"Last time, on Total Drama Revenge of the Island! We learned that although our campers are here to win they'll still big losers in their own way. Really, really, big losers. It was a psychological butt kicking that quickly turned literal. Then comical, then hysterical. Well, for me and the folks at home. For them it was just painful. In the end I decided to give our teams mercy for once. I gave the winning team a day at the spa and the losing team got the privilege of not sending someone away via Hurl of Shame. But don't worry. Someone'll be in it today. Stay tuned as more things blow up, more contestants give up, and some even try to hook up. Right here on, Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!"
It's an early morning at Camp Wawanakwa and the teams are eating breakfast in the mess hall. Sam takes a bite of his oatmeal before coughing it back up.
"Never again..." Sam said in disgust.
He looks up and sees he spit it in Scott's face.
"Oh... Sorry Scott" Sam said.
Scott throws his bowl at Sam.
Confessional
Scott is sharpening a stick with Fang's shark tooth he got in the previous challenge.
"Ha! What a wimp" Scott said. "I grew up on a dirt farm. He can always munch on a clod if I want to"
Scott takes a lump of dirt from out behind his back. He bites down on it and a loud cracking noise is heard.
"I think I chipped a tooth..." Scott said as he tried to suppress the pain. "There was definitely a rock in this thing..."
End Confessional
Anne Maria is applying more hair spray to herself. Cameron accidentally inhales some and chokes a bit. She looks over and notices this.
"Sorry short stuff" Anne Maria said. "On the upside your lungs are waterproof now. So you can't drown"
"I don't think it works like that" Cameron said.
The camera moves over to Jo and Brick eating really fast as if competing. Brick accidentally swallows the spoon and starts to choke on it.
"I'll handle this jarhead" Jo said. "Don't wet your panties"
Jo punches Brick in the back of the head and he coughs up the spoon.
"That is not how you do CPR ma'am" Brick said.
"Saved you didn't I?" Jo asked.
The spoon flies towards Mike and Zoey who are talking.
"So, do you like waffles?" Zoey asked.
"I guess" Mike said. "What kind of question is that?"
"I honestly don't know" Zoey said. "I'm usually not the one who starts up conversations"
The spoon hits him in the back of the head. He gasps and becomes Chester.
"Darn kids!" Chester said angrily. "Back in my day spoons weren't invented yet so we ate with out hands like decent folk!"
"You're hilarious" Zoey said. "Unless you're not joking. Then I'd be worried"
Confessional
"Okay, okay, there's no use hiding it anymore" Mike said. "I have multiple personality disorder. I try to control them but they never listen..."
End Confessional
Chester gasps and becomes Mike again.
"Lose the old man impression" Jo said. "It's annoying and unfunny. And it offends my sense of victory. But your Russian gymnast character on the other hand. How do you summon such strength and precision?"
"Uh... Because I'm a cheerleader" Mike said. "Yeah, that's it"
"You don't seem that athletic when you're not doing that impression" Brick pointed out.
"Hey, so what did you guys think of the spa?" Mike asked quickly.
"Ooh, I liked it a lot" Zoey said.
Over on the Rats Dakota is picking at her oatmeal.
"Ugh... What is this stuff?" Dakota asked. "Why did I think being here was a good idea?"
"Hey, be glad you're still here" Scott said. "If it wasn't for the reward last challenge it'd be you on the chopping block"
"Yeah right" Dakota said. "I'm rich. Rich people get away with everything. Just like cute animals or politicians"
Lightning sits down next to Dakota with a bowl of oatmeal. He takes a spoonful of it and examines it.
"There's gotta be some protein in here somewhere" Lightning said.
Lightning takes a bite of the oatmeal and starts to choke on it. Dawn rushes over to him.
"Don't worry, I'll save you" Dawn said.
Dawn gives Lightning the Heimlich and he coughs up a beetle. She picks up the beetle.
"Phew, that was a close one" Lightning said. "Thanks a lot creepy girl"
"Hmm... For what?" Dawn asked. "I was helping the beetle"
She pets the beetle the head.
"You're safe now little one" Dawn said.
The camera cuts to Cameron eating while a rat with an abnormally large head is watching him.
"Look, a real life rat" Cameron said.
It's eyes start glowing and it begins to levitate.
The camera cuts to outside the mess hall while screaming is head coming from inside. All the contestants come running out of the mess hall. They stop when they think they're at a safe distance.
