"Last time on Total Drama Revenge of the Island. Our campers went on a scavenger hunt. That was spooky. And very, very, painful. Anne Maria told Jo what she really thought about her. She didn't take it too well. Oh, and Izzy was dressed as a spider. It's scarier than it sounds. In the end for defying Jo and just not generally being a good person it was Anne Maria who took the Hurl of Shame. I won't miss her. Who will ride the Hurl of Shame next? How many times can I laugh at their pain before someone suggests I get professional help? Find out right now on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!"
It was an early morning at the camp and the Rats on the male side of the cabin were fast asleep.
"No... Land-Shark..." Scott muttered in his sleep.
Dawn entered the room.
"Good morning team." Dawn said.
Nobody heard her due to everyone being asleep.
"Good morning team!" She repeated loudly.
The only person to wake up was Lightning who quickly sprung up from his bed.
"Who?! What?! Where?!" Lightning shouted.
He tried to get out of bed but got tangled in the sheets and out of the bed face first.
"Oh my goodness! Are you okay?" Dawn asked.
"What were you thinking Creepy Girl?" Lightning asked.
"It's almost seven o'clock." Dawn said. "Time to wake up."
"Who the Hell gets up at seven during the summer?" Lightning asked. "Lightning ain't a farmer."
Confessional
"I can tell that my team thinks I'm strange." Dawn said. "Truthfully, I've never had a friend for more than a year. I hope they can grow to accept me."
Second Confessional
"I ain't likin' Dawn that much." Lightning said. "She's just too weird. The worst part is she woke Lightning up when he was about to win the Super Bowl."
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Mike was sleepwalking on top of his bed while Cameron took notes on it and Brick slept above Cameron.
"Settle down everybody..." Mike said in his sleep.
Mike gasped and became Svetlana.
"Svetlana will stick ze landing..." Svetlana said. "Practice makes perfect..."
She jumped off the bed and smashed her face into the ground.
"I made it..." She muttered.
Cameron jotted something down in his notebook. They gasped again and became Vito.
"You're goin' down twinke toes." Vito threatened.
He gasped and turned into Chester.
"I've had it with you punks." Chester said.
"Fascinating." Cameron said, jotting something down in his notebook.
Confessional
"So far I've documented three distinct personalities within Mike." Cameron said. "He's like a walking talking psychology textbook. And it's a total page-turner!"
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Dawn and B were collecting firewood for their team.
"You know B, you shouldn't let the others ignore you just because you don't talk." Dawn said.
B just shrugged.
"I know that you're the best person to lead this team." Dawn said. "Try and get your ideas out there more."
Scott came walking over to them.
"Hey Bev, we need to talk." Scott said.
B gave him the thumbs up.
"Great." Scott said.
"I'll let you two have some privacy." Dawn said.
Dawn got up and walked away. Scott looked over to make sure that Dawn was out of earshot.
"Okay B, here's the thing." Scott said. "Me and Lightning have agreed to vote out Dawn next."
B shook his head no.
"Listen Bev, if you want to win this you can't take things like friendship into consideration." Scott said. "Frankly, the longer she stays the bigger of a threat she becomes."
B once again shook his head no.
"Ugh, fine. We'll settle this later." Scott said.
Meanwhile, Brick was doing push ups outside the cabin.
"Okay, I'm gonna be in charge now." Brick said. "No more of Jo bossing me around."
A whistle blew behind Brick.
"Attention soldier!" Jo exclaimed from behind him.
"Sir, yes sir!" Brick yelled.
He tried to salute with one hand but fell to the ground.
"Next time don't try to salute and do push ups." Jo said.
"Yes ma'am..." Brick said weakly.
Brick got up from the ground.
"Ready for another day of crushing the competition?" Jo asked.
"Uh, we lost the last challenge." Brick pointed out.
"Meh, we only lost Anne Maria." Jo said. "That's like losing a baby tooth. You miss it a little then you remember they're easily replaceable."
"Our team is going to fall apart if you keep pushing us around." Brick said.
"No way." Jo said. "With my leadership skills we'll dominate the Rats. I'm even trying to get the rest of these numskulls into shape."
The camera panned to Cameron who was reading a book on how to exercise.
"Hmm... How to do a push up." Cameron read. "Step one lie on the ground."
