars. Our plane was fully equipped with terrible food, uncomfortable accommodations, and only one exit that is perfect for shoving lawyers and homeshcoolers out of. Oh, and if you don't sing this season you'll end up like Duncan. Meaning, not on the show anymore. But even with out him we've got three teams. Team Victory, home to Harold and Ezekiel. Two of these shows biggest losers. Team Amazon, an all female team... Oh, and I guess Cody. And my personal favourite, Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really, Hot. Which ones will win and which ones will lose? Find out, on, Total. Drama. World Tour!"
In the hot desert of Egypt each of the three teams is standing on a carpet that matches their team colours.
"Ooh, look at our personalized rugs" Izzy said.
"Why's our team colour yellow?" Harold asked. "Are they trying to say we're cowards"
"Relax sugar. The rug is gold 'cause Team Victory is in first place" Leshawna said.
"Yeah, eh! Team Victory!" Ezekiel cheered.
"Why aren't you on Team Amazon?" DJ asked. "You were the last one here"
"Chris told me to go here" Ezekiel said. "Also, I don't want to be on a team with mostly girls"
"Hey!" Bridgette exclaimed.
"Not like that, eh" Ezekiel said. "It's because you guys still seem to be just a little mad at me after what I said on the island back in season one"
"What did he say?" Lindsay asked.
"Trust me" Leshawna said. "It's better that you forgot"
"Oh, okay" Lindsay said. "Thanks"
Confessional
"LeSandra is nice" Lindsay said. "I actually like my whole team. Except for Elizabeth. He's a little weird"
Second Confessional
"Aw man, I don't think I'm making a good impression on these guys, eh" Ezekiel said. "But at least things are gonna get better for me from here. Right?"
End Confessional
"I can't believe Duncan quit over not wanting to sing" Gwen said.
"I think he just didn't want to be on this horrible show" Courtney said.
"Yeah, I heard him sing" Gwen said. "He's actually pretty good"
"And now he's stuck on that terrible plane. He must be miserable" Courtney said.
Back on the plane Duncan is sitting in first class while holding a glass of lemonade. He starts to hum the beginning of the musical number he was a part of earlier. Chris walks over to Duncan.
"Well, well, well, looks like you're more musical than you say after all" Chris said.
"I have no idea what you're talking about" Duncan said.
"I've got my eyes on you" Chris said.
"Whatever, you weirdo" Duncan said.
Back with the teams Sierra is talking to Izzy.
"Duncan and Courtney fans will be devastated but I think you and Owen have got a shot at becoming fave couple on my fan site" Sierra said.
"Owen is magical" Izzy said. "Sometimes, his nose whistles the national anthem. And most of the time it's with out trying"
The camera cuts to Owen. He can be heard whistling the Canadian national anthem through his nose.
The camera cuts back to Sierra and Izzy.
"Weird... But also cool" Sierra said. "But he's no Cody. Did you know Cody slept with a stuffed emu named Jerry until he was... Well okay, he still does"
Noah walks up to Sierra.
"And you know this how?" Noah asked.
"Oh, I called his aunt while pretending to be a telemarketer" Sierra said.
"Yeah, that sounds illegal" Noah said flatly. "I can't wait to have to put up with you an entire season"
"I can't wait either" Sierra said. "This is gonna be so much fun"
They are all interrupted when Chris bangs his cymbals together to get their attention.
"I don't know about you all but I think flying around the world was an amazing idea" Chris said. "But now, it's time to start the challenge: The Amazing Camel Race"
"I only see one camel" Harold said.
"Exactly. It's a "Camel" race. Not a "Camels" race" Chris said.
"Yes!" Heather cheered.
"What!? But we've got a goat. How does that help?" Tyler asked.
"Relax amigo, we can find a way to make this reward pay off" Alejandro said.
"We won last time" Leshawna said. "How come we get the most useless reward"
"Yeah, how is a stick useful" Bridgette said.
"Each reward has its advantages" Chris said. "Trust me"
"I highly doubt that" Harold said.
"You'll be racing to the worlds most famous river" Chris explained.
"The Amazon?" Lindsay asked.
