"Last time, on Total Drama Revenge of the Island. Thirteen competitors were blown away by this years challenges. Quite literally. They also learned that this island has some of the islands wildlife is a bit more... Shall we say "Hostile" than usual. Then the teams had a fun game of totem surfing. In the end, Staci's team got sick of her constant lying so they sent her home. With the all new Hurl of Shame. Who will go home next? And how much pain can I put them through first? Find out right now, on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!"
It's very early in the morning on Camp Wawanakwa and inside the girls side of the Rats cabin Dawn appears to be talking with a bird.
"Really?" Dawn said to the bird. "Oh no!"
The camera zooms out to reveal Dakota trying to stay asleep.
"Will you keep it down?" Dakota whined. "If I don't get my beauty sleep I'll lose it"
"Yes, because your need for fame is really a depressed cry for love" Dawn said.
"Who told you that?! Have you been talking with my therapist?" Dakota said in a panicked manner.
"I see peoples auras and it looks like someone threw up on yours" Dawn said.
"Oh go eat a worm" Dakota said before burying her face in a pillow.
The bird turns to Dawn and coughs up a worm.
"Uh... I'll pass" Dawn said.
Confessional
"I don't buy any of her hokey new age stuff for a second" Dakota said. "She's got to be just guessing and getting it really, really, accurate... Right? Yeah, that makes sense"
End Confessional
On the guys side of the cabin everyone seems to be sound asleep. Except for Scott who is missing.
"I saved the princess..." Sam muttered in his sleep.
Scott comes rushing through the door looking very beat up and panicked. He slams the door which ends up waking his team up.
"Whoa, what happened to you?" Sam asked.
"Oh... Just had an early make out session with one of the hotties" Scott said.
"Nice" Lightning said. "Which one?"
"Uh..." Scott said awkwardly.
The camera cuts to earlier where Scott can be seen running from a giant mutant beaver.
"Don't eat me! I'm mostly bones!" Scott yelled.
The camera switches back to the present.
"A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell" Scott said.
"You kissed a gentleman?" Sam said confusedly.
Confessional
"Okay, so I was actually out looking for the immunity idol" Scott said. "But they don't need to know that. It's all part of my strategy. Let my team lose so the Maggots develop a false sense of security... Before I pick 'em off!"
Scott hears a loud knocking at the door.
"Occupied!" Scott exclaimed.
The mutant beaver from before breaks down the wall.
"Not you again!" Scott shouted.
End Confessional
Meanwhile, on the girls side of the Maggots cabin Anne Maria is drying her hair using her hair dryer. Zoey walks up to her.
"Hey, how'd you sneak that in?" Zoey asked.
"Easy, I keep it in my hair" Anne Maria said.
She turns off the hair dryer and puts it into her hair. She pulls out some hair spray and starts to spray herself. Zoey chokes a little.
"Please wait for me to move..." Zoey said.
On the other side of the cabin Mike is fast asleep.
Mike gasps in his sleep and becomes Chester.
"These young whippersnappers don't know anything..." Chester muttered. "With their yammering and tomfoolery and-"
Chester gasps and becomes Mike again.
"Shut up Chester..." Mike said.
Mike gasps and Chester comes back out.
"Fine... For now" Chester said.
The camera moves over to Cameron who is inside a sleeping bag despite also being in a bed.
Confessional
"I had a hard time falling asleep" Cameron said. "It was my first night with no bubble. But I was able to recreate it with my sleeping bag. What an adventure. I love the outside world!"
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Brick is out for a jog.
Confessional
"As the only one here with any military training I've got an advantage over the others" Brick said. "My biggest competition is Jo or maybe Lightning. It's a good thing me and Jo are on the same team. It's like my Drill Sargent said. Keep your enemies close and your rivals closer. No wait, it was keep your enemies close and your friends closer... Okay, I know that one's wrong. Let me try-"
End Confessional
Brick accidentally crashes into Jo while running.
"I just did my morning 5K run" Jo said. "What about you?"
"I did 8K" Brick said.
"Well I had a 8K warm up and a 5K run at a full sprint" Jo said.
"My entire run was going uphill" Brick said.
"Mine was uphill with my eyes shut" Jo said.
"I did it backwards with earplugs" Brick said.
"Wait what? Why earplugs?" Jo asked.
