The MSG arena is adorned with a stage...and in the middle of it all is a ring and entrance stage complete with TitanTron (supplied by WWE) and the banners of former BotB winners AND Superstar of the Year winners Turner, Spongebob, Charlie Brown, and Ed.
...And then...lights start dimming...
...And then the ENTIRE place goes dark as The TitanTron flickered.
A barren wasteland with grey skies and several hills are seen...unoccupied...it seems as if Hiyao Miyazaki might have animated this...
...but the feet of several people (each walking from different directions) are seen while a Viking Metal riff starts to play.
There were TEAMS walking towards the wasteland...and each team took a hill. The head people carried flags, each one adorned by a crest...or a logo of a company of you will.
Each leader stood beside their Champion, and each leader and champion looked at the other as they all got on their own hill...
Each champion planted down their company's flag and stood tall next to their leader...
Jake Long & Mr. TV
Daisuke Motomiya & Mr. Nazirul
Spongebob Squarepants & JC
Tyson Blake & Maverick Jobling (as Rugal tries shoving his way in)
Deadpool & Ken Anarchy
Ben Tennyson & Commisioner Gordon
Charlie Brown & Thomas Wayne Blake Jr.
Jesse Alveraz & Mr. Chaos
Strider Hiryu & Mr. Red
Rick Grimes & Eunice Versal
Thorin Oakenshield & Mr. Billy
Tails Prower & Charles Roberts
Tai Kamiya & Space Ghost
Naruto Uzumaki & Joshua Garza
Capricorn & Gear Valant
And JonTron & Nour
Each side stands off with one another...their rosters/armies behind them...
...nobody moved...
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...before Deadpool yelled, "LEEROOOY JJJENNIIINS..." and ran with Ken and WCW down their hill!
Every army followed suit, they all preparing any attacks...Guns, Rasengans, Cyborg Parrots, Space Watches, Dragon Fire, Digimon, and...Bubble Bottles?
Everyone screamed...amd everyone ran into the middle...and the ensuing clash causes a BLINDING WHITE LIGHT...
...THAT FLASHES EVEN THROUGH THE ARENA, BLINDING ALL WHO LOOK!
"YEAH, EPILEPSY! WHOOOOOOO!" Psymon Stark, CCW star who was in the audience, cheered.
...the lights die down, and we come back...to four silhouettes on the stage...
...and the lighta died down, and each person reveales themselves to be...
...Charlie Brown...
...Timmy Turner...
...Ed...
...and Spongebob Squarepants...
...and all four were carrying flags with their own logos on them, (A curvy, edged yellow rectangle...a toast with butter...a pink star...and a yellow flag with a black zig-zag) and FINALLY an announcer (who sounded like Sean Connery) announces loudly...
"Who will join these four onstage and become this year's SUPERSTAR OF THE YEAR? WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE FIFTH ANNUAL FICTION WRESTLING AWARDS!"
A classical big band piece plays, as it all pans to the stars in the crowd. We got to see Jennifer Lawrence sitting next to Eddy (and trying tp find a new seat), Mark Hamill awkwardly sitting next to Harley Quinn and her Royal Hand, Ed Boon sat near Superman instead of Scorpion, Kishimoto and Toriyama throwing manga pictures at each other, Kanye West sitting in the front with The Queendom, Jay-Z, and Diddy. Also, Carrot Top was seen sitting near Nathan Blair.
"I'm an MD as well!" The prop comic announced, wearing a doctor outfit.
And then our ears are pierced by a familiar man...
"WHHHHHHHHHHAT UP!?...IT'S DASHIEEE! AND WELCOME BACK TO THE RFFF-RWRWR-RAAARS! SH*T! THE FWAs, BITCH! Hol' up...I get censored?" Dashie asked.
"We're on LIVE NETWORK TV, DASH..." Snob groaned. "Act your age. HELLO, fellow people...I am The Cinema Snob...and I am heee with DashieXP...Dave Batista...Kari Kamiya...ans of course...Jim Ross."
"Hello there ladies & gentlemen, and the GPW TEAM IS LIVE FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! THE MOST FAMOUS ARENA ON EARTH!" JR exclaimed. "And we have a STACKED SHOW and STACKES CARD for you tonight! The Best of the BEST will be crowned tonight! Awards will be given out, ESPECIALLY Superstar of the Year! And we have Gwen Tennyson going against a girl I have seen in GPW, an OFFICER Aelita Schaeffee, or OLDER Aelita. Not to be confused with-"
"Our REAL DEAL HOLYFIELD Aelita who was born here and not an alien from another universe?" Batista chimed in. "Yeah when Gwen murders her and sends the remains home, do we need mail or a garbage truck?"
"Why so mean?" Asked Kari. "She has a good chance. I think if she REALLY is prepared...she'll go all the way." Said Kari. "SOMEONE needs to knock her off her perch. KORRA did it. I think Aelita-"
"O-AELITA." Batista said, "We label our aliens."
