Best of the Best Round 1
Pre-FWAs
NOTE: Matches for The FWAs and BotB will be recapped/put in short form/skipped to the end unless otherwise stated. I don't have the time to write full matches.
JESSE ALVERAZ vs. BUCKY CONNORS
*Skip to the end*
"Match has gone on for nine minutes. I don't think Jesse quite knew Bucky would give him an actual fight. Jesse might have been caught off guard." Kari said as Bucky runs the ropes and FOREARMS Jesse.
"This bitch need to be READY. These bitches be ready to ROLL. And he just wanna f*ck up and think he ain't serious?" Dashie asked. "Man...that's dat sh*t I would do!"
Bucky stalks Jesse...and runs, nailing The Spear-NO JESSE HOPS OVER IT! Jesse sees Bucky go off the rebound and LIFTS HIM ONTO HIS SHOULDERS WITH THE RUNNING MOMENTUM AND THROWS HIM OFF-NOOO! Bucky lands on his FEET! Bucky grabs the back and twists him for The Killswitch!
"Oh! OH! Bucky Bash!" Jim Ross shouted. "BUCKY BASH!"
...JESSE PUSHES HIM OFF! Bucky hits the ropes off the push and AWESOME GIFT CONNECTS FLUSH TO THE JAW!
"AWESOME GIFT SUPERKICK! IT CONNECTS! THE AWESOME GIFT CONNECTS!" JR shouted.
"That kick damn near CAVED IN HIS JAAAW!" Shouted Dashie.
"And Jesse into the cover!" Kari announced.
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"JESSE moves on! JESSE A. gets to ROUND TWO!" Exclaimed Cinema Snob shouted. "WHAT a maneuver as VKM would repeat twenty times in one night during the 90s."
Jesse stands up, gives Bucky an eye, and then helps up the guy. "Good match dude. Good match. Won't underestimate you next time." He said before patting Bucky's back and walking off. Connors sighed, but still waved and was at least happy he made someone take him a bit more seriously.
Mega Man Star Force vs. Wave
*End of match*
Wave kicks and stomps on Star Force repeatedly, trying to keep him down. And then runs...and jumps up and JUMPING DDT-is caught...and Star Force FLIPS IT INTO THE SFKO! STAR FORCE INTO THE COVER!
"Did you SEE THAT!? The STRENGTH! Catching Mr. Wave here and flipping him over for thag Reverse Cutter!" Jim Ross exclaimed.
"Yeah yeah jerk off to wrestling moves LATER. Mega Man has this one ONE." Batista growled.
"Wave, for a rookie from a company JUST starting...he did WELL against the established Mega Man Star Force." Kari said. "Mega Man was the sole survivor for Team RR. He IS pretty good."
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WAVE TURNS IT INTO A REVERSE AND THEN A TIGHT OKLAHOMA ROLL!#
"OH! WAVE WITH THE REVERSAL! WAVE WITH THE REVERSAL!" Shouted Jim Ross."GEO SQUIRMING FOR DEAR LIFE!"
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GEO ESCAPES BY THE HAIRS ON HIS HEAD! And he gets up INTO A GUT KICK AND A DOUBLE ARM-Nooo-Geo flips Wave over his head! And Geo turns around and kicks the gut before getting on his back and FLIPPING HIM FOR HIS FRONT FLIP PILEDRIVER!
"GIGA IMPACT! AND IT INDEED GOT THE IMPACT HE NEEDED!" JR shouted.
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"Geo MOVES ON!" Kari exclaimed. "I STILL think Wave did GREAT though."
"Aheheh don't lie bitch." Dashie chuckled lowkey. "...This bitch LOST. Spell it wit me. L-A-W-S-T. LAWST. No such thing as a winning loser, bitch."
"IGNORING the trog..." Snob said as he rolled his eyes, "...Wave did well in there with Geo Stelar. PuroRev may have some skill."
Geo stands over Wave and yells out, "MR. CAPCOM REBORN, BABY! NEXT BEST OF THE BEST! GEO STELAR!"