"I don't know. I just like earplugs" Brick said.
"Well, our team is lucky to have us" Jo said. "Together we'll carry them to victory"
Confessional
"I'll carry them to victory" Jo said. "Brick's dead weight. Plain and simple"
End Confessional
Chris drives up to the cabins in a golf cart and blows an airhorn.
"Get out here everybody! It's challenge time!" Chris announced.
The teams come running out of the cabins.
"Glad you could all make it" Chris said. "It's time for today's challenge"
"What?!" Lightning exclaimed. "But Lightning hasn't had his DPA"
Lightning's team gives him a weird look.
"Huh?" Sam said.
"Daily protein allotment" Lightning explained. "Is Lightning the only one who does that?"
"And I haven't enough beauty sleep" Dakota said. "Thanks to a certain pesky blond"
"Sorry" Dawn said quickly.
"Come on, you look fine" Sam said to Dakota.
Dakota takes off her sunglasses to reveal dark circles beneath her eyes.
"Great Scott!" Sam exclaimed.
"What is it?" Scott asked.
"It's an expression" Sam said.
"You can catch up on sleep after the challenge" Chris said. "Right this way: To the Bay of Dismay"
Dakota takes her cellphone and dials a number.
"Hey, it's me" Dakota said. "We're going to some bay and-"
She is cut off when Chris takes away her phone using a magnet attached to fishing line.
"Hey! I was using that you idiot!" Dakota exclaimed.
Chris ignores her and uses his magnet to also Sam's handheld video game console.
"Sorry, this stuff is contraband" Chris said. "Confiscators keepers"
The camera cuts to later where the contestants are walking through the forest. Zoey is trying to strike up conversation with Mike.
"Bay of Dismay? Yikes. Sounds like one of the fight locations from Total Warriors two" Zoey said.
"I saw that movie too" Mike said. "It had Lewis Lamont and Tracey Lockwood in it... It wasn't very good"
"I like to watch bad movies with my friends and make fun of them" Zoey said. "I mean, usually it's by myself. But sometimes that weird kid from my Spanish class comes over. You know what, let's talk about something else"
"Sure" Mike said.
The camera pans back to Sam and Dakota.
"Hey Dakota, sorry about before" Sam said. "I was just so taken by your beautiful... Nostrils"
Confessional
"Nostrils? Nostrils?! Was that really the best I had?" Sam asked himself.
End Confessional
"Thanks" Dakota said. "I like your... Uh... Give me a moment... I'll get back to you in a sec"
The camera moves over to Jo and Cameron.
"I hope this next challenge isn't too physical" Cameron said. "I prefer something a little more academic"
"I bet you do toothpick" Jo said. "I'm surprised your pencil neck can support your giant head without collapsing"
"My greatest strengths are mental" Cameron said.
"Ha! This is reality TV, kid. You have to get physical if you want to win" Jo said. "Just stay out of my way"
The camera moves over to Anne Maria trying to talk with B.
"What wadda you think the challenge is gonna be?" Anne Maria asked him.
B shrugs.
"You don't talk much do you?" Anne Maria said. "Are you mute or somethin' like that?"
"B just chooses not to talk" Dawn chimed in.
Confessional
B shrugs in the confessional
End Confessional
Later the teams have made it to the Bay of Dismay. Each team has their own seating area that they're strapped in to. And an electric score board is in the centre area. Chris is standing on a podium between the teams.
"Welcome to the getting to know you trivia challenge" Chris said. "Are you all strapped in"
"I think it's cutting off circulation to my arms" Cameron said.
"Yeah, why are they so tight?" Scott asked.
"Children's sized harnesses will do that" Chris said.
Chris chuckles.
"I'll be asking everyone embarrassing questions" Chris said. "And I mean majorly humiliating. If the play I'm talking about hits the poorly wired buzzer and fesses up before time's up their team gets a point. First team to five wins part one and a huge advantage in part two. But if no one confesses... This happens"
Chris takes out a remote and presses a button on it.
The Maggot's seating area is dunked underwater. Cameron notices an angry mutant shark with arms and legs staring at him. He tries to scream but only bubbles come out of his mouth.
Their seats are raised out of the water.
"What's the big idea tryin' to drown us!" Anne Maria said angrily.