"Attention players!" Chris announced over the speakers. "Please head directly to the tragedy that is Mount Looming Tragedy!"
"Let's go Maggots" Jo said.
The camera cuts to later where the teams have reached their destination. With the exception of Jo they all look tired out.
"Did we win anything?" Sam asked.
"I don't think so" Scott said.
Chris and Chef drive up to them in a jeep.
"Good morning mutant food" Chris said. "On with the challenge. Part one is an uphill battle. You have to climb up that cliff"
Chris gestures to the large mountain above them.
"First team to the top gets an advantage in part two" Chris said. "You can climb on your own or use whatever junk you can find to help you"
Chris points to a pile of junk.
"That is, if you can get past the giant mutant beetle" Chris said.
A giant mutant beetle crawls out of the scraps.
"They're a bit of a hoarder so be careful" Chris said. "His pile is full of useful stuff and disgusting stuff that you can use"
The beetle throws a toilet at the contestants.
"That is if you can get near it without dying" Chris said. "Anywho, the challenge starts... Now!"
All the contestants except for Anne Maria, Dakota, and B run up to the mountain. B runs towards the junk pile and the other two stay still. Cameron is seen trying to pull himself up the mountain with little success.
"Shirt too heavy..." Cameron said weakly. "Socks weighing me down..."
He loses his grip and slides down the mountain.
The camera moves up to Zoey holding on to a branch and watching Cameron.
"Hang in there Cam" Zoey said. "You can do it"
She loses her hold on the branch but luckily Mike grabs her before she falls.
"Thanks" Zoey said.
The camera cuts to Jo and Brick climbing side by side.
"Move it Maggots!" Jo shouted over at Mike and Zoey.
"You're good at this" Brick said to Jo.
"My parents made me a climbing wall playpen" Jo explained.
"Impressive" Brick said. "I conquered the rock at a Sargent Junior book camp. I dislocated my hip while getting my obstacle course badge. Check this out"
Brick twists around his body and accidentally dislocates his arm in the process.
"Nice" Jo said. "When'd you learn to do that"
"Just now..." Brick said as he suppressed the pain.
The camera cuts to Lightning and Scott climb.
"Yeah! Lightning can do this!" Lightning shouted as he climbed. "Sha-zoom! Sha-boomy! Sha-"
"Will you knock it off?" Scott asked.
"Get ready to lose to a girl again" Jo shouted from out of view.
"What girl?" Lightning asked.
He looks over at Scott.
"Who's he talking to?" Lightning asked him.
Meanwhile, at the bottom of the mountain Anne Maria and Dakota haven't moved. Dakota is trying to get her phone to work and Anne Maria is looking at herself in her compact mirror.
"And will you ladies be participating?" Chris asked.
"And mess up my perfect look?" Anne Maria asked. "You've gotta be kiddin' me"
"Yeah, there's no way you can get me to climb that thing" Dakota said. "I already got covered in mud in the last challenge. I don't want it to get worse than that"
Over by the mountain, Dawn is struggling to even grab on to the mountain. She jumps up and tries to grab on to a rock but can't quite seem to.
"Curse my short adorableness" Dawn said.
Sam slides down the mountain slowly looking defeated.
"And I'm officially done" Sam said. "Goodnight everybody"
He falls off the mountain.
"Sam, wait" Dawn said. "I sense B has a plan"
The camera moves to B who is currently looking at the junk pile.
"I really hope climbing isn't involved" Sam said from off camera.
Meanwhile, Lightning is climbing up and he notices some loose rocks below him.
"Lightning jut got a great idea" Lightning said.
He kicks the loose rocks and they fall towards Mike and Zoey.
"Aw nuts..." Mike said.
They are knocked off the cliff. On the way down they knock Cameron off a pipe he's holding on to. All three of them land at the base of the mountain near Anne Maria and Dakota. Cameron starts to reach for Anne Maria only for to knock away his hand.
"Don't touch the hair" Anne Maria said.
Over by the junk pile B starts to reach for a barrel of Toxic waste. The beetle crawls out of the pile and breathes fire at B.
The camera moves over to Dawn and Sam watching this.
"Oh come on" Sam said. "Fire too? Seriously?"
"We must distract it's tortured soul" Dawn said.
Dawn runs over to B who is currently using a fridge door to shield himself from the flames. She spots a recorder in the pile of garbage and snatches it while the beetle is distracted with B.
"Toss it over!" Sam called out. "I got a high score on all my music games!"