EGYPT VS. [REBIRTHVERSE] I.M. WEASEL
*Skip to End*
Weasel stands above Egypt, the Bulldog causing the African countryball humanoid to get up slowly. Weasel shouted, "A HERO WILL ARISE...AND YOU ALL WILL BE FREE OF THE EVILS OF THIS BUSINESS!" The crowd cheered and booed Weasel, the babyface that he is.
"This bitch is so CORNY." Dashie groaned.
"He's SINCERE. And I like that." Kari said. "He wants to do good. And that's good."
Egypt is picked up and Double Underhooked...and-Egypt twists around and UPPERCUTS Weasel! He then picks up Weasel and flips him upside-down...and TOMBSTONES HIM right on his head!
"OOOH BIIITCH...yo now THAT was doing GOOD." Dashie chuckled as Egypt pins Weasel.
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The bell rings, and Egypt gets up and puts a foot on Weasel before raising his hand. "MAY THE NEW DYNASTY BEGIN..." He shouts before walking away.
BELPHEGOR VS. SHINJI IKARI
*Skip to End*
The Storm Driver is about to go-Shinji slips out and kicks the head of Bel! Belphegor then turns around and CATCHES a jumping Shinji with a kick and a Double Arm hook-NO, Shinji breaks out and-JUMPING CUTTER IS PUSHED OFF! And the increasingly pissed off Storm Varia just grabs Shinji's legs and turns him over FOR THE LIONTAMER! And gets the knee RIGHT on the skull!
"ROYAL EXECUTION# And the submission hold is CINCHED IN! Belphegor has Shinji in the middle of the ring...The BTWF United States Champion-TAPS OUT! Belphegor WINS! And he moves on..." JR exclaimed as Bel...DOESN'T let go of the hold.
"THIS'LL TEACH YOU TO REVERSE MY MOVES..." The Prince shouts as NOW referees start pulling Belphegor off of Shinji. "NEVER TOUCH ME, PEASANTS! YOU PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME I SEND YOU TO HELL!"
"Now what was all THAT for?" JR asked.
"Sometimes...you just don't wanna be touched." Dashie shrugged. "See sometimes, I-"
We're skipping over the story.
PAT PATRIOT VS. KEVIN LEVIN
*Skip to End*
Pat runs at Kevin and SPINNING SIDE SLAM! Levin CATCHES Pat and ROARS before CROUCHING. It was time to BOOT Pat out of town. He runs towards Pat...
...and Nike Blast-DODGED IN THE NICK OF TIME! That Boot hit the turnbuckle, and it took off one of the paddings. It was a POWERFULLY BOOT. The ref checks on it and tries putting it back on...
...and Kevin turns around-RIGHT INTO A LOW BLOW FROM PAT PATRIOT TO A MASSIVE ROUND OF BOOS!
"OH OF COURSE he cheats. The Patriots Gijinka CHEATS. Because why would he NOT?" JR asked in the most sarcastic tone he could muster
".. So Pat-"
"NO DASHIE..." Batista growled as Pat grabbed Kevin and SLAMMED him with a Cobra Clutch Slam!
"...But Pat just-"
"NO DASHIE THE COUNT!" Batista shouted.
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KEVIN KICKS OUT! KEVIN KICKED OUT OF IT! AND PAT IS WIDE EYED, BUT IMMEDIATELY GOES BACK ON THE ATTACK!
"OH! LEVIN KICKS OUT! SURPRISING THING WE SEEN TODAY SO FAR!" Exclaimed Snob.
"BUT HE DEFLATED KEVIN'S BALLS!" Shouted Dashie in rushed form.
"DAMMIT CHARLIE!" Batista raged.
Pat picks Kevin up again...and keeps The Cobra Clutch in...
...but Levin starts elbowing him...and then SLAMS his elbow once more into the jaw to make him let go. And Kevin runs TO NIKE BLAST THR JAW OF PAT!
"THAT KICK WAS GOOD!" Kari shouted, as commentary and you hoped the football jokes would end.
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"Levin SURVIVES The Patriots Gijinka!" JR said. "And make no mistake! Pat was GOOD...but then he had to resort to THAT..."
Kevin raises a fist and walks out the ring with a grin. "This is gonna be mine...gonna join ya soon, Ben."