"And what was that shark!" Brick shouted.
"That'd be Fang" Chris said. "Turns out toxic waste mutates things underwater too. Who knew?"
"I did" Cameron said.
"It was a rhetorical question" Chris said. "Anywho, if a team gets dunked the opponents can steal a point by guessing which dunkee is guilty. But if they also get it wrong..."
Chris presses the button on his remote and the rats are dunked underwater. Fang is down there waiting for them and they all scream at the sight of him. They come back up.
"Now, time to start" Chris said. "For the Rats. Who here still cries when they watch Mufasa die in the Lion King"
The whole team is silent except for Lightning who awkwardly tries to not look at the rest of his team.
"What are you doing?" Dakota asked.
"Nothing!" Lightning said quickly.
"Dude, we can tell it's you" Sam said.
"Fine" Lightning said.
He presses the buzzer and is shocked. The score board changes to say one point for the Rats.
"For the record, that is one of the saddest movies ever made" Lightning said.
"Okay, question for the Maggots" Chris said. "Which male on this team was the captain of his schools cheerleader team?"
Mike looks around nervously.
"You okay Mike?" Zoey asked.
"Aw dang it! I was hoping you wouldn't notice" Mike said.
Mike presses the buzzer and is shocked.
"For the record men can be cheerleaders too and I was not informed about being signed up for the team" Mike said.
The score for the Maggots moves up to one point.
"For the Rats, whose real name is Beverly" Chris said.
"That's not very embarrassing" Scott said.
B presses the buzzer and is electrocuted.
"Correct" Chris said.
Scott chuckles to himself a bit.
"The Rats get the point but I would've preferred that you say something" Chris said.
"But B never talks" Dawn said. "Just look at his aura"
"Don't car" Chris said. "So, as a quick punishment..."
Chris presses the button on his remote and the Rats are dunked underwater where they come face to face with the mutant shark from before. Fang swallows Scott and the seating area start to go up. Somehow, Scott manages to pry his way out of Fang's mouth and swims away.
Confessional
"I feel a sharp pain in my back and I don't know where it's coming from" Scott said.
Scott pulls a shark tooth from his rear.
"What the heck" Scott said.
Second Confessional
Fang is sitting in the confessional looking at himself in a mirror and notices a tooth missing. They angrily break the mirror in half.
End Confessional
Scott crawls back into his seat.
"Thanks for the help guys" Scott said sarcastically. "Have fun winning without me"
"If he ain't playing neither am I" Anne Maria said.
"Since you've already humiliated Lightning can he leave?" Lightning asked.
"Everyone please just settle down" Chris said.
"I'm with Anne Maria" Mike said. "We should stop. Not that I have any bigger secrets to hide or anything"
"Sit down cheerleader!" Jo said as she slapped him on the back of the head. "I'm not losing this game"
"Take it easy Jo" Zoey said.
"Hey! I'm the host! That means I get to talk" Chris said. "And I also decide when the challenge is over"
"Whatever, I'm out of here" Scott said.
He tries to exit but Dawn blocks his way.
"You can not leave" Dawn said. "After all, you do not want to end up like Staci"
Dakota takes out another phone and dials a number.
"Hey, it's me" Dakota said into the phone. "I'm using my backup cell phone"
"I've had enough!" Chris said angrily. "Shut up! Thanks to you all we're out of time and can't finish. Happy?"
"Yep" Scott said.
"Well you won't be for long" Chris said. "Because a second challenge is about to start. I'll meet you there in twenty minutes"
The camera cuts to later where the Maggots are walking through the woods.
"Thank goodness the challenge ended before Chris could ask me an embarrassing question" Cameron said.
"Let me guess" Jo said. "You still wear a diaper"
"Hey!" Cameron exclaimed. "I'll have you know I haven't worn a diaper since I was eleven"
The other Maggots start laughing at him.
"The challenge is over" Brick said to Cameron. "You don't have to keep humiliating yourself"
"Oh no, please, go on" Jo said. "Or does baby need his bottle"
"I just enough right to be here as you do" Cameron said. "And I'll help our team win in the next challenge"
Confessional
Cameron is sucking his thumb in the confessional.
"Why did I say that?" Cameron asked himself. "Why!?"
End Confessional
The Rats are making their way over to the next challenge.
