"Previously on Total Drama Revenge of the Island. The campers got in deep trouble with an underwater scavenger hunt. Dawn may've let it slip about Mike's personalities to Zoey. Not exactly sure if Zoey knew what she was talking about though. Speaking of stuff Dawn knows she found out about Scott throwing the challenges and told B about it. Luckily for her it was B's failed attempt to win over Lightning that sealed his fate and kept her safe another day. Is it the end of the line for Scott? Let's hope not. He's great for ratings. So let's get right into it on, Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!"
It was a morning on Camp Wawanakwa. Cameron and Mike were outside the bathroom and knocking on the door.
"Can you please let us in!" Cameron exclaimed.
"One second." Zoey politely said from the inside.
Meanwhile, inside the bathrooms Zoey was brushing her hair and Jo was just sitting on the counter looking at them.
"How does my hair look?" Zoey asked.
"KInd of dumb." Jo said bluntly. "There's way too much red. It actually hurts my eyes."
"Oh... Well, thanks for being honest at least." Zoey said.
"No problem." Jo said.
"I think Anne Maria has some hairspray she left behind before she was eliminated lying aorund." Zoey said. "Do you want any?"
"No thank you." Jo said. "I've never been on the frilly girly hair care bandwagon. I like to keep it nice and simple."
Jo pulled out an electric razor.
"I'm just gonna look away for the next few minutes..." Zoey said.
Meanwhile, all the Rats had just woken up and Lightning was trying to motivate them.
"All right team. We're gonna go out there today and sha-win!" Lightning cheered. "Are y'all with me?"
"Sure." Scott said.
"You know it!" Sam cheered.
"Of course." Dawn said.
"Let's do that cool thing in the movies where we all put our hands in a circle." Lightning said.
"Why not." Scott said.
The four Rats put their hands in a circle.
"Go Rats!" They cheered.
Scott noticed a weird bump on Sam's thumb.
"Whoa! What the Hell is that?!" Scott exclaimed.
"Oh, that's ten years of gaming right there." Sam said as he proudly pointed to his thumb.
"Pfft, video games?" Lightning scoffed. "Listen champ we're men, and a new age guru."
"Thank you." Dawn said.
"You are a half baked cinnamon bun with a face." Lightning said to Sam.
"Cinnamon bun? Hey! Gamers are athletes too." Sam said.
"I do not like to speak badly about people but it wouldn't hurt if you spent some time out in Mother Nature." Dawn said.
"I've got keen eye-hand coordination and catlike reflexes." Sam said. "I could get cheese out of a mouse trap if I wanted."
"Ten bucks says you can't do it." Lightning said.
"You're on!" Sam said.
The camera cut to later where Sam had set up several mousetraps.
"Three... Two... One..." Sam counted down. "Now!"
He quickly snatched up the cheese from the mousetrap without setting it off.
"Looks like someone owes me ten dollars." Sam said.
"Aw dang it." Lightning said.
Sam started to walk over towards his team but stepped on the mousetrap that clamped around his foot.
"Gah! Get it off!" Sam exclaimed.
He stumbled backwards and landed on the other mousetraps while the rest of his team watched in shock.
"Catlike reflexes..." Sam said weakly.
Confessional
"Maybe I'm a bit rusty." Sam said. "But can you blame me? My last console disappeared after the last challenge. I haven't played a video game in fourteen hours, five minutes, and twenty two second! Gah! I'm gonna go nuts. Mom, dad, if you're watching please send me a game console."
Second Confessional
"It's startin' to look like that Sam just might be the next target of my alliance with Lightning." Scott said before evilly laughing to himself. "But Dawn could still be a threat if I let her stay around any longer. Man, it's so hard to decide. I need to whittle something right now."
He reached around and tried to find his shark tooth but came up empty.
"What the- Who took my lucky shark tooth!" Scott exclaimed. "Gah! Whoever is stealing around here is gonna pay."
End Confessionals
"It's challenge time!" Chris announced over the speakers. "Campers, meet me on the other side of the island."
The camera cut to later where both teams had gathered on opposing bleachers in front of a stage. Mike sat down next to Zoey.
"Hey Zoey, I like your hair today." Mike said.
"Thanks." Zoey said. "You promise to try and tone down your improv comedy bits right."
"Huh, oh, right." Mike said.
Confessional
"My multiple personalities keep messing things up with Zoey." Mike said. "I'm still not entirely sure if we're dating or just friends. I'm cool with either one."
End Confessional
Chris, wearing a suit, sunglasses, and white wig, landed next to Chef on the stage in a jet pack. Chef took the jet pack from him.
"Welcome to your challenge." Chris said. "The weird and wild fashion spectacular!"