"No. But good guess. The Nile" Chris said. "Teams must bring their rewards all the way to the finish. You have sixty seconds to strategize"
Heather climbs up on the camel.
"Come on, this is a race. Let's move it" Heather said.
"Hey, this is Team Amazon" Courtney said. "Not Dictatorship Amazon"
"Tell you what, I'll stop being bossy when you start doing things right" Heather said.
"The chances of you not being bossy are lower than the chances of aliens actually existing" Courtney said.
"Well maybe I wouldn't be bossy if you were competent" Heather said.
"How did I get stuck on this team!" Courtney said angrily.
The other Team Amazon members, minus Cody, climb up on to the camel. Izzy wraps around the camels neck.
"Whee! I get the throat" Izzy said.
She starts making some weird noises that seem to be directed at the camel. Izzy looks back at her team.
"I just said hi in camelese"
"I... I bet you did" Gwen said awkwardly.
Cody climbs on to the camel.
"Hey Gwen, you want some frozen yogurt?" Cody asked.
"Hi Cody" Gwen said. "Thanks for setting me up with Trent that one time"
"Nice huh? And now that's he's gone... I'm available" Cody said.
"Hear that?" Heather said to Cody. "That's the sound of nobody caring"
Confessional
"I'll win her over eventually" Cody said. "It's just a matter of time, and persistence, and humiliation. And I was born to be humiliated... Wait, can I start over?"
End Confessional
On Team Chris Alejandro is motivating his teammates.
"We need no camel" Alejandro said. "We have the will and the strength. And together, we will triumph"
"Yeah!" Owen cheered.
"Woohoo!" Tyler exclaimed.
"I can get behind this" Noah said.
Sierra doesn't say anything.
Confessional
"I'm the number one Total Drama super-fan" Sierra said. "It says so on my blog. But Alejandro, I've never heard of him before. I've never seen him in Cute Teen Monthly. I do not know what these people see in him"
Second Confessional
"Something is up with Alejandro" Bridgette said. "I just can't figure it out yet. There is no way anybody is as perfect as him"
End Confessional
Harold is waving his stick around like a weapon.
"I can use this stick to defend us from deadly sand snakes" Harold said. "They could be anywhere"
"They could!" Lindsay exclaimed.
"No way!" Leshawna shouted.
She jumps into Harold's arms. Harold's knees start to buckle from the weight of Leshawna.
"Fear not... I will protect you..." Harold said weakly.
Harold waves around the stick and accidentally pokes Ezekiel in the eye.
"Ow! Watch it, eh" Ezekiel said.
"Whoa! Cool it before you really hurt somebody" DJ said as he took the stick from Harold.
He throws the stick in the air and hits a passing bird. The stick and the bird come crashing to the ground.
"Oh no!" DJ exclaimed.
"Don't worry. I'm sure the bird is fine" Bridgette said.
"First it was that dog and now it's this" DJ said.
"I'm sure it's just bad luck" Harold said. "Something like this happened to me once"
"Really?" DJ asked.
Harold nods.
Meanwhile, Alejandro is trying to get his team on to the goat. Owen is balancing on Tyler's shoulders and Sierra is on Noah's.
"This is so cool Alehandout" Owen said. "Or... Alakazam. I'm just gonna call you Al. Okay? Go Al!"
"Yeah, this is gonna work" Noah said flatly.
"Have faith Noah, believe" Alejandro said. "Believe in us"
Alejandro jumps into the air and lands on Owen's back.
"Whoa, we're perfectly balanced" Tyler said. "If my spine doesn't collapse we should be golden"
"Okay, colour me impressed" Noah said.
Confessional
Alejandro is in the plane cockpit with Chef.
"It's simple weight distribution" Alejandro said. "Anyone with a degree in engineering or a IQ of one sixty or higher could figure it out"
Alejandro looks over at Chef.
"By the way, you're doing a magnificent job at flying" Alejandro said.
"Thanks" Chef said. "To tell you the truth this is my first time doing this"
End Confessional
"Alright, the Nile should be several miles thataway" Chris said as he pointed off camera. "Kinda big, blue, and watery. It's pretty hard to miss. If you miss it that means you're probably about to die. You'll probably get killed by the scarabs"
"The what!?" Cody exclaimed.
