"Last time, on Total Drama World Tour. Steeped in tradition, Japan's modern allure is as fascinating at its rich history. Here, our competitors experienced Japan's innovative entertainment. Harold took charge of his team and made the worst commercial I've ever seen. But luckily for him Zeke's inability to stand up straight in a ball and want for more screen time that kept Harold around but got Ezekiel eliminated. So long weirdo. We're two warriors down and we've still got fifteen to go. Which will it be? Find out on, Total. Drama. World Tour!"
In First Class Team Amazon is asleep. With the exception of Sierra who is wide awake and is giving Cody a foot massage. This startles Cody and wakes him.
"S-Sierra! What are you doing?" Cody asked.
"Everyone loves a foot message" Sierra said.
"Yeah, normally" Cody said. "I just prefer to be awake for it"
"Did you know there's a pressure point between the tarsal bones that can paralyze temporarily you?" Sierra asked.
"Uh, no" Cody said. "Why do you bring it-"
Sierra presses said pressure point and paralyzes Cody.
Confessional
"I feel like Chris specifically let her on the show to torture me" Cody said.
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Team Chris and Team Victory are in Economy Class.
"Okay, this time we're winning" Leshawna said. "Are y'all with me"
"Oh course we are" DJ said.
"Yeah!" Lindsay cheered. "Wait, what am I happy about?"
"By the way" Harold said. "Sorry about letting Alejandro's praise go to my head last challenge"
"There's something up about that guy" Bridgette said. "How is he so perfect"
"I think that was just a coincidence" DJ said. "He's such a nice guy"
"He's too nice" Bridgette said.
"I don't think that's a thing" Lindsay said.
Chris walks into the Economy Class area.
"And how is everyone back here... Is what I'd say if I cared" Chris said.
He starts to walk past the teams.
"Where are you takin' us next?" Leshawna asked. "Can it please be a place where there's no pinball of any kind?"
"Or pandas" DJ added.
"Or candied fish tails" Noah said.
"Fish tails! Where can I get them!" Owen exclaimed.
"Our destination is everything you just asked for" Chris said.
Sierra who was standing in the doorway overhears this and winces.
Confessional
"Thanks to my extensive viewings, and re-viewings, and re-re-viewings of seasons one and two I can safely say that if Chris says one thing he means another" Sierra said. "Ah, classic Chris"
End Confessional
Cody walks out of the First Class area of the plane and over to where Team Victory is sitting.
"Hey, can I sit down here?" Cody asked.
"Sure" Harold said.
"Thanks a lot" Cody said. "I do not want to spend much more time around Sierra"
He sat down on the bench with Team Victory.
"Do you think it's possible for me to switch over to you guys?" Cody asked. "As much as I like being on the same team as Gwen I'm afraid that Sierra's going to start doing things to me in my sleep"
"Maybe you can join us" Lindsay said. "Aw, but then one of us would have to leave"
"Cody, if you want my advice you should try talking it out with Sierra" Harold said.
"Uh, I think I've made it pretty clear I'm not interested in her" Cody said. "It's like talking to a brick wall"
The plane starts to go through some turbulence an d the competitors in Economy Class start to buckle themselves in. Leshawna, flies into the air and hits her head on the ceiling.
"Ow!" She exclaimed.
The camera cuts to Chris and Chef in the cockpit
"We got some nasty air bumps" Chef said into the speakers. "Lock your butts to a seat and try not to die. Over!"
"You don't need to say over" Chris said.
"I like saying it" Chef said. "Over!"
The camera cuts back to Economy Class.
"Coming back here was a mistake..." Cody said nervously.
"We're all gonna die!" Owen shouted.
Alejandro squeezes a pressure point on Owen's shoulder which makes him fall asleep.
"That takes care of things" Alejandro said.
Noah tires to buckle his seat belt but the strap breaks.
"Perfect..." Noah said sarcastically.
Back in the cockpit Chris and Chef are talking.
"Should we stop messin' with them and level out?" Chef asked.