"Ooh, sounds fun." Zoey said.
"Question." Dawn said. "Will I have to handle any furs?"
"Probably." Chris said, causing a look of horror to sweep over Dawn's face in response.
"Pfft, fashion's just a waste of time." Jo said.
"You've been wearing the same mens sweatpants since day one." Mike said. "Most of us picked up on that already."
"Nobody needs to be reminded that I'm a girl." Jo said.
"Who's a girl?" Lightning asked.
Chris blew his airhorn to get the attention of the campers.
"Zip it!" Chris exclaimed. "You won't be walking the catwalk. No amount of fashion can help you people. Especially you Brick."
"Hey!" Brick exclaimed. "Is it the boots or the uni-brow?"
"Here's how it's gonna work." Chris said. "Each team gets a wardrobe of clothes, a makeup kit, and ten minutes on the clock for you to dress a model. Which will be sent down the the runway to be judged by Chef, myself, and today's Total Drama Classic competitor... Lindsay!"
Lindsay popped out of a nearby suitcase wearing blue boots as opposed to her usual red.
"Yay!" Lindsay cheered. "Don't you just love my new special fashion judge-y shoes?"
"Wow, we get to dress an actual model." Zoey said. "This'll be fun."
"Yep. Right after you catch one." Chris said.
"Catch a model? That's child's play." Jo said. "The way they eat they'll pass out after three steps."
"Uh, I never said anything about human models." Chris said. "Your models are in... There!"
Chris pointed off into the forest where a loud roar was heard in the distance. The competitors all exchanged nervous looks.
"They're wild, they're mutant, and just like me, despise teenagers." Chris said.
"This isn't gonna end well." Sam said.
"Okay fashionistas. It's time to go!" Chris announced as he pulled out an airhorn and blew it causing all the contestants to start running.
The camera cut to later where Brick was attempting to climb up a tree with Zoey watching him from below.
"Are you going to be okay?" Zoey asked.
"Ma'am, you don't need to worry about me." Brick said. "I'm a trained military professional."
"What are you even trying to catch?" Zoey asked.
"I think I see a frog." Brick said.
Brick made it up on to a branch and reached for a mutant frog. It started to glow and teleported away from Brick.
"What the heck?" Brick said confusedly.
It reappeared on his head.
"Aha!" He exclaimed as he grabbed the frog. "Got you!"
The frog teleported away. This time it brought Brick with it. He appeared somewhere mid air.
"Aw nuts..." Brick said before falling to the ground.
Meanwhile, Sam and Dawn were walking together.
"Sam, can we talk for a moment please?" Dawn asked.
"Sure." Sam said. "Do you play any video games?"
"No." Dawn said. "But Sam, I had a specific topic in mind."
"What is it?" Sam asked.
"Look, remember what happened to B in the last challenge?" Dawn asked.
"Not really. I was a little out of the loop there." Sam said. "I just voted for him because Lightning and Scott told me to and they intimidate me."
"We've lost four out of five challenges." Dawn said. "But we're on a capable team. Between me, Lightning, and B we had all our bases covered. I think I'm using that phrase right. Look, the point is somebody has been sabotaging us."
"Who?" Sam asked. "Is it Lightning? I knew he was playing dumb!"
"No, it's not Lightning." Dawn said. "It's Scott."
"Scott?" Sam said. "He's a little weird but I just saw him as a stereotypical redneck. Not saboteur. Why should I believe you?"
"Look me in the eyes." Dawn said. "Would I lie?"
Sam looked into Dawn's eyes for a few moments.
Confessional
"Dawn's strange. She looks like a video game princess and has a squeaky voice." Sam said. "I'm not sure if I should trust her. "Would I lie" is what the villain in Radioactive Man 3 said. Spoiler alert, he was totally lying. But Dawn hasn't really given me too much of a reason not to trust her so..."
End Confessional
"Okay. I'll keep a closer eye on Scott." Sam said.
"Great." Dawn said.
Meanwhile, Cameron and Jo were hiding in a bush and looking at a beaver.
"What's the plan?" Cameron asked.
"You go and grab that beaver." Jo said.
"Why me?" Cameron asked.
"Because, if it's a trap there's no way I'm falling for it." Jo said. "Now get to it."
Cameron jumped out of the bush and grabbed beaver.
"Yes!" He cheered.
He noticed that the beaver had not moved at all. The beaver moved and it was revealed that the beaver was actually attached to a mutant angler fish.
"Hi..." Cameron said nervously.
Cameron let go and he ran away from the angler fish. Jo got out of the bush and ran with Cameron.
Meanwhile, Scott came across a piece of pepperoni pizza lying on the ground inside a loop of rope.
"What's this doing here?" Scot asked as he scratched his head.