"This is the longest I've gone without playing a video game of some kind" Sam said to Dakota. "I feel so empty inside"
"Chris is such a jerk" Dakota said as she held up her waterlogged cellphone. "Once I get this phone fixed I am calling my parents"
"Wow, we have a lot in common" Sam said.
"No offence but... No. Just no" Dakota said.
"No, I was talking about the tech withdrawal" Sam explained. "Trust me, that is the only thing we have in common"
"Aw, thanks" Dakota said.
Up ahead Scott is watching the two of them talk.
"Chris sure did a number on our team" Scott said to Lightning. "He took away the two things keeping Sam and Dakota going right before the big challenge. And just between you and me Dawn is kind of useless. You and B are the only other teammates of value"
"Aw man, this stinks" Lightning said.
Confessional
"Man, Chris should've let Lightning be a team of one" Lightning complained. "Lightning's used to carrying his team back at home. But at least those guys can actually play the game. Between the geek, the hippy, the mime, and the valley girl Lightning ain't liking his chances out here"
End Confessional
Both teams have made it to the second part of the challenge. Chris walks up to them.
"Welcome to the second part of today's challenge" Chris said. "The Mad Skills Obstacle Course. Named after Total Drama Classic competitor: Harold. Who will be giving us a little demonstration of how the course works"
Harold walks over to the teams.
"Oh yeah! I'm ready!" Harold cheered.
"That's nice" Chris said.
Harold runs up the ramp to the first obstacle. A giant boot and some platforms the contestants have to jump over.
"First it's the Kickstarter" Chris said. "Forget coffee, if that doesn't get you going nothing will"
The boot kicks Harold and sends him flying through the air. He lands on the second part of the course. Which is a bunch of cannons lined up so that the contestants have to dodge them.
"Next it's the race against time that is the cannonball run" Chris said.
Harold runs across the obstacle while avoiding cannonballs.
"Made it!" Harold exclaimed.
One last cannonball hits him in the back of the head while he wasn't looking. He gets back up and goes up to the next obstacle. Which is a spinning log with several wrecking balls swinging towards it.
"Then onto my personal favourite, wrecking ball alley" Chris said.
Harold starts running across the log but is hit by a wrecking ball.
"Oh gosh! This is bad!" Harold exclaimed.
Harold lands on the next obstacle. That obstacle being several badly put together platforms with mutant beavers gnawing on the supports.
"Then we head to the gangplank" Chris said. "Complete with rabid mutant beavers"
Harold jumps across the platforms. The last platform starts to teeter but he jumps of before it falls.
"Yes! I made it!" Harold cheered.
He goes over to the next obstacle which is several large bouncy red balls.
"Followed by the bouncy agony of Double Trouble" Chris said.
Harold jumps across the red balls and his thrown in the air by the last one. He lands face first on the floor of the final obstacle.
"I think I broke my glasses..." Harold said.
He looks up and sees the last obstacle: A large baseball glove he has to jump into and giant baseball bats surrounding it.
"And finally the Grand Slam" Chris said. "Where you'll use ropes to swing into a giant baseball glove while avoiding the painful bats"
Harold takes a rope and swings towards the glove. He lands in the glove.
"All right! I did it!" Harold cheered.
"Thanks a lot Harold!" Chris shouted up at him.
The camera moves over to the contestants.
"Looks fun right?" Chris said.
"That is not the word I'd use" Zoey said.
"Oh, and as you may remember, I said that the winning team from part one gets an advantage" Chris said.
"But we didn't finish" Jo pointed out.
"Please don't remind me" Chris said. "Anyway, you'll both be playing with a disadvantage"
Harold walks over to the teams holding a box of glasses that look a lot like the ones he's wearing.
"You'll all be wearing these stylish glasses" Chris said.
"He's right you know" Harold said. "They are stylish"
"Shut up Harold" Chris said.
Jo takes a pair of glasses out of the box and puts them on.
"Hey, I can't see a thing" Jo said.
"That's the idea" Chris said.
"Jokes on you" Sam said. "I already wear glasses"
"Than I guess you'll have to compete without glasses" Chris said.
"I really need to learn when to keep my mouth shut" Sam said.
"Competitors take your positions" Chris said.