Cameron lied on the ground as instructed.
"Step two push up." He continued to read.
He attempted to do a push up only for his arms to make a cracking noise which caused him to fall down.
"Is there a doctor in the house..." He muttered.
The camera moved to Brick and Jo watching him.
"Uh... It's a work in progress." Jo said.
"I can see that..." Brick said.
Meanwhile in the Rats cabin, Sam is playing on his Game Guy with Lightning sitting above him.
"Man, Lightning's hungry. Better get some protein in me." Lightning said.
He pulled a container of protein powder out from behind his pillow. He opened it only to find that it was empty.
"Nooooooo!" Lightning shouted over dramatically.
"Dude, sounds like a shaman warlock cast a screaming spell on you." Sam commented.
Lightning climbed down from the bed.
"Somebody robbed Lightning!" Lightning exclaimed.
"What's they take? Your weapons or your armour?" Sam asked, only half listening to Lightning.
"They took my protein powder." Lightning said.
"You sure you didn't just eat it all?" Sam asked.
"Sha-what?! No way. Lightning would never go through it that quickly." Lightning said. "Lightning's gonna find whoever did this and show 'em what happens to people who mess with him."
"Whatever." Sam said, his eyes still fixated on his video game.
Later, the teams were in the mess hall getting served. Lightning walked over to Chef who plopped down a mess of meats and vegetables onto his tray.
"There's protein in this, right?" Lightning asked.
Chef growled at him.
"Lightning's takin' that as a no." Lightning said.
Dawn walked over to him.
"Your chi is looking shrunken." Dawn said.
"Chi? Which muscle is chi?" Lightning asked as he flexed his right arm. "Whatever, doesn't matter. Lightning does not do shrinkage."
Lightning took Dawn's tray.
"Sorry girl, Lightning needs this protein." He said.
"Attention campers!" Chris announced over the speakers. "Breakfast is cutting into time that you could spend getting injured. Grab your swimsuits and meet me at the dock. Pronto."
"Oh come on, I'm still eating." Mike complained.
"Yeah, it's not like he can make us go out there." Jo said.
"If you don't leave in the next ten second I'll be forced to release the raccoon." Chris said.
"The raccoon?" Scott said confusedly.
"Aw... Raccoons are cute." Dawn said.
A large crate is lowered down behind them. A giant mutated raccoon broke out of the crate causing the contestants to scream.
"I withdraw my statement..." Dawn nervously said.
The contestants run out of the mess hall. Once they all left Lightning exited the kitchen with a cart full of meat.
"Hey, where'd everyone go?" Lightning asked. "Oh well, more for Lightning."
He started to eat the meat as the shadow of the raccoon loomed over him.
Meanwhile, the other contestants have met with Chris outside.
"What the Hell is wrong with you!" Jo shouted. "That thing could have killed us!"
"Oh no, he's mostly harmless." Chris explained. "The only reason he'd attack you is if you you got between him and food."
"Hey, where's Lightning?" Sam asked.
"Beats me." Scott said.
"I thought he was with you two." Dawn said to Scott and B.
B shrugged.
"Weird." Chris said.
Lightning came flying out the window of the mess hall and landed at Chris' feet.
"Ah, glad you could make it in time." Chris said.
"Daddy, is that you..." Lightning mumbled.
Later, the contestants had gathered on the docks in their swimsuits near some old fashioned diving suits.
"All right." Chris said. "Here to get today's competition underway is Total Drama Classic contestant... Bridgette!"
Bridgette and Dakota went up to the docks in a canoe.
"Let's get this over with." Bridgette said. "Remember, my contract said demonstration only.*
"Relax, no demo needed." Chris said. "Just pour some chum into the water. Oh, and try not to die or whatever."
Dakota picked up a bucket of chum and sniffed it.
"Ew!" Dakota exclaimed. "Why did I think that was a good idea?! What's in this?"
"Leftovers." Chris said. "... From last season."
Gross!" Dakota yelled as she dropped the bucket, spilling a bit of it on the boat.
A shark stick its head out of the water and took a bite out of the boat, narrowly missing Dakota.
"So not cool!" Bridgette exclaimed.
