"Last time, on Total Drama World Tour! We visited Egypt. Land of pyramids, land of deadly scarabs, land of hot. Our contestants have loads of fun, on the run, in the sun. And, we still found time to goof around. I'm looking at you Izzy. Speaking of which Izzy was involved with a team switch that Team Amazon approved of. Team Me on the other hand did not. In the end it was Team Amazon that won. But I was feeling merciful today so nobody was eliminated. 'Cept Duncan. I threw him out the plane. Don't worry the scarabs gave him a warm welcome. This week, find out who's gonna sell out their friends for a chance to win a million bucks. Welcome to, Total. Drama. World Tour!"
Somewhere high in the sky the jet seems to be experiencing some turbulence. In the Economy Class section of the plane things seem to be falling apart quite literally which Team Victory and Team Chris look worried about.
"I'm too young to die!" Owen shouted.
"Stop sweating lunchbox" Noah said. "Flying is like the fifteenth safest mode of transportation. Unless you're in a deathtrap"
Some boards covering a hole in the wall are sucked out the plane creating a vacuum.
"This one for example!" Noah exclaimed.
Most of the contestants grab on to the wall to avoid being sucked out but Leshawna doesn't. She quickly grabs on to the bench.
"Oh Hell no! This is not how I leave this world!" Leshawna exclaimed.
"I'll save you, eh!" Ezekiel shouted.
He lets one of his hands go and grabs Leshawna's arm. Ezekiel's other arm slips and he himself starts going towards the hole in the plane. Harold grab's one of Ezekiel's legs.
"Don't worry! I've got you" Harold said.
"Oh, thanks a lot" Ezekiel said.
"I was talking to Leshawna" Harold said.
Owen's grip slips and he flies towards the hole in the plane. He almost gets sucked out but gets stuck halfway through.
"That was close" DJ said. "I was sure I was about to die"
"Well now everything's all better" Lindsay said.
"Help! I'm still stuck!" Owen shouted.
"Oh, except for Otis" Lindsay said.
Meanwhile, Team Amazon is lounging in First Class.
"I happen to like winning and being in the First Class section which is why I'm an ideal leader" Courtney said.
"Your logic is so flawed" Heather said.
"We don't even need a leader" Gwen said. "Because we're winning"
"And if you want it to stay that way consider me as leader" Courtney said.
"You're not the only qualified person on the team, Courtney" Heather said. "There's my friend Sierra to consider"
Heather looks over and sees Sierra rummaging through Cody's backpack. She takes a shoe out of it and sniffs the shoe.
"Real qualified..." Gwen said sarcastically.
"I think a shoelace just went up her nose" Courtney said.
"This is your captain speaking!" Chris announced over the speakers. "It's time for everyone to meet me in the common area. And I mean everyone"
The camera cuts to later where everyone is in the main area of the plane.
"Welcome to today's challenge" Chris said.
"Is it a reward or elimination challenge?" Harold asked.
"I'll leave that a surprise that you have to figure out" Chris said.
"I like surprises, eh" Ezekiel said.
"I hope you all brought your giant radioactive monster repellent" Chris said. "Because we are about to land in... Japan!"
Chef breaks down the door. He is wearing an orange robe and carrying a sword between his teeth.
"Gosh you guys. That's obviously a Chinese outfit" Harold said.
"Thank you Harold" Chris said. "Now remember, anyone who doesn't sing-"
"Sorry I just thought you'd care more about getting it right" Harold interrupted.
"Anyone who doesn't sing is disqualified" Chris said.
"Your cultural insensitivity is just- Gosh!" Harold said.
"Chef, you know what to do" Chris said to Chef.
"You know it" Chef said.
He slices the door up with his sword and the breaks to pieces. All the contestants are sucked out the door.
"Not this again!" DJ exclaimed.
Chris and Chef grab on to the door.
"I meant land the plane" Chris said.
"Meh, too boring" Chef said.
The camera moves over to the contestants falling through the air.
"I'm too young and pretty to die!" Lindsay exclaimed. "Especially the latter!"
The song bell rings.
"Seriously? I mean, seriously?!" Noah said angrily. "You have terrible timing"
The camera cuts to Chris shouting at the contestants through a megaphone on the plane.