MERCURY BLACK VS. THE MASK
*Skip to End*
Mercury sees Stanley getting up slowly...and then runs the ropes and comes back and jumps on the head-AND MASK RAISES UP AND CATCHES MERCURY ON THE WAY DOWN (making sure to say "Hi' as he comes down) AND NAILING A REVERSE STO! Mask yells out, "SOMEBODY STOP ME!" as he runs around the ring and comes back to Mercury and REAR SMASHES MERCURY DOWN! "THAT WAS FOR YOU WADE!" He shouts.
"...He HIT HIM WITH HIS ASS..." Batista deadpanned.
"But the offense ks EFFECTIVE!" Kari exclaimed.
"...HIS ASS..." Batista was bothered by this...
Mask grabs Mercury, and-JAWBREAKER! Mask is sent stumbling as Mercury yells, "I'M GONNA PUNT THAF STUPID MASK OFF!" and runs at a downed Ipkiss...
...and rears the leg back...
...and MASK DODGES IT! And Mask gets up and runs to Mercury FOR A SUPERKICK THAT LAYS HIM OUT!
"OOOWEE! What a stiff one!" Snob shouted.
"...Pause in that." Dashie said.
Mercury heads to the top of the far left corner and stands tall. "..."
...and he-GETS CROTCHED ONTO THE ROPES BY A RUSHING MASK! And Mask shows signs of energy and heads to the top as well! And he puts Mercury on his shoulders...
...and he jumps AND NAILS THE EDGE CITY PLUNGE! MASK STEAMROLLS MERCURY OFF THE TOP!
"HOLD ON HOLD ON, THIS COMEDY DORK!? HE'S CLOSE TO WINNING A MATCH!?" Batista asked. "HE'S A TAG TEAM GUY!"
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"AND NOW HE WANTS TO BE A SOLO GUY! MASK WINS! MASK WINS!" Jim Ross exclaims.
Mask stumbles to his knees as the fans there cheer loud as they can for Mask, who yells, "MERCURY RISES, BUT MASK CANNOT BE GROUNDED BABAAAY!"
KENSHIN VS. RERUN
*Skip to End*
"And Rerun, strikes to the chest." Said JR. "And now he wants a Neckbreaker...KENSHIN pushes him off!"
Kenshin turns around and ROLLING ELBOE! Reverse Blade! Rerun falls over, and The Legendary Battosai nods and heads to the near right corner to climb. Rerun...he slowly gets up...and he stumbles...and he Kenshin, at the top, dives off and-POWERBOMBS KENSHIN!' RERUN WITH THE REVERSE...AND THE SHARPSHOOTER!
"SHARPSHOOTER FORTHCOMING!" JR exclaimed.
"THE SCORPION DEATHLOCK IS GETTING TURNED OVER!" Exclaimed Kari
"We call it Sharpshooter here!" Batista chided Kari. "Use Japanese terms in Kyoto."
Kari...simply sighed.
Rerun...has Kenshin...
...NOT TURNED OVER! Kenshin has Rerun TWISTING around and spinnjng towards the far right corner! Kenshin gets up and runs towards Rerun and GETS AN ELBOW SMASH TO THE HEAD!
"OOPH! BIRCHWOOD BULLHAMMER! COURTESY OF LUCY VAN PELT!" Said Kari
"Yeah but it looks like RERUN is REGRETTING using it." Said The Snob
"This bitch MAD cause he winning." Dashie raised an eyebrow. "DIS SH*T BACKWARDS AS FUQ!"
Rerun says, "NEVER again...just an impulse..." and he picks up Kenshin. But his inability to act quicker causes him to get a European Uppercut! And Rerun stumbles as Kenshin gets Rerun down...and has him in a Standing Headscissors...and lifts AND GETS THE HUGESG LVP (RKO) FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! RERUN ADJUSTED HIMSELF ACCORDINGLY!
"HOLY SH*T THAT WAS AMAZING!" Shoutex Cinema Snob. "I MEAN...I have seen better."
"That LVP! PLANTING KENSHIN HIMURA! HE NEEDS TO CAPITALIZE!" Exclaimed JR.
Rerun groans...and then rolls over and hooks the leg...
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"RERUN...WITH THE UPSET WIN!" Shouted Kari. "HE BEATS THE ECW VETERAN!"