"...SHE...has a shot." Kari groaned.
"Hey...I tell it like it is." Batista held his hands up. "Deal with it."
"ALSO I am obligated to tell you that this show was sponsored by the letter A..." Dashie said, "AS IN 'PLAN A' BY AELITA SCHAEFFER! THIS SH*T IS FIRE! That dope track she has...'Conduit' feat. Wiz Khalifa and Adam Levine! This bitch talkin' about how her love is stronger than electricity! And this FIRE beat with Kanye West on the song 'Little Man'!"
"Some say Kanye wrote that diss track about some short kid with barely any hair who lives in a culdesac. Sounds unlikely though." Kari shrugs...as she is seen trying to break her free copy of the CD...a free copy that everyone gets under their chair.
And now we hit the stage. And the announcer announces...
"And now TWO-SIXTHS of your FWA hosts...TOMMY VERCETTI & CASEY LYNCH!"
Tommy & Casey come out to "Wayfarer", and Tommy is smirking alongside his rocker lady. They had very...mischievous grins...
"Hey hey! Welcome to The FWAs!" Tommy said. "We are just a FEW of your hosts. And let my first words as host be...Go jump in a PIT and contract a disease, Egypt. Star Force...Ipkiss will be READY for you tonight."
The crowd gives a cheer as Tommy beats his chest triumphantly before the crowd starts chanting, "MASK! MASK! MASK! MASK!"
"But back to the show, MAN this place is more packed than normal! I haven't seen this large a crowd since the Cleveland Cavaliers NBA Finals celebrations this Sunday! ...FUNNY ENOUGH, that was only rivaled by the large crowd at the Cleveland 'Burn Your LeBron Jersey" event in 2009."
The crowd gives mild laughs as the camera shows LeBron James, 5BW Citywide Champion and GPW star...next to Bill Belicheck and Sidney Crosby. LeBron was showing off his new NBA Championship ring while saying something inaudible to the cameras.
Tommy scanned the audience...and then pointed out UWE owner Maverick. "MAV! How you doing? Long time no see! EVERYONE UWE IS BACK IN THE FWAs!"
The crowd gives UWE a giant "WELCOME BACK!" cheer, as Tommy claps alongside Casey. "NOW...for Boss of the Year...who takes that home if UWE wins it? Cause I hears Rugaaal say he wants it..."
The cameras show UWE "co-owners" Maverick and Rugal seemingly having a short heated exchange about the topic.
"ALSO...Force the Fox is here! UNFORTUNATELY...UCA is NOT in The FWAs this year. ...ALSO..." Tommy then put his hands to his ears and listened out. "...if you can hear that...that...that sounds like the collective relieved sighs of every backstage interviewer team in every company knowing Team Red vs. Blue ARE NOT eligible for an award this year. NOW they actually stand a CHANCE of win-oh wait Smoshgames is nominated...never mind." Tommy shrugged.
The RvB crew all are in the same area, agreeing with Tommy Vercetti. HOWEVER, Caboose seems to have a popcorn bucket stuck on his head.
"ALSO..." Casey smiled, "Let me be the first to welcome SORA TAKENOUCHI HERE! WELCOME SORA!" Casey said as the crowd clapped for Sora.
"ALSO let's give a shoutout to the one next to her, Mr. Sora Takenouchi!" Tommy quipped, gaining "OOOOOOHs" from the crowd at that joke.
Tai looked visibly upset by that joke, but Sora just took his hand and silently told him to calm down.
"And so it seems WWE was so desperate for nominees for awards, they nominated Prince Vegeta." Casey said, gaining a loud reaction as the camera panned to an angry Vegeta...who was looking at a brown haired Brawler with "his Belt".
"I find that baffling." Casey continued. "The LAST TIME Vegeta would ever be TRULY considered for a Superstar of the Year trophy, the Doomsday hadn't even killed Superman yet...there was a Mega Man we actually LIKED...Maverick and Force were actually young...and Mr. Billy and Jesse Alveraz's parents hadn't even met yet..."
"But REALLY..." Tommy said, " New York for accepting us here. We LOVE IT. NYC is amazing. Not as bad as people like to make it out to be. You guys are NICE and took us in with open arms. You are AMAZING. I could really feel the..."
Tommy was interrupted by a stagehand, who whispered into his ear. Tommy nodded...and then looked to the crowd.
"...Okay, apparently Gear Valant's car was stolen." Tommy deadpanned to laughs from the crowd as Tommy shrugged. "WHILE we go out to try and get it, PLEASE...allow us to give out AWARDS..."
Tommy & Casey ran offstage, and the announcer then said, "And now, coming out to introduce Couple of the Year...Henry & Dawn Wong!"
Dawn and Henry walk out, hand in hand, as Dawn also holds up a blue haired toddler who is grasping at the white envelope in hks mom's hand. Both take to the podium and speak.
"...Love is...a very wonderful feeling." Henry said. "It..makes you feel really...'