"It's mating season around here" Chris said. "And they get just a little... Murder-y"
"I'm glad there aren't any out here" Leshawna said. "They sound nasty"
"Really... I'm not so sure they'd be happy to hear that" Chris said. "Oh Chef?"
Chef pushes over a vase and scarabs crawl out of it. Chris and Chef jump up on the vase. The song bell rings.
"Seriously? Could this happen at a worse time?" Noah asked sarcastically.
"Hey, it's either sing or be eaten" Chris said. "Who knows, maybe the music will calm down the scarabs. Or you don't sing and get disqualified from the game... And possibly life"
"Yay!" Izzy cheered.
"Fine, we'll sing" Gwen said.
A jazzy sounding tune starts playing. The background turns black followed by Cody, Noah, DJ, Tyler, and Alejandro forming a line and snapping their fingers to the tune of the music. Scarabs are seen crawling across the ground and going towards them.
"No need to get crazy" Alejandro sang. "It's lovin' time at least!"
"You don't wanna eat us all" Cody, Noah, Tyler, DJ and Alejandro sang calmly.
Owen walks into view.
"I'm mostly full of gas" Owen sang.
The scarabs start crawling on him.
"No! No!" Owen shouted.
The camera moves over to Gwen, Courtney, and Heather awkwardly dancing.
"It's mating time for scarabs" They sang.
The camera cuts to Leshawna pushing two of the scarabs together.
"So whatcha waiting on" Leshawna sang.
The camera moves over to Izzy holding a scarab in her hand.
"Ignore us humans!" Izzy sang.
The camera zooms out to reveal the contestants standing in the circle.
"And make out to the break of dawn" All the contestants but Ezekiel sang.
"But they don't have lips" Ezekiel said.
The camera moves over to two scarabs looking at each other.
"It's lovin' time" DJ sang.
"Lovin' time, lovin' time!" Sierra sang.
"Scarab mating season" Alejandro sang.
The camera moves out to reveal Cody.
"It's lovin' time" He sang.
The camera pans over to Courtney, Gwen, and Heather still dancing.
"Lovin' time, lovin' time" The three of them sang.
Alejandro walks over.
"Scarabs, get busy now" Alejandro said.
The camera focuses on a group of scarabs looking at each other.
"It's lovin' time!" Harold sang.
"Lovin' time, lovin time" Everyone else but Ezekiel sang.
Everyone starts to slowly sneak away from the scarabs.
"Scarab mating season!" Ezekiel sang incredibly off-key.
With that the background turns back to it's regular colours. The scarabs angrily glare at them.
"Oops..." Ezekiel said. "Sorry about that, eh"
"So much for the song" Chris said. "Challenge starts now!"
Chris blows his airhorn. Team Chris hops up on their goat and Team Amazon gets on their camel. All the teams start running.
The camera cuts to later where Team Amazon appears to be in the lead.
"Come on camel, faster" Courtney said.
"That is not how you do it" Heather said.
She clears her throat.
"Freaking move it!" Heather shouted at the camel.
"Much better" Gwen joked.
"Guys be quiet" Izzy said. "I'm telling them a fairy tale"
Izzy makes some weird noises into the camels ear.
"Yeah, that's weird" Gwen mumbled.
She looks back and notices Cody hanging on to the camels leg.
"How's it going back their Cody?" Gwen asked.
"Uh... It could be better" Cody said. "My leg itches but I can't let go"
Team Chris starts to approach Team Amazon on their goat.
"Eat sand losers!" Heather exclaimed.
"We're gonna win the race" Courtney said. "See you later"
"What witty remarks from such intelligent women" Alejandro said. "I am both humbled and intrigued"
"Shut up" Courtney said.
"Very well" Alejandro said. "As you wish"
Confessional
"Oh he is good" Heather said. "Too good. Seriously, what is is deal? He is just so perfect"
End Confessional
"Does anyone see the Nile?" Heather asked.
"Nope" Izzy said.
"It's got to be around here somewhere" Courtney said.
Alejandro notices the Nile in the distance.
"Amigos, I'm changing the course" Alejandro said.
Alejandro moves his hips and they start going towards the Nile. Cody looks behind him and sees that Team Chris is gone.