Rerun gets up to his knees and smirks. "...Good decision so far..."
Rerun...has Kenshin...
...NOT TURNED OVER! Kenshin has Rerun TWISTING around and spinnjng towards the far right corner! Kenshin gets up and runs towards Rerun and GETS AN ELBOW SMASH TO THE HEAD!
"OOPH! BIRCHWOOD BULLHAMMER! COURTESY OF LUCY VAN PELT!" Said Kari
"Yeah but it looks like RERUN is REGRETTING using it." Said The Snob
"This bitch MAD cause he winning." Dashie raised an eyebrow. "DIS SH*T BACKWARDS AS FUQ!"
Rerun says, "NEVER again...just an impulse..." and he picks up Kenshin. But his inability to act quicker causes him to get a European Uppercut! And Rerun stumbles as Kenshin gets Rerun down...and has him in a Standing Headscissors...and lifts AND GETS THE HUGESG LVP (RKO) FROM OUT OF NOWHERE! RERUN ADJUSTED HIMSELF ACCORDINGLY!
"HOLY SH*T THAT WAS AMAZING!" Shoutex Cinema Snob. "I MEAN...I have seen better."
"That LVP! PLANTING KENSHIN HIMURA! HE NEEDS TO CAPITALIZE!" Exclaimed JR.
Rerun groans...and then rolls over and hooks the leg...
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"RERUN...WITH THE UPSET WIN!" Shouted Kari. "HE BEATS THE ECW VETERAN!"
Rerun gets up to his knees and smirks. "...Good decision so far..."
CHRIS HOUSE VS. JUSTIN STEWART
Stewart eyed Chris as he ran into the ring and Justin ran right at Chris and DROPKICKED him square in the mouth! Justin then heads to the apron and smirks as Chris gets up and jumps up and SPRINGBOARD FOREARN SMASHES HIM SQUARE IN THE JAW TO LAY HIM OUT LIKE A STARFISH!
"OUUUCH! CHRIS IS LAID OUT!" Shouted Dashie.
"HOUSE BLEEDING ON THE LIP! HOUSE BUSTED!" Exclaimed JR as Chris holds his busted lip while trying to sit up...and failing.
Justin has the pin-BUT HE GETS PULLED OFF BY ANOTHER MAN WHO SLID IN THE RING FROM BEHIND!
"WHO THE-!?" Asked The Snob.
The being pops Justin in the air and NEARLY DECAPITATES HIM WITH A POP-UP EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! "THE DANISH PRINCE HAS RETURNED..." The man yelled as the crowd FINALLY recognized him.
"Wait that's..." Jim Ross went wide eyed, "HE'S FROM UWE! THAT'S CHRIS RAYNOR! CHRIS RAYNOR! HE HADN'T BEEN SEEN IN UWE AT ALL SINCE THE NEW ERA! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM!? WHO DUG UP THIS MAN'S CORPSE AFTER HE WAS BURIED UNDER THE DIRT!?"
Chris House smirks as he rolls out the ring and re-joins a giddy Harley. Stewart turns over and glares DAGGERS at Harley, who shrugs. "I never lied. I just said it was Chris. The FWA bookers assumed House."
"Good LORD, Raynor joined THAT FREAKSHOW!" Exclaimed Kari.
CHRIS HOUSE RAYNOR vs. JUSTIN STEWART
*Skip to End*
Chris HAMMER THROWS Justin to the ropes, and catches him BUT GETS A CROSSBODY! Justin runs the ropes again and Crossbodies Raynor once more. Chris gets up slowly, and Justin runs and ANOTHER POP-UP AND EUROPEAN UPPERCUT! THE IRON FIST!
And now Chris picks up Justin and puts him in a Standing Headscissors. He-GETS LIFTED ONTO HIS SHOULDERS! JUSTIN WITH RAYNOR ON HIS SHOULDERS-and Raynor ELBOWS THE HEAD HARD...and then gets back down and has him bending over again...and Raynor lifts Justin...AND DROPS HIM WITH A KNEELING CRADLE PILEDRIVER!
"GOOD LORD THE INTENSITY..." Shouted JR.
"THAT RAYN OF TERROR...IT IS ACADEMIC." Said Snob.