"Um... Nah" Chris said.
The plane lands on a very icy runway and slides for a couple feet before coming to a stop when it crashes into some ice. DJ makes it to the door only to realize how far down it is to the ground.
"Ah!" He exclaimed.
Leshawna walks towards the door and accidentally bumps DJ off the plane. Lindsay doesn't stop walking either and causes Leshawna to fall off the plane. Eventually after a chain reaction of people walking into each other everyone but Owen has fallen out of the plane. He jumps out of the plane.
"I'm alive!" Owen exclaimed.
Chris walks over to the door.
"Enjoying the Yukon?" Chris asked.
"No..." Gwen said weakly.
"Great" Chris said. "That's what I hoped for"
The camera cuts to later where Chris is wearing his winter coat and talking to the contestants who aren't wearing winter clothes. They're all standing next to a partially frozen lake.
"Um, hello? Where are our jackets?" Heather asked.
"Relax, I ordered coats for everyone" Chris said. "They won't be ready for weeks but they're on the way"
"Maybe we should huddle for warmth" Courtney suggested.
Cody winks at Gwen before Sierra grabs him in a bear hug from behind. Noah grabs on to Bridgette.
"What are you doing?" Bridgette asked.
"It's either you or Owen" Noah said. "And he's really sweaty"
Bridgette pushes him off.
"You can cuddle with me buddy" Owen said as he walked over to Noah.
Owen pulls Noah into a tight hug.
"It sure is chilly" Chris said.
Chef walks over to Chris and hands him a cup of hot chocolate.
"Coco?" Chef asked.
"Don't mind if I do" Chris said.
He drinks half of the hot chocolate.
"Ah, much better" Chris said.
"You gonna finish that?" Owen asked.
"Of course he is" Sierra said. "Hot chocolate is his favourite drink"
"Wrong" Chris said. "It's actually-"
"Second only to tomato juice" Sierra said.
"How do you know that?" Chris asked. "That's not on any of the fan sites?"
"I went to your high school and interviewed the teachers" Sierra said. "It's for the unauthorized biography I'm writing"
Chris gasps.
"They said-" Sierra began before Chris put his hand over her mouth.
"Okay, okay, that's enough" Chris said.
Sierra walks back over to her team.
"Now, let's get into today's challenge" Chris said. "Crossing the icy river and Canada's frozen tundra used to be easy. But thanks to global warming earth is finally becoming a lot more interesting"
"By interesting do you mean deadly?" Bridgette asked.
"Bingo" Chris said.
"Aha! Yay!" Izzy cheered.
"Today's Challenge is called Total Drama... The Icicle" Chris said.
"I don't get it" Owen said.
"Yeah, I think you need to understand how puns work before you try and make them" Noah said.
"Just roll with it" Chris said. "Teams must make their way across this watery chasm by jumping from ice float to ice float. First team across gets to choose which dog sled on the far side to use in the next part of the challenge. They also have to decide who gets to be the dog. Then you must bring the sled to the finish line as you grab the rest of your team along the way at the check points"
"What if we fall into the water?" Tyler asked. "I don't wanna freeze to death"
"Don't worry, we're legally required to save you" Chris said. "See, we've got some divers down stream"
Chris gestures to two interns in scuba gear who are frozen in an ice block.
"That's reassuring" Noah said sarcastically.
"You guys ready for some mad ice float jumping?" Tyler asked his team. "Because I'm kickin' it into high gear! Woo!"
The camera moves over to Leshawna talking to her team.
"Whoever doesn't land near the sled head straight for the finish line" Leshawna said. "That way we won't lose time stopping at each meeting point"
"Yeah, that works out" Bridgette said said.
"Okay" DJ said.
Harold nods
"Excuse me" Heather asked Chris. "What's the reward in this challenge?"
"Did I say this was a reward?" Chris asked.
"We've already lost two players. There has to be a reward" Cody said.
"There aren't enough of us for Chris to cut each episode" Noah said.