His eyes followed the rope over to a tree where he saw Fang hiding behind it with an axe.
"Too bad there's pepperoni on it!" Scott said loudly in order for Fang to hear him. "Otherwise I'd totally eat it!"
He walked away from the pizza slice. Fang facepalmed before dropping their axe on the ground and walking over to the pizza slice. He began to pick the pepperonis off the pizza. Scott went over to the rope and picked up the axe Fang had dropped. He cut the rope causing the loop to tighten around Fang's arm and lift him off the ground.
"Ha! You're such an idiot." Scott said to Fang. "Thanks for the pizza by the way."
Scott walked over to the pizza and picked it up.
Meanwhile, a mutant two headed rabbit was fighting two giant mutant beavers while a mutant squirrel shot lasers at them in the background. The camera moved over to Brick, Zoey, and Mike watching all of this.
"Uh... So who wants to get one?" Brick asked.
"Maybe it'd be a better idea to go for something a bit less... Deadly." Zoey said.
"I like that idea." Mike said.
"You've got five minutes people!" Chris announced over the speakers.
"How about that slimy maggot." Cameron said from out of view.
Brick, Zoey, and Mike look behind them and see Jo with Cameron next to her pointing to a tiny maggot.
"How can we dress it up?" Mike asked.
"No, I meant the one the size of a beagle." Cameron said.
They look over and see a larger mutant maggot next to the regular maggot.
"Uh... You sure Cam?" Zoey asked.
"It'd be easy to catch." Cameron said. "And dress. We could just slide it down the runway."
"Killer idea Bubble Boy." Jo said.
"Uh... I'm still not entirely sure about this." Mike said.
"Oh relax, we're on TV. They wouldn't let us get killed." Jo said. "I assume."
"Ladies and gentlemen, I have a way we can dress the maggot without any of us getting hurt." Brick said.
"Really, what is it?" Zoey asked.
"I'll show you." Brick said.
Meanwhile, all the Rats were hiding in a bush and coming up with a plan.
"Okay people, we need to find a critter we can dress." Scott said.
"Without hurting it." Dawn added.
"Whatever." Scott said.
"I have a way with animals." Dawn said. "Perhaps I can be of use?"
"Pfft, "A way with animals" tell that to the giant tree squid." Lightning said.
"Please let me try." Dawn said.
"I think we should listen to her." Sam said.
"Okay fine." Scott said. "Sam, you and I go get some clothes. Lightning, you keep an eye on Dawn while she does her new age stuff."
"Sha-yeah! Let's do this!" Lightning cheered.
Meanwhile, Brick was squirting some glue into a duffel bag while is team observed him.
"Brick, what are you doing?" Mike asked. "Should I be concerned?"
"This is a live D.D.B., a Detonating Duffel Bag." Brick explained. "It can forcibly dress any target within its sixty foot blast radius. Clothes, glue, and a little bit of fertilizer. We'll just blast the duds on that maggot."
"I'm actually impressed." Jo said. "You're not useless after all."
"Thank you." Brick said.
Zoey looked inside the bag.
"Uh... I'm not so sure about this." Zoey said. "I see army boots, a puffy jacket, and what I think is a jock strap."
"It is." Brick said.
"Do you mind if I restock this." Zoey said. "Not to brag or anything, but I've got some good fashion sense."
"You're wearing yoga pants and a red tube top. I think there are people with a better taste in fashion." Jo said.
"Fine, what would you do?" Zoey asked.
"Uh..." Jo trailed off. "You got me. Fine, we'll let you do it your way."
Meanwhile, Lightning and Dawn entered the cave the yeti was in.
"Hey, Creepy Girl, you sure you know what you're doing?" Lightning asked. "You got any idea how many people die a year from yeti attacks?"
"No." Dawn said. "Do you?"
"Nah, Lightning hoped you knew." Lightning said.
The two of them stop walking when the see the towering figure of the yeti in front of them.
"Hi..." Lightning said to the yeti while waving.
"I'll do the talking." Dawn whispered to Lightning.
She looked up at the yeti.
"Hello there sir." Dawn said to the ape. "Would you mind putting on some clothes?"
The yeti bends over and looks at Dawn angrily.
"Psst, Creepy Girl, I think we should run." Lightning whispered to Dawn.
"One moment." Dawn said.
The yeti picked up Dawn.
"Get out now!" Lightning shouted. "You're gonna die!"
The yeti hugged Dawn.
"See, I know what I'm doing." Dawn said.
Confessional
"Hmm... Lightning should ask Scott about letting her into the alliance." Lightning said. "She ain't that bad."
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Chris was relaxing on a lawn chair while Dakota rolled a barrel of toxic waste by while eating a cinnamon roll.
