Okay... if people thought 'Arnold Betrays Iggy' was bad... then they obviously overlooked 'New Bully on the Block', which was obviously one of the worst episodes of the entire series. Let me sum up the episode for you JUST in case none of you have seen that episode or just blocked it from your memory... basically, a bully worst than Wolfgang gets released from juvenile hall, steals the lot from Arnold's gang, then when Arnold tries to get his lot back by getting Wolfgang to stand up for Ludwig, it doesn't work! It was a horrible ending to a really awful episode, and that is why I don't really like it at all. Hopefully, I re-do this episode with justice! Anyway, enjoy!

About a couple weeks later, Arnold, me and our group of PS 118 fourth graders were going over at Gerald Field to practice some baseball as we saw Tucker over there talking with his parents. Tucker nodded in excitement as Mrs. Wittenberg showed him a paper of some type.

Tucker gave a moment of excitement as we all came closer, out of curiosity. Arnold was the first person to ask, "So, what's going on?"

"Great news, everyone!" Tucker smiled. "Remember how I told everyone that I'd talk with my parents about Gerald Field? Well, they managed to pull a few strings, but they managed to buy the lot for very, very cheap!"

We all gasped as we started to talk in excitement, Harold saying, "This is amazing!"

"We're going to have our baseball games here all the time now!" Sid cheered.

"This is great!" Nadine laughed.

"Yep, that's right, kids. It's all official!" Coach Wittenberg smiled as he showed us the document as Gerald read through it. "All I just need to do is rename the field and we're set."

"That should be simple. We're going to keep it as..." Gerald said as we looked up.

"Ludwig's Lot!"

We all froze at the new voice as I said, "Who said that?"

"I did... little fourth grader!"

We all turned around to see a new kid that most, if not all of us, except Arnold, have never seen before. He was a brown haired kid, taller than us, with a black tank top with a red like structural round globe on the front, and blue jeans. Behind him was an unusually large group of fifth graders, with Edmund stuck behind the kid. Edmund shook nervously as Arnold raised an eyebrow. He could only mouth the words, "I am so sorry!"

"Ludwig... I heard of you..." Arnold said. "Just returned from juvenile hall?"

"After at least a couple of years... yeah..." the boy, known as Ludwig sighed.

Tucker paused. "So, you must be Ludwig then... how did you get in juvenile anyway?"

"Same way someone I met in juvie got turned in... you may know him... as Wolfgang? He has a message?" Ludwig raised an eyebrow.

"Oh, what does he say?" Phoebe asked as she pulled out a baby carrot and munched on it.

"He said specifically that you should watch your backs! And the girl that turned him in better keep a sharp eye out when juvie releases him!" Ludwig frowned. "I mean, Wolfgang left his gang for half the school year, and what do I find when he told me to check on them? They're basically friends with you people! Luckily I managed to make everything right again!"

"Bet you bullied them to submission." I said.

"Shut it, you!" Ludwig frowned as he raised a fist.

"Oh sure, punch me in the eye, in front of two adult witnesses." I said as I pointed over to Mr. and Mrs. Wittenberg, who were just watching in anger.

Ludwig chuckled nervously as he put his fist down. "Anyway, I came here to claim back what is properly mine!"

"Not anymore. We just bought it." Phoebe said.

"What?" Ludwig said in shock.

"Yeah, so technically, YOU are trespassing in OUR lot!" Gerald said, crossing his arms.

"The only time we can allow you in is for our games, and even if you were to challenge us, we'd beat you with ease." Phoebe said as she sat down and crossed her legs.

"What? What is all this about a fourth grader beating a fifth grader... who technically should have been at least an eighth grader?" Ludwig frowned, glaring at our smart friend. "Why you little, miserable, little geek, I can totally beat you fourth graders any day of the week! You know that, don't you? DON'T YOU?"

"Eh, no." Phoebe shrugged.

"No?" Ludwig asked in shock, then chuckled towards his fellow fifth graders. "No, she says."

Everyone of us looked over towards Phoebe in worry, wondering what she was up to. Ludwig frowned as he turned back to her, "Who do you think you are, anyway?"

"The girl who turned Wolfgang in. Did he neglect to mention he destroyed a mailbox and that's how he got in juvie?" Phoebe asked.

Ludwig turned and glared at Edmund, who said, "I-it's true, sir!"

Ludwig frowned as he turned back to Phoebe. "So, you managed to outsmart Wolfgang, huh?"

"Of course..." Phoebe smirked as Ludwig gave an eyebrow to Edmund, who yelped as he wrote it down. "By doing clean living."

"Not the way I heard from Wolfgang. Word has it you're a secret weapon." Ludwig frowned.