The camera cuts to later where the teams are in position. B and Jo are at the Kickstarter, Brick and Scott at the Cannonball Run, Anne Maria and Dawn in Wrecking Ball Alley, Lightning and Zoey at the Gangplank, Sam and Mike at Double Trouble, and finally Cameron and Dakota at the Grand Slam.
"You all ready?" Chris asked.
"No" Cameron said.
"Great" Chris said. "Now, since this is a relay race you're gonna need something to pass. That thing being your mascot"
An intern walks up to B and Jo carrying two animal carriers. Loud noises are heard coming from inside of it.
"That doesn't sound good" Jo said.
B nods in agreement.
"The Rats get a mutant rat" Chris said.
The intern hand B a mutated rat.
"And the Mutant Maggots get a mutant maggot" Chris said.
The intern gives Jo a mutant maggot.
"Why's it so slimy?" Jo asked.
"It's a mutant" Chris said. "That's why. Now go!"
Chris blows his airhorn.
"Let's go" Jo said to her maggot.
The boot comes down towards B and Jo. B ducks and avoid it but it kicks Jo. She grabs on to the edge of the platform to avoid falling.
"I can still make it" Jo said to herself.
Her maggot starts wriggling around like it's trying to escape.
"Oh no you don't" Jo said.
B jumps over the gap and makes it over to Scott. He holds out the rat expecting Scott to grab it.
"What's that? I don't know what you want me to do Bev" Scott lied.
B shakes around the rat.
"Gee, I really wish you could talk so that I could try and figure out what you want" Scott said.
Jo climbs up the platform and goes up to Brick.
"Take this" Jo said as she held out the maggot.
"Thank you ma'am" Brick said. "It's an honour to-"
"Just take it" Jo interrupted.
Brick takes the maggot and starts running.
"I'm gonna win this!" Brick cheered.
He runs right into a pole.
"Ow!" Brick exclaimed.
He backs up and runs again only to slam into the pole once more.
Meanwhile, B is still trying to communicate with Scott.
"I'm so sorry Bev, I just don't know what you want" Scott said in a suspicious tone.
B shoves the rat into Scott's arms.
"Oh, now you tell me" Scott said.
Scott starts to slowly run through the cannonball run.
"Okay, I just need to take it slow" Scott said.
He looks down at the rat.
"Right little guy?" Scott asked the rat.
The rat bites Scott's arm.
"Gah! What is wrong with this thing!" Scott exclaimed.
He drops the rat to the ground. Scott bends over to pick it up.
"This thing better not give me an infection" Scott said.
A cannonball is fired and it misses Scott due to him being on the ground. It instead hits Brick in the face.
"Mommy..." Brick said weakly before falling over.
Scott goes over to Dawn and hands her the rat.
"Thank you Scott. Now we are in the lead" Dawn said.
"Great..." Scott said.
Dawn starts to walk across the rolling log.
"Easy does it" Dawn said.
She looks down at her rat.
"Are you okay?" Dawn asked the rat.
The rat chatters something at Dawn.
"Duck? What do you mean?" Dawn asked.
A wrecking ball hits Dawn from behind.
"Never mind! I got it!" Dawn yelled.
She lands at Lightning's feet by the Gangplank. She gets up and brushes herself off.
"Here's the rat" Dawn said.
"Thanks creepy girl" Lightning said.
Lightning takes the rat and jumps on to the first platform.
Meanwhile, Brick is slowly crawling towards Anne Maria while holding the maggot.
"Jeez, took you long enough" Anne Maria said.
"Here's your cat, ma'am..." Brick said weakly as he held up the maggot.
Anne Maria takes the maggot from him.
"Thanks a bunch" Anne Maria said.
She starts running across the rolling log.
Meanwhile, Lightning is hesitating to jump to the next platform.
"Okay... Lightning just has to jump" Lightning said to himself. "In just a few more moments"
"What's the matter?" Dawn asked. "Your aura looks very scared"
"Lightning is not scared" Lightning said. "He just likes taking his time"
"Well, you should hurry" Dawn said. "Because those beavers are about to break through your supports"
"Sha-what!?" Lightning exclaimed.
The platform he is standing on collapses and he lands in the mud next to the beavers. The beavers glare at him.
"Uh oh, you two are vegetarians, right?"Lightning asked the beavers.
Meanwhile, Anne Maria is walking across the spinning log.