"Uh guys, I think me might be going the wrong way" Cody said.
"What makes you say that?" Heather asked.
"Alejandro's team is gone" Cody said.
Confessional
"Perhaps it would've been kind to show the girls which way to go" Alejandro said. "But you've seen my team. We need all the help we can get"
End Confessional
Team Amazon and their camel has stopped moving.
"Uh, guys, the other team is gone and we're all alone out here" Gwen said.
"Seriously, where are we?" Courtney asked.
Izzy laughs.
"Planet earth, silly" Izzy said.
"We're lost" The other girls said.
Meanwhile, Team Chris is on their way to the Nile.
"Man, we've got the best team" Tyler said. "And the best team captain"
"Thank you Tyler" Alejandro said. "But I don't think I'm the this teams leader"
"Well someone has to be" Tyler said. "Why not you?"
"Perhaps we should talk about this another time" Alejandro said.
Confessional
"Wow, I've only known Al for a bit but he seems pretty cool" Tyler said. "He's got the looks, the skills, and the charm. I wish I was more like him"
Second Confessional
"I don't have anything against Alejandro" Noah said. "But at the same time I don't have anything for him. It's weird. He just seems a bit too perfect. Whatever, I'm sure it's nothing to worry about"
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Team Victory is walking through the desert on foot.
"We're so far behind I can't even see the other teams" Ezekiel said. "That's not good...
"I feel like we're going in circles" Bridgette said. "Didn't we pass this rock like, ten minutes ago"
"Oh yeah" Lindsay said. "Hi there Rocky"
"Are you saying we've been running in circles" Leshawna said.
They all stop in their tracks.
"You have got to be kidding me" DJ said.
Meanwhile, Team Chris makes it to the Nile. Chris and Chef are on the opposite shore next to the finish line.
"All right! I see the finish line!" Tyler cheered as he pointed to the other side of the river.
"Are we just supposed to swim?" Noah asked.
Several crocodiles rise from the water.
"Uh... I think we can rule that out" Owen said.
"Welcome to the third challenge!" Chris shouted.
"What!" Owen shouted. "We can't hear you!"
"I said: Welcome to the third challenge!" Chris shouted.
"I think he said something about flamingos" Sierra said.
"I heard cheetah" Tyler said.
Chris grabs a megaphone from Chef.
"Welcome to the third and final challenge!" Chris yelled into the megaphone.
"Oh... There go my eardrums" Noah said flatly.
"Each team must weave a raft out of the reeds near the river!" Chris explained. "Your basket has to be big enough to hold your whole team and your reward from the previous challenge! AKA goat face over there"
"Hey!" Tyler exclaimed.
"He was talking about the goat" Alejandro said.
"Oh, that makes way more sense" Tyler said.
"Then you must row your boat over the river and across the finish line!" Chris said. "First team across flies first class to our next destination"
"This is perfect" Sierra said.
"What? The fact that we all have hearing problems now?" Noah said sarcastically.
"I'm a fourth generation basket weaver" Sierra said.
"Wait, what?" Noah said confusedly.
"We're gonna need a lot of reeds" Sierra said.
Meanwhile, Team Victory has appeared to have given up and is just sitting in the sand with the exception of Harold who is standing up.
"Lost in Egypt... Ain't that a kick in the pants" Leshawna said.
"I never thought I'd die like this, eh" Ezekiel said. "I always thought I'd be trampled to death in a cow stampede"
"I always thought I'd get hit by a truck" Lindsay said.
"The worst part is we were in first place before" Harold said. "Gosh!"
He angrily snaps the stick in half before throwing it on the ground. The stick starts moving on its own.
"What the- What's going on with the stick?" Bridgette asked.
"It's a divining rod!" Harold exclaimed.
Harold picks the stick back up.
"I don't wanna be struck by lightning!" Lindsay exclaimed.
"A divining rod helps you find water" Leshawna explained.
"Chris did say each reward had it's advantages" DJ said. "We can go straight to the Nile if we follow that stick"
"Yes! We can still live up to our team name!" Bridgette cheered.
Meanwhile, Team Amazon is still wandering through the desert on their camel.