"Hey Dakota! When you're done doing this can you get me one of those cinnamon rolls?" Chris asked.
"Ugh... I hate this." Dakota said.
Sam ran over to Dakota..
"Hey! Dakota!" Sam exclaimed. "I have a question."
"If it's about the cinnamon roll I'm not obligated to tell you." Dakota said.
"I wasn't gonna ask. Although, I'm a little curious now." Sam said, scratching his chin a little. "Anyway, I need some fashion tips?"
"Sure. I'm very flattered." Dakota said. "Nobody ever asks for my advice. They just think I'm some dumb blonde valley girl."
"I think you're actually pretty smart." Sam said.
"I can totally give you some advice." Dakota said. "If you push this barrel for me."
"Oh, okay." Sam said as he began pushing the barrel. "So what do you know about fashion? And also, what would look good on a giant gorilla?"
"Okay, this is majorly top secret." Dakota said as she grabbed Sam and pulled him closer to her. "Like, three whole seasons ahead secret."
She leans over towards Sam's ear and whispered to him. "Stripes. They are so on trend."
"Stripes! Of course!" Sam exclaimed. "Thanks Dakota! You're an angel!"
Sam started to run away and Dakota blushed a little when she heard the "Angel" part.
"Chop chop! I don't pay you to stand around!" Chris exclaimed. "Get pack to pushing."
"I'm not getting paid at all." Dakota pointed out.
Meanwhile, Zoey was filling Brick's duffel bag full of clothes.
"Are you sure you know what you're doing ma'am?" Brick asked.
"Yeah. I'm no fashion expert but at least I dress like someone from this decade." Jo said as she pulled a polka dotted dress out of the duffel bag.
"I like it." Mike said. "And besides, we're running out of time. Let's just do this."
"Thanks Mike." Zoey said.
"You all have one minute left!" Chris announced over the speakers.
"Okay, let's get this over with." Brick said as he picked up the duffel bag. "I'm a trained professional. The rest of you stand back. I don't want any of you getting covered in clothes."
The other Maggots got back in a bush while Brick took aim at the giant maggot.
"Ready... Aim..." Brick began counting down to himself.
"Hurry up!" Jo exclaimed from the bush.
"Yes ma'am." Brick said.
He threw the duffel bag in the direction of the maggot. The bag exploded causing clothes to fly in all directions.
"Did it hit?" Cameron asked from inside the bush.
"Uh... I'd say so." Brick said. "Y'know, I'm only just now realizing how ridiculous this all is."
Meanwhile, Sam and Scott each carrying a pile of folded up clothes walked over to Lightning and Dawn.
"Did you do your weird magic thing?" Scott asked.
"It's not magic." Dawn said.
"Whatever." Scott said. "Did it work?"
The yeti walked out of the cave causing Scott and Sam to scream and hug each other.
"Chillax guys." Lightning said. "Creepy girl's awesome. She somehow got the freaky ape man to be in the fashion show."
"Oh, thank you." Dawn said. "Now come on. We have a primate to dress."
Confessional
"Okay, Dawn one hundred percent needs to go now." Scott said. "Not only is she somehow good at challenges but she's starting to win over Lightning."
Second Confessional
"I really hope we can win this challenge." Dawn said. "If not I'll most likely be the one going home."
End Confessional
Later Chris was standing on the catwalk introducing the challenge to the other judges.
"It's Freaky Fashion show time!" He announced before gesturing to the Maggots as they walked on stage. "Maggots, you're up first. Good luck."
The mutated maggot walked on to stage wearing a blonde wig and a red dress with white polka dots.
"Uh, this beautiful maggot is rocking a... I wanna say 60's look." Jo said, trying to sound interested
"I think it's 50's." Brick interjected.
"Shut up Brick. I know what I'm doing." Jo said before looking back at the judges. "Look, we made a maggot wear a retro dress and a beehive wig. That's gotta count for something?"
Cameron, Mike, and Zoey clap.
"Don't clap at your own work." Jo criticized.
"It's a little gross with the oozing and squirming." Chris remarked. "I give it an eight point five."
He held up a card with that score on it. Chef held up a card with the number weight written on it and Lindsay held up a card with one point eight written on it.
"What?! But I put so much work into this." Brick said.
"Whoopsie." Lindsay said as she turned the card the right way. "My bad."
The maggot spit up some slime on to Chef's face. He wordlessly flipped his card upside down with an angry look on his face.
"Rats you're next!" Chris called backstage.
Dawn walked down the catwalk while she held the yeti's hand. The yeti was wearing an orange shirt with white stripes and green shorts. The rest of her team followed Dawn.
"You need to let go of that ape things hand." Sam said.