"Kay, I think I can make it" Anne maria said.
A wrecking ball comes from behind and hits her. She goes through the air and lands next to Zoey.
"Oh my God! Are you okay?!" Zoey exclaimed.
"Take the maggot" Anne Maria said.
"Oh, right" Zoey said. "Sorry"
"I said take it!" Anne Maria said sternly.
Zoey takes the maggot from Anne Maria.
"I won't let you down" Zoey said.
She jumps on to the first platform. Anne Maria gets off of the ground and brushes herself off.
"I think that went pretty well" Anne Maria said.
She starts to walk away but accidentally steps off the platform she's standing on and falls to the ground.
Back on the ground Lightning is surrounded by the two beavers.
"Hey, let's be reasonable" Lightning said to the beavers.
One of the beavers growls at him.
"You asked for it" Lightning said.
He picks up some mud from the ground and throws it at them. It hits the beavers in the eyes temporarily blinding them. Lightning starts to run away.
Up above him Zoey is almost halfway across the Gangplank.
"Ha! This is going great" Zoey said happily.
She starts to feel her platform shaking. She looks down and sees the beavers gnawing at the platform supports.
"Aw nuts..." Zoey said nervously.
The platform collapses and she falls into the mud and finds her surrounded by the beavers.
"Uh oh..." Zoey said. "Help!"
Lightning hears Zoey's cries for help.
"What the- Don't worry! Lightning will help!" Lightning exclaimed.
He turns around and runs towards Zoey. He slips on some of the mud and falls flat on his face. The beavers go over to him. While they are distracted with him Zoey gets up and runs away. Lightning gets up and punches one of the beavers in the face. He runs after Zoey. Lightning is able to make it to the ladder first and climb up.
"Hey Sam! I got the rat" Lightning said.
"Sweet" Sam said.
Sam takes the rat from Lightning.
"I will not let you down" Sam said.
He jumps on to the first bouncing ball and lands on his neck.
"Ow!" Sam exclaimed.
He bounces across all the balls and goes towards Dakota who is currently putting on some lipstick.
"Dakota! Grab the rat!" Sam yelled.
Sam falls to the ground and into the mud right before Dakota turns around. She turns around once he's already in the mud.
"Okay, I'm ready" Dakota said. "Oh... Oops"
Back over at the beginning of the bouncing balls Zoey climbs up to Mike.
"Mike, take the maggot" Zoey said.
"Got it!" Mike said.
Mike grabs the maggot from Zoey.
"Wow, you have real soft hands" Zoey said.
"Not the time" Mike said.
"Right" Zoey said.
Mike starts running towards the bouncing balls.
"Okay Mike... It's just a few big jumps... I can do this" Mike said to himself nervously. "I can't do this!"
Mike gasps. He suddenly has longer eyelashes and red lipstick.
"Only one person can do this! Svetlana! The Olympic queen of gymnastics!" Svetlana cheered.
They effortlessly jump across the bouncing balls and lands on the other side.
"Ta da!" Svetlana exclaimed.
Svetlana gasps and Mike comes back out.
"Svetlana?! Mike, how did you do that?" Cameron asked.
"Uh... Do what?" Mike suspiciously asked. "Here you go"
He hands the maggot off to Cameron. Sam walks over to Dakota.
"Here! Take the rat!" Sam said.
"Ew, it's all dirty" Dakota said. "Don't you have any sanitary wipes?"
Cameron takes a few steps and starts running forward.
"Yes! I am going to make it!" Cameron said to himself. "I've never felt so alive!"
He stops right at the edge and sees how far the jump he has to make is.
"I am a dead man..." Cameron said nervously.
Dakota walks over to where Cameron is grabs a rope. She looks directly into the camera.
"Well Dakota fans, here goes nothing" Dakota said.
She pushes off from the platform and goes towards the giant glove. She manages to put her feet down on the glove but she slips off and lands in the mud.
Back on the platform Cameron is getting ready to swing across.
"I'm ready" Cameron said.
He pushes off from the platform and goes towards the glove.
"I can make it!" Cameron cheered.
He smashes into one of the giant baseball bats.
"Never mind... I can't make it..." Cameron said dazedly.
He slides down the bat and into the mud.
"I don't like mud very much..." Cameron said weakly.