"Sing and I might think about saving you" Chris said.
The camera cuts back to the contestants falling. A upbeat sounding tune starts up.
"We're singing as we're falling" Courtney sang in an annoyed way.
"While some are cannonballing" Heather sang in the same annoyed way.
Izzy falls past them while curled up in a cannonball like form.
"Yeah!" Izzy exclaimed.
"Our lives begin to flash before our eyes" Alejandro sang.
"We might just go kablooie" Owen and Noah sang.
"Get smushed and become chewy" Tyler and Harold sang nervously as they clung on to each other.
"But there's tons of stuff we want to do before we die!" Everyone sang.
"Wait I'm confused" Ezekiel said. "Are we gonna list some stuff now or-"
"Billionairess!" Leshawna sang causing Ezekiel to be cut off.
"Billiards champion!" Cody sang.
"Make it home to see my mama" DJ sang nervously.
"Marry Cody!" Sierra sang dreamily.
She hugs Cody and he awkwardly struggles to break free.
"Catch a barrel!" Bridgette sang.
"Be an actress in a drama!" Lindsay sang.
"Corporate lawyer" Courtney sang in a serious tone.
"Prom destroyer!" Gwen sang.
"Be a ninja with throwing stars!" Harold sang.
"Lion tamer!" Alejandro sang.
"New food namer" Owen sang quickly.
"Repairman for the parallel bars" Tyler sang.
"Uh guys, this is nice but we're still falling, eh" Ezekiel pointed out.
"But first we must cease dropping" Noah sang. "Our goal here would be stopping"
"Before we smash into the ground from the sky!" Izzy sang.
"Right into little pieces..." DJ sang still sounding nervous.
"Heads merged with our feetses" Harold sang.
"That would really suck and here's why" Leshawna snag.
"We'd like to keep on living!" Bridgette sang.
The contestants form a circle to hopefully slow their fall.
"So Chris, we hope you're giving" Alejandro sang.
"Some wings!" Sierra said quickly.
"A jetpack!" Courtney said.
"What's going on?!" Ezekiel asked.
"A parachute" Heather said.
"A waterbed" Noah said.
"A trampoline" Tyler said.
"Some marshmallows!" Izzy said.
"Rocket boots!" Alejandro said.
"A flying squirrel" Lindsay said.
"Bubble bath..." Leshawna said nervously.
"Ooh! I changed mine to bubbles too" Lindsay said.
"Mama!" DJ shouted.
"Pizza! No, some chips and some dip will do!" Owen sang.
"Because there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah, we said it!" The contestants sang. "There's still so much to do, there's still so much to do, there's still so much to do before we die! Yeah!"
The music cuts out.
"That was fun" Tyler said.
"Yeah" Owen said.
"We're still falling" Noah said flatly.
The contestants keep falling until that land in a giant bowl of rice inside of a game show studio. Harold sticks his head out of the rice bowl first.
"Japan! Yes!" Harold cheered. "I know everything about this place"
Leshawna crawls out of the rice next.
"What you know just sent us free falling out of a plane!" Leshawna said angrily.
Ezekiel reaches out of the rice and grabs Harold's face. He pulls himself out of the rice.
"Hey, careful" Harold said.
"Oh, sorry, eh" Ezekiel said. "I almost choked on rice down there"
The camera cuts to later where the teams have climbed out of the rice bowl and Chris is explaining the challenge.
"Okay, your first challenge is inside a Japanese game show studio" Chris said. "Bow down before Super Mega Pinball Human Smash!"
The camera zooms out to reveal that they are standing in front of a giant pinball machine. Harold and Tyler get exited looks on their faces.
"I love Japanese game shows!" Tyler exclaimed.
He and Harold high five.
"My favourite is Human Shrimp My Car Go-Go" Harold said. "Where you have to throw a banana into a car window using a-"
"Giant shrimp fork!" Tyler finished. "It's so awesome!"
Chris hits a gong to get the contestants attention.
"I love this thing" Chris said. "Okay, I'm gonna need one volunteer from each team to climb into a giant hamster ball with their team colour on it. Then the team members not in the ball will bounce the volunteer around the board to score points by bouncing you off bumpers and posts. The most points wins and gets an advantage in the second challenge"
"That doesn't sound too hard" Courtney said.