She throws the recorder over to Sam. He plays a upbeat sounding tune on it. The beetle goes over to him.
"Uh, you like it?" Sam nervously asked.
The beetle starts to chase after Sam.
"I'm taking this is as a no!" Sam shouted.
Confessional
"It's a lot easier to do with a controller" Sam said.
End Confessional
The camera moves over to Mike and Zoey helping Cameron off the ground. They look over and notice what the Rats are doing.
"Hey, I think they've got the right idea" Zoey said. "We can use something from the trash pile"
Zoey leads Mike and Cameron over to the pile of scraps.
"Hey! Anne Maria! Are you gonna help?" Cameron called out.
"Fine. I'll pull my own weight" Anne Maria said. "But I ain't messing my look up"
Anne Maria hands her compact mirror to Dakota.
"Hold this Blondie" Anne Maria said.
Meanwhile, Lightning is getting closer to the top of the mountain. Up above him is Chef with a bunch of ice blocks.
"Oh yeah! Almost there!" Lightning cheered. "Chef! Make way for the Lightning!"
Chef drops a block of ice and it hits Lightning in the face. He falls off the side of the mountain and knocks Scott off on the way down. They both land next to Dakota who is applying lipstick currently.
"Hey! Watch it" Dakota said. "You almost landed on me"
"Well we would't have if you were doing actual work" Scott said.
The camera moves over to Zoey, Mike, Cameron, and Anne Maria over by the base of the mountain. They are holding various junk they found in the pile except for Cameron who is chewing something.
"Come on, let's start climbing" Zoey said.
Zoey takes a rope with a pipe tied to the end of it and tosses it up. It gets caught on some rocks and Zoey starts climbing up the mountain. Mikes takes two plungers and uses them as grips when he starts to climb. Cameron spits out a wad of gum and uses it to grip on to the mountain before he begins climbing.
"Y'know, I ain't so sure that I wanna climb anymore" Anne Maria said.
"Come on, even I'm doing it" Cameron said. "And I get weighed down by butterflies"
"Fine" Anne Maria said.
Anne Maria takes two pickaxes and starts using them to climb up the mountain.
Meanwhile, Sam is still getting beat up by the beetle.
"Feel free to help any time..." Sam said to his team.
The camera moves over to Dawn watching the beetle punch Sam.
"Hmm... Wait" Dawn said.
Dawn takes the beetle she made Lightning cough up at breakfast out of her pocket.
"Is this why you're so distraught?" Dawn asked the beetle.
The big beetle drops Sam and goes over to the smaller beetle. It picks up the beetle and goes back into the pile of trash.
"That was beautiful" Dawn said.
"I can taste my spine..." Sam said weakly.
The camera moves over to B and Scott standing next to a device B has made. The device is made out of a couch balancing on top of various other objects. B is holding two wires with exposed ends. The rest of his team, minus Dakota, goes over to him.
"Baking soda? A broken chair leg?" Sam said confusedly. "I was clobbered by a giant fire-breathing beetle for this?!"
B climbs up on to the couch and gestures for the rest to get on. Lightning shrugs and they all climb on.
"Ready?" Dawn asked.
"Hang on, where's Dakota?" Sam asked.
He looks over and sees Dakota applying makeup from her compact.
"Dakota! Get over here!" Sam shouted.
"What? Oh, we're ready to go?" Dakota asked.
Dakota goes up to the other Rats and climbs on. B puts the two wires together and the couch is launched off the ground.
"Sha-boom! Let's win this!" Lightning cheered as they zoomed past the other contestants climbing the mountain.
Meanwhile at the top of the mountain Jo reaches the top without Chef noticing.
"Yes!" Jo cheered as she jumped up and down with her fist raised in the air in celebration.
He celebration is cut short when B's couch falls from the sky and lands on top of Chef. Scott is no longer on the couch.
"You did it B" Dawn said. "You won the challenge"
Scott falls from the sky and lands face first on the ground next to the couch.
"You okay?" Sam asked.
"What do you think..." Scott said weakly.
Confessional
"As much as I don't care for B I'd rather get rid of the useless members of my team first" Scott said. "The only problem is he's also really good at winning challenges. So I need a way to keep us from winning but keep B around for me to use him later"
End Confessional
Chris flies up to the contestants.
"Slow down everyone. I say who wins" Chris said.
Jo smirks as if she knows she's about to win.