"Yeah, but we find teams try harder during elimination challenges" Chris said. "So we won't tell you until the challenge is over. Anywho, the challenge starts in three, two, one... Now!"
Chef blows a horn signalling the start of the race. The Teams start running towards the ice floats. Tyler is the first to jump on to an ice float but but he slips on the ice and falls into the water.
"Hi Tyler!" Lindsay said as she jumped by.
"L-Lindsay! C-can I get some h-h-help!" Tyler said through chattering teeth.
"Sorry, we're on different teams" Lindsay said. "Love you"
Lindsay blows him a kiss and continues.
Confessional
"Why do I have such lousy luck?" Tyler asked. "For example, on the fan blogs I'm talked about the least. Even Zeke is mentioned more... And he's Zeke!"
Second Confessional
"Wait, I could switch over to Tyler's team. Yeah that could work" Lindsay said. "No, wait, Colby isn't on that team"
End Confessional
Izzy does several flips across the ice floats while Owen and Noah watch.
"If Nutsy can do it, so can we" Noah said to Owen. "Come one"
Noah jumps on to the first ice float and fell on his face.
"Noah!" Owen exclaimed.
Owen jumped on to the ice and accidentally flung Noah backwards into the air.
"Uh... I'll just go ahead without you okay?" Owen asked.
Noah muttered something inaudible.
"Okay, cool" Owen said.
Gwen jumps on to an ice block and lands on her knees and hands.
"Hey, this is easy" Gwen said.
The ice below her begins to crack.
"Uh oh, this isn't good" Gwen said.
Due to her hands and feet being on different parts of the ice she starts to struggle balancing. Cody notices this.
"Hang on Gwen!" Cody exclaimed.
Cody starts running towards her but accidentally crashes into Owen.
"Sorry about that" Owen said.
A polar bear sticks its head out of the water and tips the piece of ice they're standing on. Owen and Cody slide towards the polar bear.
"I don't want to die in the Yukon!" Cody shouted. "Why can't it be somewhere warm like Hawaii!?"
A chunk of ice is dropped on to the polar bears head by Sierra.
"Bad bear!" Sierra shouted. "I may have a pre-written obituary for Cody but that doesn't mean I want to post it!"
The polar bear lets go of the ice float causing Owen and Cody to fall into the water.
"I'm coming Cody!" Sierra exclaimed.
She took a fish out of the water and starts using it as a paddle.
Meanwhile, Bridgette is making her way across the ice. She runs past Alejandro but slipped before she could jump. Alejandro grabs her arm and stops her before she fell into the water.
"Oh... Thank you" Bridgette said. "You know we're on different teams... Right?"
"My mother raised a gentleman" Alejandro said. "Teams are irrelevant"
"Uh huh... Right" Bridgette said.
Confessional
"What is going on with him?" Bridgette asked. "He's so nice. That's not a bad thing... But still, how is he still perfect?"
End Confessional
Alejandro had jumped over to the next ice float and Bridgette is preparing to jump.
"Amigo, I'll catch you if you fall" Alejandro said.
"I'm not going to fall" Bridgette said.
Bridgette jumps to the other side and ends up accidentally landing on Alejandro.
"Sorry" Bridgette said.
"Oh, it is no problem at all" Alejandro said.
"Yeah, that was a bit creepy" Bridgette muttered under her breath.
Both of them get up off the ground.
Confessional
"I am not falling for him" Bridgette said. "He may have incredible looks but there has to be something behind it"
End Confessional
Cody and Owen are still in the water.
"I think I'm about to die..." Cody said. "Why does it have to be so slow"
"I know" Owen said. "I can't feel anything below my waist"
Sierra paddles over to them on her ice float and pulls Cody out of the water.
"Oh my dear Cody, if one of us drowns I want it to be me" Sierra said.
"Me too..." Cody said.
"Hey! Don't forget about me!" Owen shouted.
Owen grabs on to the back of the ice float Sierra is on and pulled himself on to it.
"Hi guys" He said.
"Hey is the room spinning for anyone else?" Cody asked.