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Chris Raynor gets up, and Harley slides into the ring and looks at Chris Raynor. Chris House, with a King playing card, handed an Ace of Spades to Raynor...and Raynor took the card and said, "The Royal Hand...is the only group WORTHY of royalty such as myself..."
"Even when FROZEN...Joker's goons ALWAYS find ways to work." Kari groans.
A-Mach vs. Ganta Igarashi
*Skip to End*
A-Mach smacks the head of Ganta repeatedly as The Woodpecked tries crawling across the mat. And A-Mach chuckled and BOOTED Ganta back down. "THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE TRAVESTY THAT I HAD THIS LOW-TIER TRASH IN MY RING!" And Richard claps for A-Mach as he picks up Ganta...
"Oh what a blowhard..." Kari rolled her eyes.
...and GANTA FIGHTS BACK! Rights and lefts to take him to the ropes! Ganta is fighting as hard as he can! And he kicks the gut and runs the ropes to-GET CAUGHT IN A SIDESTEP, REVERSE, AND FULL NELSON FORWARD RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP! PLANTING GANTA! And A-Mach just POSES with his pin, leaning his elbow on Ganta.
"THIS guy needs to be knocked down a peg." JR shook his head. "He has his head so far uo his own rear end, he can see what he ate."
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GANTA KICKS OUT! A-Mach groans and sighs. "COME ON KID...JUST STAY DOWN...WHY SO STUBBORN?"
Richard claps and tells A-Mach to go back. And A-Mach indeed backs up...as Ganta gets on all fours. Ganta tries to stand...
...and A-Mach WITH THE LIGHTS OUT CURB STOMP-THAT MISSES! GANTA ROLLS UP A-MACH!
"Roll up manuever...!" JR said.
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"BAH GAWD!" Jim Ross eclaimed in shock, "CASZ WINS ONE! GANTA IGARASHI UPSETS A-MACH!"
"RICHARD CAN'T BELIEVE IT! A-MACH IS RAGING OUT!" Kari exclaimed. "THE KID GANTA WINS WITH THE UPSET OF THE NIGHT!"
"BIIITCH! THIS UNKNOWN GANTA WOODPECKER BITCH!? THAT'S BULLSH*T!" Dashie shouted.
Ganta runs out the ring, eyes WIDE as A-Mach just SCREAMS, "I WAS F*CKING ROBBED! F*CKING ROBBED!"
HUEY FREEMAN VS. JASON GRACE
*Skip to End*
"Huey a MUCH better brawler/martial artist than he is a wrestling general." Said JR. "And that's why Jason js wrestling CIRCLES around him."
Huey is deadlifted by Jason...and Grace throws Huey over his head with a Gutwrench! "LONG LIVE THE ROMAN EMPIRE..." Jason says as he walks towards Huey-and gets a legsweep! Jason is taken down, and Huey hops up and bounces back and forth. He heads to the near right corner and climbs...
...and Huey raises his fist...and yells, "POWER...TO THE NATION!" AND DIVES WITH THE BLACK POWER FIST (Diving Fist Drop)-MISSES! But Huey lands on his feet as Jason rolls away onto his feet. Huey gets UP and runs and Spinning Heel Kick-is ducked AND HITS THE REFEREE! The ref goes down...and he holds his head and eye...
...and Annabeth gets on the apron and GRABS on Huey!
"HUEY! HUEY FREEMAN GRABBED BY ANNABETH!" Jim Ross said
"Somebody GET HER OUTTA THERE!" Kari shouted.
"Hey man that's a RIDE OR DIE BITCH!" Dashie said. "She do ANYTHING for her man!"
BUT SUSIE CARMICHAEL YANKS ANNANETH OFF THE APRON AND SENDS HER FACE FIRST INTO THE APRON!
"OOOH GOOD LORD, THE DAUGHTER OF WISDOM MAY HAVE JUST HAD SOME WISDOM TEETH KNOCKED OUT HER MOUTH, WHAT A FACE PLANT!" Jim Ross said.
"DAAAYUM, I SEE YOU BABY GIRL!" Dashie said to...someone...
Jason grabs Huey from behind and goes for The Gotch Neutralizer-that Huey reverses and pulls Jason into A DDT ATTEMPT!