"Does anybody even know which way we're going?" Courtney asked.
"I thought you were in charge" Cody said.
"I was listening to Heather" Courtney said.
"Guys, why don't we ask Ruby?" Izzy suggested.
"Who?" Gwen asked.
"The camel. Obviously" Izzy said.
Izzy makes more weird noises into the camels ear.
"There, shouldn't be long now" Izzy said.
The camel turns around.
"Oh please, it's probably just a coincidence that the camel changed directions" Courtney said.
"It's probably looking for a place to die" Heather said.
"Uh guys..." Gwen said. "I think I see something"
Gwen points to the Nile river up ahead.
"The finish line!" Heather and Courtney exclaimed.
"That's weird" Izzy said. "I just asked Ruby where we could get some lemonade. But this is okay too. Want me to tell her to hurry up?"
"No thank you" Heather said.
Meanwhile, Team Victory is running through the desert and following the divining rods directions.
"Harold, are you sure that this rod works?" Bridgette asked. "It sounds like one of those things con men sell"
"Of course it works" Harold said.
"My cousin Louie had a divining rod once" Ezekiel said.
"Did it work?" DJ asked.
"I think so, eh" Ezekiel said. "He fell into a well"
"Yep, sounds like it worked" Harold said.
"I don't get it" Lindsay said. "What's a dividing rod supposed to do"
"It's a divining rod" Leshawna said. "And it should lead us to the river"
"Oh good, I'm thirsty" Lindsay said.
"You can't drink saltwater, eh" Ezekiel said.
"Zeke, rivers aren't saltwater" Bridgette said.
"Oh... Never mind" Ezekiel said.
Meanwhile, Team Chris has already built half of their boat.
"This is looking excellent" Alejandro said. "Great work everyone"
Team Amazon arrives at the river.
"We have to basket weave a boat?! Why can't the challenge be something I'm good at?" Heather said.
"Ha!" Courtney laughed. "The only thing you're good at is being a total bit-"
"Don't you dare!" Heather interrupted. "I will fight you!"
"Ooh, catfight" Cody said.
"Shut up" Courtney said.
"Right" Cody said. "Sorry"
Sierra walks over to Team Amazon.
"Sorry you guys are so far behind" Sierra said. "My teams basket is almost done thanks to my speed weaving"
"Plus you've got Owen on your team" Izzy said. "You're so lucky"
"Yeah he's nice" Sierra said. "But he's no Cody"
Sierra walks over to Cody and hugs him.
"I wish we were on the same team" Sierra said.
"Gee, that sure is a nice thought" Cody said uncomfortably. "Uh, I have to do something"
Cody quickly runs away.
"Aw you guys are so cute together" Izzy said.
"Maybe we could swap teams" Sierra suggested.
"Trade a basket case for basket weaver. I like it" Heather said. "Sierra, you're with us. Izzy, go... Anywhere but here"
"What!?" Alejandro exclaimed.
Sierra grabs some reeds and starts weaving a boat for Team Amazon.
"Wow, she's amazing" Courtney said.
"Maybe you should think about listening to me some more" Heather said.
Gwen and Courtney laugh at Heather.
"I trust you about as much as I trust a arsonist not to start a fire" Gwen said.
"Where's Chris" Alejandro said. "This team switch has to be against the rules"
Chris and Chef go up to the teams on a motorboat.
"You call?" Chris asked.
Sierra runs up to Chris.
"Today is officially the best day of my life" Sierra said. "So I really hope you allow us to swap. But of course I'm sure you know what you're doing since you are the best host ever"
"That's why I'm gonna allow it" Chris said.
"Smiley face!" Sierra said before running off.
"As you wish" Alejandro said.
"Ha!" Heather jeered.
Alejandro blows a kiss at Heather and she just rolls her eyes at him.
The camera moves over to Sierra who had finished weaving a boat for Team Amazon.
"Ta da!" Sierra exclaimed.
"Nice work" Gwen said.
"Cool" Cody said.
The camera pans to Team Chris who still only has half a boat.
"Oh come on" Tyler said.
"Don't give up team. We still have a shot at winning" Alejandro said.