"Oh! You need to get to shore fast!" Sierra exclaimed.
Sierra picks up Cody and raises him above her head.
"Uh what's going on?" Cody asked.
Sierra throws Cody and he crashes into a rock on the other side of the water.
"I'm okay..." He said weakly.
A pile of snow falls on top of him.
"Less okay now..."
Meanwhile, Leshawna reaches the shore where Chris is to welcome her.
"Nice work" Chris said. "And lucky for you Harold and DJ already made it over here"
Leshawna looks over and sees DJ and Harold on a sled. DJ is on the front of the sled pulling it.
"Cool" Leshawna said.
Leshawna goes over to the sled.
"Y'all ready?" Leshawna asked.
"Yeah!" Harold cheered.
"Uh... Can someone else pull the sled?" DJ asked. "My legs are feeling a bit numb"
"You're the strongest one here" Leshawna said. "It just makes more sense"
"Okay..." DJ said.
The camera moves over to Courtney and Heather getting off the ice and running over to a sled where Chris is.
"Courtney, you're the first one to arrive which means you've got to pull the sled" Chris said.
"What?! But Heather got here at the exact same time as me" Courtney said.
"In the event of a tie we go alphabetically" Chris said.
Courtney looks over and sees that Heather is already lounging in the sled.
"Heather, help me out here" Courtney said.
"Why?" Heather asked.
"Well because- Uh... Well played" Courtney said.
"I do my best" Heather said.
Tyler runs over to the last sled which has a crate with some radioactive symbols in it.
"Oh no!" Tyler exclaimed.
"Afraid so" Chris said.
Izzy runs up to the sled and jumps on to one of the crates and balances on her hand.
"Ooh! Look, a speaker" Izzy said as she pointed to the radioactive symbol. "It must play music"
"Is that box radioactive?" Tyler asked.
"Meh, what isn't radioactive these days?" Chris said.
Izzy crawls into the crate.
"Uh, you might not want to do that" Tyler said.
She sticks her head out of the box to reveal that she is now glowing green.
"Weird, I can't find the radio anywhere" Izzy said. "I think someone stole it"
The camera moves over to DJ strapping into the harness that pulls the sled.
"Finally" DJ said.
"Now let's get moving" Leshawna said.
"Do you think we should wait for the rest of our team?" Harold asked.
"Lindsay and Bridgette know what to do" Leshawna said. "Now come on. Let's get moving"
DJ starts running and pulling the sled behind him.
The camera moves over to Courtney struggling to put her harness on.
"Come on! Why is this so difficult!" Courtney exclaimed.
She sees Team Victory's sled go by her.
"Hey! DJ! How do I put this on?!" She asked.
DJ opens his mouth to say something but is cut off by Leshawna.
"Not a word DJ" Leshawna said.
"Try not to maim any animals out there!" Heather shouted at DJ.
This causes DJ to tear up a bit.
"Gosh! There is not an animal curse!" Harold said. "Focus"
Courtney continues to try and strap into her harness. Tyler passes her while pulling Izzy in the sled.
"Hey! Can you help me!?" Courtney shouted.
"Uh, I don't really like or trust you" Tyler said. "You threatened to drop me off a hot air balloon. Remember?"
Heather took a whip from out of the sled and used it on Courtney.
"Ow! Okay, that was unnecessary" Courtney said.
"It's kinda fun" Heather said.
"I refuse to move until you put that whip away" Courtney said.
She flicked the whip at Courtney again.
"Now move it!" She demanded.
"Ugh... Fine" Courtney said.
Courtney finally straps into the harness and starts running.
Meanwhile, Cody is walking through the snow by himself. He looks cold and has a few icicles hanging off of his face.
"S-so cold..." Cody said.
Sierra ran over to him.
"Hey Cody!" Sierra exclaimed.
"Gah!" He yelled. "How did you find me?!"
"Followed your footprints" Sierra said. "It's pretty easy since I know your shoe size"
"You know wh-what! I am g-going out on my own" Cody said as he looked Sierra in the eyes. "I am b-being assertive and making eye contact. And I am terrified"
"Oh, that's okay. I'll go with you" Sierra said.