"Of course. You want to know what it is?" Phoebe asked.

Ludwig nodded.

"It's all in the modern design. You know, streamlining. Yeah, we fourth graders were just built for racing." Phoebe smirked as Ludwig motioned Edmund to write it down. We all watched as Phoebe walked around Ludwig, Ludwig keeping his eye on the little girl as she stood beside Edmund, who was trying to write everything down. She pulled out a small carrot and a blueprint. "You can see for yourself."

Ludwig examined the blueprint as she showed it to Edmund. At that time, Phoebe switched the pen Edmund was holding with the carrot she was holding. Ludwig then gave the blueprint back as Edmund wrote it down... or tried to write it down. He was examining the carrot he was holding in his hand, but shrugged as he pretend wrote.

"Now, take fifth graders who should have been eighth graders. They're built all wrong. Those ridiculous muscles." Phoebe tutted. "Wind resistance son, wind resistance."

Phoebe then walked back as she said, "Another thing, they're not very bright either."

Ludwig paused as he wondered what that meant... then turned and yelped as he realized Edmund was writing with a carrot. He looked at the notepad, then growled as he started tearing the notepad apart in anger.

Ludwig then glared at the little girl standing before him as he growled. "That did it! Listen, you little smartie, I can beat you in a race with one hand tied behind my back! I can beat you in one dark alley to the next! I'll... I'll..."

Ludwig looked up to see Coach Wittenberg and his wife still there... as Ludwig smiled nervously. "So... you want to race? Winner gets the rights to the lot."

We all turned to Phoebe to see how she would respond. Phoebe just gave a smug smirk. "Sure."

We all gasped in shock as Ludwig smirked.

Coach Wittenberg and Mrs. Wittenberg gave smiles to each other as Coach Wittenberg said, "It's settled, then!"

"Phoebe, what the heck are you doing?" Arnold said in worry as me, Gerald, Nadine, Lila, Lorenzo, Tucker and him were talking with Phoebe who looked like she was planning.

"Oh, don't worry..." Phoebe said as she was examining every part of the city and marking 'X's. "It's all in the bag, guys. Besides, I got an idea to really win our lot for us."

"How?" Gerald asked out of curiosity.

"Nadine, Lila, could you come with me, we need to discuss something." Phoebe said as she led Nadine and Lila over to a nearby discussion.

I frowned as I was wondering why they'd include me out of the conversation as I heard Phoebe, Nadine and Lila whispering to each other. I looked towards the corner and noticed someone holding a cup trying to listen in. I didn't pay it any mind, though when I looked closer to see it was Marcie holding it. I didn't know what she was up to, but I wonder what she heard, because I certainly didn't hear a thing! I then heard Nadine, Lila and Phoebe say "Right!" as they turned.

"What did you say, man?" Gerald asked.

"Sorry, it's my personal secret." Phoebe said as the three left.

We all just looked at each other in confusion.

Meanwhile, me, Arnold, Gerald, Lorenzo, and Tucker were joining Edmund in the seats as I turned to Edmund. "What happened back there, Edmund?"

"Sorry, I didn't know Ludwig came back until today. The minute he did, he usurped my position... and ruined all my hard work... I just wished he was in jail just a while longer!" Edmund groaned.

"It's okay, Edmund." Arnold calmed Edmund down. "We can start from scratch again. Hopefully, Phoebe has a plan."

"If the girl can de-tooth Wolfgang, I don't know if she can do it to Ludwig!" Edmund said as we all turned to see Ludwig pumped at the starting line as Coach Wittenberg and his wife sat up the finish line from behind them.

"Where is that smartie! WHERE IS THAT SMARTIE!" Ludwig snorted.

"Oh, uh, toughie!" Phoebe's voice was heard.

We all turned to see Phoebe being carried by Harold and Sid as they were singing,

"She did it before and she can do it again, yes, she can do it again! She did it before..." The fourth graders said as they put Phoebe down next to Ludwig.

"...I'll do it again." Phoebe smiled to a frowning Ludwig as the coaches came over.

"Okay... listen up, racers!" Coach Wittenberg said as he pointed to the TV crew that's filming them. "I just got a good deal about this race for a camera crew."

"In an hour?" Ludwig asked.

"I know, we were shocked too!" Coach Wittenberg said. "Anyway..."

Tish Wittenberg nodded as she said, "Now, you know the rules... it's a straight line from start to finish. First one to cross the finish line, wins!"

"Agreeable." Phoebe smiled. "Let's also agree not to cheat."

"CHEAT?" Ludwig glared at Phoebe. "Are you implying that... are you..."