"I forgot" Chris said. "I have special local surprise you have to share the ball with. But we'll get to that in a minute. The teams first have to decide who will be in the ball. Team Victory, you're up first"
"We choose DJ" Leshawna said.
"We do!" DJ exclaimed.
"Here's your pinball buddy" Chris said as he held up a panda.
"A panda!" DJ exclaimed. "No!"
"I know" Harold said. "Pandas are Chinese"
"It's not that. Remember when I crumpled that mummy puppy in Egypt?" DJ said.
The footage switches to DJ's version of events. Him, Harold, and Leshawna are in the room with the mummified dog and for some reason DJ is wearing Harold's tin foil hat.
"It's so cute" DJ said.
He pets the mummy dog and it explodes. Then the entire pyramid explodes.
The footage switches to the present.
"That never happened" Leshawna said. "The mummy dog didn't explode it just disintegrated. Remember?"
"And I remember when you knocked that poor little birdie out of the sky" Lindsay said.
"I think that dog thing might have cursed me" DJ said.
"DJ, curses aren't real" Bridgette said. "You just had some bad luck"
The panda jumps out of Chris' arms and pounces on DJ's face. Ezekiel quickly pulls it off DJ.
"I can take over for DJ if you want me to, eh" Ezekiel said.
"Thank you" DJ said.
"Fine" Leshawna said. "Just don't mess it up"
"Don't worry, eh" Ezekiel said. "I know what I'm doing"
"Glad you got that figured out" Chris said. "And what about Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really, hot?"
"I'm uh... Allergic to panda dander" Noah said. "I get hives"
"What he said" Tyler said.
"I'll do it" Alejandro said. "For my team"
"Cool" Chris said. "And catch"
He throws another panda at Alejandro. He catches it with no problem,
"Why hello handsome creature" Alejandro said to the panda. "May I scratch your ears or get you a tasty cookie?"
"Aw... That's so adorable" Izzy said.
"Alec Baldwin is great with animals" Lindsay said.
"That doesn't even sound close to Alejandro" Harold commented.
"And who does Team Amazon choose?" Chris asked.
"Gwen's face could use some panda remodelling" Heather said.
"We're on the same team" Gwen pointed out. "You some might want to flip the witch switch back to off"
"Would you girls like some leadership?" Courtney asked.
"Stop bickering! I'll do it" Cody said.
"You might wanna bring a toothbrush Cody" Chris said. "Because the beat you'll be sharing the ball with is Sierra"
"Wait, what?!" Cody exclaimed.
"We only had enough money in the budget for two pandas" Chris explained.
"Yes!" Sierra cheered.
She tackles Cody to the ground.
The camera cuts to later where the volunteers are inside their giant hamster balls with their pandas. Or in Cody's case Sierra.
"It's human pinball time!" Chris announced.
Chef launches the three balls into the giant pinball course. Inside Team Victory's ball Ezekiel is holding the panda above his head.
"Are you doing okay, eh?" Ezekiel asked the panda.
The panda growls at him.
"I'm taking this as a no" Ezekiel said.
Ezekiel's ball hits a bumper and scores his team a thousand points. Alejandro's hamster ball hits a bumper also scoring him a thousand points. He seems to be doing better with his panda.
"And how are you doing?" Alejandro asked the panda. "You look happy"
The panda nods.
Back with Ezekiel he trips over inside the ball and speeds out of control.
"My face, eh!" Ezekiel exclaimed.
Inside Team Amazon's ball they fall inside one area that launches them several feet into the air.
"Whoa" Cody said.
"This is so cool" Sierra said. "Hold me!"
"Uh, I'd rather not" Cody said.
Sierra wraps her arms around Cody.
Back over with Alejandro his panda now seems to be pointing in which direction to go.
"Thanks Ting-Ting" Alejandro said. "Great idea"
Alejandro passes by three bumpers and hits them all.
Meanwhile, the rest of Team Amazon is adjusting the paddle as to be able to deflect Ezekiel. Except for Harold who is explaining what to do.
"The paddle must connect with the ball at a perfect thirty three point seven degree angle to maximize the impact." Harold explained.