"Huey has been PERFECTING that DDT of his! The second this hits-the heck?" Kari asked...
...as KAI GREEN stands on the apron. Huey looks INCREDULOUS...and he was none the wiser AS ARES CAME FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE RING AND SNATCHED THE NECK OF HUEY!
"WHAT THE HELL, ARES!? THAT PISSED OFF WAR GOD!" Shouted JR.
"WHY ARE THEY HERE!?" Asked The Snob.
"...OH THAT B...WITCH!" Kari growled.
ARES LIFTS HUEY UP AND THEN THE ENRAGED SON OF ZEUS CHOKESLAMS HUEY!
"GOOD LORD!" JR shouted, "THAT RING SHAKING CHOKESLAM! AND WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHY!"
"...Because Huey replaced TD Kennelly in the Best of the Best Tournament...and that was enough reason for Gwen..." Kari nearly spat venom just saying her name.
Kai stands in the ring...and says, "You do not take from The Alpha Bitch...for The Alpha Bitch takes ten fold from you...boy..."
Kai then turns to Jason and says, "Any ally of my Bel...is an ally and blessed one of Her Will." And with that, Kai left with Ares in tow...and Jason...thought Kai was nuts...and could care less for inferior Greek Ares (Mars, though...)
"OBVIOUSLY The War god MARS has blessed my battle." Jason said, rationalizing it all.
"Ain't that his...half-brothaaa?" Dashie asked.
"I dunno how god family trees work." JR said. "I do know that this was a DAMN shame."
Jason picks Huey's limp body up...
"GEEZ...now THIS..." Kari groaned.
Jason smirks, with Huey in the Standing Headscissors. He lifts him Gotch style...and DROPS him with The Neutralizer! And Jason pins Huey...with a FOOT on Huey's chest as if he were posing for a Roman bronze statue.
'COME ON DAMMIT!" JR said. "Not like THIS."
"Yeaaah bitch! EMPEROR JASON!" Dashie cheered.
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"Just downright DESPICABLE!" Snob groaned.
Jason Grace KEEPS his foot on Huey, raising a fist as he declares his reign as Mr. Gold in the Fort "beginning NOW".
"UGH...great, she ruins OTHER companies' matches too. Anything she DOESN'T do?" Kari facepalmed. "We got screwed over...and THIS time by HER. I hate her...I can't stand Vince...I have a headache..."
"BITCH TALK ABOUT THE WINNER!" Dashie yelled, "JASON BITCH ASS WINS! YEAH! This dude WRESTLE DAMN GOOD!"
Jason holds Annabeth...and proceeds to make out with her Edge/Lita style, wild and public.
"Get a room." Said Batista.
"Naw hold on..." Dashie raised a finger. "Let's see if he gives her...the diuuugh..."
"...I can't stand you sometimes." Cinema Snobs deadpans to Dashie.
WOLF VS. MASARU DAIMON
*Skip to End*
Marcus gets up and picks Wolf up onto his shoulders. The AWF Trios Champion smirks and throws Wolf off-AND GETS THE CUTTER FROM WOLF!
"Cutter! CUTTER! FIREMAN'S CARRY INTO THE CUTTER! MARCUS DAIMON, THE UNGOGGLED HERO, GETS DROPPED!" JR exclaimed.
"Oh STOP with the screaming, Ross! Damn!" Batista groaned.
Wolf crawls into the pin...
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"YO! How'd he kick out? That shoulda kept him down!" Dashie said in shock, "YOOO...this dude's an OG!"
Wolf picks up Marcus, and then hooks the head in a Three Quarters Lock and-gets LIFTED onto Marcus' s shoulders! Marcus used all his power to lift Wolf, and now Marcus stepped forward and NAILS THE FU ONTO THE MAT!
"That Attitude Adjustment! That FU!" JR shouted.
"Whatever you wanna call it..." Snob said as Masaru pinned Wolf...
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"...just make sure to call it a VICTORY!"
Marcus gets up and holds up his arms in victory before banging his chest. "OH HELL YES!" He shouted as he exited the ring.
"AWF...MIGHT be on its way to its SECOND Best of the Best victory!" Exclaimed JR.