Ludwig then smiled as he pulled out a pair of roller skates from his pockets. "Okay, okay... now, not that I don't trust you, but... frisk her!"

Tish frowned as she frisked Phoebe and found a pair of roller skates and rockets. Phoebe paused as she smiled nervously. "Well... what do you know?"

"Okay, I think we're fair enough." Ludwig said as he got in position. "Let's do this!"

"Bring it on..." Phoebe smirked as she got into stance.

"Okay... one for the money..." Coach Wittenberg said as Ludwig started to walk a bit. "...two for the show..." Ludwig continued walking past the starting line as Arnold frowned. "...three to make ready..." Coach Wittenberg said as Ludwig got way past the starting line. "And four to..." Coach Wittenberg said as Ludwig ran really fast, out of sight. "...go!"

Phoebe ran the other way and crossed the finish line with ease.

Arnold just stared dumbfounded as he said, "Uh... does Ludwig know he was going the wrong way this whole time?"

"No, I don't think he does..." I frowned.

"And the winner is, Miss Heyerdahl!" Coach Wittenberg said as all the fourth graders cheered.

"All right, the lot is ours!" Gerald said as Phoebe whispered to the coaches.

"Sure." Tish said as the camera crew were about to go. "Eh, don't go away yet... seems little Phoebe here set up decoys..."

We blinked in confusion as the camera crew nodded as they showed us a TV screen of Ludwig running.

"Keep the cameras rolling on the kid running. The one kid already won, but keep running the camera on him." The cameraman said on his walkie talkie.

We all paused as we watched the camera footage of Ludwig running.

All of a sudden, Ludwig passed by Phoebe, running. Wait, what the?

We all did a double take as we saw Phoebe with us, and Phoebe on the screen.

"Hey, toughie!" Phoebe waved to Ludwig.

Ludwig waved back as he kept running... until he suddenly stopped cold and ran back to look at Phoebe. Ludwig's eyes widened in shock as he sputtered, "But I just left you back- how in the- when in the- HOW DID YOU GET PAST ME ANYWAY?"

"Now let's not stick our nose in other people's business, bub." The Phoebe on screen smirked.

That was when I realized what was going on. That was either Lila or Nadine dressed as Phoebe to pull a switcheroo to confuse Ludwig! Good plan!

We kept watching as Ludwig ran faster, leaving the disguised girl in the dust... as he panted a bit as he tried to figure it out. "I don't know what just happened... I'm going fast, I didn't see her past me...and then boom, there she is..." Ludwig pointed to a waving Phoebe in front of him. "...she's right in front of me."

"Hello." Phoebe said in a Lila-like voice.

"I just don't..." Ludwig's eyes widened as he turned to see who he thought was Phoebe, who just waved and giggled. Ludwig then started running and running until he went right into a house and slammed the door, locking it up.

Ludwig sighed in relief... but his eyes widened in shock when he saw who he thought was Phoebe, reading a book. "Hello, Luddy."

Ludwig screamed in horror as he turned around and opened the door right up, about to run up when he saw Phoebe standing on the other side as she said, in a Lila-like voice, "Hello, again."

Ludwig's eyes shut as he turned to where the Phoebe in the chair was, only to find her gone. Ludwig screamed in horror as he slammed the door and ran right into the back door as he opened it up... to reveal one of the dressed up girls as Phoebe standing on the other side of it. "Peek-a-boo."

I blinked, watching. That one didn't sound like Nadine or Lila at all.

Ludwig just jumped up and screamed as he ran right past Phoebe and back on the road as he sighed in relief and turned around. "So long, smartie!"

"So long, toughie!" Phoebe called from ahead of Ludwig.

Ludwig turned in horror to see Phoebe waving good-bye to Ludwig. Ludwig shook his head in shock as he ran right past the disguised Phoebe.

Phoebe chuckled as we were all getting a laugh out of this, even Edmund and the other fifth graders were guffawing at the sight. Phoebe smirked as I said, "You little devil, why didn't you tell me you planned a switcheroo!"

"I would have included you, Rhonda, but you have a horrible Phoebe voice." Phoebe smirked. "Ludwig would know that's you right away."

Gerald looked over at Phoebe as he paused a bit, thinking. He motioned over to the coaches as they were privately talking.

Back on the screens, Ludwig was climbing up a tree and sighing in relief.

"Lovely view, isn't it?" Phoebe, in the Lila-like voice, said.

"Yeah, it is ni-" Ludwig's eyes widened as he looked up to see Phoebe who waved at him. Ludwig screamed as he jumped off the tree and right into a lake where the underwater cameras caught him.