"I don't think you understand what "On my own" means" Cody said.
Meanwhile, Courtney is still pulling Heather on her sled. Heather spots Gwen up ahead.
"Courtney! Stop here!" Heather exclaimed.
She stops running when she reaches the checkpoint Gwen is at.
"Thanks" Gwen said.
Gwen hopped on to the sled.
"Now move it!" Heather demanded Courtney as she cracked the whip.
"Okay! This is just getting weird" Courtney said. "Stop it!"
"I'd love it. But it makes you go faster" Heather said.
Confessional
"Whipping?! With a whip? When the time comes she is going to get it" Courtney said. "This has got to be illegal"
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Tyler is pulling Izzy on his teams sled.
"If you see anybody call out" Tyler said.
"Ooh! Ooh! I see Tyler!" Izzy exclaimed.
"I mean not me" Tyler said.
Noah runs up behind the sled and hops on to it next to Izzy.
"There's Noah!" Izzy cheered. "Hey Noah! Someone stole our radio"
"Wh-what?" Noah asked.
"Don't touch her" Tyler said. "You might become some sort of freaky mutant"
"Ooh! You should definitely touch me" Izzy said.
"Um... No thank you" Noah said.
Meanwhile, DJ is pulling Harold and Leshawna through the snow.
"DJ, why did you slow down?" Leshawna asked.
"I-I'm really cold" DJ said, sounding out of breath. "Can someone else pull?"
"There's not enough time to switch" Harold said. "Plus you're our strongest teammate"
"Okay" DJ said.
Leshawna spots Lindsay up ahead.
"Lindsay! Hop right on!" Leshawna exclaimed.
Lindsay jumps on to the sled as it passed her.
"Whee! Let's go!" Lindsay cheered.
"Can we please slow down some more?" DJ asked. "I don't want to hit any animals"
"DJ! You are not cursed!" Leshawna exclaimed. "Now move it!"
Confessional
"I don't wanna be the mean one" Leshawna said. "But somebody has to keep this mess of a team together"
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Alejandro and Bridgette make it to a checkpoint.
"We should wait here" Alejandro said.
"My team has a plan" Bridgette said. "I have to make it to the finish line"
"Please, you should rest up" Alejandro said. "You look cold. Take my shirt"
Alejandro takes off his shirt and offers it to Bridgette.
"I can't freeze. My Latin blood won't allow it" Alejandro said.
"N-no! I am not getting distracted by your incredible handsomeness!" Bridgette exclaimed. "I am going to the finish line to meet the rest of my team and we are going to win!"
Bridgette runs off.
Confessional
"I'm on to him. He may think he's smooth but I can see through him" Bridgette said.
Second Confessional
"Bridgette is becoming a problem" Alejandro said. "But she ran off so fast she's bound to get lost. I win either way"
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Harold, Lindsay, and Leshawna are still being pulled by DJ.
"Guys, can we take like, a five minute break?" DJ asked.
"Maybe we should" Lindsay said to Leshawna.
"Yeah, we still have a lot of time" Harold said.
"Okay fine" Leshawna said. "DJ, you get a break"
"Phew, finally" DJ said.
DJ stops the sled right in front of a baby seal.
"Aw... Hey there little guy" DJ said to the seal as he picked it up. "I would never hurt you"
"Okay, break over" Leshawna said.
"I don't know" Lindsay said. "I think if we stopped for bit more it wouldn't hurt"
Harold nods in agreement.
"Look, we lost Zeke in the last challenge. I don't want us to lose again" Leshawna said. "And I 'specially don't want Heather to win"
"That's fair" Lindsay said.
The seal jumped up and bit DJ's hand.
"Oh come on! I didn't even do anything this time!" DJ exclaimed.
"Maybe it's just one of those naturally aggressive baby seals?" Lindsay suggested.
"Is that even a thing?" DJ asked.
Lindsay shrugged.