"Why?" Dawn asked.
"It'll look more professional." Sam said.
"Okay." Dawn said. "I trust you Sam."
She let go of the yeti's hand and he started walking down the catwalk.
"As you can see our model is wearing a smart Bohemian striped ensemble." Sam said.
"Yikes... That is not a good look." Lindsay said.
"What?! But stripes are "In" right now. Or something." Sam said.
"Yeah, vertical stripes." Dakota said. "Horizontal stripes make you look fat."
"They do." Sam said as he looked at the horizontal stripes on his own shirt.
The yeti looked down as their own shirt as well.
"Yeah, it doesn't exactly compliment the yetis husky physique." Chris pointed out.
A group of paparazzi went over to the yeti and started taking pictures of him.
"Hey! I brought you here to take pictures of me!" Dakota exclaimed. "Not him!"
The camera flashes cause the yeti become confused and tore off his shirt.
"Yeah, stripes are so-" Lindsay began before being grabbed by the yeti and dragged away.
The yeti put Lindsay over his should and strapped on Chris' jet pack. He flew away into the sky.
"Hey! He took my jet pack!" Chris exclaimed. "Oh, and I guess Lindsay."
Lindsay screamed as the yeti flew away wit her towards Boney Island.
"Chef... Can you get the producers on the line?" Chris asked.
"You got it." Chef said as he picked up the phone and dialed a number before he handed it to his boss.
"Hey there." Chris said into the phone. "So... Just hypothetically here, if a contestant was eaten by a yeti could I be held accountable... What do you mean "Yes"!?"
Chris looked over at the teams who were starting to grow concerned.
"I'll call back in a moment." Chris said as he hung up and looked at the contestants. "Okay everyone, new challenge. You must now compete to rescue Lindsay! Yep, that's it. Everyone grab a canoe and sail over to Boney Island. Yup, this is all going according to plan."
The camera cut to later where both teams were in canoes and paddling towards the island.
"Nice going with the fashion advice." Lightning sarcastically said to Sam.
"I didn't know that it mattered what kind of stripes I used." Sam said.
"Hey, it's not just his fault." Scott said. "Dawn was supposed to be the one to tame the yeti."
"He was startled by the camera flashes. It's an understandable mistake." Dawn said.
"Hey, can I take a break from rowing?" Sam asked. "I don't feel good. I need to get my hands on a video game and fast."
Sam lied down in the boat and looked over at some ducks.
"Whoa... Guys, look at that." Sam said, pointing at the group of ducks.
"Yes Sam, ducks exist." Scott said uncaringly.
"But they're all pixelated." Sam said.
The rest of the team look at the ducks and then at Sam. The three of them exchange nervous looks.
Confessional
"Sam needs some help." Scott said.
End Confessional
The teams dock their canoes on Boney Island.
"All right people! Let's go!" Jo ordered.
Everyone got out of their boats and began running through the forest. In the back Sam is trailing behind with Dawn next to him.
"Sam, are you going to be okay?" Dawn asked.
"Hmm... Yeah... I just need a few moments to catch my breath." Sam said.
"We've been running for less than a minute." Dawn pointed out.
"Oh... I wasn't paying attention." Sam said
"Listen Sam. It is important that we win." Dawn said. "If we lose one of could be going home."
"Well right now I'm just trying to not pass out." Sam said.
"If I try and get on Lightning's good side we can try and get Scott voted off." Dawn said.
"I'll see if I can help with that." Sam said.
Confessional
"I have never really schemed like this." Dawn said. "But in the end it will be worth it. The money can be used for so much good."
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Zoey was in the back of her group and Scott approached her from behind.
Confessional
"Chris is gonna be merging the teams soon." Scott said. "And I might have gone a little overboard with the whole throwing challenges thing. I've only got four people left on my team counting myself. It's time I go after someone on the opposite side. Zoey's ripe for the plucking. And if you ask anyone on the farm they'll tell you I'm a great plucker... That sounded creepier than I meant it to be."
End Confessional
"Psst, Zoey, can we talk." Scott said.
"Hmm? Yeah, sure." Zoey said. "What's going on?"
"My team is a mess right now." Scott said. "We've only won one challenge. I think someone on my team has been sabotaging us."
"You think so?" Zoey asked.
"Yeah. I'm telling you this because anyone on my team could be plotting to get rid of me." Scott said.
"Listen, I don't really want to be in an alliance with someone on the other team." Zoey said. "No offence."
"That's not what I'm asking at all." Scott said. "I just want you to keep an eye on the other members of my team. See if anything suspicious happens."
"Okay, I can do that." Zoey said. "You may be on the other team but sabotage is not cool."
"Thanks Zoey. You're a real nice gal." Scott said.