"Thank you." Chris said. "Now, in the first part of this challenge each team must get a pair of water skis in an underwater mission... Or drown trying. One victim- I mean camper, will snag the skis in an old school diving suit while another player has to pump air down to them. First team to get their skis wins and also gets an advantage in the second challenge. You must decide among yourselves who will go underwater."
The camera moved over to the Maggots talking.
"Listen up team. I'm the one diving." Jo said.
"Are you saying we can't dive?" Brick asked.
Jo dropped the diving helmet on Cameron's head and it weighed him down the ground.
"She's got a point..." Cameron said weakly.
"Listen to the weakling." Jo said. "Now, get pumping air and don't make me use my whistle."
Jo felt around and realized she wasn't wearing a whistle.
"What the heck!? I could've sworn I had a whistle." Jo said.
The camera moved over to the Rats.
"Okay men, and Dawn." Scott said.
"Thank you." Dawn said.
"I say I should be the one to go down." Scott said.
"But Lightning is way stronger." Lightning said.
"Yeah, we need those muscles for pumping air." Scott said. "So I'm going in."
Confessional
Scott carved a piece of wood with his shark tooth in the confessional.
"Of course I know Lightning would be better for going underwater." Scott said. "But if I'm the one down there it'll make it a whole lot easier to throw the challenge."
End Confessional
Later, Jo and Scott had gotten into their diving suits.
"Ready?" Chris asked.
They both nodded.
"Then go!" Chris announced.
The two of them jumped into the water and saw the skis tied to the rocks. Jo went as fast as she could towards the skis while Scott went at ta nice leisurely pace. Scott felt something tugging on his cord and he looked back only to see that Fang held his air tube.
Confessional
"Okay... Maybe Lightning should have gone." Scott said.
End Confessional
Back on the docks Sam pumped air down to Scott while looking tired out.
"C'mon man, let Lightning take over." Lightning said. "This ain't a team of losers. Besides, Scott told me to pump."
"I agree with this." Dawn said.
B nodded.
"Oh thank God." Sam said. "I actually have no idea why I was pumping."
Lightning grabbed on to the pump and started pumping air down to Scott very quickly.
"Now this is how you pump air!" Lightning cheered.
Meanwhile, down underwater, Scott was attempting to run away from Fang. However all the excess being pumped air caused his suit to inflate. Fang ran into the suit and bounced away from Scott.
Above the water, Cameron and Brick were cheering on Jo.
"Go Jo!" Cameron cheered.
"Keep up the good work ma'am." Brick said.
The camera moved over to Zoey talking to Mike while he pumped air.
"Hey Mike, I've just got one tiny question for you." Zoey said. "Why the heck where you making out with Anne Maria in the last challenge! ... Sorry. I don't shout that often. Again, very sorry. But if it's not too much trouble would you please answer my question."
"Uh... Well... Sometimes, I just get so into character I forget things." Mike said.
"So... You're like a method actor?" Zoey asked.
"Um... Yes!" Mike said quickly. "Listen, if you don't like my "Characters" I will totally stop using them."
"Just tone it down a bit. Okay?" Zoey said.
"Consider it done." Mike said.
Confessional
"I don't entirely trust Mike's excuse." Zoey said. "It just sounded a bit fishy. I think I should watch him more closely. In a show like this you never know who the bad guy is."
End Confessional
Meanwhile, underwater, Jo had gotten closer to the skis. She realized that Scott was nowhere to be seen so she looked behind her to see Scott getting beaten up by Fang.
Confessional
"Okay... That's actually kind of messed up." Jo said.
End Confessional
Back above the water Cameron walked over to Mike and Zoey.
"Mike, Zoey, is there any way for you to pump air faster?" Cameron asked.
"I'm going as fast as I can." Mike said.
"Uh, I can leave you alone if you want." Zoey said.
"That'd actually make it easier that focus." Mike said. "No offense."
"It's fine." Zoey said as she walked away.
Mike felt a tugging on the air pump tube.
"That's the signal for pump faster." Mike said.
"Isn't that the signal for shark attack?" Cameron asked.
"I don't think we went over signals now that I think about it." Mike said. "I should probably go faster."
Mike began pumping air down faster.
"You look sweaty." Cameron said. "Want to take your shirt off?"
"Uh, no thanks!" Mike said quickly.
Confessional
"People around here have weird reactions to things." Cameron said.