"Can somebody please get it off me?" DJ asked. "It doesn't really hurt but it's kinda annoying"
Meanwhile, Tyler, Noah, and Izzy arrive at the checkpoint Alejandro is at.
"Ah, amigos, I'm glad you could make it" Alejandro said.
"Uh... Why aren't you wearing a shirt?" Noah asked.
"Oh yes, I forgot about that" Alejandro said as he put his shirt back on.
"Can we go now?" Tyler asked.
"Of course" Alejandro said.
Tyler starts running again.
Meanwhile, Bridgette is running through the snow and trying to find the finish line.
"Stupid Alejandro and his shirtlessness" Bridgette said as she ran. "Come on, where's the finish line?"
Confessional
"Looking back, blindly running away from Alejandro was probably just as bad an idea as staying with Alejandro" Bridgette said.
End Confessional
Bridgette kept running as snow started to fall.
"Oh come on" Bridgette said. "Now it's snowing?"
She started to run faster only to trip and go sliding down a hill. She stops at the bottom of the hill only to have a bunch of snow fall down upon her and bury the lower half of her body. She tries to break free but can't seem to.
"Huh, snow is surprisingly heavy... Crap" Bridgette said.
Meanwhile, Gwen, Heather, and Courtney stop their sled when they see Cody and Sierra.
"Need a lift?" Gwen asked them.
"Of course" Sierra said.
Sierra picks up the still frozen Cody and brings him over to the sled.
"A-and a r-restraining order" Cody said through chattering teeth.
Meanwhile, the members of Team Chris currently on their sled stop at the next checkpoint to pick up Owen.
"Get on" Alejandro said.
Owen gets on the sled looking very tired out.
"What's the matter Big O" Izzy said.
"I haven't eaten in hours" Owen said. "I wish this challenge was in Russia. I hear they're making the worlds largest cake"
"Ooh! What flavour?" Izzy asked.
"I don't know" Owen said. "But who cares. It's still cake"
"Okay Tyler, time to get moving" Noah said.
"I am moving" Tyler said from out of view.
The camera zooms out to reveal Tyler trying to run forward on the sled but only running in place.
"No. You're miming" Noah said flatly.
"Ugh! It must be these shoes" Tyler said. "They don't work well on ice. If we were pulling this across a volleyball court we'd have already won"
"Well it isn't a volleyball court" Noah said. "So you'd better find a way out of this"
Meanwhile, on Team Victory's sled.
"Hang on, where's the path?" Harold asked.
"DJ, do you have any idea where we are?" Leshawna asked.
"No... I've just been running... I wasn't paying much attention..." DJ said weakly.
Leshawna facepalms.
"We should've given him a break" Harold said.
"I know!" Leshawna snapped. "Uh... Sorry... I just needed to get that out"
"G-guys... Can I please stop running?" DJ asked.
"Yes" Leshawna said.
"Thank you" DJ said.
DJ stops running.
"Okay, while you rest we'll find a way out of this" Leshawna said. "Do either of you know how to get out of here
"I highly doubt Lindsay does" Harold said.
"Rude. I'm right next to you" Lindsay said.
"Do you know?" Harold asked.
"Uh... No" Lindsay said.
Meanwhile, Bridgette is still stuck in the snow. Chris drives up to her on his snowmobile.
"Oh dear, how did this happen" Chris said sarcastically.
"I was in a hurry to get away from Alejandro and then I fell down this hill and got covered in snow" Bridgette explained. "Can I get some help? It is really heavy"
"I'd love to. But I'm just a fly on the wall" Chris said. "I'm not allowed to interfere... Well that's a lie. I can do this!"
The song bell rings.
"What?!" Bridgette exclaimed.
"Now start singing" Chris said.
Before Bridgette could start Team Amazon's sled drives up.
"Oh, hello there backup singers" Chris said.
"Crap! I thought you'd forgotten the music challenge this time" Heather said.
"As if" Chris said. "It's my favourite part. It'll never get old"
"Aren't we all supposed to sing?" Heather pointed out.