DELSIN VS. WADE
*Skip to End*
Delsin lifts Wade up and...Wade slips behind Delsin and runs forward-DRAGON SLAYER misses as Delsim ducks The Elbow Smash and nails a Gamengiri to the jaw! Coach Wade stumbles a bit, amd Delsin lifts Coach Wade up for ANOTHER Karma Krusher...
...and Wade gets back down and KNEE SMASHES Delsin! Rowe stumbles about and holds his face...and Wade spins his arm around...and stalks Delsin...
Rowe looks over and HOPS over THE DRAGON SLAYER! And Wade turns around and GETS SPRINGBOARD MOONSAULT! And NOW...
...Delsin grabs a standing Coach and KARMA CRUSHER CONNECTS! KARMA CRUSHER DROPPING RIGHT ON THE SKULL!
"KARMA CRUSHER! KARMA IS A FIVE LETTERED WORD FOR THE DEMIGOD KILLER!" Exclaimed Snob exclaimed.
"COME ON COACH, DON'T LET THIS SUPER FREAK BEAT YOU!" Exclaimed Batista.
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WADE'S FOOT IS ON THE ROPES!
...BECAUSE COURTNEY YATES MOVED IT!
"OH WHAT THE HELL!? THE REFEREE DIDN'T SEE THAT!?" Snob shouted.
"BITCH! THIS F*CKIN' BABYGIRL ROCKS!" Dashie exclaimed.
"YATES INTERJECTING HERSELF INTO THIS MATCH IS JUST LOW! COME ON!" Kari exclaimed.
Delsin gets up and glares at Yates...and now the ref is admonishing Courtney, asking her where she came from...
...and JT & APOSTOL IN TANDEM RUN IN AND DROP DELSIN WITH THEIR SPEAR/NORTHERN LARIAT COMBO! AND JT PULLS WADE ONTO DELSIN!
"DRAGON SLAIN BITCH!" Shouted Dashie.
"THAT WAS UTTER BS!" Kari shouted.
Crowd: BUUULLSHIIIT! BUUULLSHIIIT!
The referee turns around and sees Wade on top of Delsin...and he goes down to count the pin!
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"AT LEAST ARES WASN'T GRACE'S STABLEMATE, DAMMIT! THIS IS JUST RIDICULOUS!" Yelled Jim Ross.
Coach Wade is helped up by The Dragonslayers, and Wade says, "Demigods...Conduits...super powerful godmods made to be SLAYED...I'D SLAY SUPERMAN IF YOU GAVE ME A KRYPTONITE BAT!"
TIMMY TURNER VS. DARK GONARD
*Skip to End*
Timmy grabs the head of Gonard and jumps up, and his Shiranui IS HELD UP...and Gonard NAILS an Atomic Drop on Timmy. Turner stumbles, and Gonard backs up and runs and BIG BOOTS Timmy in the back of the head. "AHAHA! KNEEL BEFORE ME, TURNER..."
"Dark Gonard performing well here, keeping the former Superstar of the Year in check." Said JR.
Gonard then picks Timmy up...and then puts him on his shoulders...and runs forward...
...and Timmy was able to SPIN around the neck of Gonard and gets his feet on the near left corner...
...AND TURNS IT INTO AN IMPRESSIVE, IMPROMPTU STAR DUST!
"DIAMOND DUST CONNECT!" Kari exclaimed.
"THE VANILLA MIDGET PULLED OUT A BIG ATHELTIC MOVE! NOW THE PIN!" JR exclaimed.
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Timmy rolls off of Gonard, and he celebrates and yells, "THIS IS MY YEAR...MY TIME! GOLD IN THE FORT BELONGS TO ME!"
DOOMSDAY VS. GODZILLA
*Skip to End*
Godzilla throws rights and lefts at Doomsday, who stumbles and GETS A LARIAT...that Doomsday tanks. Doomsday stumbles, and Godzilla runs again and BIG BOOT...that Doomsday STILL tanks. Doomsday steps forward, and Godzilla grabs him and LIFTS HIM OFF HIS FEET...
...but only a foot as Doomsday SLAMS his fists against the back of Godzilla! The King of Monsters stumbles, and Doomsday grabs the wiast and THROWS HIM HALFWAY ACROSS THE RING WITH A RELEASE GERMAN SUPLEX!?