Ludwig sighed in relief as he watched a few fish pass by, including Phoebe, who was in scuba gear, but had one fish in her mouth as if like a cat. Ludwig's eyes popped in terror as he jumped up from out of the water.

I blinked. From behind that Phoebe looked like a tail of some type, but hidden.

Anyway, Ludwig ran out as he went inside a movie theater and sighed in relief.

"How may I help you?" A voice said.

"Oh... uh, can I have one for a sneak peek showing of "Matrix: Reloaded"?" Ludwig asked.

"It'll be on at eight tonight, will that work?" The voice said.

"Oh, yes..." Ludwig said, turning to Phoebe in the ticket booth as she handed Phoebe the ticket. "Thank- YOU!"

Ludwig screamed as he ran off.

Strange, that Phoebe had eyes that almost looked like Curly's size...

Ludwig then ran past a small bridge as he cut the ropes off and sent the bridge swinging.

Ludwig laughed. "That oughta slow that smartie some?"

"Yeah, I'll never be able to make that." Phoebe said from behind him.

"Exactly-" Ludwig stopped in shock as he turned to see Phoebe... who only kissed his nose.

Ludwig's eyes widened as he ran off.

Hmmm... that Phoebe had her little hat thing to the left side rather than the right... I snapped my fingers, figuring it out. Without Phoebe, Nadine or Lila knowing, Marcie, Curly and their two other friends also helped out in the gag... but the question is... why?

We watched as Ludwig kept running, trying to ignore a waving, smirking Phoebe (I presume that was Nadine), or a happy Phoebe laying down in flowers (Lila).

Phoebe paused as she walked over to a mailbox near the finish line and hummed as she was eating a carrot nearby. I turned back towards the screen as Ludwig looked like he was going crazy.

"That's it! The next I see of that smartie, I'm punching her clear out!" Ludwig said in craziness.

We all gasped worried as we all turned to Phoebe, who was calmly munching her carrot in joy. Nearby, we saw a running, angry fifth-should-have-been-eighth grader running as he saw Phoebe coming. He looked ready, fist in hand.

At the last couple of moments, Phoebe jumped to the right as Ludwig punched the mailbox clear out and crossed the finish line.

Ludwig panted as he noticed he was at the finish line and laughed crazily. "I did it! I did it! I won! I won the right to the lot, I beat her! I beat that smartie! I did it!"

Phoebe sighed as she walked towards him. "Yeah... you beat me... but I'm sure punching me didn't help..."

"But I didn't punch you... I punched this mailbox clean off the bolts!" Ludwig smirked, looking at Phoebe.

"Repeat that again, louder? I didn't quite hear that." Phoebe raised her ear.

"I SAID I PUNCHED THE MAILBOX OFF THE BOLTS!" Ludwig yelled.

Phoebe smirked as she turned around. "Okay officers, do your duty."

We all turned suddenly to see two police officers frowning.

Ludwig's eyes widened as he looked at the punched mailbox... as he then saw the two Phoebe's walking, taking off the wigs to reveal Nadine and Lila.

Ludwig's eyes widened even bigger as he glared and growled at Phoebe. "WHY YOU DIRTY LITTLE STOOL PIGEON! YOU DOUBLE-CROSSING LITTLE MUTT!"

Ludwig was about to put his hand's around Phoebe's neck when the police grabbed him, cuffed him and dragged him back. "LET ME AT THEM, LET ME AT THEM, I'LL TEAR THEM APART! YOU LITTLE GIRLS, YOU, I'LL MURDER YOU! I'LL MURDER YOU ALL!"

Phoebe smirked as she turned to us, "Ain't I a stinker?"

"Good job, girls!" Phoebe said after all the celebrating we did for Phoebe.

"Thanks." Lila and Nadine nodded.

"And best of all, Gerald Field..." I said.

"Ahem..." Gerald said as he walked up. "Make that... Gerald and Phoebe Field."

Phoebe gasped as she turned to Gerald. "Really?"

"Hey... you were involved in the lot's findings and you helped us out..." Gerald said. "It's the least I can do."

Phoebe squealed as she hugged Gerald. "You're the best, Gerald."

We all smiled as Arnold looked up. "Well, we better get started on baseball practice! Edmund, you and your friends want to join?"

Edmund smiled. "I'm game!"

We all cheered as we started to have baseball practice for the rest of the day, knowing that another day had been completed.

There's episode one hundred and fifty-one! How was it? Hopefully, I did this better than the original episode while at the same time parodying Tex Avery and Bugs vs Cecil shorts, and yeah, as you can guess, I had Ludwig go out the same way I did Wolfgang... well, anyway, read, review, criticize and suggest, folks!