"Either help or get out of the way" Leshawna said.
Ezekiel's ball hits the paddle and knocks over to the rest of his team.
"We're okay..." DJ said weakly.
Meanwhile, Alejandro's ball hits several more bumpers causing his score to increase.
Confessional
"I must admit" Alejandro began. "Out of all the things I thought I would be doing on this show this was not one of them"
End Confessional
Ezekiel's ball keeps getting bounced between two bumpers. He still hasn't managed to get back on his feet.
"I think I broke something important, eh!" Ezekiel yelled.
Team Victory's ball reaches the exit. Once it stops and the door opens Ezekiel craws out looking very beat up with the panda clinging to his head.
"That could've gone better..." Ezekiel said.
The camera moves to Team Amazon's ball. The ball reaches the exit of the pinball course and comes to a stop. The ball opens up and Cody falls out. His face is covered in lipstick marks.
"Ugh..." Cody mumbled. "If we got a point for every time she kissed me in there-"
"We'd be millionaires!" Sierra finished.
Confessional
Cody has one finger in his ear like he's trying to get something out. He pulls out a piece of chewed up gum.
"Is this her gum..." Cody said in a disturbed way. "Ew! How'd it even get in there!"
End Confessional
Team Chris' ball makes it to the exit last. Alejandro steps out of the ball holding the panda above his head. His team cheers.
"With a score of a four hundred and sixty two thousand Team I Am Really, Really, Really, Really, Hot takes the Super Human Mega Pinball Smashed" Chris explained. "And they win a leg up in the next Japanese challenge. Team Victory will also get a smaller leg up for coming in second place"
"Medic..." Ezekiel said weakly.
"How did they do that?" Gwen asked. "Team Victory was the first one out of the course"
"Maybe if Sierra wasn't so busy with Cody we'd have won" Courtney said.
"Don't try to pin this on me" Cody said.
"Or me" Sierra said.
"You all have a ten minute break to rest up before the next challenge" Chris said.
The camera cuts to later where Ezekiel is nervously pacing around the cargo hold nervously.
"Okay, I can do this, eh" Ezekiel said to himself.
Alejandro walks over to him.
"What's the matter Ezekiel?" Alejandro asked. "You look very nervous"
"I really messed up in that last challenge" Ezekiel said. "And I don't wanna be the first to go home again, eh"
"Zeke, what you need to do is prove yourself to them" Alejandro said.
"Yeah! Wait, how do I do that?" Ezekiel asked.
"Take charge in the next challenge" Alejandro said. "You are capable of so much. All you need to do is show your team"
"Okay" Ezekiel said. "Thanks, eh. I'm not just the weird homeschooled guy who goes home first"
"It is no problem at all" Alejandro said. "And I wish you the best of luck"
The camera switches to footage of a commercial for Total Drama Action. Chris is standing between the two trailers at the abandoned film lot.
"Welcome to Total. Drama. Action!" Chris announced.
Japanese text appears at the top of the screen.
The footage changes to Gwen, Trent, and Duncan being chased by a bear through one of the movie sets.
"Where there will be crazy action" Chris narrated.
Trent bringing a stage light over to Chef is shown next.
"And kooky filming" Chris continued.
Owen eating an entire chicken is shown after that.
"And sombre eating" Chris said.
The footage switches to Owen in the confessional.
"Very nice food" Owen said in a voice that was not his own. "I like it"
After that the footage switches to Izzy being put down by the giant monster.
"Hey there oh so cute monster" Izzy said.
Like Owen she sounded like she was being dubbed.
Various clips of the contestants competing are show next.
"Total Drama Action: Coming soon" Chris said. "Pears and apples of fun"
The camera zooms out to reveal that the contestants were watching it.
"Um... What?" Noah said flatly.
"That piece of cinematic gold is the Japanese promo for Total Drama Action. Total Drama is huge here in Japan" Chris explained.
"Wait, why were we dubbed if it's in English?" Courtney asked.
"Turns out the locals just don't like the sounds of y'all" Chris explained. "Sorry"
"No you're not" Courtney said.
"True" Chris said. "Ready for the next challenge? I hope you payed attention because you'll be writing directing and producing a commercial"
"For what?" Tyler asked.