End Confessional
Over on the Rats Lightning still looks like he's full of energy.
"Sha-yeah! Lightning could do this all day!" Lightning cheered.
"Hey, wait a minute. Where did Dawn go?" Sam asked.
B pointed his thumb behind him over to the beach where Dawn was seen collecting sea shells.
"Is she for real?" Lightning said.
Confessional
"Y'see this is why that Mime Guy needs to work with Lightning and Scott to get rid of Creepy Girl." Lightning said. "He ain't a team player. And Dawn has done nothing to help us out. We can't win with her around. And winning is the most important thing. Period... You know what. Make that an exclamation mark."
End Confessional
Sam reached around in his swimsuit pocket trying to find something and it turns up empty.
"Hey, where's my backup console?" Sam asked. "I had it earlier."
B shrugged.
"First my powder then Jo loses his whistle and now this." Lightning said. "Something sha-weird is goin' on."
"You guys don't understand how important that thing is to me." Sam said. "I haven't not had video games in years."
"You need to get out more." Lightning said.
Meanwhile, underwater, Fang was holding on to the air tube and punching Scott. The air tube came unhooked from the suit and the excess air in the diving suit caused Scott to go forwards and knock over Jo. This also caused him to loosen the ropes on his teams skis and they floated to the surface.
"The Rats win part one!" Chris announced.
Scott then flew out of the water with his over filled suit deflating like a balloon.
"Huh... There's something you don't see everyday." Brick said.
Meanwhile, Zoey is happily sitting on a rock on the beach. She poked the sand with a stick.
"Hello Zoey." A squeaky voice from behind her said. "What are you doing here."
Zoey turned around to see Dawn behind her.
"Oh, hey Dawn." Zoey said. "Mike just said he needed a bit of space so I went over to the beach."
"It makes sense that he'd want some time to himself." Dawn said.
"Why?" Zoey asked. "Does he think I'm being clingy?"
"Oh of course not." Dawn said. "Mike likes you. It's all over his aura. The Mike parts anyway."
"Wait, what?" Zoey asked. "What does that mean?"
"Oh look another sea shell." Dawn said as she pointed to a sea shell, completely ignoring Zoey.
She picked up the sea shell and put it in her trash bag.
"Well, I should get back to my team." Dawn said.
"No, wait, you didn't really explain anything to me." Zoey said.
Dawn got up and walked away.
"That was weird..." Zoey said.
Confessional
"I don't like to speak badly about anyone." Zoey said. "But Dawn is really creepy. Reading auras, talking to animals, it's not really... Normal. I'm not saying she's a witch. But she might be a wizard."
End Confessional
Later, Chris was explaining the next part of the challenge to the teams.
"The Rats were the first to grab water skis." Chris said. "Their reward..."
An intern drives a speed boat up to the Rats.
"A McLean brand speed boat to use in the second part of the challenge." Chris finished.
"Cool." Sam said.
"Sha-bam!" Lightning cheered.
"Does it use green energy?" Dawn asked.
"No." Chris said before he turned to the Maggots. "As for you all, you get..."
Another intern drove a rubber raft with a motor attached to it up to the Maggots.
"This thing." He finished.
"Suckers." Lightning said.
Scott climbed up on the docks looking beaten up by the shark.
"Guys, you almost forgot about me." Scott said.
"Oh, sorry dude." Lightning said.
"Attention everyone, I'm trying to explain part two of the challenge." Chris said. "You will all be participating in a death defying water ski race. The goal..."
The camera switched to Bridgette and Dakota approaching a water mine with a bell on top of it.
"Be the first to ring all four bells on these four totally harmless buoys."
Their canoe touched the buoy causing it to explode and launch them into the air. Dakota slammed into a buoy and grabbed on to it to keep afloat.
"Rude." Dakota remarked.
Bridgette landed next to Chris on docks.
"See, you demonstrated the challenge." Chris said. "Nice work."
"I don't think that was demonstrating." Bridgette said.
"It demonstrates what happens when a mine explodes." Chris said before looking back at the teams. "Choose three campers to water ski, one to drive, and one to fire the gull cannon."
"Gull cannon?" Dawn asked confusedly.
"Yeah, you heard me." Chris said.
He took out a remote and pressed a button. Two cannons with mutant seagulls inside of them raised up from the boats.