Confessional
"Okay, I may have prejudged Scott as just some dumb redneck." Zoey admitted. "But he actually seems sorta nice."
Second Confessional
"Man, Zoey is such an airhead." Scott said. "Now that I've told her my plan and made it sound like someone else is doing it. Now she'll never suspect me."
End Confessional
Cameron came across a cliff with some scaffolding up on it. Atop the scaffolding the yeti was sitting next to Lindsay.
"Guys! I found them!" Cameron shouted while he pointed up as his team approached him.
The camera panned up and revealed that Lindsay was actually comforting the yeti.
"Aw, it's okay yeti." Lindsay said while she patted the yeti's arm. "The world just can't handle beauty like yours. You're a snowflake. But just like a lot bigger. Like I mean a lot."
The scene shifted back down to the teams on the ground.
"What's with all the scaffolding?" Scott asked.
"I can explain." Chris said as he strolled over to everyone else with Chef and Dakota following him. "I'm turning Boney Island into my own personal resort. The health department said it was unfit for human life but I sent in workers anyway... Not so sure what happened to them."
"Y-you don't think they're dead do you?" Brick asked nervously.
"Oh, that's probably what happened." Chris said before he glanced over at Dakota. "Hey, Dakota, go call a mortician."
"What?" Dakota asked.
"Just do it. 'kay?" Chris said.
"Uh, so what are we going to do about the giant gorilla?" Lightning asked as he pointed up at the yeti that held Lindsay.
"Don't hurt him!" Lindsay called down. "He just has big hairy body issues!"
"Ugh, I hear that." Jo muttered.
Zoey confusedly looked at Jo.
"Oh, I mean, did you hear that?" Jo tried to cover. "He's got issues. We've gotta take that psycho yeti out."
"Don't worry ma'am." Brick said as he held up another bag bomb. "I've got a plan."
"When did you have time to make that?" Mike asked.
"On the ride here." Brick explained.
He ran towards the scaffolding and threw the bag up towards the gorilla.
"Take this hairball!" Brick called out.
The bag exploded when it hit the yeti and covered him in clothes that made him look like a circus clown. The yeti looked around confusedly. All the contestants on the ground laughed at the yeti with the exception of Dawn who only nervously stared at him. The yeti started to jump up and down angrily.
Confessional
"Okay, fine, I'll stay away from fashion from now on." Brick said. "Happy?"
He wiped a tear from his eye.
"I'm not crying! You are!" Brick exclaimed.
End Confessional
The yeti angrily jumped up and down and then ripped of their outfit. The scaffolding fell into a perfect path leading up.
"This could've gone better..." Brick remarked.
"Okay men, and Dawn, let's have a sports huddle." Lightning said.
Him, Dawn, and Scott huddle together.
"Hey, where's Sam?" Dawn asked.
"Uh... I don't think he's of much use." Scott said, pointing off camera. "He's in his own little world right now."
Dawn looked over and saw Sam dazedly lying on the ground.
"Ah! Need game..." Sam said as he looked down at his hands. "Gah! Why am I pixel-y!"
"Yikes... That don't look good." Lightning said.
"What's the plan?" Scott asked.
"Lightning says we send up Dawn first." Lightning said. "She can talk to animals and junk."
"Thank you." Dawn said.
"Uh, maybe we shouldn't." Scott said.
"Why's that?" Dawn asked.
"Um..." Scott trailed off.
Confessional
"If she wins the challenge my she stays. And she can be a threat if I let her stay around too long." Scott said. "But I had to come up with a plausible excuse for why she can't go up."
Second Confessional
"I know Scott wants me gone." Dawn said. "Well, I shall not let him."
End Confessional
"You just look too weak to go up." Scott said. "Look at you, you're as thin as a twig."
"Hey man, Lightning thinks she can do this." Lightning said. "She did it before."
"Thank you very much Lightning." Dawn said.
"Fine, she'll lead. But we'll follow her." Scott said.
"Sha-bam! Team Man plus Dawn! Move out!" Lightning exclaimed.
The three Rats began running towards the scaffolding.
The camera moved over to the Maggots trying to figure out a plan.
"How are we going to rescue Lindsay before they do?" Zoey asked.
"Perhaps we can get someone prettier than Lindsay to lure the yeti away?" Cameron suggested.
"Pfft, where'd you get that idea? A Bugs Bunny cartoon?" Jo mocked.
"Hey, it might work." Mike said.
"Well, who do you think we should send up?" Brick asked.
"Uh, I guess I could try." Zoey offered.
Jo pushed Zoey over into Mike's arms.
"Step aside Maggots! I'm going in!" Jo proclaimed.
"Nobody said you had to." Cameron pointed out.