"I'm glad you asked" Chris said. "There's a brand new candy hitting the Japanese market"
Chris holds up a pink bag with a picture of a a fish tail on it.
"Chef's Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails!" Chris announced. "I call this challenge: The Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails Challenge... Of Celebration Fun"
He winks at the camera.
"You said we were gonna get a real Tokyo ad firm to do this" Chef said.
"Oops, I did. Didn't I?" Chris said. "Anyway, since Team Me won the first challenge they get to choose their props first"
Noah, Owen, Izzy, and Alejandro high five. Tyler tries to join in on the high five but falls flat on his face.
"Team Victory gets to choose second" Chris said. "And Team Amazon gets stuck with whatever's left"
"Seriously?" Courtney said. "This'd never happen if I was the leader"
"Do us all a favour and shut up" Heather said.
The camera cuts to later where Team Chris is is in the cargo hold looking at props. Alejandro pulls a spider costume and a miniature house out of a box.
"Hmm... I'm seeing a tiny town and a giant monster" Alejandro said.
"I'm liking this already" Izzy said. "Big O can be the monster"
"Al, you're a genius" Owen said.
"Super Japanese idea Al" Tyler said.
"Noah, what say you?" Alejandro asked.
"Meh" Noah said. "I guess"
Tyler takes an army hat and puts it on Noah's head.
"Okay that was unnecessary" Noah commented.
Team Chris walks away and Team Victory enters the cargo hold.
"Good luck" Alejandro said.
"Aw, thanks" Lindsay said.
"I don't need your luck" Harold said.
"Of course you don't" Alejandro said. "You have superior leadership skills and a vision. Your team is lucky to have you"
"I know right" Harold.
"Enough goofing around, eh! Let's do this thing" Ezekiel said in a serious tone.
The rest of his team gives him a weird look.
"Where did that come from" Bridgette asked.
"Sorry" Ezekiel said. "I just want to win"
Alejandro leaves Team Victory by themselves.
"I have an idea" Lindsay said. "Last time I went out for Japanese I had this huge bowl of Pad Thai and it was-"
"Pad Thai is Thai!" Leshawna exclaimed.
"Are you sure?" Lindsay asked. "That doesn't sound right"
"Hey guys" Ezekiel said quietly. "I have-"
"Fear not everyone" Harold said. "I have a dramatic vision. It combines Kurosawa's pathos with Miyazaki's sense of wonder"
"I think I ordered that at the Japanese place too" Lindsay said.
The camera cuts to later where Team Amazon has finally gotten excess to the cargo hold. Not much is left.
"Great, all we've got is a pathetic pile of stuff nobody wants" Courtney said. "Goodbye first class"
"Don't worry" Cody said. "There's still hope"
"No, no there isn't" Heather said.
"There has to be hope" Sierra said. "We've got Cody on our team"
"Yep, all is lost" Courtney said.
Meanwhile, Team Chris is filming their commercial. Tyler and Noah are setting up prop tiny houses and Owen is already dressed as a monster and is practising.
"Owen stomp! Owen stomp good!" Owen exclaimed.
Noah gets up and goes over to him.
"Hold up there chubby buddy, let's finish the tiny city first" Noah said.
The camera moves over to Alejandro in the directors chair eating a bag of candy fish tails. He puts one in his mouth and starts to chew it before promptly spitting it out.
Confessional
"It tasted like rotted fish intestine with a side order of fermented squid and dirty hockey equipment" Alejandro said. "Excuse me for one moment"
Alejandro takes a piece of toilet paper and places it over the camera. The sound of Alejandro vomiting can be heard.
End Confessional
Team Amazon is still trying to figure out what to do with their props.
"Okay, we have the candy fish swimming in the fish tank and then it breaks out and plays basketball" Heather suggested. "Obviously that's what's supposed to happen"
"Too Dr. Seuss" Gwen said.
Gwen picks up a hockey mask.
"What we need is spinning masks" Gwen said. "We toss candy into their mouths and-"
"What about flashing lights and fireworks" Courtney suggested as she held up the two objects she just mentioned. "Chef wants to be dazzled"
"Guys they're all good ideas" Cody said.
"Overruled! We're doing my fish tank idea" Heather said.