Dakota climbs back up to the platform.
"Okay... Let's try this again" Dakota said to the rat.
A hot air balloon with the paparazzi from before approaches her.
"Hey! Dakota! Smile for the camera" One of the paparazzi said as they snapped pictures of her.
"Finally" Dakota said.
She waves at the paparazzi.
"Hi! You're just in time for my... Mud bath!" Dakota said to them.
The paparazzi take more pictures of her.
"No! Ignore them and swing!" Sam shouted from the sidelines.
While Dakota is getting her picture taken Cameron climbs up and goes over to the ropes.
"Let's see, I need to do some math" Cameron said. "Velocity times mass, times wind speed-"
Cameron is cut off when the maggot bites his hand.
"Gah! Get it off!" Cameron exclaimed.
He backs up and gets tangled in the ropes. He falls off the platform and starts to swing towards the glove. He slams into several bats before landing in the glove with the maggot.
"And the Maggots win!" Chris announced.
"This is unbelievable! Lightning is on a team of losers" Lightning said angrily.
"Oh come on, winning isn't everything" Sam said.
"What!?" Lightning exclaimed. "You wanna fight me?!"
"No thank you" Sam said quickly.
Chris and Chef go up to the teams.
"Since we're still early in the competition I'll cut y'all some slack" Chris said. "Because today's challenge will be one of our very few non-eliminations"
"Thank God for that" Scott said.
"The Mutant Maggots get the reward of a relaxing day at the spa" Chris said.
"Really? Talk about a lame reward" Jo said.
"I'm lookin' forward to that" Anne Maria said.
"Me too" Brick said.
The rest of his team gives him a weird look.
"What?" Brick asked.
"So what do we do?" Scott asked.
"You get to survive another day. For now" Chris said.
The camera cuts to later that night where the teams are getting ready to go to sleep in their cabins. Inside the girls side of the Rats cabin Dawn is attempting to talk to Dakota.
"So tell me. Did you learn anything from today?" Dawn asked.
"No" Dakota said. "What is this, a Saturday morning cartoon?"
"I thought you would have learned to be less self absorbed" Dawn said. "After all, that was your undoing today"
"You make no sense" Dakota said.
"You may do as you wish" Dawn said. "But please try and change your ways"
"Whatever" Dakota said as she put on her sleep mask.
"Good night" Dawn said. "Now if you excuse me I need to meditate"
Meanwhile, on the guys side of the Rats cabin Scott is talking to the others.
"We did terribly out there today" Scott said.
"I'll say" Lightning said. "And it was mostly you guys who messed it up for Lightning"
"Hey, you stopped to help Zoey" Scott said. "That majorly slowed us down"
"Well Lightning was able to catch back up" Lighting said.
B nods.
"What do you think Sam?" Scott asked.
Scott looks over and sees that Sam is already asleep.
"Never mind" Scott said.
"Next time we're gonna win" Lightning said.
"You know, you two are the only useful people on this team" Scott said.
"That is true" Lightning said. "Right Bev?"
Lightning nudges B in the ribs.
"So how about we all team up and get rid of the rest of the competition" Scott said.
"I like the sound of that" Lightning said. "It's a sha-deal"
Lightning shakes hands with Scott.
"So B, what about you?" Scott asked.
B stares off into space as if he's thinking.
"Well, what do you say?" Scott asked.
B nods.
"All right! Lightning's gonna win this" Lightning said. "Thanks guys"
"It's a pleasure doing business with you" Scott said.
Confessional
"With them on my side I just use them until they aren't useful then I get rid of them" Scott said. "Hahahahahaha!"
Scott swallows a fly and chokes.
"Damn fly" Scott said.
End Confessional
Chris is standing on the docks.
"Wow, Scott's shaping up to either our best or silliest competitor yet" Chris said. "I'm going for silliest. But, you'll just have to find out which one. And you'll have to find out who will be the next one going home. So be sure to tune in next time for more, Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!"
I changed around the questions and which contestants did which obstacle to make the chapter different from canon. Also, just a fun fact, the two actors Mike mentioned (Lewis and Tracey) are characters from my Ridonculous Race fanfic (Sorry about the shameless self promotion). As for why I made this a reward challenge, I wanted to give some of the contestants where were eliminated early a chance to shine. Anyway, let me know what you think.