Yoruichi vs. Luna
Two black cats come across each other in an alley. One has a female voice and and an upward-opening crescent moon spot on the forehead. This is Luna. The other has a clearly male voice, but seemingly no other distinguishing characteristics.
As cats may or may not do in real life, they introduce themselves with an icebreaker. They decide to go with giving a unique trait about themselves.
The one with the male voice says, "I'm Yoruichi, and I'm really a female human."
The one with the female voice smirks in a way only cats seem to be able to accomplish, and says, "I'm Luna. I'm really a female cat."
Yoruichi faints in shock.
A/N: For those who don't know, Yoruichi is from Bleach, and Luna is from Sailor Moon.
God bless!
Originally posted 7/29/14