"Hello? The only way we're winning is with the spinning heads" Gwen said. "And lots of them"
"You people are impossible to work with!" Courtney exclaimed. "I'd rather be on Team Victory! And I hate most of them too! I'm out of here!"
Courtney angrily storms off.
"So am I!" Heather said as she followed Courtney.
"Me too!" Gwen exclaimed as she followed suit.
"Uh, we can't storm off together" Courtney said from off camera. "It kinda defeats the purpose"
"You go back that way" Heather said.
"I was here first" Courtney said. "You go!"
Cody and Sierra look away from the others and at each other.
"We're in trouble" Cody said.
"OMG IKR" Sierra said.
"What?" Cody said.
"Want me to get them?" Sierra asked.
"Uh... Not so much" Cody said.
Meanwhile, Team Victory is filming their commercial. Harold is dressed like a samurai and riding a horse and Bridgette is standing next to him holding a bucket.
"We need more rain" Harold said. "Much more. This whole thing needs to be sombrererer"
"Yes Harold" Bridgette said in an annoyed sounding way.
Ezekiel walks over to them.
"Hey, I just realized I don't have any lines in this thing, eh" Ezekiel said. "If it's because I messed up in the last challenge I promise to do better"
"We don't have time to rewrite the script" Harold said.
"Come on" Ezekiel said. "Can't we-"
"You all have five minutes left to film!" Chris shouted from off screen. "Then it's Happy Fish... Uh, yum-go... Whatever. We'll be watching the commercials in five minutes"
Meanwhile, Cody is filming Sierra who is holding a large armful of props including a doughnut, a firework, a bunch of Christmas lights, and a dead seagull.
"Do you know what you're doing?" Cody asked.
"I have no idea! And it's thrilling!" Sierra exclaimed.
"It's just you and me huh?" Cody asked.
"It's just you and me..." Sierra repeated.
She sighs happily.
"Uh, okay" Cody said nervously. "Stand by and we're rolling"
The camera cuts to later where all the contestants are in the same place where they watched the commercial from before. Owen is still dressed like the monster from his commercial.
"You know you don't have to wear that any more" Tyler said to Owen. "We finished filming"
"Uh... The zipper broke off and now it won't come off" Owen said.
Chris enters the room.
"All right, now that you're done shooting we get to see if your hard work payed off" Chris said. "Chef, start the commercials"
"No budget no ad agency rip off cheapskate" Chef mumbled as he took out the remote for the screen.
"First up is Team Chris is Really, Really, Really, Really, Hot" Chris said.
"Are you absolutely sure we can't negotiate a name change?" Alejandro asked. "Sierra's the one who suggested it and she isn't even on the team anymore"
"Just shut up and let us watch the commercial" Chris said. "Which I'm told is titled: "Monster Rampage". Sound exciting"
Team Chris' commercial start up on the screen with a close up of the miniature houses. The camera zooms out to reveal Owen dressed as a monster standing in front of a sky background. He smashes several houses with his feet.
"Roar! Monster noises!" Owens shouted.
He destroys several more cardboard buildings and picks up a toy truck.
The camera cuts to Tyler, Noah, Izzy, and Alejandro who are dressed as soldier watching Owen.
"Oh no, it's the giant out of shape monster" Alejandro said.
"We must run!" Tyler said way too loudly.
"Think of the children" Noah said in complete deadpan.
"He's so hot!" Izzy exclaimed.
Alejandro pulls out a bag of fish tails.
"Wait! We will stop him with this" Alejandro said.
He takes a candy fish tail out of the bag and tosses it into Owen's mouth.
"Oh, delicious" Owen said.
The camera changes to an obvious green screen background of a yellow spiral with Owen standing in the middle and the heads of his teammates surrounding him.
"Total Drama Yum-Yum- Happy Go Time! Candy Fish Tails!" Tyler, Izzy, Noah, and Alejandro sang. "Tastes so good! Wash your face!"
The footage cuts out.
"Wait, what was that last part?" Lindsay asked.
"I really wish I knew" Noah said.
"Didn't you make it?" Leshawna asked.
"That's what makes it even more frustrating" Noah said.
"Next up is Team Victory with: "A Samurai's Lament". It sure sounds... Interesting" Chris said.