"Shut up." Jo said.
Confessional
"I'm doing this only for the good of the team. It's not makeup it's war paint." Jo denied before flicking her hair a little.
End Confessional
Meanwhile, the Rats had already reached the scaffolding. Dawn took the lead and Scott followed her. Lightning began to climb up the side.
"Go Team Man plus Dawn!" Lightning exclaimed.
The yeti noticed some barrels next to him and he picked one up. He threw one and it knocked Lightning off the scaffolding.
"I'm okay... Just some possible brain damage..." Lightning said dizzily.
He picked up another barrel and threw it at Dawn who luckily ducked to avoid it causing the barrel to hit Scott. He fell off of the scaffolding.
"Please calm down!" Dawn said tot he yeti.
He just grabbed another barrel and threw it at her. The barrel hit her and caused her to fall off the scaffolding. She landed on top of Scott and Lightning.
The camera moved over to a disoriented Sam getting up from the ground. He rubbed his eyes and saw the scaffolding as an old style video game.
"Whoa! It's like a dream come true." Sam said.
He began to run up the path towards the yeti.
"Wow, he's doing pretty good." Scott remarked.
The yeti grabbed some barrels and threw them at Sam. He managed to jump over them all.
"Sam! Look out!" Dakota exclaimed.
Sam picked up a mallet lying on the side and started using it to smash the incoming barrels.
Meanwhile, Zoey was applying makeup to Jo who was facing away from the camera.
"So you're sure that this will make me look good?" Jo asked.
"Trust me, I may not have much experience but I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing." Zoey said.
"Well, you might wanna hurry!" Mike urged. "Sam's about to make it to the top! Man! We're never gonna-"
Mike gasped and became Chester.
"Move for Pete's sake!" Chester cried as he pushed Zoey to the side. "You're not painting the Sistine Chapel. It's just makeup!"
Chester grabbed some of the makeup and started applying it to Jo's face.
"All you need to do is get some rouge on her... And there!" Chester said as he did Jo's makeup. "Done!"
"Finally." Jo said. "My face feels like a canvas."
Zoey uncomfortably looked at Jo before she responded. "You look great."
Brick walked over to Jo and let out a high pitched shriek when he saw her. He then fell over.
"Wow, now I know what they mean when they say drop dead gorgeous." Jo said.
Meanwhile, Sam had reached the top but was looking much more tired than before. He was covered in sweat and was only able to drag his mallet behind him. The yeti threw another barrel at him. He was unable to dodge this time and was knocked off his feet.
"Oh boy... Could really use a... Power up..." Sam weakly muttered.
"Sam! You need to win for us!" Dawn yelled up to him.
"Go get 'em you crazy couch potato!" Lightning motivated.
"You can do it Sam!" Dakota cheered.
Sam got up from the ground and ran at the yeti.
"You're not so tough you overgrown monkey!" Sam yelled as he ran.
The yeti stuck out his hand and effectively stopped Sam from going any further.
"Well... This sucks..." Sam said.
He was then picked up by the yeti and thrown off the mountainside. Sam crashed down next to his team.
"Looks like it's game over man." Scott said.
"Am I done all my lives?" Sam asked.
Lightning nodded.
"Sorry Sam." Dawn said.
Meanwhile, Jo had reached the top of the scaffolding where the yeti was. Now that her face was visible to the camera it was revealed that her makeup was very smudged.
"Uh, hey... Sweet little... Hairball." Jo said to the yeti, completely oblivious to what's on her face. "Feel like a tall glass of... Gorgeous?"
"See, that's another example of what not to do." Lindsay said to the yeti.
The yeti pointed and laughed at Jo.
"What's so funny?!" Jo exclaimed.
She ran over to the yeti and punched them off of the mountain.
Meanwhile, Dakota was talking to Sam.
"You did really good up there." Dakota said.
"Thanks." Sam said. "People really underestimate us gamers."
Suddenly, the yeti fell on top of Sam.
"I didn't see that one coming..." Sam said weakly.
Meanwhile, Chris had flown up to Jo and Lindsay on his jet pack.
"That'll teach him to not recognize beauty." Jo said.
"Congratulations Maggots." Chris said. "You won!"
"Wait... If you had that jet pack why did we have to do all the work?" Jo asked.
"Because then we wouldn't have a challenge now would we?" Chris said.
Lindsay handed a makeup compact to Jo.
"Uh... Jill, you may wanna take a look at your face." Lindsay said.
Jo opened up the compact and looked at her horrible makeup job in the mirror.
"Miiiiike! I'm gonna kill you!" Jo yelled.
She picked up some of the barrels and threw them at Mike.
"What did I do?!" Mike cluelessly shouted.