"Al's right" Owen said. "Thanks Al"
Alejandro flinches upon hearing that name.
Confessional
"I have no problem being called Al" Alejandro said.
He flinches again.
"Uh, that was unrelated" Alejandro said. "It's just chilly in here... Yeah, that's it"
End Confessional
Team Victory makes it to the Nile.
"Come on! We can still catch up" DJ said.
"Weave a basket out of reeds row to the finish yadda yadda yadda" Chris said over the megaphone.
"You heard him" Leshawna said. "Yadda yadda"
The camera moves over to Team Amazon minus Cody in their boat.
"Cody, let's go" Heather said
The camera pans to Cody pulling a rope attached the camels neck.
"Hold on... This thing is surprisingly heavy" Cody said. "Hang on, I should try pushing"
Cody moves over to the back of the camel and tries pushing it. He slips and lands face first in the sand.
"I'm okay... Barely" Cody said weakly.
"Izzy! Tell the stupid camel to move" Courtney said.
"Sure thing" Izzy said.
"Hold up" Noah said. "Izzy's on our team. Not yours"
Noah turns to Izzy.
"Not a word. Got it?" Noah said.
"Ooh! Fun!" Izzy exclaimed.
"Fine, we'll do it on our own" Courtney said.
The rest of Team Amazon goes over to the camel and starts pulling it.
Over on Team Victory they seem to be doing a good job.
"Ha! Who's happy to have just a stick now" DJ said.
"And who's happy Leshawna knows her around a weave" Leshawna said.
"This is so much fun" Lindsay said. "It's like knitting only way harder"
The camera moves over to Team Chris. The half of the boat they weaved looks much shoddier than the half Sierra made. Owen pushes it out into the water.
"It floats! Awesome!" Owen exclaimed.
Alejandro picks up the goat and puts it in their boat.
Over on Team Amazon they are still trying to move their camel.
"Ugh! This is totally unfair" Heather said. "If it wasn't for that swap we'd be halfway across the Nile by now"
"Hey, you were the one who wanted to trace Izzy for Sierra" Gwen pointed out.
"Well clearly that was a terrible idea" Heather said.
"At least we know who's going home if we come in last" Courtney said.
Meanwhile, Team Chris is already out in the river. Alejandro is holding the goat while the rest of his team rows.
"We're going to win fair and square" Alejandro said. "But to make sure you believe that talk to the camel"
"Oh, okay" Izzy said.
Izzy makes the same noises from before. The camel walks on to Team Amazon's boat.
"Finally" Courtney said.
Over on Team Victory the team members have piled into their small boat. Harold pushes the boat into the water.
"Get in" Leshawna said.
"Got it" Harold said.
He takes an oar and uses it to pole vault himself into the boat. He lands on the boat and his legs end up breaking through the boat.
"Do not get up" Bridgette said.
Harold nods.
"Everyone paddle" Leshawna said.
"You got it, eh" Ezekiel said.
Over on the shore Chris and Chef are watching.
"This looks pretty easy" Chef said.
"Not to worry" Chris said. "I think I can make this more fun"
The song bell rings.
"Time for a musical reprise!" Chris announced.
The contestants collectively groan.
"We already did this" Noah complained.
"My throat is sore" Lindsay said.
"Hey, if Zeke didn't cut the first song short I wouldn't be doing this" Chris said. "Now start singing"
The same jazzy tune from before starts up as some crocodiles rise out of the water.
"Crocodile amigos whatcha swarming for?" Alejandro sang.
The camera moves over to Team Amazon paddling their boat.
"We don't mean to bug you" Courtney sang.
"Please let us reach the shore" Gwen sang
The camera switches to Team Victory rowing their boat. The most crocodiles seem to be swarming their boat.
"These crocs are getting kill-y" Lindsay sang.
"Just hit them on the nose" Harold sang.
Ezekiel goes to the back of the boat and hits a crocodile on the nose with his stick. The crocodile swims away.
"I learned that it Muskrat Boys. It vanquishes all foes" Harold sang.
The camera cuts to Team Chris and Team Amazon racing towards the other side of the river.
"It's rowin' time" Alejandro sang.
"Rowin' time, rowin' time" The rest of his team sang.