"Hmm? Oh no, I gave up on that" Chris said. "Turns out it's a lot harder to have everyone in the same spot at the same time than I thought it was. Now sing!"
The music started up as Bridgette awkwardly started to look around.
"Everything is just a mess!" Bridgette sang.
Heather, Gwen, and Courtney stuck their heads on screen from the left.
"Oooh, mess!" They sang.
"I think I feel a sharp pain in my chest!" Bridgette continued.
The three Amazon's stuck their head on screen from the other side.
"Oooh, chest!" The three backup girls sang.
"I suppose it could be worse though" She sang.
"Oooh, though!" Gwen, Heather, and Courtney sang.
"But I am still, stuck in the snow!" Bridgette sang.
The camera moved to Sierra, Gwen, Courtney, and Heather dancing by their sled with Cody shivering in the background.
"She got stuck! Should've ducked! Worst of luck! Stuck! Stuck in the snow!" They sang.
The camera panned back to Bridgette who was still awkwardly buried in the snow.
"I never trusted a thing that he said!" Bridgette sang.
"Ooh, said!" Courtney, Gwen, and Heather sang as they stuck their heads on screen.
"I really wish I was on my team's sled!" Bridgette continued singing.
"Oooh, sled!" The three other girls sang.
"I'm still stuck in this stupid place!" She sang.
"Oooh, place!" Gwen, Courtney, and Heather sang.
"Oh crap, now I can't feel my face!" Bridgette sang.
Courtney, Gwen, and Heather start to dance around Bridgette.
"She got stuck! Should've ducked! Worst of luck! Stuck! Stuck in the snow!" They sang.
Sierra and Cody slide up to her. Cody was still frozen.
"Stuck, stuck, stuck in the snow!" They sang before the music cut out.
The camera zooms out to reveal Chris clapping.
"Amazons, be gone" Chris said.
Team Amazon goes back to their sled and goes away.
"Chris! Help me out!" Bridgette exclaimed.
"Sorry Bridge. Fly on the wall. Remember?" Chris said. "Good luck!"
Chris hops on to his snowmobile and drives off.
Meanwhile, Tyler is pulling the rest of his team over an icy bridge. Owen is jumping up and down.
"Guys, we need to find an outhouse" Owen said. "Or a tree! Anything!"
All of Owen's jumping caused the ice to break and the sled to fall down towards the water. Tyler is dragged down with them. But he manages to grab on to the edge of the ice and holds his team up.
"How are you able to do this?" Noah asked Tyler.
Confessional
"I've got wickedly strong fingers" Tyler said. "Doctors can't explain it. During my first piano lesson I broke the piano. After that I got into sports"
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Team Victory has started moving again.
"Okay, I still don't know where we are" Leshawna said. "But we've gotta be getting closer"
"I can't feel my toes right now" DJ said.
"Come on, please keep it up" Leshawna said.
"Maybe we should give him a break" Lindsay said.
"Lindsay! We've done that!" Leshawna exclaimed.
"Jeez, you don't have to get so hostile" Lindsay said.
"I'm sorry... I just don't want to get in last place again" Leshawna said.
Meanwhile, Tyler is still holding his team up on the cliff.
"Okay guys, start climbing up" Tyler said to his team.
Owen climbs up the other and grabs on to Tyler's head. He pulls himself up followed by Noah, Izzy, and Alejandro.
"Great work guys" Tyler said.
Tyler pulls himself up from the cliff and then pulls up the sled.
"All right Tyler!" Izzy cheered.
His team got back on the sled and Tyler started running.
"Oh yeah! I'm so pumped!" Tyler cheered.
He starts running down a hill and trips over. He gets dragged behind his own sled. Noah looks ahead and sees the finish line that Team Amazon is already close.
"Owen! Lean forwards!" Noah exclaimed.
"You got it little buddy" Owen said.
Owen leans forwards and the sled goes faster. Tyler hit his head on a rock on the way down.
"Seriously!" Tyler yelled.