"Cool... First person shooter." Sam said.
"This is animal cruelty and I won't partake in it." Dawn said.
"You have to participate." Chris said. "It's in your contract."
"Fine..." Dawn said.
"Each team gets three chances to shoot the bells." Chris said. "Or the other team. Especially the other team."
Cameron looked closer at the seagull gun and noticed the fangs and snake-like tails on the seagulls
"This seagull looks abnormal." Cameron said.
"That's 'casue it's part rattlesnake." Chris said. "And has paralyzing venom."
"Ah!" Cameron exclaimed as he jolted away from the gulls.
"Whichever team rings the most bells wins." Chris explained.
"Ooh, can I drive?" Zoey asked.
"Whatever." Jo said. "I just wanna get my hands on that gun."
The camera moved over to Scott, Sam, and Lightning getting in the boat.
"Lightning's driving." Lightning said.
"I call shotgun." Scott said. "I've been shooting kitchen rats with my pappy since I was six."
"Aw man, but I've always wanted to be in a real life first person shooter." Sam said.
"Then go join the army with Brick over there." Scott sad as he pointed over at the other team. "I'm doing this."
"Okay..." Sam said, sounding sad.
He got up on the dock.
"I guess this means we're on water skis." Dawn said as she picked up the cord attached to the back of the boat.
"Uh... I'm more of a floater than a skier." Sam said.
Lightning started the boat and began to drive causing Dawn to be dragged behind the boat. Sam and B grab on to her and are dragged too. Soon after, Zoey starts up her teams boat and drags Brick, Mike, and Cameron behind her on skis.
"Sha-zoom, baby!" Lightning cheered. "We've got this in the bag! Those Maggots will never catch us."
"Great..." Scott said sarcastically.
The camera moved over to the Maggots' boat. Fang rose out of the water and began to gain on the boat.
"Uh... Zoey... Do something!" Cameron asked.
"This thing is going as fast as it can." Zoey said.
"Ma'am I suggest you do something before we become shark food." Brick said.
"Jo! You need to shoot the shark." Zoey said.
"I don't wanna waste ammo." Jo said.
"It's your ammo or our lives!" Mike exclaimed.
"Fine." Jo said.
Jo fired the gull cannon and a mutant seagull flew out and hit Fang in the nose. The gull bounced off Fang and went past Mike, accidentally ripping off his shirt in the process.
"What the-" Mike began before gasping and becoming Vito.
"Hey, hey, hey! Looks like it's a great day for water skiing!" Vito cheered. "Hey, where's that hairspray chick go?"
Confessional
"Ugh! What happened to toning it down?" Zoey asked, sounding frustrated. "Sorry, it's just that I hate his stupid "Vito" character the most. The old man and the gymnast are kind of amusing but this one gets on my nerves."
End Confessional
Over on the Rats Lightning looked pretty confident in himself.
"We've got this challenge in the bag." Lightning said. "Check it. I can drive with one hand."
Lightning took one hand off the steering wheel and looked over at Scott.
"What do you think?" Lightning asked.
"Look out!" Sam exclaimed.
Lightning looked ahead and saw that the speedboat was about to head into a large patch of reeds.
"Oh crap..." Lightning said.
The camera moved over to the Maggots.
"Woo! Looks like the Rats just went down." Jo said. "We're in the clear now.
"You go girl!" Vito cheered.
"Shut up." Jo said.
Jo looked ahead and set her sights on the first bell.
"Zoey, keep the boat steady." Jo said.
"Trust me, that's very easy to do." Zoey said. "This boat is very slow."
Jo prepared to fire her gun but a different seagull came out of nowhere and rang the bell causing the mine it was on to explode. The Maggots screamed.
"Uh... Nice work Jo." Zoey said. "Just try not to blow it up next time."
"That wasn't me." Jo said.
The Rats' speed boat, now covered in reeds, drove up beside the Maggots.
"Sha-yeah!" Lightning cheered.
"Nice shot Scott." Dawn said.
"Yeah, woo." Scott said uninterested before he toned his voice down to a whisper. "Stupid gun... That wasn't supposed to hit."
The camera moved back over to the Maggots.
"We're losing! This isn't supposed to happen!" Brick exclaimed. "I don't wanna lose twice in a row!"