"The Rats!" Chris announced.
"That's what I- Wait, what?!" Jo exclaimed. "But I was up here first! We won!"
Brick walks over to Jo. His arm is still dislocated.
"We won?" Brick asked. "Yeah!"
He raises his arms in the air and his dislocated one makes a cracking noise.
"This was a mistake!" Brick said in pain.
"The first team to the top wins" Chris explained. "Not first player"
"You have got to be kidding me" Jo said.
"How do we get down from here?" Sam asked.
"You just have to climb" Brick said. "Like this"
Brick goes over to the edge of the mountain and starts climbing. On the way down he slips and is heard tumbling down the mountain until the noise comes to an abrupt stop.
"I fixed my arm..." Brick said weakly. "But now I dislocated the other one"
The camera cuts to later where the contestants are on a section of the island completely covered in ice. Chris and Chef drive up to them in a snowmobile.
"Greetings ice teens" Chris said. "Cold enough for you?
All the contestants are shivering from the cold.
"I'll take that as a yes" Chris said. "It's time for part two of today's challenge: Capture the snow fort"
Chris gestures to two forts one looks very badly built as if it was done in a few minutes and the other looks much better and had some actual effort put into it.
"To win you must either destroy the enemies fort or take the enemies flag and bring it back to your fort" Chris explained. "Rats won the first challenge so they get dibs"
"Sha-ea-easy" Lightning said through chattering teeth. "The c-c-castle"
"No way" Scott said. "It's g-gotta be a trick. Nice on the outside. Horrible on the inside. We'll take the shack"
"I h-hope it has a fireplace" Sam said.
"Or a cellphone charger" Dakota said.
The camera cuts to later where the Rats are inside their fort. It's just as bad on the inside as it is on the outside.
"Great... The crappiness is consistent" Sam said sarcastically.
The Rats glare at Scott.
Confessional
"All part of the plan... Is it hot in here?" Scott said nervously.
End Confessional
Meanwhile, the Maggots are inside the much nicer fort.
"Ha! What a bunch of suckers" Anne Maria said.
She high fives Cameron.
"Maggots rule!" Anne Maria cheered.
"Yes, this battle ours" Brick said.
"Yeah!" Mike cheered.
Mike high fives Brick's bad arm by accident.
"Ah!" Brick shouted.
The camera cuts to Chris and Chef sitting by a fire.
"Listen up players" Chris said. "Here's how it works. Use the shovel in each fort to fire your collection of mystery snowballs. Which you can fire at each others forts"
Scott goes over to the shovel in his fort.
"Awesome" Scott said. "I once took out a mongooses left eye with a meatball this way"
Over in the other fort Brick is setting up the shovel.
"Why are they called mystery balls!" Zoey shouted towards Chris.
"Because they all inflict major damage!" Chris shouted back. "Thanks to the weapon hidden inside each ball! But some will damage you"
The snowball Cameron was reaching for moves on its own.
"So choose wisely" Chris said. "Each team has to select a captain. Challenge starts... Now!"
"As team captain I say we-" Brick and Jo began at the same time before glaring at each other.
"Thumb wrestle. Now" Jo said.
Jo and Brick hold out their hands and interlock them.
"Ready?" Brick asked.
"Yep" Jo said.
Jo and Brick start thumb wrestling. Both of them try their hardest until Jo accidentally dislocates Brick's thumb.
"Ow!" Brick exclaimed. "Okay, you win"
He salutes Jo.
"I've never met a girl stronger than me" Brick said. "Not even my mom"
Confessional
"Huh, seems that Brick's a gentleman" Jo said. "He hardly tried. That or he's just that weak compared to me"
End Confessional
"Brick, Anne Maria, Zoey you're on offence" Jo said. "Your job is to capture the enemy's flag. Everyone else, stay with me"
"Be careful" Mike said to Zoey.
"Scott looks pretty dangerous" Mike said.
"And you, don't let Svetlana pull a hamstring" Zoey joked.
"I don't get it" Mike said.
"Move it redhead!" Jo barked.
"I'm just gonna go now" Zoey said.
Zoey awkwardly walks away.
Confessional
"The guys back where I live are gorgeous" Zoey said. "But they're all either hockey thugs ore juvie rejects. But Mike is hot and smart. I was starting to think hot smart guys weren't real. Like unicorns and perfect hair"
End Confessional
Meanwhile, the Rats are coming up with a plan.