The footage on the screen they're watching changes to to Harold in his samurai costume riding a horse through a hills set. It's raining and all the film is in black and white. Harold stops when he comes across DJ, Bridgette, Leshawna, Ezekiel, and Lindsay dressed as villagers.
"Great samurai!" Lindsay said.
"Please do you have any food" Leshawna said as she tried and failed to sound dramatic.
DJ is nervously looking around trying to remember his line. Bridgette nudges him with her elbow.
"Psst! It's your line" Bridgette whispered.
"I can't remember it" DJ whispered back.
"Ugh, I'll take it from here" Bridgette said.
Bridgette walks toward Harold
"The hunger! The hunger! The hunger!" Bridgette cried melodramatically as she fell to her knees.
A beach ball bounces on to the set.
"Is that supposed to happen?" Ezekiel asked.
"Stick to the script" Leshawna whispered.
"I don't have any lines, eh" Ezekiel said.
"Guys, be quiet" DJ said.
The camera moves over to Harold who is now lying on the ground and holding a fake sword in the air. The beach ball bounces over to the sword and pops.
"Honour..." Harold said dramatically.
He holds up one of the candy fish tails.
"Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tails... Eat them fast" Harold said as the camera zoomed in on him. "Time is fleeting... Gosh"
He eats the fish tail before the footage cuts to static.
"Yeah, that was interesting" Chris said.
"Maybe your Pad Thai idea wasn't so bad" Leshawna said to Lindsay.
"I thought I did pretty good in it" Ezekiel said.
"Your only line wasn't even in the script" Leshawna pointed out.
"It was art, a metaphor" Harold said. "A commentary on the earth's sorrow and it's crying out for more-"
Harold is cut off when Chris puts his hand over his mouth.
"Next up we got Team Amazon" Chris said.
A look of shock comes over Gwen, Heather, and Courtney.
"This is humiliating..." Gwen muttered.
"What do we tell him?" Heather whispered to Gwen.
Gwen looks at Courtney.
"Uh, Chris as the leader of this team..." Courtney began. "I... Uh, I regret to inform you that we didn't-"
"Come up with a title for our awesome commercial!" Cody interrupted.
"Wait, when did this happen?" Gwen asked.
"Just play along" Heather whispered to Gwen. "What's the worst that could happen?"
"Let's just call this commercial... "Huh?". Yeah, that works" Cody said.
The footage on the screen changes to an orange background with a candy fish tail going towards the camera with some happy sounding music playing. The camera cuts to some spinning masks in front of a multicoloured background the masks turn into doughnuts. The doughnuts turn into one big doughnut and it explodes.
"Total Drama Yum-Yum Happy Go Time Candy Fish Tail!" Cody and Sierra sang via voice over.
The camera cuts to Sierra shouting into a megaphone in front of a yellow background.
"Eat them now!" Sierra shouted.
The camera cuts to he facing in the opposite directions.
"Eat them now!" Sierra shouted.
The footage them switches to a candy fish tail floating in a fish tank.
"Eat them any time!" Sierra shouted via voice over. "Just eat them!"
The camera cuts to a dead seagull in front of a purple background eating a candy fish tail.
"You eat it!" The seagull said in Cody's voice.
The commercial then cuts to static.
All the contestants other than those involved in making it are just blankly staring at the screen. Chris' entire body does a quick twitch.
"Uh... Okay then" Chris said. "So Chef, which one is our winner?"
"Chris, I think I gotta go with Team Amazon" Chef said.
Team Amazon cheers.
"I don't know why. I guess there's something about exploding doughnuts that I like" Chef said.
"Cody, that was amazing" Gwen said.
"Totally amazing" Courtney said.
"Oh isn't he..." Sierra said dreamily. "Group hug!"
Sierra hugs Cody tightly. Gwen, Courtney, and Heather approach Sierra and Cody only to have Sierra hold her hand out.
"Back off" Sierra said.
"Congratulations to our winners" Chris said.
Chris turns to Chef.
"But Chef, I also have to ask" Chris said. "In your opinion which was the absolute worst"
"Uh, those guys with the sad donkey thing" Chef said as he pointed at Team Victory."It looks like they did it in one take. You lose!"