Cameron scratched his chin before his face lit up with an idea.
"What we need is an Olympian." Cameron said as he looked over at Vito.
Vito gasped and became Svetlana.
"It's time for Svetlana to get gymnastic!" Svetlana proclaimed.
Back on the Rats Lightning is once again looking confident.
"Oh yeah! In the lead!" Lightning cheered.
"Don't get too cocky." Sam said. "Remember what happened last time?"
"Oh relax." Lightning said as he took his hands off the steering wheel and turned to look at Sam. "I'm not stupid."
"Look out!" Dawn exclaimed.
Their boat went by the buoy Dakota was stranded on and Lightning got his head stuck in the bucket she was holding.
"Hey!" Dakota exclaimed.
"Who turned out the sun?" Lightning asked.
Lightning stumbled around trying to figure out what had happened only to accidentally hit the breaks on the speedboat causing it to come to an abrupt stop and launch B, Dawn, and Sam off their skis to the front of the boat.
Confessional
"Yikes, things are not looking up for Lightning." Scott said. "Oh well, at least we're losing now."
End Confessional
The Maggots' dinghy passed the Rats' speedboat.
"Svetlana will now perform the triple pike dismount!" Svetlana proclaimed.
She let go of the boat and jumped into the air doing a flip in the process. She landed on top of one of the water mines and rang the bell. Svetlana hopped back over to her boat and the mine exploded.
"Nice work sir." Brick said.
"Yes, I am amazing." Svetlana said.
The camera moved back to the Rats in their speedboat.
"Aw man, we lost our skis." Sam said.
"This is not good." Dawn said.
B nodded.
"Oh yeah, terrible." Scott said, attempted to disguise his joy.
Lightning took the bucket off of his head.
"What happened?" Lightning asked.
"Because of you we lost our skis and now we're losing." Sam said.
"Hey! Lightning don't make mistakes." Lightning said.
"Wait, I sense B has a plan." Dawn said.
B nodded before pointing at Sam.
"What do you want me to do?" Sam asked.
He pointed at the driving seat.
"Aw sweet, you want me to drive." Sam said.
B gave him a thumbs up.
"Sha-what! Lightning's the driver!" Lightning exclaimed. "You can't take that away from me."
"Lightning, please try and be cooperative." Dawn pleaded.
"Fine, but you'd better have a good job for Lightning." Lightning said.
The scene shifted to later where Sam was driving while B and Dawn stood on top of Lightning who they were using as a water ski.
"This is not what Lightning meant!" Lightning shouted.
"Woo! Now we're back in this!" Sam cheered.
"Scott, try not to fire any more of those poor seagulls." Dawn said.
"I promise." Scott said before then firing another seagull out of the cannon and into the air. "Okay, now I'll stop."
"Come on guys! Let's go beat the maggots." Sam said.
"Nice work B." Dawn said.
The camera cut to the Maggots' boat.
"Oh no! The Rats are back!" Zoey exclaimed.
"Not for much longer." Jo said.
"Whoa! We only have two more of these left." Zoey said.
"Relax, I know what I'm doing." Jo said.
Jo tried to fired the gun but for some reason the seagull wasn't shot out.
"What the heck is wrong with this thing?" Jo asked. "I think it's jammed. Hang on, I think I should-"
The seagull cannon exploded in Jo's face.
"Oh my gosh! Are you okay?" Zoey asked.
Jo spat out a mouthful of feathers.
"What do you think?"She asked.
"Look out!" Brick exclaimed as he pointed ahead to some rocks they were going towards.
"Well this sucks." Jo said.
The boat crashed into the rocks sending the Maggots and their dinghy into the air. Zoey landed on a large rock, Jo landed in their boat, Brick and Mike hugged each other as they landed in the water, and Cameron landed on his back on top of the boats engine.
"My thoracic vertebrae..." Cameron said weakly.
The Rats' speedboat passed the wreckage of the Maggots.
"Oh my goodness!" Dawn exclaimed. "Those poor birds. This is worse than the class field trip to the chicken nugget factory."
"Uh... We've got bigger worries." Lightning said. "Like Lightning needed to see a doctor after being dragged through the water!"
"Hey Scott, I see the last mine." Sam said as he pointed at the final water mine. "Get ready to level up."