"I'm captain" Scott said. "Live with it"
"B, Dawn, Dakota, and I stay here" Scott said. "Lightning and Sam will capture their maggoty flag"
"Maybe someone with more leg-foot coordination should do this" Sam suggested.
"And go!" Chris announced over the megaphone.
"No time to talk" Scott said. "Get out there now"
Sam and Lightning run out of the fort.
"Let's book it!" Lightning exclaimed.
"Great, more running" Sam said sarcastically.
Sam trips over and starts sliding across the ice.
"Cool, looks like the thunder is about to arrive before the lightning" Sam said.
He passes Lightning.
"I'm thunder if you didn't get the analogy!" Sam shouted as he slid by.
He stops out in the middle of the ice patch.
"Uh oh" Sam said. "This looks-"
The ice underneath him cracks and and falls into the water. He comes out of the water encased in ice.
Back inside the Rats fort Scott is arguing with Dawn.
"No I'm not gonna listen to the snowball" Scott said. "I'm gonna chuck it!"
"But we must be sure it is a good snowball to use" Dawn said.
"Will you shut up" Scott said.
The camera moves over to Dakota and B.
"Should I do something?" Dakota asked.
B starts to walk away.
"Hey, where are you going?" Dakota asked.
She follows B over to a sheet of ice.
"Okay, what's going on here?" Dakota asked. "This'd better be worth it"
B takes an ice pick out of his coat and starts carving up the ice.
"Oh, okay..." Dakota said. "Yeah this still doesn't explain anything"
The camera moves back to Dawn and Scott.
"That snowball is full of negative energy" Dawn said.
"So am I" Scott said in an annoyed sounding way.
He picks up the snowball only for it to explode in his face.
"Gah! Why would he even do that!" Scott exclaimed
"You weren't held enough as a child" Dawn said.
Confessional
Scott is curled up into a ball.
"Okay, she has got to go" Scott said.
End Confessional
"Just pick a snowball" Scott said.
Dawn points to a medium sized snowball.
"This one" Dawn said.
Scott picks it up and launches it from the shovel. It hits part of the Maggots' fort and breaks it a bit.
"Hmm... Lucky guess" Scott said.
Meanwhile, Jo is ordering her team around.
"Come on people! We have to attack!" Jo ordered.
"I can't!" Cameron shouted from off camera.
Jo looks over and sees Cameron clinging to the flagpole.
"I'm guarding the flag" Cameron said.
"This is hopeless" Jo said.
She looks in the other direction and sees Anne Maria applying more hairspray.
"Hey Sprayhead, didn't I tell you to go get the other teams flag?" Jo asked.
"I ain't riskin' fly aways" Anne Maria said.
Jo mumbles something under her breath as she walks over to Anne Maria. She snatches her hairspray can from her and throws it out of the fort.
"No!" Anne Maria exclaimed.
The hairspray can slides across the ice past Zoey and Brick.
"Oh this ain't over" Anne Maria said to Jo.
Anne Maria runs out on to the ice to get her hairspray.
"That was too easy" Jo said.
Out on the ice Brick and Zoey are trying to avoid the snowballs.
"Incoming snowball at twelve o'clock" Brick exclaimed.
A snowball flies over their heads and hits Anne Maria. Oddly enough the snowball just breaks into bits when it hits her hair.
"Hmm... I just got an idea" Brick said.
"We really shouldn't" Zoey said.
"Ma'am, I'm afraid we have no other choice" Brick said.
Brick goes over to Anne Maria and starts pushing her across the ice.
"Hey! What's goin' on over here!" Anne Maria shouted.
Several more snowballs hit her in the head and just break with out any effect on her. Zoey gets behind Brick to avoid snowballs.
Meanwhile, Lightning is pulling the chunk of ice Sam is frozen in out of the water.
"Don't worry buddy" Lightning said. "Lightning's got your back"
A snowball fired from the Maggot's hits him in the head and knocks him out cold.
Over in the Rats fort Dawn is handing Scott a snowball.
"If we keep going at this pace we should win" Dawn said.
"Great..." Scott said as he tried to conceal his anger for the current situation.
A particularly large snowball lands within the walls of their fort.
"Uh... What the heck is that?" Scott asked.
"I'm sensing a familiar aura coming from it" Dawn said.
The large beetle from before jumps out of the snowball.
"Wait! Remember her?" Scott asked the beetle as he pointed at Dawn. "She organized your little family reunion"
The smaller beetle jumps on the large beetles head. Dawn waves at them both and they wave back.