And Baby Tyson Wong nearly retches as he tries to not throw up.
"...What?" Henry asked. "What's wrong with him?"
"Henry, we could all tell you were about to say something really groan inducing. Don't make Tyson sick. Find something non cliché." Dawn said. "Appeal to a lower common denominator."
Dawn's words resonate with Henry, who shrugs and proceeds to speak again.
"...See girl. Boing. Bang bang. Baby. Money. Marriage. Wrestling. Woo."
Dawn just stared deadpan at Henry and just decided to speak.
"They say this award is unnecessary. But power couples TEND to be influential. Ever since the likes of Macho Man & Miss Elizabeth all the way to the hated likes of Edge & Lita or Rusev & Lana, wrestling and couples are inseparable. People wanna see a good couple...or a bad couple get smashed. They wanna see romance arcs blossom and climax. Romance is a part of drama. And wrestling is part drama. NOW...the nominees for Couple of the Year aaare..."
Sasha Slasher & Jason Krueger (FTW)
Gumball Watterson and Penny Fitzgerald (UEPW)
Drew Cage & Cassie Cage (CEW)
Steve Smith and Debbie (TWAE)
Shikamaru Nara and Temari (WWT)
Yuma and Tori (BTWF)
Yaya Nanto and Tsubomi Okuwaka (WCW)
Geoff & Bridgette (CWF)
Makoto Naegi and Kyouko Kirigiri (PROGRESS)
Claude Speed and Jessica Wilson (XCW)
Kurt Hudson and Alyssa Parker (ACW)
WaterRose (Percy Jackson & Ruby Rose) (UWE)
Sailor Moon & Itachi Uchiha (WWE)
Jeremy Ellis and Tammy Blake (CCW)
"And the winner is-hey where's the envelope?" Asked Henry asked, looking all around for the winner envelope.
...and he looked over to see Tyson chewing on a piece of paper.
"TAI SEN!" Henry yelled, causing the 2 year old to tense up. "Spit it out...NOW..."
Taisen Wong proceeded to do as his dad said, lest he be punished, and spits out the now wet and chewed up paper. Dawn sighs and couches down to get it, and picks up the envelope. It is filled with many holes...
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...holes shaped like a trident crossing with a scythe.
"WATERROSE!" Dawn announced as the cameras showed Percy Jackson & Ruby Rose.
Percy Jackson goes through a mixture of expressions...surprise...happiness...horror...happiness again...and then horror again as he walks up to the stage with Ruby to accept the Award; to say he makes his part of the acceptance speech quick is an understatement...
"Uhhh...thank you all...I went through a rough patch, romance-wise early on in the year and I'm...umm...glad that Ruby and I found each other...I think we really...uh...clicked, it not only brought us together but it brought Hunters and Demigods together too, making Beacon Blood...and, uh..." Percy stops to scratch the back of his head, "Gods, this is awkward...anywaaaaaay, thank you all for voting for us, we'll try and keep...err...'WaterRose' going for next year's FWAs so we can win this award again...so yeah, uh...thank you all very much...oh, and uh, suck it Annabeth, this proves I don't NEED you." Percy blew a raspberry to end his part of the speech.
Backstage, Annabeth is...less than pleased.
Ruby then took to the mic and spoke, "Uh I'm glad that I found Percy because he's a guy who've I've actually liked and well, I'm glad to have met him since we've managed to bring two different sides with Demigods and Hunter's uniting and we hope to keep going to the next FWAs. So thank you all for this award!" Ruby waves while giggling at Percy's end of the speech.
The crowd clapped for WaterRose as they got off the stage, and the announcer declared...
"And NOW we take a commercial break! When we come back, The Special FWAs of Battle Royal of the Year and Manager of thr Year! ALSO...our first match of the night, The Game Grumps take on The Rookie Revolution's 'Team Hawesome Generation!' Stay tuned!"
The FWAs are sponsored by Injustice 2 from Netherrealm! Injustice, the best comic book based fighting game until Marvel decides to re-enter the video game world again
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The show briefly comes back on, as Sailor Moon is seen conversing in a boiler room with...someone.
"GLAD you're joining us. Welcome to The Queendom. You deserve more, honestly. Consider my managerial services yours. And when you come to WWE...expect the lime light. ...However, you need to cut your hair. I-WHOA!"
Moon tripped over some blond hair, and held her throbbing head while also keeping herself from crying onscreen. "Ooooow...alrighty Rapunzel, I'll see you in a bit..."
And with that, Moon walks off down the hall.
"Was...was that the new WWE signee?" Snob asked.
"Which baby girl was that?" Asked Dashie.
"Stop calling women 'baby girls' please?" Kari asked. "It's borderline mysoginistic."
"Ahem...I'm sorry BABY GUUURL..." Dashie yelled. "Hold up my bad...that waa rude...bitch."
And fans only hearing the commentary audio could hear the muffled yells of a Dominican man in his 30s calling for help.
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