Confessional
Scott whittled a stick with his shark tooth in the confessional.
"There's no way I can win." Scott said. "Winning would ruin my plan. So I gots to be smart. Smart like a-"
He accidentally poked himself in the eye with his shark tooth.
"Ow! Medic!" He exclaimed.
End Confessional
Scott fired the last seagull out of his cannon and it hit Sam in the back.
"One double decaf-halfcaf-cafinator..." Sam said dazedly before falling over backwards.
"Oh my gosh. Sam's unconscious somehow." Scott said, trying to fake surprise.
"Scott! You need to drive!" Dawn exclaimed.
"I can't. I'm the gunner." Scott said.
"B, do you think you can drive?" Dawn asked.
B nervously nodded.
"Good." Dawn said.
Meanwhile, the Maggots were recovering from their crash.
"Nice going Red." Jo said to Zoey. "Thanks to you we've basically lost."
"I'm really sorry." Zoey said. "But look, we can still win."
She pointed over at the last bell.
"Hmm... I've got an idea." Jo said as she looked over at Cameron. "You ready to take one for the team Stringbean?"
"What does "Taking one for the team" involve?" Cameron asked.
Jo picked up Cameron and threw him towards the bell.
Meanwhile, B had made it to the front of his teams boat.
"Nice work B!" Dawn cheered.
"Yeah, way to go Beverly." Scott said uncaringly.
B turned around and gave the rest of his team a thumbs up.
"B! Look out!" Dawn exclaimed as she pointed to some rocks her teams' boat was heading towards.
He grabbed on to the steering wheel and tried to turn the boat around. But he was too late and the speedboat hit the rocks at a side angle sending all its passengers into the air. Lightning hugged Dawn out of fear in mid air and they both fell into the water, Scott slammed into a rock, and Sam abruptly landed on top of Scott.
"I can't feel my face..." Scott said weakly
"Neither can I..." Sam said.
B went the furthest out of all the Rats and he ended up slamming into Cameron who was flying towards him already thanks to Jo. The sudden force of impact caused the two boys to fall towards the water. B landed right next to the water mine and Cameron landed on top of the water mine ringing the bell in the process.
The camera cut to Chris watching the action unfold through a pair of binoculars.
"Hey, where's my explosion?" Chris asked as he looked over at Chef.
"I don't know." Chef said, shrugging.
Chris looked back into his binoculars and particularly large explosion happened causing some nearby trees to shake and some wildlife to scatter.
"Now that's what I'm talking about." Chris said.
The scene shifted to later on the beach where Cameron is being helped into an ambulance while his team watched.
"You did good out there soldier." Brick said.
"Thanks..." Cameron said. "Now if you excuse me I need to nap for a few hours..."
The Rats all crawled out of the water and on to the beach.
"I'm taking it we lost..." Scott said.
"Aw man, how did that last gull get me?" Sam asked.
"Jo musta had a lucky shot." Scott said.
"Yes... Jo." Dawn said, sounding suspicious of Scott's lie.
Confessional
"Jo's gun was jammed. The gull that hit Sam only could have come from out boat." Dawn said. "I swear by the great Earth Mother I will expose Scott for the traitor he is."
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Lightning talked to B outside their cabin.
"Y'know next time we water ski Lighting does not want to be the skis." Lightning said. "If Lightning kept drivin' we totally woulda won."
B rolled his eyes at Lightning.
"Hey! I saw that!" He exclaimed.
Dawn walked over to the two boys.
"Excuse me, I would like to have a word with B." Dawn said.
"Sure, he's all your Creepy Girl." Lightning said. "He don't talk to Lightning anyway."
Lightning got up and walked away from the cabin. Dawn looked behind her to make sure Lightning was far away.
"Okay, B, I have some news for you." Dawn said. "You can not trust Scott. He's the reason we lost today."
B scratched his head confusedly.
"I'm not making this up." Dawn said. "Jo's gun didn't work. Only Scott could've hit Sam in the back."
B's eyes widen with realization.
"We need to vote out Scott." Dawn said. "If you could win Lightning over we'd be the majority. I'd do it myself but you're on better terms with him. Understand?"
B gave Dawn a thumbs up before getting up and walking away to find Lightning.