"It was in one take" Bridgette said.
"Well it looks like someone on Team Victory will be going home tonight" Chris said.
The camera cuts to later where Ezekiel is sitting in Economy Class by himself. Alejandro walks over to him and sits down with him.
"Hey Al" Ezekiel said. "I followed your advice and I still blew it, eh. Nobody on my team likes me"
"I am very sorry" Alejandro said. "But there's still hope that you won't get eliminated. Or at the very least someone will like you"
"Thanks, eh" Ezekiel said. "I guess that helps me a little"
The camera cuts to later where Team Victory is in the elimination room.
"Here's how it works" Chris began. "You'll find six passports up in the loser class bathroom. Each passport represents a member of your team. Stamp the passport of the person you want to send home to vote. Got it?"
"Crystal clear" Lindsay said.
Confessional
Lindsay is holding up her own passport and looking at it.
"This is a really good picture of me" Lindsay said.
She hugs the passport and exits the confessional.
Second Confessional
"Sorry Zeke, you just really creep me out" Bridgette said as she stamped Ezekiel's passport.
Third Confessional
Leshawna is seen looking at both Ezekiel and Harold's passports and trying to decide who to vote for.
Fourth Confessional
DJ is looking at two passports with the picture obscured to the camera. He closes his eyes and randomly stamps one of them.
Fifth Confessional
"You know Harold's the main reason we didn't win, eh" Ezekiel said. "There's a chance he can go home in stead of me"
Ezekiel stamps Harold's passport.
Sixth Confessional
Harold stamps Ezekiel's passport.
End Confessional
All the teams are back in the elimination room.
"Those staying in the game will get in flight snacks" Chris said. "And if you don't you'll be taking the Drop of Shame"
"This has to be against the law somewhere" Bridgette said.
"It is" Chris said. "But we aren't travelling to those places"
"Oh, that's good to know" Lindsay said. "I don't want to break the law"
"The following players are safe" Chris said. "Lindsay, Bridgette, Leshawna, and DJ"
Chef throws them all bags of peanuts. Ezekiel and Harold exchange nervous looks.
"And now we only have one bag of peanuts left" Chris said. "It was a close-ish call but the final bag goes to..."
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Chef throws the last peanut bag to Harold
"Yes!" Harold cheered.
"Come on guys" Ezekiel said. "I can do better if you just let me stay"
"It's not just that" Bridgette said. "It's just that as a person we don't like you"
"If it's 'cause of that sexist stuff I said I've gotten over it" Ezekiel said.
"Zeke your time on the show is up" Chris said.
"Bye Elijah" Lindsay said.
Ezekiel walks over to the Drop of Shame and looks down.
"Come on I can't be the first voted off my team again" Ezekiel said. "That's just not-"
Chris throws Ezekiel a parachute and pushes him out of the plane.
"Fair!" He finished as he fell.
Chef closes the plane door and Chris looks at the camera.
"Sayonara from Japan" Chris said. "Where will our travels take us next? Will Team Amazon be able to maintain their fragile peace"
The camera cuts to Gwen, Courtney, and Heather glaring at each other with Sierra hugging Cody in the background.
"What kind of weird food will Chef cook up next?" Chris asked with a voice over.
The camera switches to Chef holding a doughnut with a stick of dynamite in the hole. The doughnut explodes and gets all over Chef.
The footage switches to Chris lounging in the cockpit with Chef driving.
"All these questions and more probably won't be answered" Chris said. "But they might. So you should stick around and find out in the next episode of, Total. Drama. World Tour!"
The camera cuts to the wing of the plane where Ezekiel is clinging to the plane.
"I'm not going down this easy, eh!" Ezekiel shouted. "This ain't gonna be the least you hear of Zeke! This game is mine!
Ezekiel loses his grip and falls off the wing of the plane.
"Never mind!" Ezekiel screamed. "I should've thought this through a bit better!"
So far I've had the most fun writing this series. Hopefully Ezekiel's involvement in this chapter made it different from canon. Speaking of Ezekiel I know it seems kind of pointless to spare him only to eliminate him. But I wanted to give him just a bit more screen time than in canon. But I really didn't know what else to do with him and also I want to write Harold some more. Anyway, let me know what you think.