"GOOD GOD THAT SUPLEX! GODZILLA GOT TURNED INTO MOTHRA WITH THAT FLIGHT!" Exclaimed Jim Ross.
Godzilla gets up, and Doomsday picks up the Kaiju humanization and GODZILLA LIFTS UP DOOMSDAY ONTO HIS SHOULDERS!
"OH GOD, THE POWER! THE POWER OF THE KING OF MONSTERS LIFTING UP THE KRYPTONIAN NIGHTMARE!" Jim Ross said.
"YEAH! NO VANILLA MIDGETS! NO STUPID FLIPPY SH*T! JUST A BUNCH OF BRUTES BATTLING!" Batista cheered.
Doomsday is on the monster's shoulders...
...and Godzilla shakea...
...AND DOOMSDAY PUTS ALL HIS WEIGHT DOWN AND ALMOST CRUSHES GODZILLA! And Doomsday lifts up Godzilla...
...AND NAILS AN F5 THAT PLANTS GODZILLA!
"BALLGAME! IMPRESSIVE!" Kari exclaimed.
"DOMINATION BY THE MONSTER..." Snob said.
Doomsday puts a hand on Godzilla...
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"So COOL..." Dashie said. "WHAT a move!"
Doomsday gets up...and Luthor pats Doomsday's chest and says, "Three more rounds to go..."
"This longtime manager/wrestler partnership...since the 90s." Said JR, "Luthor has not led a man to a World Title...save Doomsday in UEPW. Is THIS the year he proves that he is the ELITE amongst managers and leads Doomsday to Best of the Best?"
CCW REP VS. TRUNKS BRIEFS
Trunks stands there, cracking his knuckles as he awaits his opponent.
"I've called Trunks before, I've seen him grow as a competitor since the 90s. A Cruiserweight legend in his own right." Said JR.
"But who is going to be his opponent?" Asked Kari...
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"...KILL ME..." Snob groaned.
ARES walks out, and it was obvious he had the most heat out of ANYONE who came out.
"So he RUINS matches...and gets rewarded with THIS." Said Kari. "He screws WWE over first...and then gets to fight WCW...boy I wonder if Hero to Zero had anything to do with this...?"
Trunks stares down Ares...and Ares walks through the ropes...and we are about to get a battle of speed vs. strength...
*Skip the End*
Trunks continuously Shoot Kicks Ares, and then springboards and CORKSCREW SHOULDER! Ares is down, and Trunks stays in Ares and grabs his neck.
"Ares PISSED OFF after the Regal Rumble failure." JR said, "And yet Trunks outrunning him..."
"...while Ares outGUNS him." Dashie smirked.
"Trunks lifts Ares up a bit...but The Buster Blade (Final Cut) doesn't go through as Ares puts his weight down and SNATCHES the neck! He lifts Trunks up AND GETS A TORNADO DDT! TRUNKS STUMBLES AWAY AFTER ARES GETS DRILLED!
"OH! DDT! Trunks showing off why he's a veteran! Ares was PLANTED!" Exclaimed Kari.
Ares gets up, and Trunks grabs the neck again and drapes the arm over hiw own neck. And Trunks LIFTS Ares and-ARES LANDS ON HIS FEET OFF THE TWIST! And Ares spins with Trunks in hand...and lifts him and PLANTS HIM with a Chokeslam! Trunks was writhing in pain, and Ares...
...PICKS HIM UP AGAIN!
"HEY! PUT HIM DOWN!" Shouted Kari.
"The hell Ares?" Cinema Snob yelled.
AND ANOTHER CHOKESLAM PLANTS TRUNKS! And NOW Ares pins Trunks...
1...
2...
3!
"GEEZ...the EVIL people commit...and get away with...Jr groaned.
"CCW COULD gain ANOTHER Best of the Best winner..." Snob said.
BotB Round 2
Doomsday vs. Timmy Turner
Ares vs. Ganta
Daimon vs. Chris Raynor
Egypt vs. Mask
RC Bane vs. Grace
Kevin Levin vs. [Ultimate] Belphegor
Rerun vs. Starforce
Jesse Alveraz vs. Coach Wade