"Don't hurt us, hurt them" Scott said. "They're the one who fired you off a shovel"
The large beetle scurries away towards the Maggots fort.
"I didn't know you were a beetle whisperer" Dawn said.
Meanwhile, B is carrying a large magnifying glass he carved out of the ice and Dakota is following him.
"Oh, now I get it" Dakota said. "You're going to use that to melt the other fort"
B nods.
"Cool" Dakota said.
B looks at Dakota then at the magnifying glass and then back at her.
"Are you trying to say you want me to help?" Dakota asked.
He nods.
"Let me think about it" Dakota said.
There is a long pause.
"Fine" Dakota said. "It's only ice. What could happen"
Dakota grabs part of the ice and she helps B get it up on top of their fort. The sun shines through the magnifying glass and starts to melt the opposing fort.
Over on the Maggots Jo, Mike, and Cameron are experiencing the effects of B's magnifying glass.
"We're melting!" Cameron exclaimed.
"Mike, do your weird gymnast thing and get on the catapult" Jo said.
"I-I-I can't! My personality- Impressions! Are hard to do under stress" Mike said.
Cameron's eyes light up with an idea.
"And first up on the vault it's five time Russian champion Svetlana!" Cameron said.
This causes Mike to gasps and change into Svetlana.
"For victory!" Svetlana cheered.
Jo holds back the shovel and Svetlana springs off of it and into the air.
"Yeah that was weird" Jo said.
Meanwhile, Dakota and B go over to Scott and Dawn.
"Guess what, we've got great news" Dakota said.
"Do I want to know?" Scott asked.
B nods.
"B built a magnifying glass to melt the other fort" Dakota explained.
"Wonderful news" Dawn said.
"That's great..." Scott said as he tried to suppress his rage. "Are you sure it works"
"Uh, why wouldn't it?" Dakota asked. "B and I built it"
B casts a glance at Dakota.
"Fine, mostly him. But I was the one in charge of positioning it" Dakota said.
Meanwhile, Brick is still pushing Anne Maria.
"Hang on, I think we're gettin' closer to my hairspray" Anne Maria said.
Anne Maria reaches down and picks up her hairspray bottle. She kisses the bottle and then puts more of it in her hair. While this is happening a snowball hits her in the forehead and she tumbles to the ground.
"Are you okay?" Zoey asked.
Brick and Zoey duck down to pick up Anne Maria. While they're down Svetlana goes flying over their heads.
"Make way for Svetlana!" Svetlana exclaimed.
Svetlana crashes through the wall of the fort and part of his shirt gets ripped.
"What the heck just happened?" Scott asked.
Dawn shrugs.
Svetlana gets up from the ground and their shirt falls off. They gasp and slick their hair back.
"Aye! Vito in the house you losers!" Vito said.
Vito pushes Scott out of the way and goes over to the flag. He takes it out of the ground as Zoey, Brick, and Anne Maria entered the room.
"Ayo, you lookin' for this?" Vito asked his team.
"Oh my..." Anne Maria said dreamily.
"Hand it over" Scott said.
He runs over to Vito but is pushes out of the way with no trouble. Zoey goes over to Vito and grabs his hand.
"Hey! Pasty! If you wanna touch Vito you gotta earn it" Vito said.
"Now that's what I'm talkin' about" Anne Maria said.
"Come on Mike we've had enough" Brick said. "You win best actor. Now hand over the flag"
"Over my tanned body" Vito said.
"What the heck is going on?" Zoey asked.
"I don't know but I like it" Anne Maria said.
Dawn, B, and Dakota start to back away from everyone else. Brick and Scott both try and tackle Vito to get the flag. Scott gets thrown out of the fort.
"Ow..." Scott said weakly.
He looks around and sees the destruction that the magnifying glass has caused the Maggot's fort.
"No!" Scott exclaimed. "I need to do something"
He looks over and sees that Sam is still frozen.
"Got it" Scott said.
He makes a snowball and throws it at the magnifying glass. The magnifying glass is knock slightly askew and the light shines on to the ice Sam is frozen in. The light shines on to the Rats fort causing the whole thing to melt.
"Nice magnifying lens guys" Scott said to B and Dakota.
"I don't understand what went wrong" Dakota said. "What about you Bev?"
B shrugs.
"It was working just fine before" Dakota said.