"As much as I'd like to let this go on. We've gotta head back to camp." Chris said. "Rats, you've got some voting to do."
The scene switched to later that night where all the campers had gathered at the camp fire.
"Well... This day was complete fiasco." Chris said. "And to make it worse for the rats. One of you is gonna go home. But that person won't be Lightning or Dawn."
He threw each of them a marshmallow.
"However..." Chris began, trailing off for dramatic effect. "There has been a tie in the votes! Sam, Scott, you each received two votes."
"So now what?" Scott asked.
"We will have a re-vote." Chris explained. "The Rats have half-an-hour to reconsider their votes. Good luck."
The camera cut to Lightning and Scott talking inside their room.
"Okay Lightning, I say we switch our votes to Dawn." Scott said.
"No way man." Lightning said. "Dawn's actually not that bad. We need to get rid of Sam."
"Okay. Sure." Scott said.
Confessional
"I don't wanna come off as controlling towards Lightning." Scott said. "So we'll do this his way. For now."
End Confessional
Meanwhile, Dawn and Sam were talking outside the cabin.
"What do we do?" Sam asked Dawn.
"We simply vote again." Dawn said.
"Yeah, but they're probably gonna vote for me again." Sam said. "We need to try and vote for someone else."
"Who?" Dawn asked.
"Uh... You got me there." Sam said.
Confessional
"Look, I'm about to do something really dishonest." Sam said. "I'm switching my vote to Dawn. I like her, but I don't wanna go home. If I stay I might actually be able to score with Dakota. And, I'm pretty sure Lightning and Scott are switching to her too. Dawn if you see this, I just wanna say sorry."
End Confessional
Later, both teams had gathered back at the camp fire.
"Okay, we have had the re-vote." Chris said. "Lightning, take this marshmallow."
Chris threw a marshmallow to Lightning.
"Dawn, Sam, Scott, I've got three marshmallows." Chris said. "Two normal and one toxic. That way there's enough to go around. The first normal marshmallow goes to..."
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"Dawn!" Chris finished as he tossed one of the marshmallows to her. "And the Toxic Marshmallow of Loserdom goes to..."
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He threw the toxic marshmallow at Sam who leaned to the side to avoid it.
"Well, looks like I don't get to hit continue." Sam said. "It was fun."
"Chef! Get him out." Chris said.
Chef grabbed Sam and dragged him away.
"Now, Maggots, you're probably wondering why you're here." Chris said. "That's because I've got a surprise. First I need a strong volunteer from each team."
Lightning stood up.
"Sha-ready!" Lightning cheered.
Beick followed suit and got up from his stump.
"It would be an honour. Sir!" Brick said.
"Pack your bags." Chris said.
"You're hurling them too?" Zoey asked.
"Nope, I don't let people pack their bags before going." Chris said. "They're switching teams."
Brick and Lightning went over to the opposite team and sat on a stump.
"Welcome to the team." Scott said to Brick. "It'll be... Interesting to have you around."
"Thank you sir." Brick said.
Confessional
"Well that's just great." Scott sarcastically said. "Without Lightning I'm on my own. I suppose Brick could replace him..."
End Confessional
Lightning shook Jo's hand.
"What's up?" Lightning said to Jo. "If us dudes stick together we're totally gonna win."
Jo poked Lightning in the eyes.
"Get your eyes checked, idiot." Jo said.
The camera cut to later with Sam inside the Hurl of Shame.
"Any last words?" Chris asked.
"Can I get any of my handhelds back?" Sam asked.
"Nope." Chris said. "About half of them disappeared and the rest Chef wants to keep for... Personal reasons."
"Aw..." Sam said.
Dakota ran down the dock over to Sam.
"Sam! Don't go yet!" Dakota exclaimed.
"Oh hey there Dakota." Sam said. "I'm glad you came to see me off."
"Aw... I'm really gonna miss you." Dakota said.
She took a piece of paper out of her pocket and handed it to Sam.
"Call me. Okay?" Dakota said.
"I may have lost the game but I won the-" Sam began before being cut off when the Hurl of Shame launched him away.
"Oops." Chris said sarcastically before looking into the camera. "Who will be the next loser hurled? How much can we humiliate them first? And will Lightning learn the difference between guys and girls?"
"What girl?!" Lightning shouted from off screen.
"Find out next time." Chris said. "On, Total. Drama. Revenge of the Island!"
I had fun with this chapter. Especially Dawn and Lightning's weird kind-of-friendship. Speaking of Lightning I chose to switch him to the other team to shake Scott's plans up a little. As for the elimination, I thought this was a good spot for Sam to leave in. I wanted to keep him around but I've still got plans for everyone else. Anywho, let me know what you think of this chapter.