"Crocodile season" Team Amazon sang.
Behind them Team Victory seems to be going very slowly.
"It's rowin' time" DJ sang.
"Crocodiles, crocodiles" The rest of his team sang.
A crocodile bites a hole in the front of the boat and another croc bites a hole in the back.
"And now we're sinking" DJ sang.
The camera moves over to Team Amazon.
"Yeah it's rowin' time" Cody said.
"Rowin' time, rowin' time" The rest of the team sang.
"Crocodile season" Team Chris sang.
Team Amazon passes Team Chris.
"It's rowin' time" Alejandro sang.
"Yeah it's rowin' time!" Team Chris sang.
Team Amazon parks their boat on the shore and run across the finish line.
"Until Team Amazon wins!" Team Amazon sang.
The music cuts out and the other two teams stop their boats on the shore and across the finish line.
"Congratulations on not ending up dead" Chris said. "And as long as you brought your reward across the finish line there will be no elimination tonight"
"All right!" Tyler cheered.
"We're still in it to win it Al!" Owen cheered.
"That's great... Tyler" Alejandro said through gritted teeth.
"All right, we did it, eh" Ezekiel said.
"Yay! Go Team Victory!" Lindsay cheered.
"We still don't get to be in first class" Bridgette pointed out.
"Aw..." Lindsay said in a disappointed tone.
"Oh and before I forget be sure to meet me in the elimination room for a little demonstration" Chris said.
Much later that day all the teams have gathered in the elimination room.
"So what's going on?" Lindsay asked.
"I'll be showing you how to survive the Drop of Shame" Chris said.
"Yeah, I was wondering about that" Bridgette said. "It looks a little deadly"
"Well first we're going to need our "Volunteer". Chef! Bring them in!" Chris said.
Chef drags Duncan into the room.
"Hey, what's going on?" Duncan asked.
"You get the honour of being the first contestant to take the Drop of Shame" Chris said. "Well, technically second. But Zeke at the airport didn't really count"
"Wait, what!?" Duncan exclaimed. "I thought you were dropping me off"
"In a sense, I am" Chris said. "Just not in Canada"
"Why not?" Duncan asked.
"We're kind of on our way to Asia right now" Chris said. "Anywho, you've got five seconds to strap in before we kick you out"
Chef throws Duncan a parachute.
"No way man" Duncan said. "You can not make me do this"
"Actually, I can" Chris said.
Chris pushes Duncan out of the plane.
"Happy landings!" Chris shouted down.
He turns back to the constants.
"So are we clear on how the Drop of Shame works?" Chris asked.
The contestants nervously nod.
"Great" Chris said.
Confessional
"Trading Sierra for Izzy is merely a minor setback" Alejandro said. "I still have the upper hand. The president of Cody's fanclub doesn't know a thing about me. No one does. And that's how it will stay. Because compared to me Heather's a saint"
End Confessional
Chris and Chef are in the planes cockpit.
"Finally, a real competitor" Chris said. "Where will our next destination take us? And, will Owen get over his fear of flying? Find out on an all new episode of, Total. Drama. World Tour!"
Meanwhile, Duncan is still falling through the air while attempting to strap on his parachute.
"Lousy show. I am not going to miss being on it" Duncan said. "Hell, I don't even want to go back to it. How am I even supposed to get back home from here anyway? Whatever, it still beats having to spend time with those losers. Well, mainly Harold"
He activates his parachute.
"Woo! Looks like I'm in the clear" Duncan cheered.
He lands in the tree and his parachute gets tangled. Duncan ends up hanging upside down from the tree suspended by his parachute.
"Well crap" Duncan said. "At least it can't get any worse"
He looks down only to see that he's surrounded by angry scarabs.
"Uh... Any of you care for a musical number?" Duncan asked the scarabs.
And that was the second chapter. Sorry if this took too long. I'm going to try and keep a more consistent schedule with the rest of this. I hope it wasn't too similar to the canon. As for the elimination I didn't see much of a reason to change it. On whether on not Duncan will come back you'll just have to wait and see about that. Also, I kept Ezekiel around because he didn't really deserve to become a mutant/zombie/whatever he was. Anyway, let me know what you think of the chapter.