Team Chris' sled goes over the finish line before the other two.
"All right!" Noah cheered.
"Nice work Owen" Izzy said.
"Cnn smmmnn hlp?" Tyler asked in a muffled voice from beneath a pile of snow. "Snnn imm vrry hmmy"
Team Amazon made it over to the finish line next.
"Team Amazon gets second!" Chris announced.
"Come on! I got whipped and I don't even get first class!" Courtney exclaimed.
"Hey, at least we aren't in last" Gwen said.
"You weren't the one being whipped, Gwen!" Courtney yelled.
"What's this about being whipped?" Noah asked.
"Sounds hot" Izzy said.
Before anyone could respond to Izzy's comment Team Victory crossed the finish line.
"Are we in last?" Leshawna asked.
"Yes" Chris said flatly.
DJ collapsed to the ground.
"Also, even if you weren't Bridgette isn't here so you'd go to last by default" Chris said. "See you in the elimination room"
Confessional
"Well... At least things can't get worse from here" DJ said. "Right?"
End Confessional
Later, Team Victory had gathered in the elimination room.
"I have barf bags full of peanuts for all of you who are staying" Chris said. "Lindsay, Bridgette, and Harold. Here you go"
Chris throws them all peanut bags.
"DJ, you couldn't run fast enough to win your team the challenge and you also got lost" Chris said. "Leshawna, you bossed your team around the entire challenge and hardly ever let DJ take a break"
Chef walks up to Chris.
"Uh... Chef... Who's driving the plane?" Chris asked.
"Autopilot" Chef said.
The camera cut to a life size inflatable version of Chef in the copilots chair.
"I repeat, uncharted aircraft this is a no-fly zone. Over" A voice on the radio said. "Hello?"
The scene shifted back to the elimination room.
"I've got one last barf bag" Chris said. "And it goes to..."
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He threw the final bag to her.
"Yes!" Leshawna cheered. "Oh... Sorry"
"It's fine" DJ said. "I don't blame you for voting me out with my animal curse and all"
"DJ, there is no curse" Leshawna said.
"By TJ" Lindsay said. "We'll miss you"
DJ walked over to the door and took a parachute.
"Uh, do I have to jump?" DJ asked. "It looks like a long way-"
Chris pushed him out of the plane.
"I don't miss him" Chris said.
Confessional
"DJ was not the one I wanted to eliminate. But I suppose he's expendable" Alejandro said. "They all are. Some will prove to be more challenging than others. But one by one they'll all go down"
Second Confessional
"After what happened today I think I trust Alejandro even less" Brdigette said. "But I suppose it could be a freak coincidence. I guess I'll have to see"
Third Confessional
"Well, I totally rocked it today" Tyler bragged. "I saved my team from certain death and we got first place. Woo!"
Tyler pumps his fist in the air and accidentally punches the ceiling. An air vent grate falls on top of his head and knocks him out. Chris sticks his head in the door.
"Will Tyler continue to be surprisingly useful. Or will he just be a clumsy guy who's afraid of chickens?" Chris said. "Probably the latter. Find out next time, on Total. Drama. World Tour!"
End Confessional
Meanwhile, DJ is falling through the air. He pulls the cord on his parachute.
"Well, I guess it could be worse" DJ said. "To be honest I'm kinda glad to be going home"
DJ lands on the ground next to the baby seal from before.
"Ah! Don't hurt me!" DJ exclaimed.
The baby seal gives him the puppy dog eyes.
"Aw..." He said.
DJ picked up the seal.
"What a cute little guy" DJ said. "You promise not to hurt me"
The seal nods.
"Wait a minute... I still don't know how to get home" DJ said.
The camera zooms out to reveal that DJ is in the middle of nowhere.
"Aw nuts"
I'd say that so far this chapter is the most different from canon. It's the first one to have a song with mostly different lyrics. Which is a good thing. Speaking of different, the reason I eliminated DJ is because I didn't really know what to do with him and I've decided to give Bridgette some more focus. Let me know what you think.