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"I hope B can convince Lightning to go against Scott." Dawn said. "If not it could be very bad for him and me."
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B found Lightning eating inside the mess hall.
"Oh, what's up Bev?" Lightning asked. "How was your talk with Creepy Girl? Want some of Chef's leftovers?"
B politely shook his head no.
"Whatever, more protein for me." Lightning said.
He continued eating the meat on his plate. B reached into his jacket and pulled out a notebook. He reaches in again but can't seem to find anything.
"You lookin' for a pencil?" Lightning asked.
B nodded.
"Here." Lightning said as he handed B a pencil. "I use this to keep track of many times a day I exercise and that's about it. You should try and find yours. Things 'round here keep disappearing."
B wrote something down on the notepad but made sure to keep it facing away from Lightning.
"What's it say?" Lightning asked.
He turned his notebook around to reveal that he wrote: "Don't trust Scott. He sabotaged us.".
"Oh my God! Is that true?" Lightning asked.
B nodded.
"Well Lightning'll definitely do something about this." Lightning said.
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"And by that Lightning means tell Scott you're plotting against our alliance." Lightning said. "Lightning ain't dumb. He can see when someone's being manipulative. And trustin' the word someone who doesn't talk ain't Lightning's style."
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Meanwhile, inside the Rats cabin, Scott was talking to Sam.
"Okay Sam, I want to make sure you're on the same page as us. And don't have brain damage or whatever." Scott said.
"Don't worry. I'm feeling fine now." Sam said. "As long as I've got my games I should be fine."
Sam looked around on his bed for his handheld but can't see it.
"Aw dang it, my backup-backup Game Guy is gone." Sam said.
"Yeah, that's becoming a real problem around here." Scott said. "But Sam, I want to talk serious."
"Go ahead." Sam said.
"Most of the team agrees to get rid of Dawn." Scott said. "She's pretty much useless to the team and I'm not exactly sure how she got this far."
"I'll think about it." Sam said.
Lightning came into the room.
"Guys, we've got a bit of a situation." Lightning said.
"This'd better not be something stupid." Scott said.
"Bev's conspiring against you." Lightning said. "He told me you sabotaged us and not to trust you."
"Wh-what? That's ridiculous." Scott said, sounding a bit nervous.
"That's what Lightning thought." Lightning said. "Just thought you should know."
"Hmm... This is some valuable information." Scott said.
"Attention campers!" Chris announced over the speakers. "Campfire time is now! So get down here!"
The camera cut to later where the Rats have gathered at the fire pit with Chris.
"After an episode that ended with someone in the hospital, it's the Rats that are sending someone home." Chris said. "Y'know I'm surprised more episode don't end with people in the hospital. The following campers are momentarily safe: Sam, Dawn, and Lightning."
He tossed marshmallows to the listed campers.
"Scott, B, one of you will be getting the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom." Chris said as Chef in a hazmat suit held up the toxic marshmallow behind him. "But the one of you with the dishonour of receiving it is..."
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Chef threw the Toxic Marshmallow at B who barely dodged it.
"Sorry Bev, you're goin' home tonight." Scott said.
B glared at Scott.
The scene shifted to later where B sat in the Hurl of Shame with Dawn and Chris standing near him.
"Any words for the audience, Bev?" Chris asked B.
He just shook his head no.
"B, I'll keep quiet about the one sabotaging us for now but I'll make sure that your elimination was not in vain." Dawn said.
B smiled at her.
"How sweet." Chris said. "But stupid. Have fun putting up with Staci and Anne Maria."
Chris activated the Hurl of Shame and sent B flying into the air.
"I hope he's okay." Dawn said.
"There's only about a forty two percent chance he'll be injured." Chris said before looking into the camera. "Who will be potentially injured next? You'll have to stay tuned to find out, next time, on Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island."
I had fun writing this chapter. Especially with B, Dawn, and Lightning. By the way, the things getting stolen subplot will have a payoff. Just not in this chapter. As for the elimination, I wanted to have B around for longer and I contemplated eliminating someone else in this chapter. But I felt like this was the best time to get rid of him. His alliance with Lightning and Scott was fun to write but ultimately it would end with him or Lightning getting the boot. And I've still got plans for Lightning. But hey, at least he placed one spot higher than in canon so that's something. Anyway, let me know what you think of this chapter.