"The Mutant Maggots win once again!" Chris announced. "And as an added bonus you get some McLean brand hot chocolate. Scald your senses with chocolatey goodness"
"Scald?" Brick said confusedly. "You sure you didn't mean something else?"
"I know what I said" Chris said.
Meanwhile, Lightning has finally regained consciousness and Sam had unfrozen himself.
"Huh, what?" Lightning asked. "All right! Let's go!"
He gets up and starts running only to fall into the cold water and get encased in ice.
Confessional
"I achieved two things today" Jo said. "Won the challenge and Brick will be my peon until I render him useless"
Second Confessional
"Okay, did Vito show up earlier?" Mike asked. "Chester and Svetlana are hard to keep in line as it is. But with Vito things just went from bad to worse"
End Confessional
Later, Dawn, Scott, Lightning, and Sam are talking outside the cabin.
"So we all agree to get rid of either B or Dakota" Sam said.
"We shouldn't get rid of B" Dawn said. "He has a good heart. I'm sure he didn't mean to make us lose on purpose"
"And I bet it's that stick thin blonde that messed it all up" Scott said.
"Hey!" Dawn exclaimed.
"I meant Dakota" Scott said.
"Hey!" Sam exclaimed. "Dakota's not that bad. Plus she's super hot"
"Now hold on a minute" Lightning said. "Maybe we should consider getting rid of Sam too"
"What?!" Sam exclaimed.
"Well if it weren't for you Lightning would have been able to steal the other teams flag" Lightning said. "But you had to go get all frozen"
"It's not my fault" Sam said. "Scott said I should go capture the flag even though I'm not in good shape"
"Hey! Don't try and pin this on me" Scott said.
"Let's try not to blame this on one person" Dawn said.
"Fine" Scott said. "We'll just keep our votes to ourselves"
The others nod.
The footage cuts to later where the Rats are at the campfire ceremony.
"Well today was another day of fun for me and not so much fun for you" Chris said. "The following Rats are safe. Dawn, Scott, Sam, and Lightning"
He throws them all marshmallows.
"B, Dakota, you two messed up the biggest today" Chris said.
"I swear it wasn't my fault" Dakota said.
B nods.
"Well that's up for your team to decide" Chris said.
Chef walks up to them in the hazmat suit and carrying the Toxic Marshmallow.
"I've got one marshmallow for today's loser" Chris said. "And it goes to..."
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"... Dakota" Chris finished.
"No!" She exclaimed.
Chef throws the marshmallow at her. It lands right at her feet and sinks into the ground a bit.
"Wait! I want more screen time!" Dakota exclaimed. "You can't do this!"
Chef grabs Dakota and starts dragging her away.
"There's got to be a way out of this" Dakota said.
She takes her last cellphone out of her pocket and dials a number.
"Hey daddy. Uh, I'm in a bit of trouble could you help me out?" Dakota said into the phone. "Really? Thanks"
Dakota looks over at Chris and holds up the cellphone.
"It's for you" Dakota said.
Chris takes the phone.
"Hello, Chris McLean here" Chris said. "How much? Okay, yeah I think that works out for the both of us. Pleasure doing business with you Mr. Milton"
He hangs up the phone.
"Good news Dakota" Chris said. "You get to stay..."
"Yes!" She cheered.
"As an intern" He finished.
"What?!" Dakota exclaimed. "Whatever, at least I don't have to take the Hurl of Shame"
"Actually, we don't have any spare intern uniforms so we're gonna have to send you away to get fitted for one" Chris said.
The camera cuts to Dakota sitting in the Hurl of Shame.
"Is it too late to just be eliminated?" Dakota asked. "I really wouldn't mind it"
"The chance for that passed a long time ago" Chris said. "See you later"
Chris activates the Hurl of Shame and Dakota is flung into the distance.
"Come back for more mayhem, mutants, and manipulation" Chris said. "Next time on, Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island"
I know it's weird to save Dakota from elimination in the previous chapter only to eliminate her in this one. I did it so that B could have more screen time. The only other way I guess I could have done this is by having the first chapter not be an elimination but I didn't want to have to write Staci for more than one chapter. She's one of my least favourite characters to write for. Plus Dakota isn't really gone since she'll stick around as an intern. Also, since Truth or Laser shark wasn't an elimination that means that Finders Creepers will be an elimination. Who will it be? Well, I obviously won't tell you. Anyway, be sure to review to let me know your thoughts on the chapter.